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Show CACHE AMERICAN. I XIAN. UTAH FAMILY MONEY Along the Concrete LIKE HIS ENCINE Our Pet Pcae w u a radio l. t ry nioiin lit of hi spare time was oieupled In Imllding new kits 'I lose tic would proudly exhibit to his long auferltig friend One diy Ids hrotlu r in law called, i ' and II, II brought out It's ite-- t and aw Iti lied It on j lids Is another one that 1 built j i my si If, he said turning ttie dials. I cun qu'te lu lime It. said Ids ! brother In law. as a p en It g shriek I It Issued from the loud Speaker. whistles at eiery station" j the IMI, WT f t vvVj 'Vt Itut 8h w NEAREST TO IT haven't a thlny lo Common. Ha We can bold common, can't we. K our fortune In HOTAIR jw -- Slip shut Child's Version Jild.es ttie daughter who had court for the attended tier father t r't time, was nil hi u h in the proi i ngs. 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Oh, I suppose fifty cent a sual, children half price." , ' Globe Girdlert FINNEY OF THE FORCE MS teS: The Helper lie toi k a short cut to fame " oti, you mean one of those round die world fliers who ilidn t take the maid equator route I "Wlnt Paradoxical think of the new do you I , The more I think of tier the leas think of her " MAYBE BY AIRLINE CROSSWORD PUZZLE f i Traveler I want to ask you a question. Ticket Agent Tea, madam. Traveler Cnn I send a suitcase by a trunk line? REMINDERS i i i I 1 THH COUNTRY WILL MBAf? ABOUT THIS HOwb BOYS AFTER AN Oil WOOD- VOL) COS To FIND IT? CHUCK IN THE CRAVE U PIT AND THERE IT WAS... SLOW, WASlI, SORE OF THEM TEETH WILU PRETTY SO MO FALL. OUT... f ? WE COULDNT ANY SLOWER UNLESS YOURE. OF A. MINO TO STOP CO 1 ( I I c I I I n Copyright, Horizontal. superlative affection Exprflng 4 Pertaining to a large division of land 8 Members of an Institution of higher learning 1.1 To claim existence 15 Indicating that toward which there la movement 18 A color 21 Euphemism for a ihort, ugly word 22 A breach of continuity 1 Of course you have forgotten all about that tventy you owe me. How the deuce can a man forget It when you are all the time harpin on itr RIDICULOUS SMATTER POP One Way Of Impressing Your Hor- - By C. M. PAYNE 26 28 Tooled 21- 22 24 28 31 Expressing route tennld term One without xlsible means aiipport 4H lo reach a certain piacs M To make stupid 534 verb 55 A preposition 56 An Interjection A mans name, shortened 62 A single Item 654 part of the verb to he 32 30 41 I r 4 note of the scale verb hemlral symbol Qualifies for To raise abose mortals A 3 t 0 0 A 1 Of 6 f I) I Brought forth 32 A bovine animal 35 Abbreviation for a state 88 A diminutive aufllx 73 Poems 411 onging 71 A girls name 43 Pertaining to food 45 A prefix denoting without 43 Abbreviation for a measure of length 52 54 5 60 63 One who Is opposed Rudely sullen An inelegant form of a tense of the verb to be Combining form meaning within In faxor of ft ti VI a D ti (1. So'ution hi ri tr 65 A beverage 60 Expressing denial 71 74 73 A tl conjunction ni Annoyed To lose luster 82 Bush and Schnng v hi to Vertical. A large American city 2 To make false pretenses 5 lo move rapidly 6 Focus m 1 Hiss Wrinkles Don't you think It's horrible to ask a woman's age? Mtsa Trlnkles Yea, and It's often so unnecessary. STOCKS BOOMING 7 3 10 12 17 13 si v In e indertahes A contemptuous person In Important part of a gear One to whom something Is given Outlines In explicit form A mans name, shortened bo af he 1ft Fr a oii ne th ro re sh 001 Y fin Hubby You spend altogether too much money. Not at all 1 The trouble I Wife you don't make enough. th r |