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Show j I.OGAN, PAGE TWO. UTAH, DAILY HERALD, SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 19.11. the farm bureau convention at lat week. and Bickmore Mrs. Rulon S. children of Salt Lake City were visiting w'lth Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Wahlen last week. A hose and handkerchief shower for Picston Allen who is going soon to Germany to fill a mission was given Thursday evening at the home of his parents Mr. and Mrs. G W Alien by a number of his triends. Mr. and Mrs Merrill McFarland and children ot Logan were guests ot Mr. and Mrs. George B. Nielson Og-ie- n MANY MAGPIES The Herald A ARE POISONED ield Newspaper Scripps-Can- f Every afternoon, except Saturday, and Sunday morning. Published Sunday morning and every week dav afteinoon, except Saturday Federal Ate, Logan, Utah, by Cat lie Valiev Newsand legal holidays, at paper Co., N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, and entered as w'oml i lass matter at the postotfice, Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3 ,1879. 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PETERSON, Managing Editor There are at least 702 le.- magpies In Cache Valley as the result of some excellent extermination wotk done by Game Warden Ted Seehnlzer dining the latter part of January. Seetiulz.er has been carry mg on Now that folks! Howdy, a poison hail campaign since Mr. Hoover has succeeded in Januaty 17 amid the results have getting a dry report out of a been exceptionally wet good, avoidiussion, nothing is ng to the report of the game impossijie for him. warden Saturday Well bet he could even get r In explaining his methods, catsup out of a restaurant says that he used small catsup bottle of pork rind poison squares The bait is sprinkled on them. nailed on fence posts or roofs The worst of feature the out of reach of dogs. A total Wlokersham report, however, is of 335 weie collected one day at that somebody is sure to write a the city dump grounds. sour about it, rhyming Wicker-shaSeeholzer is also planning on with Alabam using the same methods in a campaign on crows which started Results of this campanrn Fnday have not yet been learned TODAYS CHAMPION ! a TESTIMONY FROM A PROBLEMS --By in CHEST-DRIVE- Hill Billy sadness ttian In an- More writes me a ger. "Subseriber for ew words my humility and V winds up with the lather neat paragraph: "I enjoy your stuff; accept my tliai as. BUT you sure dont know whtt it 1b all about. Here Is something that will puzzle your reasoning: This country, now that It has got past the cred-it system, has less reserve to keep the hungry from revolting than Europe. Try and Imagine a dole that Europe gives to 10,000,-00Jobless. There are 8,000,000 out of work in this country: when the big fellows quit throwing good money after bad. when ( an outlet ceases for further ln-- ; 66 vesting of surplus values, ents of every dollar value pro-- I duced, then there ought to be 11,000,000 unemployed. force the "Conditions might ; capitalists to build up Russias I hope machines of production. o. Anyhow, the next two years :will convince you. you, even stuff, Again appreciating yoir which Is as near as the police will allow, I remain Subscriber. considerable The above, and t?' more which is not necessarily im-portant to the present writing, was written with a hard pencil f ' n soft paper, and probably. 1 Jam the only columnist in the vide, cold world who would bother to try to understand what it was all about; but I read everything sent to me through the nail, even the seductive ads from that Los Angeles tailor who, for dozen years, has been following all over the map trying to .wine " i ell me another suit. Now, brother, maybe I do not enow what it is all about, I ? never met up with a fellow who lid know what It was all about; mt I know exactly what you are alking about and I am, this hard ; winter, bending the old bean to he matter of economics, and am ndeed glad to welcome wisdom fvherever it may be found. Here are a few questiosn for kind consideration: When did we get past the cred-- t system in this country? Who told you we had less than Europe? What Induces you to the opin-othat the Big Fellows think it s "bad mon y, or that it is ' ost? Finally, what difference does it nake, to anyone but the big boys, whether they spend tliei money hr bury it? When you get that all answered ll give you some mine Tliei e s a neat Biblical text about r a fool; also there is about a fool asking more (ban ten wise men can answer. 