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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOCAN. UTAH A Feu? Along the Concrete Our Pet Peeve $ Little k Sally Sez TROLLEY OFF - o ties AJL ' v3 zt 2 J r . g , V y p O. K. Qi -- My hunlund wired me from Pari M my birthday asking whether ha Should buy me a Rembrandt or a TUIan. Now, which would you have?" Well, aa far as that goo, moat of thane Fren h car are very good." Ha Kaew The doctor surveyed Ida pallent With critical eye, he multerrd, -- you confess that you see had tempered, eh? I suppose I need not tell you that laid temper Is caused by an ugly little microbe?" Tho patient gaaed. '8s h I" he exclsliin-d- . "For Hear-mi'- s s.ike, Rienk quietly, doctor. She's sitting In the room next door." Mgs!, -- Vr. "Would you marry f.r money ?" Net L I want brains." "You cerlnlnly du If you wouldu'l laarry for money." r A. It'' r V V OH, MY, CRACIOUS! ylrt AFftWX)I!AI(lWPFP AVAU'TtJTHEfUCh IKWE ) IVhT Or WL: ,v' , , , . 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Yen, air," answered Farmer -Wall HI reel lias ninde us troutde enough and the only way for ua to fet even la to organize Hume pools and corners and thl opt on our own aepount. She comes MORE LIKE. f OTheSHoms, 5 HE'SMY A MOTH t n kshL d&mMkdiyL. THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY to know "I'npa wanlt-you were a good "ilae you any Idea asked?" "I guess It wni because er talk business," r yJ whether man." he why you nev- It It Ik f!Un that rirralalt aawti Mrarim t Mf InirrMantaia ncUm, that baiM la Iht r friiatU, chcrrh, pka vr aircu iurmati nr! ni attimel r Marini InUrm ntaut all ai at. r 8llart MBS. UNTARNISHED Of U K. lira ihia t mm tMdi ! keat wvrfc tt Orwa. MORRIS, Valr. Arioo Corn-losw'- t. Utah Oil ffy1 FINNEY OF THE FORCE Food for Thought HELIQ YlXRS Ilow can I keep my hair from falling nutr -Don't do anything that annoys It. Sen ice Stalicns In Utah end Idaho REALLY SIMPLE iCir Ilcfining: ,1 .. Od . I 5CE PiNMEV IG EATixjir ACsAuJ 'T ( WHY i id' WHJT5Cl f'fc.L ? -- to-- PAY- - sat ah true1. tF tVERY they ID A mom YlWKS THiN (Jue.vd Tod I ALL THE TiM Landas Tractor res not. How roiiM haven't used them lliey be, IZZAT SO? t Not Wiser but Mora Wary Introduced in New Z aland only a few yea's ago, tobacco growing is one of the countrys Icad.ng industries. older?" -- answered No," SorSenator ghum, I find It harder each year to make practical use of tlio Informa- SALESMENS tion I have already accumulated." Dead Letter Baritone Fessnh, All's a great slngali." Whoah did you-al- l learn to sing?" -Ah graduated from a correspondence school." -Boy, you stio' lost lots of yo mall. Florida Tlmes-Unlo- One-ha- Utah Hi?h School of Csauty Culture "But you cant afford to get mar rled on your salary." "Well, it will give me a good excuse to ask for a raise." Hm-- UPS AND DOWNS Sa, Main St.( Salt Laka City PrBlesi.oa lioo-r- s it Dtpnssiia Yon ran now Ifarn a profession that will make you independent for the rrst of jour days. $15 per month enly for the eomphta course of six moilk P' one cr wriui for our catalogue. Mad in coupon, NAME . 