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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. UTAH pimp! If Bridge you wuh ilia clear of pimping fUckliridi anil olh-- r .nnovuif crop, bon begin today lb. regular of llrura ( Aioap miied Take-Ou- By DOUGLAS Hettereley HOW of a t Suit Bid of On WHEN tb celt player glicura Acreage Not Meature of State' Population pause your partner opening suit bid of out, you must try in keep tha tiddiog open. If you bava a trickand a half In your baud. With bo bldd.hla ault, and with divided your trlck and two ault. a negative rvapuUM of on no trump should b given. If h understand tho forcing eastern. your partner will not mialutrr-prv- t such a takeout for a response hut will realize (bat you are merely paying him tha courtesy of keeping tha contract opeB in ca.o b ha additional value or another ault which b la eager for a second chanc to show. A takeout with ooo no trump I nlwaya a quit definite weak response. Holding n many ns 2M honor-tricwith oo assistance and no biddable ault, using tho yardstick measurement, you would take your partner out of bla suit bid with a Jump to two no trump. Tha Jump of two no trumps la Dot forcing. Wlill It la strung encouragement for him to go on, partner may pass, and should do so unless b hold additional honor strength or value not originally ahown. When you find in your own band theS necessary to complete for measurement the yardstick game at no trump (a total of 5'4 ) and have decided that la your beat a no trump tuke-ou- t choice, you must have the courage to Jump to game yourself, not leaving It to your partner's Imagination to do so. The according to the population of the ntnti-- la rouinrnl to ttie ranking trlih re remrd to area. Hi aui-ranked scrord.ng to arm, aa lixna, California, Montana. New Mexico, Arizona. Neruda, Colorado. W onilng, Oregon. I 'tab, Idaho, Knnwa, South Ia North Ihikota. Ok la kola, hotna, Mlaaourl, Waalilngton, Georgia, Florida, Michigan, llllnola, Iowa, Wlarotwin, Arkanana, North Carolina, Alabama, New York, Louisiana, Mll!pid, I'ennui hauls, Virginia, Tenncuu-Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana, Maine, South Carolina, West VirVermont, New ginia, Marylauil, Hampshire, M a Mach u set In, New Jer-aeCotineetirut, ludaware, Iihode Iidand and Oialrlct of Columbia. to the reuaua population of 11CW they rank a follow: New York, Pennsylvania. Illinois, Ohio, Texas, California, Michigan, NVw Jersey, Mlseourl, Indiana, North Carolina, Wlsconnin, Georgia, Ahibnnin, Tennessee, Ken , Iowa. Virginia, lucky, Okluhoma, Mlmlwdppl, Kansas, Arkansas, South Curollna, W'cot Virginia, Maryland, Connecticut, Washington, Florida, Nebraska, Col orado, Oregon, Maine, South Dakota, Iihode Island, North Dakota, Taking Out When You Hold Ctali, District of Columbia, Trump Support New Hampshire, Idaho, Arizona. Whenever your partner opens New Mexico, Delaware, Vermont, with a minor suit bid of one, even Wyoming and Nevada. though you hold strength or length In the suit, do not consider assisting hit bid until you are sure you would not be better Justified In taking It ENJOY A TRIP TO out with a major suit or a no trump. SALT LAKE AND Even an overcall In a second minor la better than an assist because, NEWKOUSE while not Immediately Improving the situation, such a take-ou- t may eventually lead to a more favorable bid. The difficulty of stretching a trick neceshand to the sary for game In a minor must always be kept in mind. Even when holding ample trump support for your partner's minor ault, a raise should be the last, not the first thing to consider. f V i t f o-- , With a four, three, three, three Kl-'V- l division, which promises no distributional or ruffing tricks. It Is fe I I'Cf-Ld, usually advisable to take your part L. t SrL r.. ner out of a major suit even when MRS. J. H. WATFRS. Prss. you hold adequate trump support. W. E. SUTTON, Mr. To Illustrate, suppose your partner 100 Baths 400 Rooms opened with one spade, and this was $2.00 to $4.00 In your hand: 8 Family Boom Even with your 21 honor-trick- s T f 4 or 5 Persona you could barely count sufficient playing-trickfor a tingle raise. To $250 show the full strength of your hand your only logical response would be THE HOTEL two no trumps. Such takeouts are not unusual. often happens that the respondIt SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH ing partner, while haviDg more than sufficient honor strength to keep the bidding open, Is lacking In Digging Into the Fast sufficient playing tricks to support The annual Smithsonian explora his partner's bid. In such a case tlon reports tell of sciences march the only recourse