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Show UTAH, DAILY HERALD, LOGAN, Tl M) I I , I I R IS R 'i V U 1 The Herald A Scripps-Canfiel- Full leased wire of the United Press Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Western Features, and the Scnpps Canfield Newspapers umori Bill intro Howdy, folks legislature duced in western would make city owned golf courses public utilit es the Then Goody, goody! an city council could pass forbidding dub golfers from slicing their brassie i shots! s olive-dra- if , Wo really belie vp howevei that sand goiters who spend hours in bunkers, bhould be recompensed t the city, accoidmg to the stand ait wage of pick and shovel woik 'trs WHO S WHO IN THE LEGISLATURE This is Amos Gaspipe, repre K sentative from Asparagus coun ty, who for 10 years has held one of the most important p o s tions in the legis lature. Mr Gas pipe is the man who arises at the beginning of the mornirg session, and moves that the minutes of the previous session be dispensed with. Photo hv Vaughan Harris i Mr. Mellon ha i tome out against the soldicis compensation hill. Mr. Mellon is probably of the belief that the Aluminum Tiust u on the nar. Todays Fable: Tin JFickersham report mil go donti through the ages as one of the great state document st like Magna Chart a and the Declaration of f f in a Boston theatre threw rotten eggs at Rudy Valle This no doubt, was the criticism of an eggspeit Someone Independence. Einstein says he has reduced all natural Ians to one mathematical equation. This ought to simplify things for college students. The llickersham report condensed to font unrcFs "Well, yes . . . and no! Back to School (Thenx to W lllm .1 Savie) MAKE A SENTENCE USING THE rap, it will soon be possible to buv a bottle of gtngerale at a roadhouse for $1 50. word: SLUMP What kind of coal dealer7" 'Slump aaal " this, f- l- on his second shot Fhoto by Harvpv Christensen t YE DIARY Betimes home, mighty wearie, and desirous of drinking a noggin of parsnipu e wine, for my The sport world was agog Tuessake, but Dame Humor day at the newt that Silas H. hath hidden the flagon, nor will Grapefruit, base- the give it to me, which makes me ment golf cham- mighty irked, so that do say. sucpion, "Listen, my sweetie little hen ceeded In driving the only reason do drinke a hunk of coal this parsnip wine is because it be into his furnace full of vitamines, which do oe good door In 6 strokes, for my health! But Lord' Dame or 3 tl ow par, a Humor doth take me by the ear, new record for lead me into the kitchen, and say: this event. Mr. "If your health requires any vita wae mines, zany, there be a great dir Grapefruit penalized one stroke, however, for of spinach for 4you' A pox, driving into the sanitary washtub double pox, on such a woman GOLF CHAMPION SETS NEW RECORD! stom-mick'- A ei cc ABIGAIL APPLESAUCE SEZ: A boy afflicted with puppy love knows what It is to leads a dog's life " I ol n ol n bt U D 13 nl tl (t Hi ' Si urg'd souk thing soft nnd swept," I Cmc (op's swept. p Apple au ( ' snorted (.ep Gee 1. that two is a crowd espepaity telephone bne 111 (rPP Gee sac-- nimpiny, (luces cially on II a the cost ot living continues to had I to at tq ct OUT OUR WAY By Williams n I! tit m f c! it oi Hi i ild I am cdMing my cote on me Siddn i bonus question ai request cd be the Herald read the news and like the pip is considerable bumomus Hill Rogers about all I know is what I read in the papers I would like to express mv views on tin pavmcnt of the soldier bonus at this time It ou wish 1 ou nidi publish this letter would like to h at an oip inter tsted publish thtir views in the same wav I don t believe there is au fair n ndi d man in the United States or elsewhere who could think of a bcttei wa to help the present un emplovmcnt Mtualion than through the payment of the soldier s bonus it tins time I doubt If there could b found a more gratifjlng means foi putting into circulation a few ol the millions lying idle In the nations trea.ury than the paying 0 the bonus In ie is no time in a mans life lien be can more appreciate a lift than when his children are small and les snuggling lor means to real them ill ealth and give them the i liKution to which they are 1 ii- lU't two m ctuo ml o (.1 oi M j in Li interi ii n - s i hut -- i l tin milk Iv an i ui in n t i u o ni i Mi m tl v pi U n i i huso Kt knii a it t i 1 h- i U K I s i mil flu hv u d my f hh in scioum ss it tin (ommuuitv It hich W th i st it am u ulnp il oil. u in our n Kt pn st i id tl nun of Ca in all Hhnulfl 1m uhl to handl il.nn mm nmn almn o is n pi m nt pbly T o n ilk in p ion tjuipi n ui Bteriliuion imi pastnM U n m f n scarce ami inailoquat im est pa ot iha milk haul! i in n fit foi fcan is n misunipi m who nso ai Peopl i imlilui with t h la alt H rt hi n t Midi, n Pas t miation H ( ompulboi v .j i , I il ' Ii M i III 1) in n i t i i t , i ( II iVHiv vt. tl Mild .1 v w H Ii II h 111 uh oi d r in ml u i I 111 t nor in I I o i no nt t h i pt h u d ill lion o tl it i uh itui n s in m t ho m ith jp Manh 3 without M do i to 0 ' 1n ) n Mohr is J i k ii , in iv nship 111 ! i t w t It l n ol urn t hi h hi .111 h ii ill d m iv n'lt h t ad l.i omul In S it p! not mg hut i 'u u Dav ts Ml k ) II II III si i I i t h i t I J w pl u M os i ,v - i t o i t; mounthi I ll t li hen a cor-- p re-- soniA sma.t argufying tu t U vou different you him oi above I can assure turn i w mu s t bt i a r hi it i i k. t t dt oi s . h ho o It t n'v on tignrfs un d tn it we toil our ior thn i t s at least k n h m that we js-- t dt mli w ai e ol 1 sirjrv ib it th Irish diference pi n w m il t i d th n n u ird and f ontented is r ( si or v 1 habit FARM WOMEN l' o 17 7 ( id t r t! n . mi u. t J . 