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Show UTAH CACHE AMERICAN. A Little,, Bit J Along the Concrete Our Pet Pea e- A PLENTY - Sally Scz TO Humorous BEGAN EARLY A little boy, returning home after a Sunday school cUm, caw fur a time at hi bat.jr brulhcr, Just ont mouth old. he sold, "Mummy," alien will baby login to tall?" t It trill be a "I H-ear or uiora before he can aay anything," aaa, the diwouraglng reply. Why. Mummy," mild the hoy In very disappointed tone, "Job cursed the day he aa born I" Siray j sleep: i ,f LIKE. much. iN&YWo. d Another? tS 'K'P THIS WEEKS FR1ZE STORY THE FEATHERHEADS sAyti rrs Fhuh? wnYtT vRr COLD IN HERE- - ) SEEMS LUCE would bs it's quite Possible, mr. heat fi hot-maCT-r.M- s- t J 1o have- a comfortable ADMINISTRATOR - Temperature in I this room 2 yce NbU WAVE n A CHlLL T Berta Is km u.i ta aU brr atarv, N Sprta la iko He maa af the rar, far It alwaye krtfif. H.pa raf U,.d Char. Drllrrr apval far lalrraatilala Med. Coode are Karine Dalian, far they alaara rararn ta a., ta help aa katlS X silly where Haea rraa helere. aa Irr a aU kar OaaSa was la tka Waal anf aalr ararv Say e Berta Day. Mm. EMrcd Braitkwalla. Uaka Falla. Ma. A Hot Argument ILL SAY I HAVE IT CAN'T BE war fdORE- - Thai! 50 decrees INHERE TAKE LOOK AT ThB well-JU- ST A THERMOMETfeR. AND that BS GoNV-NCE- You pWELLtN S areA IN HOT HOUSE WH- Y- this IHERMOMETEi? MUST BE BROKEN -BE t, THIS CAN'T Vt R'Sht r WHAT You'Re' Ri?hT iT Does ORDiR. 72 READ? OP I WwY IT MUST BE AT 85 OR 90 tT IS OuT DEGREES 1 '! i !' 13 atmosphere T-- V jfif , "Yea, sir, the fish was so big It pulled him In the river." And be was drowned?" "No, but he might as well have been for he lost his grip on hla lunch basket and It floated down tream." FINNEY OF THE FORCE NO,ThAn I WOULD Ter. BUT k HUH BE ON A .DIET? tryAINT it ON ME LIST ? You LIKE Some, tht Arimi Strip. Half Way U Lm Highway Na. tl Mila Bayand 8t. Gearga HOTEL. CABINS AND CAFE Kraaanahia Bair PiwhCbiUoa KfpnN in Arttaaa It At 400 Utah Oil Refining Service Stations in Utah and Idaho CATERPILLAR" TRACTORS If T4 OlwtMSt ItSWNH BEAVER DAM HOTEL OR SOMETHING )L A Real Sacrifice l'g Wa kiTt acvaral gaod Catarpiltar which Jrairabla fkala ran Trartara ha Made. Sea awr aaleawiea li Trevaolaw ar Salt Laka City. YEA PR. ClAKK, AriNGS HE The SPEClALERISn MADE Landes Tractor jjp 2 & Equipment Co. 236 Wait Boath Temple St. Salt Laka City, tub Diet Utah High School of Beauty Culture 121 Bo. Mala Bt, Salt Laka City Til luit) Cattail fnlusigi Kuvi m II iff ns Taa can M l.arn s profraalan that will Maka yea independent for tha real af day. 6IS per month only for (ha complete cawraa af ais montha. Phana ar writa for Mr caUlogwa. yer Hi That little boy of yours Is a great talker." "Yes, Indeed. lie ought to make a great Insurance agent when be grows up." ft feAA. Blarney Lady Motorist But really It wasn't my fault. I put out my hand. Gallant Irishman Sure, me dartin', Us your hand that's so small I didnt see It at all London Dally Telegraph. 4 Poor Credentials Hurja Say, I was a fool to tell that dentist that you sent me to him. Fool what do you SIneepaw mean? Hurja Well, he Just made me pay cash in advance. T'KVl ' ' vv-- i.