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Show CACHE AMERICAN. I.OCAN. ITAII Hov 1 Broke Into The Movies WAS HIS FACE RED! Ths reporter hid Just submitted his manuscript to the editor. Leafing ths editorial room, be began to reflect upon what h had written, and decided to go back Slid chsngs something lo IL I have few changes to maks In that copy I submitted," he said. Ths editor reached Into ths waste-pape- r bakket and fished out ths great work. "All right, but make It snappy; ths waaie paper baskets will be emptied In five minute." Kansas City Star. Copyright hy HalC HandJ Herman numomu BY WILLIAM BOYD I1 'SstBI.Y I Mould tuner bar fared a motion picture camera If I hadn't arrived In Oronge. Calif.. llh only .15 rout to my name. My dftnulon ai Fan Diego, luu miles sway. but one rant travel miles on ."5 cents. bad died In my early My Teena. o I mb obliged to shift for mjaelf. Fur aome tindednable I Ain ay bad V anted to go to . Fan and I left high .boo , In Tula. ukln., wlih that Sly first Job in Orange was quite a natural one for a hungry kid. It a a grocery clerk. I wai standing In front of a window tilled i with edible. thinking how good any portion of the dnqday would RiMe. The proprietor placed a card In the window. It announced the need of a clerk. I aupplled the need. eien !) STUDY AHEAD A Sew York lolls of a conversation that occurred In his presence between s hank president and his son who mtrs sImmiI to (ears for the West to engage In buxines on his own sccounL Banker Father Son. on this, the threshold of your huKlness life, I de sire to Impress one Ihought upon your mtnL Honesty, ever and si Is the policy that Is best siji, Son Ye, father Banker Father And. by the way. I would advise you to rend up s little on corporation law It will amaze yott to discover how many Ihlnga you ran do In a buslnesa way and still he honest. Border Cities Star. Suita Him law-yt-- r rea-Bo- I'l.-.-o- hl.-a- I While I wag Kinlng money to Journey on to Fan Diego, I met Koine fcllnu working with a motion picture company on location near orange. e (truck up friendship of sort and they Insist ed I Mould Bcreen well and ihould come to Holt wood. I Mat young and my ambition easily diverted. Hollywood became my niecca In atead of Fan Diego. However, It was more than a year before I tried to make the grade In motion picture. I bad eenne enough to know I probably would not act the world on Are overnight. Guessed It They tell me you have been ft?. Ths r OLD WALL "WPS PHOMET WB tOM-VeRV UNUSUAL INSTALL them any IS r wbj FIRST 15 fH INQUIR.T vteVB HAD XupTFIS tJ HNNEY of the force By Ted ftNM 01i)i!ia kMI Capping the Climax kH(N remarked to my boat, Yon say you'vs lived here twenty years. I can't see what on earth you can find to keep you busy." Neither can V waa ths reply. That's why I Ilka IL" JOY FOR THE BIDDIES buy- ing storks? Yes," was the response of the sad hearted, I made s purchase on a margin a few weeks ago." Was It a good buy? Yes. That's exactly what It was a good by. "Washington Star. First Suburbanite Bungs has started his garden, saw him planting seeds yesterday. Second Suburbanite That reminds me, It's time to turn the chickens loose. Observing the Cewrtesies Aren't some confcrenees rather dull? "Very," answered Senator Sorghum. But the courtesies have to be considered. I have known eminent men to walk out of a conferenee before It stnrted so as to avoid going to sleep. HOI NBVER "I spent my vacation In a very outoftbeway place," W. U. M. write. Shortly after my arrival I A Means uf Support A young farmer near Fberldun bad the habit In his leisure moments of No Profit Bill Collector Well, sir, at least you enn let me know on what date my firm can expect payment. Business Man Do you take me for prophet? "No. Ip to the present my firm always regarded you as a loss!" London Answers. slouching st ease, with arms folded. Ills son Freddie, asked by Ills mother whether daddy bad come from tho field, replied: Yes, he's out Fortunats Did you hear about that fellow who fell asleep In the bathtub the other day, with the water running. No I Did the tub overflow?" No, It didn't Luckily he sleeps with his mouth open." Tho Usual Beginning Did you know that I have taken a a career? up No; sold anything yet?" Yes, my watch, my saxophone and my overcooL story-writin- Sill Boyd. determined to save enough money to keep me going for awhile if I could not find work. I left the grocery store to become an automobile salesman. Then I found I could make more money and amass my reserve fund In less time If I discarded the white collar and put my 0)080119 Into action, got a Job os an oil driller. Then followed a period of extra work until the war broke out I enlisted In June. 1917, but alas for any dreams I cherished of eventually wearing gold stars on my shoulI