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Show CACHE AMERICAN Pane Four Cows With College Education Object to Mediocre Singing No- The trouble staited because Adolph Aufdengai ten sang In fact, you many people vull never believe that he ever sang could throw a handfull of buckshot lrto any Logan gatheung and people who would testify that Adolph neve, hit at least a could, can, or will sing True, on festive occasions that for called singing, f;aiy an(j patriotic aciured newly Adolph w ould move his jaws but Pattyllttle music ever came forth. He Adolph had, through careful snort, huff and puff, and determined which song each emit spasmodic squeaks that sound-- 1 cow. He had Increased ed like a clarlret player trying Qallys output by two quarts by to hit a high note and missing sjnglng When It's Spi mgtime It by a couple of octaves. Rockies to her Reddy was jn In four all At church he joined There were times tempermental voices. Now a piping of falsetto when Love in Bloom would leave and he cold, but geneially she soi ano, then a faltering alto, the tenors burst forth ed with fourteen quarts of high ever with to his song proudly, Adolph was them in mind but not In, voice Not so many nights past Adolph Bass was his speciality, but bsreas singing and milking Though boomings were seldom In tune. a stubborn critic of his art, his Of course he joined the choir, classic sense told him that he was but the conductor, a man who 'at his peak of form. His first four had a flair for smelling disaster cows had sm passed themselves, wisely counseled him not to sin? 'and the fifth, Gaily with wagging He would be amply doing his bit, tail and sympathetic mooing, had the conductor said tactfully, by exerted every nerve to increase swellir g the group with his her p oductlon to the strains of his voice being more of Spngrtirre In the Rockies. ' the solo vanety. As he sat down to Patty, Adolph O' the cruel liony of society! racked his brain to find a suitable The wickedness of it all! song He tucked his head In her Die Lorelei," People frightened Adolph. They flank and rendered contracted his vocal cords like but his expert sense told him that lemons They pointed an uplifted the song left the cow unmoved nose at his singing Heathenish Then he tried Du Bist Wie Erne brats mimicked him Yet he could Blumr, Moonlight and Rose-,,- ' Rocked in the O adle of ai d sing! Now true art Is prompted by the Deep but without further suitable surreundirgs Great ope1 a success, stais are at their best before a It was then that the Light of capacity house Lovers wax waim Rllson bllndf,d Adolph, Ja! Ja' the One and when as a young cow, she n,v d InnL rise to nox-!t- y Only ed a jojful song So he gave her pected heights in a bathtub Others "III Diddle-diddand she promptexcell when mellowed by the moon kicked him in the libs, sendinj or stars and Adolph came into ly him spiny ling on the floor Then his glory while milkling cows. to the thing she put a buc- her emphasize Give him a milking-sto.- l, hoof In bucket ket: let him nestle his head In The hideous the Insult! The brazen a cows flank and the tuue soul hussy ' ! ! of the man bares itself In rapturous song No more grunts, booms Adolph scrambled to his feet and or misplaced falsettos Instead a began looking for a weapon but full rich baritone, wide In range she didn t give him much tune and eloquert in ton ard cult-- i e She bolted through the stable This was the Adolph the cows door giving him just enough time to bounce a hammer otf her lbs knew and loved Adolph Aiifdoivarten has six After searching vainly for the cows Starting at the bottom of hammer in the snow, Adalph look- the stable and leading up, there ed up in time to see his cow clear are- Spotty, Reddy, Rosie, Boofie, his neighbors fence and, tall high - ld er j milk-tribu- te pe-sen- 3 le - 4 ,$$$ wSW y , $. 