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DRUG STORE, FIRST CLASS Married Them All under John stand jour wife came from a fine old family. 1 Henry wouldn't s a PARENTS The TO THE TASTE! You say lies opened a drug store? Yes has the finest soda fountain In town. wonders why parents SLEEP PROMPTLY T&NI6HT. TdEY'PE There they 60 TIPTOEING DOWN HA, BPS 6UESSEP it.1 THEY'RE 60iNb OlT, LEAVING HIM LISTtNfN'6 ALONE SO ANXIOUS AT TO WERE HAUE HIM 60 TO HIS DOOR NOW V. StF-jr Whimpers a little to let -- C u.-- NVuap.iivr I Cancel That Call First Little Hoj k I forgot to you to my pieiiii party tomorrow Second Little T o o late Buy now. Ive prayed for a blizzard American l.oy. IS COOLING i.iusl By GLUYAS WILLIAMS NIGHT OUT cnme. She brought It with her. Cup per's Weekly. WRI6LEV5 TIME CAST STAIRS THEM kNOW HE DOESN'T CARE IDO MUCH FUR TriE ARRANGEMENT first-clas- s Family Mmagerie Ballard Mrs How does your cat like your dog: Mrs. Sen ton Oh, luthiinder UX) HEARS THEM STOP AND LISTEN ANXIOUSLY ON TriE GOME T1PTCEIN6 STA'SS,TH:J PfiOXt KNOWS DO THT A.L To KEEP CRYin'S, IN bjt DCESYT FEE. & HE ow LU-- NEEDS T& IS TO GfART he in ro see HE'S ASLEEP, FOR FEAR THEY WILL WAKE HIM UP, IF HE IS they donT dare come IF CRYlNfc Mug azine. gum jgggggK Just Aint are diplomatic relations dad? There are no such people, uiy boy." 'O What THrY DECIDE F WAS A FALSE ALARM AND STEAL DOWN THERE GOES Tilt front; STOP TO L'STN ON FORTH- tfS THE LAyf OrNEE. ONE GOOD 'ELLOW iC LL Sv "'6 THEM THEY 80,-00- - SOME NEIGHBOR W)Th OH WELL, LEf fHEM GO AND HE FUN, AND BESIDES THEIR PRETTY SLEEPY HAVt IS in Steeplechases Although some handleapper shy away from some events the percent age of winning favorites Is high In steeplechases th n on the fiat, that, hut er being around TO per cent This probwhen we had re Is because the timber topping dressing room Ins ably tween the halves Bock Just .stood hoys get only one mount s day, ami so lane to make sure they nre there und looked at us for a min hooting In the het horse. ute or two. Al Barabas, Columbiai captain, Well, he says then, grinning at the linemen. It's a good thing can count up yard for yard every that those gloves fit. If they hadn't gain he ever has made on the footwed probably have lost the ball ball field. The total is an Impressive one, by the way, and recalls game while you fellows were the fact that Bill Terry can tell you to get the correct size.' There also was the afternoon game for game how many base hits he has made during a season. . . . that little school long ago when from oat West .some d.ice" had not Wayne Hauck, Army football trainyet become aeeiistoineil to playing er, was in a tough spot while the Cadets were losing to Pitt. His Army before vo.tssi wildly cheet-infirst two bright college years were metropolitan fans. spent at West Point, but he later Notre Dame entered the third pegraduated from Pitt. riod against a mighty team, leadInvostlgntors of cordial relations ing 7 to 0. between the Navy and the arm11IT. T he Bamlders kiekisl Imme ilintely their opponents started a ament manufacturers should take a march down the held. gander at the fat football program Rock Gives Enemy put out by Annnp One-Ma- n oplis patriotic gm Ilantlicap getters. . . . Pickets now are parading On the bench Rockne fretted, rubbed anxious hands across his In front of Madison forehead, wondered what to do. He Square Burden and charge that persons gazed away from the field for a moment, reached down to pluck a w it hi n the once cel dinned sports orblade of grass, yelled, pointed. The snb.MItiues Inokeil where he ganization are unfair to organized pointed. On the ground, resting . . . Frankie Boucher of the amidst the shoes tlnu were digging restlessly against Hie earth Bangers once was a Northwest Mounted cop. But the great hockey there was a single football helmet The substitutes knew what that cotter confesses that Ids most exmeant. That was in the days be citing Job was bringing hack trnanl fore the Irish had become accus- school children. . . . Floyd Johnson, former heavyweight contender, now tomed to playing Army before Is working In a Washington lumber wildly cheering metropolitan fans. Everybody knew that there enmp, . . . Paulino Uzcudun Is drivwere only eleven helmets for the ing a Bolls Boyce. entire squad, and . , . Notre Dame had only 10 men on ITEMS that can be