Is a no trump take-oueither a negative response through Jungles, deserts and mountains In an unceasing quest for more or a higher bid according to the s In your hand. knowledge about human beings, bugs, count of birds and beasts. Important among Various responses to partner's the expeditions was one spade bid which has been passed that under Dr. Charles W. Gilmore. up to you : In Montana and Wyoming It found Bid four spades 600 specimens of fossil animals. The prizes were the partial skeletons of Bid three hearts creature and six a rhinoceros-likD-crocodiles. of ancient skulls Pass a aliit a airt-ngt- k Mnana-chuset- t. bonor-trlck- M!nn-aota- a houor-lrirka- jit; hijk.zj tK 9 $5 $212 s NEWHOUSE llaw fair a fire when eights ar cold! Why can't we count lbs Joy remaining? Life always hares a little gold. I know w did Dot know the meat are Of Joy when only Joy wae here. For w must 1m a Hit I treasure Before the rest la realty desr. walk unseeing through the clover. ' pa unnoticed Oow'r end tree. And then w find the summer' over. And autuma her, end then w See. I'm old. the eulumn day night? And yet I never knew a brother Who couldn't say, It could be worse.' It always teem, somehow or other Life leave a little In tha purse. l3t (Souls M.lnrh I M Loners by ... ... ... The law of gravity wna enacted the British parliament. D-- Give King Alfred's views oo modern life had be been alive today. If Alfred had survived to the present day be would be such an exceedingly old man that bis views on any subject would be quite worthless. ... Figurative language Is when you mean a rooster and say chandelier. Q 1)32 Bell SyndlcAt. WNU 8rvlc. PAPA KNOWS 3 2 Q C-- Q 8 7 0 Bid for no trump D-- 4 63 5 Pop, what Is elapse? Bid one no trump S-- 5 4 3 S-- 10 8 Times way of taking 4 (D. Bid three no trumps 5 I . Shes a!! worn cut again ... she has the same old Poor girl headaches , . backaches . , and blues. She ought to try Lydia E. Pinkham Vegetable Compound in tablet form. From Now On Chorus Girl I hear Pauline Is married next week. Comedian Yes, a speaking part it last. Stray Stories. get-Jn- g J 6 J 10 rrrrr'i j Delicately Draped Counting sheep as a rslief from insomnia doesnt always work. W recall on occasion that wa counted until w smelled tho wool on a thousand backs and tven then bad to get up and read a farm bulletin. FOB ASK YOUB DRUGGIST WAVE SET rtODl'CT AN INTKRMOl'NTAIN Tho Naval observatory says that tbs diameter of Bctelgeus is generally givea as between 200,000,006 and 300,000,000 miles. Tha diameter of Antarea is about 400,000,-00- 0 miles. TQRESMK TIIIS WEEKS PRIZE STORY k i Th girl friend says that being anchored to a buoy doeen't always mean you re married. 9 1312 llll 8. dicta la Wt or Dryf Tlu political Hat tbo rtfil ImI ic "Wfeor U buy V Os tbo filar of Mr oMutry. tbli t oreond tbo corner. It Proopority b at nr 4oort Lot'i pa H by uiftf. lo tomovntoln Mo4o Good. Tbo boy to it li MPitnnho Him lAdoctry MRS. A. H. BAXTRR Ktv Plymoolh. Idaho WNU Service M'dnigbt Begine Day Astronomers formerly begun the diy at noon, but recently It was deemed udvlsahle for the sake of uniformity to use the same day In astronomical work as Is used In civil life and, commencing with JfiL'.V all tho national almanacs began the day at midnight. STUDY AT HOME University Instruction by Mail XaroU Anytime, 1932. Bell Syndicate. a rest. WNU Service V4 rif attEUtBRANffPICKUSr Easier What la It You Hav Heard?" Demanded Grandfather Frog. It Is easier to know mankind in general than man individually, Lb Rochefoucauld. makes hls home In ttie ground, but his curiosity was aroused, and once Peter's curiosity Is aroused he has no peace and he gives hls friends no pence until It has been satisfied. So the first chance Peter got he hurried over to the Smiling Pool. He knew that Rattles spends most of bis time there or along tbe Laughing Brook, or over by the Big River, and be knew that the other people who lire there must know something about hint. Grandfather Frog was sitting on hls big green lilypad watching for foolish green files, Peter has a great deal of respect for Grandfather Frog, who Is accounted very old and very wise. He waited until Grandfather Frog had caught several foolish green files, for he Imd learned by experience that Grandfather Frog was a great deal more likely to answer questions when hls stomach was full. When he thought that it was wise to do so he venlured a question. If you please. Grandfather Frog, where does Battles the Kingfisher J 4 From Paris comes this frock In lightly printed crepe de chine, black on white with a red suede belt and a huge red straw Woman's Home capellne. ifalnboch-e- a bole