'I - . J J WWv. V $ J v. v , t r-- ' m the air, gallop off through the toria and C B. Johnson responded fields In high glee. with a toast to the Womans Liter. The opinion of many in a is that ary club Mrs C I Stoddard is n. thing worse than ajdered a comic song m costume aid kicking cow and the best remedy last but nrt least, an all star cast is to hit her in the head with made up of the best dramatic tal-?- n axe, Adolph was, as ca j well lent 1,1 the Literary club presented be seen, somewhat handicapped lie play, A House Wives Conven-wit- h and e'pe--- 1 ,ion The g.neial committee for cnly a harrir-- r, lally so .since it wa, the opposite she flair cons sted of Mrs D S cnemitv that the cow presented Kennedj, Mrs L F Hencuicks and Mrs A L fiaiTis Much credit in her flight The cows object In kicking hei for the success of banquet was owner has just been revealed It due to t e banquet committee. seems that Patty Is of royal blood, Mis K S Webb, Mrs William her true name being Princess Pa- - Anderson, Mrs Joseph Christopher tncia Meadow gleam Hurst isfurd son aid Mrs N F Bullen 111 (Reg No 967X8B43). She was! Mrs J W Pulsipher was and raised at the College tess to the Chere Amei club Farm, withl eat shot of the day afternoon at her home. A music rooms ad the auditorium, reorganization of the club was ef which, If you hadnt already guess-l- t, fected with Mrs J L Robinson president, Mrs J W Pulsipher, explains all. Adolph could hardly expect a vice president, Mrs A C Petercow, who Is raised on operas, sym- son, secretary-treasurMis Ulysses Lewis entertained phonies, oratorios, cantatas, sonatas etc to find peace and con- - with a childrens party at her home tentment in tnfles like he sang' Friday afternoon In honor of her to her One might say, in sum- -' sen Jeds birthday anniversary Miss Sybil Christensen entertain-wa- s nung the whole thing up, that he decidedly unfit to cope with a ed Saturday evening at a Bunco cow with a college education party, following the games lunchMeanwhile Mr Aufdengarten eon was served to twelve would appteciate any Information Margunte Fisher DuBois, his rebellious cows little son left Sunday to make concerning whereabouts He had found his their home for the winter in Ogden after spending several months hammer here with Mis A C Fisher Mr and Mrs Cyrus Lewis and v Mr and Mrs Truman Hillyard of Smithfield returned Saturday from a vacation trip in Californa J W Pulsipher returned MonThe Lions club met Saturday day from Chicago where he spent evening at the club rooms for their a week attending a band convenregular luncheon meeting Reports tion of different committees were given . The Womans Literal y club met The Womans Literary club en-t- Wednesday at the club rooms with tamed Monday evening at the Mis Anna V Merrill as hostess club rooms, at their annual party ard Mrs Rulon MutiII, reviewing Maiden Voyage" by in honor of their husbands anpl the book, also to celebrate the opening of Kathleen Norris A piano solo was the community kitchen. The club fendoied by Anna Lou Merrill and orchid and yellow werevocal sclos by Florence Lewis colors, used ill decoration of the club rooms and that color scheme was also carred out in table decorations and. menu A sumptuous tm key dinner was served to sixty Mis J W. Flank, chairman, of the Miss To ese Nielsen of Salt Lake committee introduced program President Anna V. Merrill who re- City spent the week end visiting sponded with an address of wel- at the home of her parents, Mr come, and introduced the toast and Mrs Thomas Nielsen Mis Nettie Jensen and son of mistress for the evening, Mrs. W Z. Harris, Mrs. Alvin Johnson re- Delta returned to her heme Sunsponded with toast to the men day after spending two weeks visPresident H. Ray Pond toasted the iting with her mother, Mrs Hatladies; Chailes I Stoddard led in tie Hyde The Genealogical class met