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Show CACHE AMERICAN. LOGAN. UTAH All Ma! of Cotton ON BEING A BORE WIIKN III kl' By OOUCLAg Bll visited I elite 10 tak of Hi jvjrt In III opening Exhibition of Art they gondola and lead I gorseoue procession which tli fatuous rra X v. p, - : g .; fM Q m f'll cmmmmt or r tj on clotliea, It fine It rsijr on hands, it's for dishes! Doe morn work because it make 50 mort luile richer, quicker, longer lasting ud. Never ball opi rlhae clean, aoftena water. Procter & Cambio lltrly. ahoulj converse more eruditely Haat night. Invited out to dine, I swore do more Id try to stilus. STONE AGE 1 BEEBTTIBiE c By THORNTON BUSIER BEAR LOSES II All HIS FEAST To do There i Hilt z Hi.it muM he don u Ilian il! nior way one no urn, of Course, tliat If way foil you shouldn't glxe up, and you Hunk the thing cunnot ou should try to find be dune. ioine ut ht r w.iv. Often It 111 be way tbnt uioM unevpeited way. There you d.MHuer by ucildint. THIS nag the tone of l.u-- y Hie nd her fellow woikirs when Hunter Itenr found I heir sionlioue end begun to rob It of tlielr honey. They hnd done llitlr bc- -t to d.Ue him away. They hnd ued the sharp little lames In their tail for all they were worth. II It hud been anyone T Hear they would have but succeeded Jn drhlrg the robber away. Hut t! ougli they fought as hard as they could, and stung with all tl eir might, they couldn't drive Bu-taway from that honey To I!uter'a way of thinking that honey was worth all the uin of the stings. And then, quite by accident, they discovered a way of getting rid of him. Some of them flying about found I'linner Hrown's Iioy wati lung wlmt was going on, and In the blindness of their anger mistook hhn for another enemy, and promptly trcukd him as they bud treated Buster. Now, runner Brown's Hoy has no such tliii k skin as Buster Hear. At the first sting, which felt as if a red hot needle had been thrust Into him, he Jumped from his biding place. Before you could say Jack Robinson half a doren bees had stung him and a cloud of them He forgot all were nhout him. about Buster Bear. He had but one thought, and this was that he couldnt get away from that place quick enough. It had suddenly become altogether too hot a place for him. lie let out a yell. Yes, sir. be let out a yell, and It was a good loud yell. Then he started to get awn from there as fast as his legs would tnke him, and he didnt care bow much noise be made In doing it. Now Buster Bear had been so greedily studlng himself with honey that he had no thought for anything elsa He had no Idea that Fanner Browns Boy was anywhere near. Usually his ears and his nose are llu-ti- t STORY 0 V. Ul'ROESS 1 ever ready to warn him of the presence of othets, hut this time his ears were filled with the angry hum of the bees, and Ids Dose was clogged with honey. So he had Out heard Farmer Browns Boy approach, and he hnd not emcllcd him. Then right Into tl.e middle ol his enjoyment broke that wild yell lie couldn't help hearing that Now, as you know, the one thing Buster Bear fears Is man. lie knows all about the dreadful which no one but mnn car rles, and at the least suspicion that mnn Is about Buster runs away. If he were cornered and couldn't run he would fight as bravely as the bravest, hut he Is firm believer Id tbe old saying tbnt he who runs away will lie to fight another day. when man I concerned. The Instant he heard that wdtd yell he forgot everything but that he was caught In a bad fix. He was caught up a tree, and that was no place for a bear to be with a man about, even though that man He lost all Inwas only a boy. terest In honey, lie hnd but one thought, and that was to get away from there as quickly as ever he could. To climb down would take too long. So Buster simply let go nnd dropped. Yes, sir, Hint Is what Buster Bear did, he let go and Buster's bones are not dropped. like other bone. They are Dot brlttl and easily broken. The Irani bet below broke Ids fall som what, and he broke tbe branruea Down be came to the ground with thump that would have knocked the wind from anyone but Burner Bear. And the Instant he touched TOO NEAT FOR COMFORT a pity to have to a word of protest against houses Hut are too