121 tti Beauty Cu'iurs ADDRESS The Twelve Godfathers" was old English expression for a ju It was a taunt to say, You will christened by 12 godfatners so dav before long." Fairne.i We must always remember that poverty is no disgrace." Well," answered Senator Sorghum, let's he fair to both sides nnd remember that wealth Is no disgrace either." have a perennial garden far write Odell Gardens lit t end Ab.ent guide cf plants shrubs, and trees. plant-n- Did you bring your excuse this morning, IUlly?" asked Hie teacher. No, Miss Smith," replied the boy. My dad wasnt home; hes the one that mako3 the excuses at our "Dearest, I could lay down my life for you." "But, love, you fall horribly when It comes to laying up anything, don't you?" house." MUST BE RETRIEVED AT ANy COST... I HOPE THE A C UESS IT'S TOO LATE TO , Y j cet that tooth Cj from back DOCTOR WILL BE REASONABLE FELLOW PULLEM. HAD IT CILDED AHO HES USING IT FOR f A, SIGH v :fg AW f )w A f Dinosaur JM-y- l , PROFESSOR- - HES THE SKUL- t- 'tfaX IT THE FLAVOR lf UTAH WOOLEN MILLS 8H Lake City, Utah Teacher (In geography lesson) Now can anybody tell me where we find mangoes? Knowing Little Boy Yes. miss, wherever woman goes. Boston Transcript. Sweet and Thirty woman novelist thinks that thirty Is a nice nge for a woman. It Is, especially If she happens to be forty. Boston Transcript. SAMPLES Ladies Knit Suits and Dresses Now Off -- Wi Equ'prner.t Co. etV Do you grow wiser ns you grow Expert & JJI Wrsl F a h T. irtr gu gilt l.ika City, L.aii Nne liruheny WAS fccTHcR AFlkse. EAT.- M- Sc DOM'Y Ot HAV& To liar's ur Nuu In fine stiajie, that is hot IT VAS Ol PODUO MS BSAT to ANYTHiM STt?EHdOUS P5r FieEDoi" JCIJ'Y i!m are Intlon?' "CAn.KIMM.AK" TKACTOnS atrfral ocd aud Cirr I'ar 1 rarer ra Hch 4 asrs'ttc dtsii raa b roadp, Sr rur is Trea union or Salt Lai.a Ctif. ltv W OP THE BS would INTACT... PRACTICALLY IS IT POSSIBLE, SIR, you would that TAKE ADVANTAGE ( V. MV POSITION demand am TO OF CET BOUGHT IT AND PAID FOR IT AND SINCE YOU FEEL THAT j JlilPrm? WAY wont hiMTX TIGHTWAD ABOUT IT t it AT ANY sell PR,CS' ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR US MILK cS MAGNESIA AN I NTE It MOUNTAIN PKOUl LT JTT outrageous price Jfyy Mace 'Your Orcie For (; 'X REA t si Hes consistent, at least." Svrifirtte Jit KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Utah t , y Ocden, Eddie Kept Quiet In what way?" "He not only wont spend any money himself, but he also hates to see other people spending It. RAMSHAW HATCHERIES NHA Comnliance C.r.ifl:a;e 0. 54s ',tr' S:lt Ll,e Ci!x- L:nh TiMIANOGOS DETOUR Now White Leshcrns, Rods. Rocks and oilier Popular Breeds. Production Bred Mountain Bred and Acclimated only a short d stance from our warm Hatch-er.e- s to ycur warm Breeder. We are distributers for t' Bro-- d ra and Lincoln chick feeders. Write for spcc.nl pr.ces and cash discounts on ord'rs placed now. Ail Breeding k Blood Tea'td for Puliorum D sense. (DWDl, by th Rap d Whrle Bta'd Acgutinat.o 1 Mtl od, since October 1st, 1931, and all indicated reactors removed. HATCHERIES NRA Coirphance Certsfieate Provo, Utah Nj. 1206 The armys court-mah of trial goes back to the Charles I of England am r, dQ "VIA ' p'r fr. WMk thc article on wil '' Whj paid eon should use (ntermountein made Loods Kim.lar to above. Scud rour story in prose or verse to Producta P O Box 1555. Salt Lal.e Column,lr euur City. tory appeara In thli column you will cherk for $3.00 What's the trouble with our efficiency expert?" "The doctor says his system is all out of order." Week No. 3.12 |