at community singing and furnished vocal solo Mrs C. A Larsen gave the home of Miss Erma Reeder a historical account of the reign Thursday evening. The time was of our president. Queen Ann. Vic- - spent leading dramas after which refreshments were served to twenty. Muss Lauia Robbins has returned to her home in Dayton after spending a week as the house guest of Mr and Mrs Henry Seamons Mr and Mrs. Niel Hillyard of Richmond were visiting at the home of Mr and Mis Willaid Duce Tuesday Mrs Leon Duoe and daughter, Darlene of Blackfoot were visiting relatives in town Tuesday and Wednesday of last week. The speakers in sacrament meeting Sunday night were La enzo Petersen and Lew Balls Mrs. Annie Nielsen conducted the theology lesson in Relief Society meeting Monday evening A good attendance was present There were 20 members from the ward attended the evening session at the temple Friday. Kirkham Harris is now able to be out doors a little. He is recov-- f. lng nicely Mrs Onetta Waite and her daughter returned home Saturday from a local hospital. Miss Golda Purser was pleasantly surprised at her home Friday night by a group of her friends. The occasion being her birthday anniversary. The evening was spent playing games and refreshments were served to fifteen guests. The officers and teachers of the Primary association met at the home of their president, Mrs. Ma- -i da Balls Thursday evening The 1 teachers taming lesson was treatO' iSt ed by Mrs. Hazel Nielsen Words 4T' of comfcrt were spoken to Mrs. . (Balls, who recently suffered the loss of two sons. Refreshments were served to 12. ir - f A basket ball game was played in the Logan high school gym Monday evening between the Hyde Fark team and North Logan team -Hyde Park won with a score cf -- By Elwood Hansen respond-whenev- LOGAN, CACHE COUNTY, UTAH . - ren-tlK- ie hos-bor- m Fn-Dal- ry er ad RICHMOND ei , sX ' V . . . ready for the 22-2"rx- - t BONEYARD i WHEN the water begins to squidge soles and a new through paper-thi- n patch on the innter tube just covers an old one then Mr. and Mrs. Buyer have GOT to do something about it. Hundreds of Cache Valley folks have been getting along for sheets and shoes and roofs and radios and now those belongings are ready for the bone-yar- d just plain worn out. months with ancient belongings Most of those Cache Valley folks are turning once again to the pages of the Cache American for the goods they cant put off buying any longer. And Those Goods, Mr. Merchant, Might Just As Well Be Yours 0 Dewayne, Va non and Leo Perkes Preston and Glen Lee enjoyed a rabbit hunt in Dayton Tuesday. The Relief Society held a busi ness and report meeting in the Mis. afternoon. chapel Tuesday Susie Seamons gave a lecture on. Nutrition" and Mrs. Nettie ReedA er talked on Rug Making good attendance was present, Friday, January 18, 1935 Political pessimisms dersen, Seree Olsen and Mrs and mches of snow- - has fallen and at incline to Kay Jensen thisw nti-- g it is being piled into tmnk its all over with the war between and Hungary Miss Mabel OLen entertained tire drifts with a brisk southwest wind ail over Yugoslavia but the shooting Buffalo members of her Sunday school clas are and ad farmers the courser rejoicing at her home on P. iday evening. A Fxpress. ' vane. y of games were enjoyed and over the prospects of plenty of a dainty lunch served Those and moisture for the coming! sent were Carol Nelsen, Flora Swen-e- d season. son, Meryl Nelsen, Myrtle Olsen, rushed to the Alton Earley Darrel Schenk, Dell Hansen, Har- old Jackson ard Lorin Olsen Budge hospital last week A thor- Mrs. Men ill Hansen entertained 0Ughu eliammatl0n ,showed a aaer-eveniat dinner at her home Wednesday lng kldney- and Alton 15 AItoa has in honor of her Lus,..c?ndt;l who is observing her'?orkl"g on Thomas Hodges Marilyn ' a resf but, birthday Following of this