three was discharged ders. months later for uthletlc heart, souvenir of football I used to play In my high school days. so 1 I then ran the post exchange at Marsh field, Riverside, Calif., for some time. I was a little older now, and upon returning to Hollywood renewed the trips to the studios. I had begun to regard the possibility of motion picture work very seriously, so I was delighted when, In 1919, I was lucky enough to catch the attention of Cecil B. De Mllle, who gave me a bit in Why Other minor Change Your Wife. roles In various pictures followed, and Mr. De Mille gave me small parts In several of his productions. I was placed under contract with a featured role in The Road to Then came my big Yesterday. chance In The Volga Boatman. This picture was a milestone in my life In more ways than one, for it was during Its making that I met and married Elinor Fair. I like working in motion pictures, particularly when I play such roles as I had in The Volga BoatTho man," Jim the Conqueror, Yankee Clipper and Dress PaSince becoming a Paths rade. Star I have appeared In such screen The Leathhits ns Skyscraper, Two Arabian Knights, erneck, High Lady of the Pavements, Voltage" and The Flying Fool. My father was a civil engineer, and If my parents had lived and I had been able to attend college, I would more than likely have adopted the same profession. But things didnt work out that way. However I always enjoy the character! .atlons which remind me of my father and the plans for my own future which he and I so often discussed. WNU Servlc From Stage to Screen Following a noted Broadway she apstage career during which Marjorie hits, In play many peared Gateson made her screen debut In Then 1931 in Beloved Bachelor. followed In rapid succession Important roles in Husband's Holiday," False Madonna, "Street of Womand Okay Society Girl en, America. there leaning against Indianapolis News. himself. "One eaut know too much." "No, but one can say too much. At Least THE OOOR ttt THE I'LL SHED STAV HERE AMD SEE MOTHIMG COMES OUT WHILE f VOU COME, PE THS DOGS amd Besides YOU KNOW BETTER WHEBE THE SPADE IS THAH IMPORTANT FOR YOL TO 6TAHD Miss Print Then you won't have a garden wedding? Miss Prune No; I'll take no chances on having my wedding called on account of rain. 1 g Unquestionable Influence Have women helped politics? I wont try to say, answered Miss In any event you've got Cayenne. to admit that they have made It a whole lot more Interesting." Its Pa Who Pays BInx I thought you said your wife was going to give you a ruby scarf-pi- n for a birthday present? Jinx She was, but I couldn't afford It this year. Theyll Bear Watching Mrs. A. I like to have a man What Makes Men Bald You admit tearing a handful of about, dont you? Mrs. B. Provided I know what ho hair from your husband's head? Is about. Boston Transcript. Yes. I wanted it for my locket. aho argue MS A 'O N SMATTER POP A New Wind Up Theory m By C. M. PAYNE Split Spider Web Spider webs used In certain scientific Instruments In Europe are about .00015 of an Inch In diameter, and some have to be split for specially delicate use. Beauty of the Heavens The heavens wear a different aspect at different times of the night, and at different seasons of the year, due to the varying position of the sun In the zodiac. KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Fifty-Fifty!- !! Dry Orange Meal Through a process used at Ontario, Oallf., the pulp of hundreds of thousands of oranges Is milled into dry orange meal used for stock and poultry. Old Cathedral Is Sinking The ancient Greek cathedral of Koenlgsberg containing the tomb of Germany's famous philosopher, Immanuel Kant, Is sinking. Emery and Sand Paper Emery paper or cloth Is made from emery powder, a variety of corundum ; sand paper is made from special kinds of sand. Five Poles in the Arctic There are fie poles in the Arctic North pole, pole of the greatest cold, magnetic pole, Ice pole and wind pole. Car Conductors Ad Medium Street car conductors In the can he hired to advertise business establishments by calling their names as the cars pass them. Netb-erlan- Speed of Air Bomb Owing to air resistance It takes about 19 seconds for a bomb to reach the earth when dropped from an airplane a mile high. Enemies an Asset De man dat aln got any enemies, said Uncle Eben, Is de man dat nebber did enough In dls Ufa to be wuf notleln. Dead Language Used s In Registration of Argentina may be made In Spanish or a dead language, such as Greek or Latin. trade-mark- Mandarins Ranks The nine ranks of Mandarins of China are distinguished from each other by the buttons on their caps. Early War Weapons The flintlock gun and the were both introduced to In the Seventeenth century. Niagara Brink Receding The brink of Niagara falls Is bark at the rate of two and feet yearly. |