neat, since neatness and tidiness are suih admirable qualities wherever you find them. Aod yet there are houses where callers never seem to be eutlrely comfortable and where panic are always a little too for mnl, all because of tbe air of excessive neatness and tidiness that pervade tbeiik They ara like people who are a little too prim and precise. You feel constrained Id tbetr presence. The trouble with the boue Is that the housewife who presides over It usuully has an ob session on the suhjcct. She Is con stantly worried for fear something will get out of order and If you put down a book or a magazine any plnee but Id the cook or cranny IT SCUMS I breathe fire-stic- Huck Betts and YOU By BETSV CALLISTER too-tld- Down He Came to the Ground With a Thump That Would Hava Knocked the Wind From Anyone But Butter Bear. the ground he rushed through the Green Forest os If the Old Nick were at his heels. they laughed until they almost made Sammy Jay and Drummer the themselves sick. Woodpct ker saw It all. Farmer But Busy Bee and her fellow Brown's Boy running for all he was workers wasted no time chasing worth In one direction, stumbling as either Furmer Brown's Boy or Bus he ran and slapping at angry bees ter Bear. They promptly fell to and Buster Bear tearing off In the work to save what honey was left opposite direction with a little and take It to another storehouse whimper of fright with every Jump which they knew of. And this Is his fare and coat all smeared with how It happened that Buster Bear honey, and dirt and leaves sticking got only half a feast after alL all over him. It was so funny that WNl) Service (O 1311 hyT W RoraefW.) Coins That Are Somewhat Hard to Steal. This costume, designed especially for wear at summer reaorta, is a tlrely of cotton. It has on of the new shorter swagger costs Id red, matching the eyelet embroidery on tbt whit ballst dress. especially dedicated lo magazine you may add lo her anxiety. lu houses where there are plenty of well trained servants It Is not difficult to maintain that alrofca ualtu-ss-, that mingling of orderliness and disorderlies that la so Tha sen ants are comfortable. trained to go the rounds putting things Id order, emptying ash trays, putting back book and magazines, arranging cushion where they belong and carrying every one purely personal belongings to tbe rooms where they belong. If you have a bothy that call for clutter and most hobble do a good plan la to permit yourself an untidy corner of your room for this purpose. Gutter In a room especially consecrated to that pap tlcular brand of clutter ought to annoy the precise housekeeper do more than a certain amount of cooking clutter Id the kitchen when meals are In preparation. Meii r Nirppr 8ndlct.) (Cl (WNU I ftrvtcl PAPA KIWVVSH FRENCH PASTRIES small cakes and are so attractively decorated and we find so expen slve when we come to purchase, may be prepared at home with little work. There are several kinds of foundations, the puff paste, chow paste (this Is the kind nsed when making cream puffs), then the cake fouDda tion and short bread pastry. TUB One of the good members of the pitching staff of the Boston Braves this year Is Walter Huck" Betts. He wag obtained from the St. Paul club of the American association where lust year be won 22 games and lost 13 for a percentage of .029. Good Golfers, Despite Handicaps beautiful which Insomnia In Utopia In Utopia attacks of insomnia never start until after 6 a. m. Fort Wayne News Sentinel. Has the Knack of It He may full at everything else, but when a man starts out to make a fool of himself he Is pretty sure to prove a whale of a success. Cincinnati Enquirer. fr around the house you would like to sell? trade or Try a classified ad. The cost Is only a few cents and there are probably a lot of folks looking for just whatever it is you no longer have use for. CLASSS7ED ADS GET RESULTS Between Two Evils Why do you continue to go with Reverence for Parents In general those parents have the most reverence who most deserve It ; for he that lives well cannot he despised. Samuel Johnson In Rasselas." Troubles "Some folks," said Uncle Eben, has a way of remindin you of yoh troubles by continually tellln you not to worry