sicknessyear' anniversary he had to move to dinner the evening his home m Round Valley social chat. Night and Morning to keep Mr and Mrs John Mercer have r-ethem Clean, Clear and Healthy moved home from Montpeier where A-Write for Free Eye Care? of a restaurant had they charge or Eye Beauty" Book during the summer They report Marine Co Dept. H. S.,9 E Ohio St , Chicago that business was fairly good until the first of the year. Garden City Mrs. LaMont E Hodges returned to Thomas, Idaho on Sunday of this week, where her husband is teaching school DeWain, her son was taken down with pneumoma on Christmas day and was confined to his A New Fruit bed for two weeks A special nurse was engaged and the boy was soon and Grocery Store cn the road to recovery Miss Myrl Burrus of Logan, has been engaged to take the place of Miss Bernice Weston in our district school who resigned and was married the Christmas during vacation. Clarence Representative Cook and his wife are in Salt Lake City Clarence will represent Rich county Corner Main and 2nd North m the state legislature this term We are sure that Rich County will be on the map in the house this 1 year J. G. Sprouse returned from Cal6 4ifornia, stopping off at Salt Lake and was appointed door keeper in the hOure of represmtatives dur, ing th.s tcim John L Gardner has returned Waid Mr and Mrs ficm California where he went andi College We Carry a General Line of Dewey Olsen elite tamed at a de- s cut the Cmstmas vacation with1 lightful party Tuesday e tmng at his sons John and Ernest Fresh Fruits and Groceries. their home the oscaren being Mss Lon Smouse is spending! their sixteenth wedding anniver- considerable time in Randolph, vis-- 1 We Will Be Pleased to Meet and Serve You sary The evening was spent iiihing with her sister Mrs Owen playing cards after which a drti-- , Telford and others cious lunch was served to the fol- During - the past week several -lowing guests Messrs ar.d Mesdam-- ! es arl Haimon, Bert Olsen, Le-- 1 land Hansen, Douglas Olsen Mil fold Jenson, Kenneth Ol eii, Lee f! Olsen, Ray Jenson and Floyd Olsen The bishcpric entertained the cf ficeis and teachei s of all the aux-- I lliary organizations of the w ard au a dancing party Thursday evening m the ward hall. During the evening the following program was Logan, Utah Smithfield, Utah Hyrum, Utah given. Two vocal solos, by Lothair Rich accompanied by Idell Grun-de- r, Utah Wellsville, Preston, Idaho accoidian solo by Mrs Robert F ace, vocal solo by Allan Olsen, talk by Bishop Joseph H Olsen, xylophone and piano duet by Mark end Bobbie Price; tap dance by Mary Price. Light refreshments were served after the program Mis Wayman Hillyard, Mrs Eail Chili or Navy Nippy Gorden and NS s. Lowell Nelson of 5 Lbs. For Per Pound Snuthfield spent Sunday with Mr and Mrs L. E. Sorenson. Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Sorensen were pleasantly surprised on Friday evening by a group of friends A social evening was enjoyed after which a delicious lunch was served Those ptesent were Bishop and Mrs John H. Schenk, Mr. and Mrs Andrew Nelsen, Mr and Mrs Cyrus Anderson, Mr and Mrs Dewey Olsen, Mr and Mrs Ted 3-- 12 Zillis, Mr and Mis Ray Jensen, Mr and M.s Harvey Olsen and Serge Olsen. The Relief Society held their work and business meeting on Wednesday afternoon m the meeting . house The time was spent in quilting Miss Eva Olsen and Miss Gwen Abrams returned to their home on Tuesday after spending the past two weeks in Los Angeles, California Bishop Joseph H. Olsen left Friday for Salt Lake City where he will attend the legislature Miss Lola Humphries ente tamed at a party at her home Thursday evening Games formed the evenings entertainment after wlncu lunch was served to the following guests Fern Abrams, Faye Olsen, 2 Wilma and Ethel Nelson, Lola and Elnora Olsen, Mary Price, Reta Johnson, Dorothea