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MEET FEB. 7TH The Home md Community Section ol the Cai he County Farm meetRun in lias been odlled to ing Saturday to adopt the byThe laws ol the oiganization minting was ca'led by Mrs J. R mli v incident The meeting was called for 2 m and will he preceded by nn P exiiulivo (onunutee meeting at 11 a m and a . unstitution and committee by laws meet'ng at 12 lu p m All mee'lrgs will bo In Id at the farm bureau in Logan i liead-quaite- is untied H hat that Is is the situation co'jfioitmg almost eveiy exservice man at pi sent Many of them weie leplated m the jobs at home tv voungei men while tlicv served m the vvoild war That together ith the elects ot the steady in all glow th ot the depression us in ss Mine the wai has placed rod of t'n m in a position where they need the few dollars of bonus n onev moie than tiny ever will God knows the dearly earned it' So win should exseivicc men be forced to die or glow old to receive the benefits due him, espec lally since half of the nation will benefit thiough their payment It i not because of any finan na'ion (ial embairassment the m gJ't face that some of the men who have elected into offiie and are paving to help mismanage the a' lairs of our goveinment are so vigorously opposing the pavment e the bonus as seomt newspapers i The advice of your physician is Keep out cf doors, tn the pjxi air, breathe deeply, take plenty cf cxcrc.se m tile melloui sunshine, and hate a peri- odic check-uon the health of your ler These financiers realize It would if ho li ss velvet in their sack these few millions were paid the ex service men than if the money was spent in speculating in the possibilities of prohibition or the nterests sponsoring of foreign p n 1 Our nation is spending too much time looking after the foreigners A lot is spent for honoring and entertaining foreign friends and what not7 Our nation has been very kind and considerate of the Indians It has hoen ever ready to extend a helping hand to sufferers in other nations, lie Chinese, the Belgians, and so on Why, then, should the present government oppose the ex service men in their right to choose between cashing their cor t ficatrs now or dying or growing old in order to cash them. Secre'ary Mellon has vigorously But I oi posed the soldier bonus codnt hear him squawk any about , crrpting (if I read my figures right) $30 000 for automobile ex pr uses this v ear If it's a matter of dog eat dog n Ibis man's country, some of the r st of us ought to begin to show cui tooth Any of you folks who have any of the old feeling left that caused vou to turn n mass formation and shout for jov on the return of evseivue nier. who were lucky e' ough o come back, just call that fcel.ng into account for Its time to sliout again loins t oi the best thats the lx st loi all F L MF.ACHEM 236 V Second V MMlOweI1UU1ARA (ll P King v as killed l Ii Birbuta Calil 23 Fib of San instantly urn s Rons 2s Kolvaii was i.u ills mill d w hen tluur r n plane irished f'om a height of lhh feet .ml I into a s indav ii It u ii m ki s no i1 tl h 1 7 h Kd m s pi, I TWO FLIERS DIE u jM'1 "o i By Hill Billy v Rtf I t I hr I d BETTER MILK Unnaturalized Vets QUICK Across the country, from Seattle to Washington, tramp 57 jobless veterans, trying to get to congress, to make congress realize what many war veterans are up against this winter, 'I hey are not very well dressed and some of them miss a shave and a meal once in a while. In Spokane a gentleman named Gen. James T. Drain is head of relief agencies. The war veterans aie brought to his attention. (Heads of relief agencies seldom know anything until the attention-cal'erget busy.,) Huh! These bums! comments the gallant general. Some years ago, of course, they werent bums; just boys in fighting alongside General Drain. The Drain attitude is the attitude of all welfare workers toward men who would rather stand up and fight for their rights than kneel down before relief agents and humbly ask for a crust after filling out a questionnaire and submitting to a personal investigation. All welfare workers, as should be well known, are divinely appointed to minister at a price to those in need. War veterans and others should learn to he propel Iv humble before them, doing obeisance and mutteiing hosannas at the proper intervals. These things, the western war veterans seem not to have learned the bums. Cache or ' FAVORS BONUS PLEADS FOR PAYMENT NOW THE VETERANS UNLEARNED LESSON Oar ' U Service. Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indiiectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other pel vale ousiness except me punneanon of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor HARRY S. LESTER, Advertising Manager. ( I N E A. t IS x i ic THE TRUTH 1! 41 Satisfied, Not Contented nu hml (i k ill i d t u t tl Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office. 507 Montgomery St Chicago office, 410 N Michigan Ate , New York office, 19 W. 44th St . Boston office, 18 Trimont St.; Detroit office, Room 2, 266 General Motors Bldg. -- i 11 s r u i - i This column is for the use f Daih Herald ers. An) communications not liKlous and not over 300 words in length are welcome no matter what the he published I he subject. 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