taken off the that the National Hockthe Held, the weak side of the line had been without a tackle. Shortly ey league is back on it: before the end of the first half, the Because they feel that his bapregular had been taken out. lie tismal name of Vernon does not had takon It for grained that the give the fans all that is in him the substitute would continue in the Rangers are plotting to call their third period. The substitute had newest giant Jumbo Ayres. presumed that the regular would Heller really Is Ehrhart "Ott go buck Into action. Both of them Heller. Nets Stewart originally were sitting on the bench, yards was tagged Robert Nelson Stewart. removed from one another. But . . Bed" Horner of Toronto will fight I. S- The Bamlders won that if you call him Reginald, but that one, too. is what the family Bible says. It's There was the time when Prince the same with the Harold which ton was on the Notre Dame eight well meaning parents thought Mush" March of the Hawks ought yard mark. Harry Stuhldreher, the quarterback, called for time out to be called. The players huddled close together, engaged in eager argument during the entire two minutes. THINGS you ought to know game called football: Jimmy (.'row ley what hap Gus Dorais completed 13 of the pencil. 17 passes he tossed during the sec Know what really was happen Our game was gel ting over ond half of the game which ining? augurated the Army Notre Dame a little later Ilian tlm others and rivalry in 1913. Incidentally, a broth somehod.v had just come in with of a bye named Finnigan achieved the news that West Bulat luul beatof the five Irish touchen whoever it was playing Harry two Bull Eichenlaub and downs, Knew tliat was news we'd all nat Knute Rochne getting the others. urally he Interested In. so he jni ealled for time out so that he One of the most Impressive of all could tell us nhiint It. After that scoring records was achieved by we just spent the rest of the two Carlisle In 1912. Against nine opone minutes telling another what ponents, the Indians piled up 503 we were going to do to Army. points, 19S by Jim Thorpe. were A Horrible th but immIh flniUunt Hi ! Of cNir them. . . . Bill town; my that the There wai that raw November heat leatn which triah IS the when ago day yeari Cerinany will win were helping dedicate a new eta dium at Sioux City, Iowa. The held the I huts cup nett li wae covered with enow and But year. . . . Cornel is a freshman hark field that averages ykl pounds let Joe Brandy, one of the greatest of Notre Dame quarterbacks, tell Lafayette will go bi. time In footabout it: ball next year. . . . Didier Pietre, one of hockey early Immortals, ''Irulmldy fur the only time within the mcnuiry of man a Notre twice in one game knocked out the I lame foot hull team had to he urged opposite goalie by hitting him on to go out on the held It was no the chin while shooting from far out on the ice. On another occaCold that uc Jud huddled there III g room uateldag the the sion he smacked the rubber so hard that It crashed through the net and Trod 011 the u iiidiins until aluuit broke the backboard . . . The gyma minute Indore darting time. Then nasium where S'xto Escobar trains Bock yelled and we gallod out at Jrangeburg has tables set around to rivehe the klikolT. the ring in the night club man. We ran it back a piece, blew on our fingers and lined up for the ner. , . . Whit Jaeger, Colgate's first scrimmage. Then we were sophomore back who scored six kind of startled. Across the way touchdowns in 30 minutes of play athall the big husky linemen were this season, is an lete. He Six feet, wearing gloves. without any practice, In an intraI called u .lay and Ceorge tilpp mural track meet last spring. . , . IT for a yard loss. Max Lowenthal, physiThink of that. The cian and Zionist prominent leader. It presi(Jlpper being dent of the New York Hakoah slammed for IT club which rank to high ln one on yards play! soccer. It was utdieliev able! It was bill Favorites Win Often inner mind Hhout At 400 Utah Oil Refining Service Stations in I'tah and Idaho Start of Sing Sing Prison Sing Sing jiris in was authorized by act of legislature In 1S23 and was started in 1S2G, when Capt. Flam I.ynils transferred 100 convicts from the state prison at Auburn and put them to work to wall themselves In. LIMB CO. 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