1 1 0 : . : ' e n ; R When the Communitv Chest drive failed recently Newark, N. J. as it will fail in every American city this year the general manager of the campaign said : Factory employes, of fit e uorker and retail store clerk1: oversiibsi ribed the ijuolas assigned to them. was there a deficit. Only in the ranks of the and Why, certainly! As long as the the wealthy can persuade or coerce the comparatively poor into assuming the burdens of charity, theyll do in c well-to-d- o well-to-d- o SO. When an industry lays off men, does it support these out of its profits, or assess its stockholders? Certainly not. It cither cajoles or orders its remaining employes to give op, each week, part of their own meager wages to support the men it has thrown onto the streets, jobless and helpless. Just as long as predatory wealth can fool poor people into supporting those still poorer, just so long will the wealthy dodge their responsibilities and continue their injustices. MRS. HERMAN EGGNOODLE who was able to hide her husbands shirts so cleverly In a drawer bureau it took that him 2 hours, 35 minutes and 14 seconds to find them. Mrs. Is Eggnoodle ' r" 'V being feted this I U week by local T housewives, not one of whom has succeeded, despite years of effort, In hiding her husbands shirts so successfully. Photo by Binkichi Koike A radio announcer is a man who talks just as enthusiastically about a ashcan as he docs about Beethovens Moonlight Sonata. TUT! TUT! Little Willie, cunning scamp, Gave pas golf clubs to a tramp. Willies mother neighbors told: Willies got a heart of gold! star in Hollywood has A movie her 25th wedding anniversary. Or perhaps it was just the aumversary of her 25th wedding As the standing broad disjster-portende- r and runAndrew Mellon of the ning high view er-aluminum trust, the United States treasury and other public utilities seems to hold the record. Mr. Mellon is highly neiwius about the possibility of payment, to war veterans, of the debt owed them by the government. If the government liipiidatcs this debt, says Andy, This is resulted ure. i The Hyrum Set mid ward will hold the annual Gold ami Ginn bail at the waid amuseim ot hall on Tuesday t veiling. Febnury 3 Hyrum Third ward old ioiks re muon was laid Thui-da- y Jenna, y 28 An inteiesting pniiiiain Was of mi"ii, some of tlie features w n ini al udi weie sdedions tiie Sihe Gi,.y and hud. t nool bands, outness ot welcome, 3 I. (UP) s WHITE HAVEN, Eng, Jn 30 Twenty eight miners were known dead today after an explosion in the Haig mine here (UP) Nit hull Joig'-u- . l, Diiz, Ross and George Eliasii'i, short talk- - by Die oldest residents present, H P. Hansen and El niia McBride; num. beis by William I. Sorenson ot Mi ndon ; d Aiiiiia 'n' Andy act by Lainont and Ian m Larsen, assisted by P L. Claik Claude Qumney ,n Gomel a juggling act, lolliiv. el by a song by Gill and company and an accmdion solo by Enoch Burst n. Headings were given by Mrs. Foil Brown. Presi- , -- n i e I e- - ,.ik a a monologue, W. An I,. tiling H. attoidion in Foot h Lumen and a L. Clarke iriuili r by Mole than a d Lam nit Lai.-cwell pi - ht M, and Mis Leo Yeates :ue parin' s ot a gill iiorn Sunday. enter-'Uiti-Mist Mauinie Feteisen ,.t a amli pull it girl fi lends. milling ior Miss Cl 'one Mi Bride etitertain-tat a patty ,.l her homo Wednes-iv evening Mis Coniud Rose is visiting in Salt Lake City with Mr. and Mrs. I Unensbd'k who are parents of a baby gnl mini recently. A party was held in the llvrum Flnrd ward on Monday .u honor of Basil Eliason. ivuing Yn exceptionally well planned and xii'iticl piogiuin was followed by a u mi e in the amusement Hall. A laige (towd was present rmong v!.uh weie Mi and Mis Wllford Iinloeig ot Lucan and Will and lienrv Coopi r of Wellsville. Mi. and Mrs Russell Pttersen and iliildnn have returned to alter a two months v.sit at Law i nee. Kansas, where they weie guests of Mis. Petersen's parents. Dr and Mrs Carl Phillips. Mis Hans P Anderson received a gold medal for her six years of Pi vice as a 4 FI club leader at s 1 u. "i on Y due-da- y. Tlie little two year old daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Guy Whitaker of Downey was brought to Hyrum tor burial Wednesday. . Hy-rn- MILES 66 1 GALLON ON OF GAS street, Walter Critchlow, 3586-Wheaton, 111., patents a Damp Air Gas Saver unlike anything