- ww tw fwe HOTEL; OF COURSE THE PROFESSOR LEFT -TOWN BUT MSBBE WE CAN FIND OUT WHICH TRAIN HE KNOWLEDGE ASK VOUB DRUGGIST APES AN INTER MOUNTAIN POB PRODUCT 1H1 J '''WrifMfs vns WANT WE C ww YOUR POCKETBOOK SUKFKK8 WHEN YOU GET STALE CHICKS chicka for Bay only beat results. Overnight service t all points in thelntermountain West. Phone write, or wire for price list and literature. All leading varieties. 6, 6 and --old pullets and turkey poalta. Hatehea daily. Distributors (or tha best in brooders feeders, and other poultry supplies. PROFESSOR. PHTTiBONH ain't CHECKED OUT IN HEARD HIM HIS ROOM STIRRIN' AROUND WHY, NO AWHILB AGO-.- . TOOK RAMSHAW HATCHERIES 3687 Compliance Certificate No. 646 So. State. S. L. C., UL, Ph. Mar. 476 TIMPANOGOS HATCHERY Mora Appropriata Jewsmith I suppose youll want a den In our new house? Mr. Jewsmith Id like one but I lead such a dog's life I guess I'll have to be content with a kennel. Conplianra Certificate No. 1204 2IS So. 7th Eaet, Provo. Lt., Ph. f I3W Mrs. Whats the matter, old man, broke? Im worse than broke. Im overdrawn with all the people I know who have money to lend." Ferrys Seeds are sold only In fresh When you buy Fer- dated packages. ry's Seeds you are sure of the finest quality available. Adv. The Only Way Did you hear about the two kangaroos who skipped from home, Jumped Into marriage and lived ever after? - rVW LARCE IP Easily Explained Judge How can you he go mean aa to swindle people who put confidence In you? Prisoner Well, your honor, thpy ere the only cues that you cau swindle. W FATB0M7K HOME INDtSTRT x-- "Do you think a man should divide bis enrnlngs with Ills wife?" "Yes If she dont get It all Bret." b gr Mmur vtrktn Ttki hmi 4ailf rimiM, ! lu hvrp M flhg tri, and fall af tw. AW fcaftaai r ppl -- EARLY CATCH She Plaia Daoib, Maybe "What mu lee you think he trai an amateur In crime?" asled the chief. "Well," replied the cop, "there was a riling station on one corner, apeak easy on another and a popular beauty parlor In the block, and yet be goes end mbs a dinky gents fur Dishing store." Cincinnati Enquirer. Wlfey I bear you said that when wa were married you gave the minister 110 too much. You know you gave him only S3. Hubby Well, that was 10 too IMlOHtAmil 60 HOME AND .Storlie. had Just areeptej him, and they aere blissfully discussing the "might have boons." "Darling," be Inquired In the confident tone of one who know arhnt the answer alll be, "a by didn't you accept that little donkey, Jones?" "Because," she answered, dreamily, "1 loved another." 4) mrill 1 i FRANCISCO Fun Ogles tad Silt Uki City NEXT QUESTION KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Well, That Settled! smms uu J MEALS j hop-pll- y 80S, A Different Kind London child (on her first view ot a rainbow) what Is It, advertising? London Tatler. . . . LOS ANGELES $19.87 (via San Francisco) These are examples of our low one way fares to California, good in coaches and reclining chair cars on our fastest trains. Fares good in Pullman cars are very low, too. Mamma, I dont feel well. Thats too bad, dear. Where do you feel worst? In school mamma. TIME-CLOC- SMATTER POP- -A Dry Wash K STUFF By C. M. PAYNE Southern Ihcifie For Further Information See your local Railroad agent or write D. R. Owen, 41 So. Main General Agent St, Salt Lake City, UL HBS3 Q nn OO.Ull ho.ld floods 1 fear I must seem like n Sahara of dullness this evening, Miss Joe." Oh, no, Tom, you are not at all like a desert, a desert has sand." as. p,r for lh .rticl. 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