Hansen, Ross and Wairen Olsen, Marnner and Van Jensen, Milton Abrams, Dale, . . Harvard and Max Nelson ond Don Humphries. Mrs Hvrum Olsen was called to Tid-Bit- s, Salt Lake City on Sunday on t of the illness of her daughter Mrs. Hazel King Mrs King is reported to be improving Mrs Alma Olsen visited in Brigham City on Thursday. M v Olsen and Kenneth Olsen, and Harvey . . Olsen motored on to Ogden to attend the stock show there. .s m I ogan, did its share i. a -- ids tins great coid We finished the jear 10 ,4 number 43 out of st'en hundred d.stncts in the United Stares and Canada and number three out of seventy districts in the PaciFu Coast Territory in amount of plac- ordinary business pen man per the district was con- mon'h gratulated by John H Almy, Super intendent of Agencies, on its splendid finish Agent Harley Bergener finished the year number seven tut of approximately 1500 in the Pacific Ccast Territory In placed ordinary business He had the best all lound record in 1934 of any during his eleven years service and he has been one of the leaders m the territory each year Another agent, Garnel E Lai sen from finished the year number forty-on- e out cf 1500 agents m the Pacific Coast Ter itory and both agents, Bergener and Larsen have received their gold medals as members of the $100 000 club in 1934 We can again be proud to be of an institutioi representatives which today is held in the h'gh-eregard by the American people. Our individual companies, through all cf us rep eventing them, are the true trustees of upwaids of 60 million people and their savings. The realization that we as the contact men and women are constantly bettering the community through our endeavors is a great incentive to us for further accomplishments S V. Prows, Manager Metropolitan Life Insuiance go Cache Valley District Logan, Utah tr .t, with head-.'iorte- j e-- j w a-- d Hy-ru- nat , Jl - , WU ifEYES GARDEN CITY st - Edlunds Health Foods ORANGES, case GRAPEFRUIT, for LEMONS, 2 dozen r College Ward 20c 25c Specials Sor Sat, Jan 19 CHEESE BEANS BREAD oz. loaves RAISINS, Seeded or Seedless pkg. SALMON, medium Red, tall can OYSTERS 8 oz. .... EGGS 201 oz. per doz HONEY 10 lb. pail CELERY per bunch can ORANGES, large size, doz ORANGES, extre large per doz. ur PINEAPPLE 8 oz. can .... RICE, Blue Rose 5 lbs LEMONS, Juicy per doz BANANAS per lb $ CACHE VALLEY DISTRICT MAKES NICE RECORD (Continued from Page One) In combined national mcome which exoeeded 1933 by approximately 15 per cent, labor Income m the form of all wages and salaries in the United States shows a like increase over 1933, the total income being 35 billion. The best available estimates show that in 1934 the gross faim Income has reached 7 billion and the farmers gross 1930 De Soto Sedan $350.00 cash income has reached 6 billion, 1929 Ford Tudore . 175.00 in the more 1932, two billion than 1930 325.00 Nash Sedan bottom year of the depression. 525 00 . 1933 Chevrolet Coach insurance The life companies 1930 Ford Conpe 275.00 a little see, as recovery takes hold 145.00 1926 Pontiac Coach more firmly and spontaneously, the 1926 Oakland Coach 90 00 emnations productive activity, . 645.00 1933 Dodge Coupe ployment, money income and real 1930 Chevrolet Roadster 245.00 income, the volume of life Insurance demand by the public '.will continue to move upwa d in aa creasingly iTr iv.vo vay. . $285.00 1930 Chevrolet Truck The Metropolitan I.'fe Insurance 1931 Ford 1H Ton 157 Dual 365.00 company closed jfs books Decem- 1932 Inter. 160 WB Dual 350.00 ber 31, 1934 with more insurance 1929 Chevrolet Wagon .. -- . 50.00 in force than any business year in its history. The Cache Valley dis- -i CO., Inc. Trucks -- 4 POT ROASTS choice beef, lb. . . BACON best grade BOILING BEEF rib and brisket, lb. . . sliced, lb BEEF CUBES lean boneless, lb FAT CHICKENS per lb PICNIC HAMS per lb |