else. New Fords report up to 61 miles on 1 gallon; old Fords 87; other autos, motorcycles, to 73 per cent gains. To quickly introduce, the Inventor offers cash $10,000.00 prizes for Best gains made; and wants Count. State, Salesmen, a $250.00 $1,000.00 Agencies, month. He offers to send one for trial. Write him for one quick. Name Address Town . Car State .... cjjef wlhinif y WAR! IT when iflOiii! in fail- Mr. Pinch-penn- y saved $5 his grocery but broke a tooth when he tried to gnaw his canary birds WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE? speakt-- hinoi e Pinch-penn- tirement program. Well, for heavens sake! Its curious Mr. Mellon never thought of those horrors when the government paid off the railroads, when it paid off the war contractors, when it paid off the profiteers in the shipbuilding game, when it wrote off millions of foreign debts, or when it handed out other hundreds of millions in refunds to big corporations on their income tax. Well, let us tak e courage. Mr. Mellon never was a good guesser, and one ve.tr he achieved the peak of being just about one billion dollars wrong on his treasury estimates. Maybe hes wrong again; you never can tell. com-pletel- Allen et mm C. rn Sin Ih art dneiloix. O in w III H tel s vc tab t it p n was an e.i o) tin tent Hill at Sail Lake City no mb i .s wile ,i, ,i m The Iiieinlitis ot tile I tali Bun tiy ussut lution in livnini will hold i met nng Monday swung at 8 m Do- - ( n v hall P 111 Mi m mil- tioin Salt L i k i ( the .stale dssii latum will t i .nun wa- - sl'en ill uuig tilling w Ini h Louis h i.i ot Isigan vug, Mis., o: lagan g ie a nading, jin photo of Ezra Artichoke Ave., vho announces that his efforts to his living have expenses a 1384 on bill Again anti again it happens. In Seattle the life of a boy is snuffed out and his brother, inadvertent killer, receives a mental blow from which he will never recover, all because of an unloaded rifle. I heres onlv one message for paients in the disaster. They must train their children anti themselves, too to consider firearms loaded at all times, and treat them accordingly. Vo and B M a OF THE HOUR MEN it will impose a capital lev on the holders of government bonds, kdl the maikct for other securities and disorganie the government's debt ret muling and re- THEYRE ALWAYS LOADED an it oi -- wt-ik- 1! 'tin Hyrum Poult iv ivoiimniz.. cl Mosul. Failu - va, i eeb d C Y N i - n w as in lain The South Denver bank, (apitaliz td at $50,000, with resources of $128 272 and deposits of $230,764 was dosed today and taken oicr by state banking oemissioner, M Fer son as a res il of heavy withdiavv-alduring the lav two tjvo-dol- jiixt celt brated WELL, MAYBE ANDYS WRONG AGAIN BANK CLOSED DENVER, Colo., Jan Hyrum by cheese in eating placed mouse-trap- piece of cuttlebone. The dentist charged him $10 to repair the tooth. Net loss, $5. Photo by Albert Hugie if brick lias been indented so large that it will make an entire side of a bungalow. Gosh, suppose you dropped one on your toe! A Senator Norris says that people Interested in a third are not party. -- Hes right; the only kind of party they are interested in i3 one where fizzes are served 1 PRATICAL JOKER NO. 79 For Reginald Crim We dont care a snap; He jerks down the brim Of our new Stetson hat! if v if Progress is all very well, but ..ie old fashioned cuspidor wasn't continually getting knocked over like one of these dinky modern ash-tray- if YE if if DIARY (Januarie 3d) Betimes home, mighty weane, and do wish to sip a noggin of parsnip wine, for my stommicks sake, and so search for the flagon, which do be hidden behind the washtub in the basement, but Lord! it hath disappeared, and when I do reproach Dame Brew with having secreted it, she doth I Why, reply: "That stuff! thought it was olde bluing, and down the wa9htub it poured I And do be mighty drain! worried, and cry: Great heavens, zany, do you want to ruin the plumbing! That parsnip wine will eat through a lead pipe in 30 seconds! And so, wringing my hands and uttering low, sad moans, to dinner. Talking zone he YELLOW PFNCIL With the 'REBEANB here will be an adept at our end eager and competent to render helpful service and transmit your desires to the 20,000 daily readers of our Classified Co lumns. . . people who find our Want Ad Page a Market Place for the things they want . . . and a Clearing House for the things they have which you may want. I Ad-Tak- er . The Daily Herald |