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'Some penes'rians walk along as f they owned the street But that s Some motoiists drive notning around as if t1 ey owned the car' aplesalce Z t YE DIARY I'lbiuaiu- - 10 BetiTes to tie printery, where ?t my stmt with greate gusto, but Lord1 the lanky office boy doth stand behind my chair, hum d Hi 114 t ur Of course, ) H Do you believe ' 111! K V ' ,1 k lit W lit nt it pi unt t no h Ultlll'l mn 111 hi mi 11 mi s 1 till list I standard f n il u 1 It I I I 11 Iks till ' ! n M in su ll lnt jpi s unis in pii mr s II U min d '1st II I I In ill irs I is the only place in America where cheap coffees are not made side by side with Otrood coffee. There is no 1 11 1 THE F I EVER sous for a Sunny Day i bat esf time. CL M en 1 IW Day haricst iilbitdlllii and comfort. kn.J of stantial you want to pay Cars Groaned Oi! Changed While you shop Visit cquii ulent of six m o Repairs Made or Sleep nth s but where is the finest apt to come from? toffees the earnings. ehiEEim 5 Irnteto Etm Banking da. jJiiasip At. GRAHAM MOTOR CARS I'Tne 390 e& First Security Corporation Sworn COM BI.N ED RESOURCES litah Eocran. mlier of tl.e ll t V , ill iniflirt nf t ifu "4IL Illfi ihl r etf ife e 7V;qj of the JEor,.ing MILLION DOLLARS FIFTY-TW'- BAKING POWDER If ;f There are several good contatrious. O They will grow into a suba Sunny Day Fund for a Schilling believes that cheapness is CL sum no confu- - sion of quality tomorrows opportunity of Success. at the price a job you standard for a Sunny Regular deposits in your, sat ings account at this bank are the $eeds Day or Night double Schilling and women who intelligently sow dollars sate 0 coffee. The Schilling roasting room 111 u, mu j' standard in those who make their ucc - ii ' a ll I Ilk s t pi il like Ml Mtlinis r t l Mt iiukisiiiis, ikimmu n Hus' uni otlui kitle sti t'dd'uid inniiins Iks '11 iuu! Ik IiiMipiins, ,1ml t!u put up leu Mint wili. nt thin own ttM Inph Im tin 4111 tmni,m ins to ilmih 0111 m So instiii ot t X'miuui min-mi; tlu 0 epm I a 1 ti i si u Hi it s li ui mn 111 ,uii k1 now ni iki tlur ms woikmii list, ill ul I III (i) 1 pi ulltS 111 til up k not tolerate cheapness in their own homes and who appreciate the same - Mi i u uu k.i im 11 pi ill 111 Schilling Coffee is for those who will III' H II t I ) i 1 in the double m 1 s J nt lid: I' 1HI ot i s 1 1, IlM S i'm ui , in fiut of n ' ' 11 1 1 St t un 111 'i ui tk 111 o h t t l. ml t st u ii ui H n im1 iti i is ii THE FACTORIES HI t n ij !(, hi SO THEY EXPORTED f l I .ismsIs the c I its Schillings us m 1st k is mt c t .1 M r J- it i JLjf - - !! 1 m n i v ? 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K Ht i dab rrgressional VI'.a i 1 f W c ti- - f This is Prof Amos W Oatcake, famous scientist, to who proposes Kap all the hot ao produced by ! ht Blood heat the igoos of Si , f tezing E skimos When this is ac Prof y cemphshed 4 X Oatcake wilt at . . tempt to harness J ' ex the energy y pended by con in g r e s smen shaking Heres $10,000 worth of herse with constituents This energy flesh, this champion Arabian steed will be utilized for turning all the doors in the United having been purchased by Philip revolving K W igley noted for his famous StatpS, I iioto b Meho Ninitli A !b sab'es, for h.s Catalina Is hnd Calif, rfancho The horces in favor of ,n, talking o dion im tuns is that thp gabbv name is Kaaba i i (lh up ou code n to o SCIENTIST SECTION it to kill h i on v ro iti i xt apply NEEn Hill Billy !t t ip D i' x rill I1 k f QUICK its d i ow u In u fuliies t Hunt Lets s lit. i l h llthn hlldb Ol Uiliupb n Jut I) n aromling th ot sonn t it un il mi t tn " TH up waterwings v .iii'ii o , who mun v to spend $30 000 000 to modern ize three battleships r D . TEA SPiCES EXTRACTS KJa'H lili"lW f fa nrf InTiM imidaiii rvT. ! r ( if 4 r I I l 1 h i f l jI f r- -J l - 1 I ti I ...1 If1 r t I .:J I I V1 v, n v . V ' f ; dI MM U il X i! rJ li ! HIS MAY R YOUR 1M.ST OPPORTUNITY TO PURCHASE SUCH QUALITY MERCHANDISE AT SUCH LOW PRICES! EVERYTHING MUST GO BARGAINS YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF BEFORE! OVERCOATS, SWEATERS, BLANKETS, UNDERWEAR, HOSIERY, L. D. S GARMENTS ALL MERCHANDISE AT COST OR LESS! r-- s . ? 2 : i 1 i T.J 1 M j 1 J ! r'cV i ' V'! ij . i I ' 1 o DUALS' ?- -' 1 1 i rr v f qn TNf Ali N m , f M wlr f igw,ixai-- tWi i mi a v vy n i i JI - H:wdy folk3 Congress wants Mm? and Sur day moining exceit SKurJiiy, n T 4 laaiciKM. u |