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COULD STAND AFTER-P'Ki- lER-EVek- Ng t7 me 5LHT YOU aHAVE meal TO dqnt LISTEN! Your COLD ly -- iOT A, NOTHiMCr IVt WC-L-L, Listening b Crumb ThAM Good- tastes DONT FEEL I fiOOD, AMD to one op SAY ! DONT TtPU P o SOMETHING Fop- - Vour. VVHY 'should'" I e HAS IT S WHa PONE FOR. ME ? COLD? So the (loolor said that outside of a little cold you were a ouuJ aa a dollar? Yes, I had preUously told him that was all I had. Tha trHiawr aotnlaia'aid radvrii, M anly Efnrflli lnaalf, bat tha M la tvraiaaataia Orriiary m vIL Tb bar Hpmor pradoria at iar rtaanali'a (trim, lot, Efirana EiimEu froa iba parebaaa af Inlrrwaantamad pradactv Ida. L. E. TIRNER, Mr At400' WRONG TRACK SPEECHC3 Utah Oil Refining - POSER FOR WIFEY icS i Service Stations in Utah and Idaho "CATERPILLAR TRACTORS Wa hava arrtral rood H "Caterpillar Tractors aa abicb drairabfa diaJi cm ba aaade. Sea aar salesmen la Tramantoa ar Salt Lake City. Landes Tractor I'gLU FINNEY OF THE FORCE Br TH 01 & Equipment Co. 2JI Weal Soath Temple 8L 8alt Lake City, Utah rM Never Wbar Out My speech la-s- t night fell flat You told me you had rehearsed It until you could say It backward SALT or forward. I had. nut I started It back LAKE UTAH CITY. SALESMENS SAMILES ward and couldn't switch. Ladies Knit Soils and Dresses ow NO SKIDDING Salt Lake City, lltab Wlfey Mrs. Nextdoor sa you flirt something terrible. JUubby Thats a boost Would you want me to flirt like an expert? A-- I Utah High School of Ceauty Culture So. Mala BU Salt Lake City Culture Profession Kick m Dtpiusiti Yoa can now learn a pmfesaion that will maka yoa Independent for tha rest af year days. SIS per month only fur the complete course ef six months. Phone er write for oar catalogue. Mail in coupon. fc AMR . .. ADDRESS 121 Tbi Student Teacher (explaining how useful animals are to men) Yes, man eats the meat of animals ; now, what does he do with the bones? Child Puts them ou the side of hts plate. Wochenschau Essen. Cruda and Refined Martin Both these girls are the daughters of milllonnaires. Why Is It that one looks down on the other so? Gilbert Because ones father made his money In reGned sugar, while the others traded In crude oil. Good Idea She And when were married, well have a nice little house right near mother, so she can drop In any time. He You bet. Well get one right by the river. Chelsea Record. Not So Good Neighbor IIow Is that Incubator doing which you bought? Mrs. Kewbrlde I suppose Its all right; but Im a little worried about 1L It hasnt laid a single egg yet. Pathfinder Magazine. 0(T One-ha- lf UTAH WOOLEN MILLS Bust! ASK YOUR DRUGGIST BOBBY THATCHER )m bbmalw -O. rvia MUSEUM OS NATURAL. mistov prof PETTIBONH is UPON Calling BOBBV and dll APEX HT By GEORGE STORM Cakes And Tea JE3F" i WAS IN BETTER. ,3," W v prsciselV... YM CIRCUMSTAMCE3 a i BE Glad would MAIL VOU THE USE OF THE PASTURE, A CHECK POP? BUT AS VOU SAT, THE AMOUNT t'H WUSSUM IS BACKING S. BAXTER t W I to oonateFfj fj Wi was in a lather all because OOC yesterday PULLEM shall. wouldnt sell I SHALL LET A DAY OR TWO ELAPSE BEFORE HAVING THE" MAN TURTLE BACK MAKE THE i,y SEIZURE... IT IS WELL TO BE 75 CIRCUMSPECT IN SUCH Xf, him BACK THAT TOOTH, BUT TOO AY HE ACTS LIKE HES FORGOT ALL. the a MATTER. ABOUT IT. Jj ) j Jim What Is your masculine Ideal? Jane A man who has both sand and dust. TELLING HIM c HIS AUNT FOR THE PURPOSH OP LEASING POR AN INTER MOUNT AIN have a perennial Odell Gardens list and planting guide of plants shrubs, and trees. 