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It excites him drink strong cotTee. too much. Wife If till colTee la not strong, he gets excited of his own accord. Kolnlache Illustrierte. How It's Dono Is It that that wizard den"How Was It Monday? can pull the at cirrus tist The Bosun Why didnt you reteeth so painlessly T the from those flagship? signals port A brass hand blares out so loudThe Itookie I thought they were at the dentist's signal that the ly BrookJust hanging out their wash. audience can't hear the victim when lyn Dally Eagle. lie hollers." I'athfinder Magazine side-sho- Gob Humor No Prida (at football IB1 I know where I enn hay a find How did table) you training good second hand car for three fifty. the meat? She Oh, Tom! Would you like to Clemens By looking under the pidato. V. S. S. Ilollund Hollander. got hurt In that kind of a car? Mes Cook Wants Triple FFF Doesn't Bother Him A piano? Yes, sir. A grand Jackie, this is terrible. I have to scold you all d.iy long. piano? "Grand nothing. 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The Associated TIME NEEDED Oh, 1 say, old chap, did I $5 of you last woek? No, you didn't. How careless of me. Could you let me have it now? Bill borrow Jim Bill Hew dues your wife like the new neighborhood?" "Sot very well as yet. Ton know she's not well enough acquainted with the other married women in the block to talk about them. HES A WOW All A Spinster Philosophy She Who was it said that one man was a good ns another? Some Socialist. I suppose, lie No. some old maid. NERVE, MAYBE Just Alika A slightly hilarious guest at a party embraced a strange woman by He apologized : Excuse mistake. me, madam, he said, hut I thought you were my wife. You're a nice sort of husband for any woman to have, you clumsy brute," said the woman, angrily. There," exclaimed the jovial one, triumphantly, you talk Just like her, too. First Soph We ought to get that now M Confusing Customer Have you any good pork? Butcher Good pork? Say, Ive gid some pork that will make bettor chicken salad than any lamb you "So you have Jniie'd a gull club.' "I had to do it. The only ohauee of seeing some of the men ! have to do luisirie-- s witli is to get cm on the golf links could buy. Shell Get Tired Fortune Teller Beware. A dark woman Is following you! Walker Weil, slic'd soon get tired of that. I'm a mail carrier. Chelsea Itecord. HEH, HEH, HEH Goat in Sheepskin negro was telling Ins minister that he had "got religion." "Hat's fine, hrothah; tint Is yon sure you is going to lay aside sin? asked the minister Yessidi. Ah's done It already. An' is you gwine to pay up all ynh debts? You Walt a minute. Palisoi. A 1 face from It ever, don't see how Mary had the to take Carrie's beau away her." was her face that did it, how I am sure. SOS you Is The Tatler Punch Magazine. The Nerve timid-lookin- Sgsgfjfe When Silence Is Golden How is it, asks a writer, that widows always seem to marry It would lie unkind to put again? forward the theory Unit it is because dead men tell no tales. Mr. Jones," commenced the rath- from Oklahoma on er er ah suitor, the team. that Is, can or I will you. Second Soph Why? Why, yes, my boy, you may have First Soph The boys tried to her, smiled the girl's father. of them and six haze him last night The young man gatied. What's are In the hospital today. yopDg freshman talkin' bissness! tiitial 48' His Only Chance Allen has a good plan to get hack at his wife." What is it? When his wife wont let him talk hack to her he talks to Oversight I know he's rich, but hes such a horrid old man I don't see how Grace could marry him. "Because theres no other way to be h!s widow, my dear." aint talking religion DIPLOMACY that? Have whom?'' lie asked. 'Sty daughter, of course. replied Jones. That's nliat yon mean. You want to marry lior. don't you? Why. no, sir, said the young 1 man. just wanted to know If you could lend me ten dollars." Certainly not, sir," said Jones sharply. "Why I hardly know you." rtl Newspaper 1 48 51 67 91 64 66 69 71 78 74 75 79 50 51 "It didn't work. What didnt? My scheme for playing the stock market. Among the prettiest girls present was Brigadier General Blazer," wrote a young reporter in his account of a party. The next d ty he was called to the editor's room. What do you mean hy writing stuff like that? demanded the editor. Well, explained the reporter, that's where he was." Early Settler that man?" Oh, he's one of cur early set tiers. An early settler? Why, he can't be more than thirty. That may be. 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