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Show I 1 1 CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. I'TAII THE ODDS THE FEATHERHEADS BrOA-- w INTERESTED The Tie That Binds CAP, 35 Bill-- Are y.u aud Juu courting the sumo girl? Torn Yes, we're rival! Bill Well, he' lett town. Tom The sneak; To go and leave me In the lurch ULe thatl Brooklyn I. agio, AND Determination I'm determined to make this community more orderly, now that Pta hheritT," tuld Cactus Joe. How?" TIME TO LEAVE By quick decisions, with prompt enforcement." Orator Before I close, allow me "Studying Inw?" No. practicing In a shooting gal to repeut the Immortal word of lory." Webster farmer Bars ley sake, ML FOREWARNED randy, let' get out of bpro. He'a a goin' to atart In on the dictionary, Toronto Globe. Do 70a tiiink smoking (greet With you! "Tea, but lug wife won't agree with tne." THE RUB K- - ow- FINNEY OF TI IE FORCE ' OO POW r'THiS S'M-- r ri wue. Itabblt grouch? tD 1 - MEElt map! AUOllnB SOME to co I HAvlj A ritr-',- CUT Turtle you'd hare a grouch too If your wife wanted to uae you for a washboard. - "''"L'Mii' T 1 You TuB CtrLLAR Vo . I AMO If loaf - l m'T m',h -- V M'CrAG BOBBY THATCHER WAkITEP TO wOtZ. a FER YX BUT I PiDNT KNOW iT WAS A husband you Mrs. 'lgg?" ain't Well, . was lookin' FER: . MUM? OP Told mE YoUman ThERB V -- rS 1JI r" HSJjv r: 'EMUM-Th'C- 1 H- -" Could It Bo? D'you know, Mrs. 'Arrla, 1 sometime wonder If me husband' grown tired of me." Whatever make you any that, ! '"alI. CLEAN) ADI OF TWiMOS - ANP .MGOR PON'T wamT vRY Y.ANT YOU To Bt? BACK? TAt .C S AMO &O WHA- TOej VouR. OUT STi What's the rauae of your .. I Xo3 MpJ: WINDJAMMING s! I TOLD hc-r-c Zt:R elER -- I IAlOA T DO SoeB BE SCUT ve- i- B? awAMTltj' SOe't-'eA- SounJs Like a Sentence --"Not a Job 'off'cer.MBP'MMev MBPrE, am' aosvats veiL TH'tapv O' - 14 ' 5. ..J By GEORGE STORM "Our Rates Are As Follows: year." ome for seven laindon Advertiser. Preci Two friends met ; one waa garbed In widow' weeds. The Other My dear friend ! How I pity you a widow at twenty-liveThe Widow Bnrdon me, twenty-four- ! Cleveland Record. ! Lady I'll give you something to eat If you'll chop wood for IL Tramp Yes, lady, only It will b cheaper to feed me In advance. Chop-piwood gives me a terrible Dorio Had Erred Darling, let us keep our engagement a aecreL" 'Yes, dear; but I must tell Doris. The borrld creature said I should never And a man foolish enough to marry me." London A Duplicate "And so," said the magistrate, seWorth Paying For verely, "this Is the fifth person you have knocked down this year? Client Can you read the past? Pardon me, said the girl motorFortune Teller Certainly. Past and future. ist, with dignity, "the fourth. One Clent Then for goodness sake tell of them wns the same person twlcw" London Tatler. me what It Is my wife asked me to bring home. Boston Transcript Tlt-Bit- LEFT THAT'S- tone AS YOU HERS IH TUB CATSTTff ' Eww. uuaiTIM i BUT bSOSB IT was EOUCApOMAL., AMD VOURB COMMA HIRE AmY SMOW f TURM it IMTO a S'DB HOTice OF ITLl. HAVE TO KURTMER RUM AS AOVWRT1SIM AMO PAID FOR, OF COURSE.' " Tender Heart Mrs. Upflutte She'a a kind little Poor Social Quality Edith Is Mrs. von Good an enter- woman, I guess. Mrs. Nayborly She found a mostaining conversationalist? Louise Perfect dummy! If she quito with a broken wing and she can't speak well of a person, she says spent half a day trying to put It In splints. Brooklyn Eagle. nothing. Politician Your constituent are criticizing you for not expressing aa opinion. Candidate Yes, but not as much a they would criticize the opinions if I expressed them. PUZZLE CROSSWORD SMATTER POP By C. M. PAYNE It Would Be An Orderly Arrangement SURE POP I U7) Candidate Had good news this morning. Mr. Jones said he Is going to support me. Friend But his support doesnt amount to much. Candidate Very true, but Jones Is one of those fellows who Is careful not to commit himself until he Is on the winning side. Iroc ) ( An Open And Shut Case KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES TSKlYSKV.