7MB PASTURE tN WHICH THE tie BONES OF WE DISCOVER EO FOR FURTHER?. garden write for Utah Oyden. Dinosaur were PRODUCT mi 7Fm YOUR POCKETBOOK SLIIEKS WHEN YOU GET STALE CHICKS Boy only chick, for best results. Otemtyht ocrvic. to .11 point. In the Intrrmountain West. Phone, write, or wire for price list and literature. All le.dins: varieties. Hatches daily. Distributors for the best m brooders, feeders, and other poultry supplies. RESEARCH.... RAMSHAW HATCHERIES SMATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE Bad News For A Hungry Boy Mr. Songster ear. I sing entirely by Miss Sweet I hardly thought one could make such frightful noises with ones mouth. The Better Plan Father Johnny, come help me dig these potatoes. Son Aw, dont you think It would be better If youd do It yourself? You planted em. You know where they are. Compliance Certificate No. 5!f 3687 So. State, S. L. C., Lt., Ph. Mur. 474 TIMPAXOGOS HATCHERY Compliance Certificate No. 1206 305 So. 7th Last, Provo. Ut, Ph. 613W - a k , THE HIGH COST THE FLAVOR ir?e New Grand Hotel L'KrY--S A Salt Lake City, Utah New Post Office and Federal Building Oppoeite A Case Of Eye Strain KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES s DID vou FIND OUT FROM EDDIE BOWERS WHO THIS'BELLE'' IS? VEH- - SHE'S BELLE HOPPER, A CHORUS SAL IM TH' REVUE HE AND FIMIS TOOK IM LAST EDDIE MISWT SAYS SHE'S A DEAR EH? LITERARY, she AN WRITES ON HER PHOTO, TO MY NEW BOY FRIEND, EDDIE , FROM BELLE .WITH LOVE AMO KISSES SHE'S DANCIN IN TH1 CHORUS - so; TO HELP HER OL' MAN PAY OFF THE TAXES ON THE FARM OUT IM THAT'S literature LITTLE THINKS VERY LITERARY. EDDIE SHE S THAT intellectual! SOME CALF -SHE'S EYED BLONDE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO ONLY DANCE , TWO THINGS AND ORDER CHICKEN A LA KINS MEANS - ' SA'o very YEH - SHE mustve seem imthat chilly COSTUME OF ostrich plumes LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT PHOTO, OL' GAL !!! Is It a privilege to know Short? Yes, an expense, also. OUGHT TO KNOW NEVER MIND ABOUT THIS PHOTO' YOU'RE 6ETTHG SORB EYES FROM LOOKING AT IT SO MUCH'!! o 1 -- ii (Open Day and Night) M. H. THOMPSON, Manager per week will be paid best on ft hy yon should use Intermountain made Goods Similar to above. Send your story in prose or verse to In termountain Products Column, P. O. Box 1555, Sait Lake City. If your story appears In this column you will ceivo check for for the $3.00 article 2 ?) 1 Block from Theatre and Shopping District soup-lovin- !if iy One New Modern Coffee Shop in Connection Sago comes from Sarawak, Borneo. This country also supplies birds nests to a g world. INTELLECTUAL I? Salt Lakes Most Popular Medium Priced Hotel The Aaociatpd Vewraner Brown must be a slnuer. "Why? I heard his wife say he was no saint. $3.00 Wook No. 3414 W.N.U Salt Lake City |