In a tree, doesn't be? And Happy Jack the Gray Squirrel builds a nest In the top of a tree, doesn't he?" asked Grandfather Frog. , replied Peter slowly, trying to see what Grandfather Frog was driving at Well, they are not birds; they are animals. If they make their homes In the trees, why should not birds make their homes In the Grandfather continued ground? Frog. This was too much for Peter. Why shouldn't they? There was no reason why they shouldnt Then It Is true that Battles makes bis home In a hole In the ground 1" cried Peter. Of course It Is true," replied Grandfather Frog gruffly. "There Isnt any reason In the world why It shouldn't be true. Rattles Is bird of sense. asked Peter Where Is It? easeriy- That Is none of my business, not is It any business of yours," de flared Grandfather Frog. I Defer have asked Rattles where It is, ar.-- ' I I knew wouldnt tell you. never pry Into other people's se erels. and if you will take my ad vice you wont either, Peter Rah bit. It Is 'a bad habit No good 'oraes of It Now run away and attend to your own affairs, I want to take a nap. Peter knew be had learned all he could from Grandfather Frog, so j,e thanked him and started off. 1933, i,yT w wNUservlc. r Mexican Railways Honor Morrow In J..f 3 I j Ye-es- i 1,32. Sr Leila Hatteraler.) (WNU Service) I V & V ' Martha Slaughter, are smiling broadly. George Is sixty-fiv- e years old and has been working in Santa Rosa, Calif., for $12 a week, but has learned that he and a brother and sister have fallen heirs to a $28,000,000 estate left them by their grand uncle, John B. Slaughter, whom they never had seen, BB GASOLINE j . j (, Are You Planning to Attend College This Fall Write to WESTMINSTER COLLEGE Salt Lake City, Utah for catalogue and information. 2 years college and 3 years high school all standard grade. Large city campus, modem buildand ings, including dormitories Experienced faculty, gymnasium. environment. A full Christian years high school work and a full years credit. $340 a year for board, room& tuition Wit Wit is that which has been often thought, but never before was well expressed. J ohnson. ft r? ff week will be paid ,or the het article n Why yo ahovld Intermountaht made Goode' Similar to above. Send your story in proto or verie to Products Column. P. O. Box 1645, Salt Lake City. If you tory appears in this column you will re rhr I II I ceivo check for . . . ill 'rt',vvue ff Yu,vu W.N.U- - 1 that Geoige Slaughter and his granddaughter, ?M-- Packed With Power G-- 0 II latorostniif Brit Lrik. CHr. UU Bid for two diamonds IS uu wonder Profttoblo, Hminui Coot Writ, r.r Home Study Bulletin EXTENSION DIVISION UNIVERSITY OF UTAH The public health service says that the weight of the human body before death and after death is practically the tame. Tho difference in weight is imperceptible. r, 32, Minted Carrots. (a every garden, area small ones, a bed of mint Is treasured. A small root will Uro from year to year, and It will always bo ready for mint sauc or to add to julep or punches as well ss to garnish dishes. Boll young tender carrots until Add tender. In very little water. butter, sugnr, a little vinegar and two sprigs of mint (ft lJL WmIvr Ntmp.per Unlo. ) aVVi parkerS dras:-gifi- Putnam Mrs. Bob 2 Doggerel Ver.ee Are Ancient Think It Over The Idea of Inventing doggerel To climb steep hills requires slow verses to sing with bugle sails seems to have had Its beginning in race at first Germany. Some of these rhymes are said to be very ancient. The verses were not confined to their BALSAM HAIR own army but were sometimes Dandruff Stops Hair SAT JS RemovesImparts Color and adapted to those of their tradi2 Beauty to Gray and Faded Ha oOc and I1 oo at Hrofcgtets. tional t. enemies, the French. In EngYJ Chcm Wks Putcrngoo N use in land dimilar rhymes, some of them H.ORLMUN SHAMPOO Ideal for connection with Parker sHair Balaam Makes the nonsensical, are invented for some hair soft and fluffy 60 cents by mail or at N. x. of the calls. This practice has also iliflcox Chemical Works, Patchogue, been adopted In the United States army. W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. Wllcoa WIIi; 5 (, y Nina moke his home?" aked Prior In hls most poll's nin mic-r- . How should I Thug a rum I know?" replied Grandfather Frog, IVt or Babbit first beard Hatties Hi Kingfisher's grufily. Pecause you are so wise that you house n a hole In the ground tie know ever) thing." said Peler. No sir, I'eter IL didn't No suih thing. No u h thing. j knew It. that tie didnt belleie knows ererj thing," rotor cl Nolmdy built some - Bid two clubs D-63 Bid one heart H-J 10 5 Bid for five diamonds H-K 0 D-10 9 8 6 5 mn, Im KITTY McKAY THE HOME OF RATTLES THE KINGFISHER K J D-J 10 8 9 Responses to partner's bid of one diamond which has been passed up S-- ii THORNTON W. BURGESS4 H-- to you : . JHedtime STORES Bid for four no trumps 8 I A ea.il From $12 a Week to $28,000,000 Pass H-- Mi) Algebra wua tbe wife of Euclid. three dubs 10 4 3 TV. t FtTv 6 n-- 10 S-- 1. T0M Bid two diamonds Bid 1 in-- 6 2 r .i t Gruiidfutlier Frog, still speaking gruffly, but It was plain to be seen Grouse, for Instance. Slid that he was a wee lilt flattirnL Wlilte and Carol (lie Menduw lark, "Well, you know so much that It but he J"-.