-n-ll- IF HE HADN'T LOST HIS JOB WE BE AT HYTONA. BEACH LIKE THE JONESES OH, DEAR. ! I'M So MISERABLE BOO HOO HOO -- OO- - - IS S AWFUt- -r WHY DON'T YOU OO IN AND HAVE A TALK WITH HER? REASON WITH HER -- TRY TO OPEN HER EYES TO THE SITUATION !! AL. COULD WAS HIS FACE RED? The Bell Syndicate, - X DID. EDDIE, AM' WHILE X WAS TRYING )To OPEN HER EYES, Ihn ZERO Dorothy (who has been walking on) Lets sit out the next dance. Arthur Why I thought you were food of dancing. Dorothy I am. DETOUR Their Source of Supply Schoolmaster What are the The Applicant mendation from ployer. He says beyond reproach. The Employer state In which above or below. Here Is a recommy former emmy character Is But he falls to direction It Is prod- ucts of the West Indies? Boy I don't know, sir. come! Schoolmaster Come, Where do yon get the sugar from? borrow It Boy We generally from the neighbor next door. ESTHETIC Hi Job Cashier So you wish to open a Joint account with your husband? A checking account, I suppose. Mrs. Smith Yes, the kind of an account that will be a checking account for me, but Just a deposit account for blm. She When father comes In tell him you love me. He Let's wait I feel so at peace with the world tonight. Vice Vere "I cant bear Smith.' "Why not?" "ne 1. the sort of fellow who slaps you on the back to your face and slaps you In the face behind your back. "Do you keep any servants? No, of course not." But I thought I saw one In your kitchen. Oh, we have servants on the premises a day or two at a time, but we don't keep them. Nail ng Him Down know what's passing In your know mind," said the maiden. too, why you are calling here night after night, appropriating ni.v time to yourself and keeping other nice young men away. V iu want me to marry you. don't you?" 11 do gasped the astonished young man. I thought so. Very well, I will." Two of a Kind Wife My husband Is mean; hes taken all the cash out of the baby's money box. Neighbor My denrl Wife Yes, and just when there was nearly enough for the new hat I wanted. A BLOWOUT seems Only goes with red headed girls In autumn. there's trucks Hows that? Mrs. A 54 60 Personal pronooa Exist Overshadow Allowing that Sob god maslcal soft Throws 43 Enclosed 03 Goddesa of earth 04 Tribe of Indian Help 43' 67 Sanctioned 03 Allow 66 6S Act Meager 70 Part ef the verb to be 71 To wipe out 72 Situation eet apart 73 Large member of deer family 1 9 4 9 6 9 9 "Ldd the signs down your way show how the election was going?" Not much they didn't The returns simply made hay of all our straw votes." Janes I Inst night 10 15 20 21 22 23 24 Solution Vertical. Character In Genealg Measure of typ Connected with Species of plant Note of entry 7 Conceal Syall piece Aoove Note of maslcal seal 13 French cola Support Abodea for travelers Deputy of sultan Resembling n sand flea Hindu title Can be drawn together A small part mBM AFTER YEAR Jim What did you think of her? Jack Well, after spending an evening with her. Id say any fel low who would keep her from the career she's so ambitious to have wouldnt have to die to learn what life in the lower regions Is like. ! Rival Racket Flynn Tills neighborhood pretty noKy. Mrs. O'Brien. t) I.rien Y'.s, the only time any peace here is whin the drown the mdse. measure 18 31 31 67 Jack 1 Mrs. BY THE TON 'Nuff Said had a blind date with one of those ambitious, highbrow I Tie has the artistic temperament happily developed." 20.. 89 Specie of bird 31 To harden 83 Birthplace of Abraham to be 14 Piece 84 Besides 87 Wooden pc 17 Spawn 39 Unrighteousness 49 A link 19 Preposition 43 Smooth consonant 7 44 The highest point 20 To mimic Used In flhing 27 Preposition 28 Share with 47 Personal pronoun 82 Groove 84 Son of Aaron 4FNnrrowmlnded person 51 Dwell 39 Beast of burden 80 Kingdom of Persia 63 Posts for ship cable 88 Holy picture 63 Under atrnln 89 To satnrate 41 A medley 58 lllvcr In Germany 44 A priestly vestment 69 Beast of burden 40 Hears up 49 Termination CO Goddess of mischief 60 Collection of unit 61 Two or more together 61 Indefinite article 00 Else 67 Conjunction 62 Oriental sash 69 Denial 70 Part of verb Mto be Long Felt Wen' Mrs. Frut So they wouldnt let your Josh play football because he couldnt pass his exams? ItiKiral Yes; Josh says Mrs. what this country needs Is a cot lege where a feller wouldn't be allowed to study unless he could pass a football SOMETIMES Bit Foggy Two wide travelers were comparing experiences. ''London, sajs the first, is the foggiest place I have ever been. "I have been In foggier place, replied the second. Where? I don't know. It was so foggy I didn't know where 1 was. A ooyrlth? Horizontal Species of bird 5 Sacred bird 11 Part of the verb 18 Quick Id Preposition 1 liiuif run mer IusMSiger a man, aren't you going to stop? Driver No! I can read all about It in the pa srs. lleh! Toagh on Him She In India, when a man dies they bury his widow with him I Thai is cruel. He Yes, poor manl THE STANDARD OF QUALITY |