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Show N CACHE AT WORLDS FAIR THE FEATHERHEADS You Go o- n- OUCH The sm -- AMERICAN, LOGAN, UTAH By Otbornt C FLIGHT Mewtpeyw UaU A Burdensome PERFECT FOR THE SMARTEST PARTY Bennv To doctor.!! tired hearing YOU Sm MOAN PtTTEBN 9188 Lime .Smile. AND NO QUESTIONS ANSWERED Bessie You said that you wer going to encircle the earth before you settled down. Do we have to jwalt so long before we marry? Arthur It won't take long. all the world to me. FINNEY OF THE FORCE jJTou're By f B Td O'Uuihtiit Wtnirn Newtpepw Uaieg Cold Facts NEXT! St?? WHY ?i YEZ3o DONT OvE There ? BOBBY He Ive a nation to propose to you. Sue Ilease do. Im trying for a recoi iL THATCHER-We- ary Miles! j BECAUSE IT'S MUCH WARMER t0 WAlT HERE away PROFESSOR FROM GANG THE COVE BUT WE IS TO GO THROUCH Better not, trv to take him up the OUR IN SKIFF S "THE JJ WOODS Till we get to the highway AMD river HITCH HIKE WITH HIM MATTER POP A Jungle Story Which Must Be Stopped I said No," didnt I; why don't you go away? 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Certainly, its the life that follows 40 and 42. Size 16 requires 2 yards fabric, and 1 that makes one pessimistic." yards contrasting. SEND FIFTEEN CENTS in coins Plenty of Time or stamps (coins preferred) for this Man Come on, lets play another pattern. Be sure to write plainly game. Friend Cant do It. I have an en- your NAME, ADDRESS, the STYLE NUMBER and SIZE. gagement to meet my wife. Man What time? Complete, Diagrammed Sew Chart Included. Friend Three oclock. Send your order to Sewing Circle Man Oh, come on, you still have Pattern department, 232 West Eightplenty of time. Its only 4:30 now. eenth street, New York, N. Y. Time Is Money Have you any Ideas about balancing the budget? I have, answered Senator Sirghum. Everybody knows that time Is money and we have millions of years before Tommy, WAY ONLY Impossible to Do The lodger wrns settling his bill with the landlady of his digs, but found several overcharges. Indignantly he pointed those out, whereupon the land lady was obliged to say they were mistakes. Landlady And dont keep your "wool on. Lodger I cant keep my wool when Im being fleeced! By GEORGE STORM WE GOT THE AH, HA! At the Childrens hospital Johnny was the terror of the ward. He was always In trouble. One day a weekly visitor, who knew his character, said to him: Johnny, if you are good for a week, I f U give you sixpence when I come again. A week later she stood before Johnnys bed again. "Well, she said, Im not going to ask the nurses if youve behaved. You must tell me yourself. Do you deserve the sixpence?" There was a moments silence. Then from among the sheets a small voice said : "Gimme a penny. London Express. By C. M. PAYNE If you h THE EVIDENCE x The Bell Syndicate, Inc ) us. REGLAR FELLERS Trouble Ahead ( house? Hubby, dear, do you love me?" Why, certainly, my dear. Just refer to my letters I wrote you during courtship days. , im away In the ambulance for beatln Is missus. Pearsons Weekly. Theyre taking were wejue ARGUIN' fcAftE. AM' LOU CtBMRlCi! WMO HITS A BASEBAU The, im o WOU-- D maroe.' TAKE YOUR CHOICE tme MAYBE YES rTftfr- , Every man is entitled to his opinion." Yes, but some opinions are like jnalarla, excusable, perhaps, under the circumstances, but nothing to be proud Hello! Hello! - By GLUYAS WILLIAMS (Copyright, 1933, by The Bell 8yndict, IbcJ of." Sei SB Newspaper, W MOTHER PNP DADDY (SVf To Of IN- IS A LITTLE SftWttD At INSTRUMENT MAKES CRASH WHEN Forgive your mies. Thats good religion. Senator Yes, and sometimes politics. a ham. Why not? A ham can be cured. He Believe It Farmer How's Lawyer Jones doing, doctor? Doctor Poor fellow, hea lying at APPROACHES IT CAUTIOUSLY. HEARS HE PULLS IT OFF, TABLE OF SOWS COMING OUf If door. Farmer Thats door, grit for ye; and still lying I at Cat I never see the cat washing her face any more." That cat Is progressive. She strolls around In front of the vacuum cleaner whenever I have It in use. I NOT WORRYING deaths deaths ! Grouch I tell yon, you w 111 tfcave to cut down on your extravagance this pace will ruin us I i lira. Grouch (pouting) You might have waited till after my birthday to mention it 6flS OP C0URA6E PICKS $ Talk DADDY AT LAST AND OP RECEIVER. TRIES iNib it JOES the way DOESN'T GET ANY RESULTS Tries listening mitter to Trans- HtfS At ON CORRECT COMBINATION LAST AMP HERRS WOMAN'S VOICE SOUNDING A LlTTlE ANSR Young but Crafty "You ought to lend your scooter to your little brother sometimes, aald aunty severely. I do, aunty, declared Freddie. He has It np the hills and I have It down. Answers Magazine. -- Somebody has stolen yonr auto, Mr. Street." 1 Thats all right The thief will bring It back w hen he finds out how much gasoline It takes to run I it DECIDES IT'S MORE FUN HAMMERING TRANSMITTER Wlfrl RECEIVER. HITS HIMSELF A CRACK ON HEAD, AND DECIDES TELEPHONES AREN'T MUCH SPORT umiuir rnvn i.n.10 ntMKj FJSSiKS BECAUSE TELEPHONE IS OUT OF ORDER INST NOT THIS HIM HE'D pgfit PREttND fo pE ASLEEP iwit Its wits, going to be a real battle of I tell you," said the sophomore member of the debating team. How brave of you, said his roomto go unarmed. mate, Brooklyn Daily Eagle. Death in Good Cause Mother, papa wouldn't murder anybody, would lie? Why, certainly not, child! What good makes you think so 5 Well, I just heard him down in the cellar saying, Let's kill the othSome Dumb Youre so dumb I wouldnt cell you er two, George'. Congressman JUST LIKE A MAN ROOM, HAG GOOD CHANCE SPECT TELEPHONE TAKE THAT Wise Old Santa Assistant Do I understand that jou have traded your herd of reindeer for a flying machine? Santa Claus Sure, and a good trade, too. 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