- t couldn't Imagine a teul amounts to the same thing." de; In the ground. bird Ur clared I'eter. "I have heard such Chuck told him about It. a queer thing about Bailies the PH believe It when I see It," deKing Fisher that I can't believe It clared Peter. I guess it Is Just gossip among the You know a great many people birds who don't seem to like are like Ieter In that they must other BatUes very well." see a thing In order to believe IL What Is It you have beard?" do The pistils of a flower la Its only So Peter refused to believe that uianded Grandfather Frog. Battles the Kingfisher actually protection against insects. That Battles innkes hls home In a hole In the ground," replied Peler. BONERS are actual humor"Well, I don't see an) thing hard ous tidbits found in examinato believe about that, grunted tion papers, essays, etc, by Grandfather Frog. Why shouldn't teachers. he live In a hole In the ground?' 1? i XW I?-- Why, because he la a bird," re i: An axis Is mi lumginnry line on l.T, plied Peter. which the enrth is supposed to Hike Chatterer the Bed Squirrel liies a dully routine. e 4 i of Ids feathered friends D-- 6 The gods spare the afflicted and Scalloped Egg Plant Cut a largo egg plant Into half inch slice, par them and placo In a few minute, then alt water tins and cut Into cube. Cover with boiling salted water and cook until tender. Drain welt add on is a view Of tha Grand falls of lht HERE river of small onion chopped and fried In 0U0 mile of northeast labrador, a tablmpoonful each of rto m I richt, .tMIm Ska 4 M atlw W.'U Montreal, photographed for th first Urn from th butter, parsley and Hour; cook, Bat It I. chopped . .tin, altM air by Sydney O. Bonnlrk. a ho mad an aerial surWr, Pour momenta few a for stirring AB sU" hr ImI WMtrr, vey of hundreds of mile of territory on tb bleak la a cupful of rich milk, add salt coast vrbleb still remains blank on our map. Th when thick add tha cataract Is said to be twice tbe height of Niagara falls and paprika; egg plant and turn Into a battered baking dlah. Corer with buttered or dot with butter and crumb bnk to a nlc brown. fr their lionie on the ground g do not always oppress those who are unfortunate. Ovid. teg-labi- W honor-trick- D-- 6 what on realize of healthful qualities ar grown In our garden, what comfort It la to step Into theca and pull a few fresh radishes or aa onion or two for flavor, It would seam that sverybody with a plot would try to grow omt of Did you th fresh green thluge. ever hear anybody complain of a meal having too many regetableal On may begin a meal with a cocktail and end It with a salad dessert Th main dishes may and th b vegetable, the entre drink If so desire-1- . WHEN dear a roof when days are t, Spare the Afflicted SOME VEGETABLES MALLOCH surround me. No clover now, no tree, no flnw'r. But etirely something have found me To give me comfort In ihle hour, tt'e spend our Urea like (pending money, For liltle Joy a for new delight. Who needs a Ore when day are ennny. Or need a roof on summer Sally Scz i i Sion-tan- five-od- d tfoHfrCoolDooli WORSE .No. 12. ik o.'lna If lK No Trump by fmlrnra OtoUarnl. Nooiber trtlwd U oo M Itiaralila, fectiv. and w tmnwloL IT COULD BE Modern Contract -- I1'- 1.) MEJORADA, executive president of the National JAVIER SANCHEZ of Mexico, who was one of the closest Mexican friends of the late Dwight Whitney Morrow, former United States ambassador to The Mexico, nnveiling a memorial tablet at the American embassy. placque bears the likeness of the former ambassador who did so much to cement relations between the neighboring republics. Salt Lako City Week No. 323S Odd Voluntary Levies One of the most' curious systems of voluntary levies was that adopted by a Hertfordshire (England) lady. She fined herself for salmon caught, for stags and game killed, and for absence from church, and endowed two hospital beds with the proceeds. Scientific development: A knockout revolver that shoots a violent air shock which does not wound but renders a man senseless for several minutes. Collier Weekly. |