about em. Washington Star, Penetrates Steel Scientists use apparatus to take photographs through steel. A lead Inclosed room baa been built for the purpose at the University of Michigan. Viewing With Alarm Americana have never governed cities well because they ar deeply suspicious of their very existence. Woman's Home Companion. This Is for Salvage, Pearls or Sponges One from have luth y May Bo Right, at That An average wife Is one w ho loves and respects her husband, but still always has a feeling she might have done better. Cincinnati Enquirer. Terms Most of the people we know would like to pay the piper on the Installment plan. London Humorist. A Slunilrjr natural sleep of three months Is credited It Can Run at Night Most people still have faith enough In the world to go to sleep regularly and let It run without their assistance. Toledo Blade. Ideal Way of Playing Bridge would be a very friendly and philosophical game If It could be played as solitaire. Arkansas Gazette. Help! now do I open this tin!" Ton will find the Instructions Inside, madam." rearson'a Weekly. Tabby Overlooked The word cat Is not mentioned In the Bible, and the name appears only once In the Apocrypha, although we know cats dwelt comfortably In Egypt more than 3,000 years ago. Tower of Babel language In common os la most difficult to master? asks a correspondent Hungarian, because it has no associations with any language save Finnish. Which To HU Caddie lt Your Gueaa A wise Individual has said that to his doctor a man confesses hi 3 fears; to his minister, his weaknesses; to his lawyer, his mistake. St Joseph News-PresMay Ba Evils, Too Health, beauty, vigor, riches, and all the other things called good, operate equally as evils te the vicious and unjust as they do as benefits to the Just Plato. Costliest Horse Flesh The highest price ever paid for a race horse was the $300,000 given for Call Boy In England In 1927.1 Collier's Weekly, And Than Embrace The resolution to avoid an evil la seldom till the evil Is so far advanced as to make avoidance Impossible. Hardy. Women Smugglers Lead women mat 90 per cent of the attempts to smug- It Is reported that gle goods through the United States customs. Necessary Evil Three Faithful Friends There are three faithful friends No one loves a detour, but very often It Is the only way to get an old wife, an old dog and ready Benjamin Franklin. there. Florida Times-Unio- money. Ladder of Aluminum ladder made of aluminum, weighing only four ounces, was recently exhibited tn London. A French Beef Hash. Prepare one part of meat finely chopped and two parts cooked potatoes, adding the white of an egg 4 beaten light. Place well seasoned In a baking dish and bake until brown. Sene from the dish. ION, who has one leg, and Thomas McAulliffe, who Is EAKI.i; Hre shown as rivals In an unusual match over the Kenwood Despite their handicaps Me Country clu1) course near Washington. Aull-ITrme-e- d the course In K1 and Norton scored 97. tot It boma. Sometime th money It never moved, and ther Is a record of on coin remaining at th mors than a century. sam place Most of the Tap money It In U form of disk of quarried limeSore resemble millstone stone In shape, and they weigh anything op to fir tons Ther 1 no mint on th island. All th money come In th rough from the relew IsYaplandrra the lands, and th shape It up and glv It a value. Discovering limestone on Tap would b Just Ilk discovering gold anywher else. Baltimore Evening Fun. I lave you anything Scientific Fancy eminent astronomer thinks whole universe was evolved a alngle atom. We wouldnt Imagined less than two. DuHerald. . two-inc- or see oev. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING Triumphant Old Age There are always vital magnetic women who eeera to preserve an open mind and a triumphant body well Into old age. Womans Home Companion. Neapolitan Squares. Cut the cake Into squares, spread half the squares with apricot Jam, currant Jelly or orange marmalade, cover with the squares and press together between boards until firmly Joined. Now spread the sides with Jelly beaten to a pnste with a few drops of water, and dip each Into finely chopped coconut. Ice the tops with a thick chocolate Icing and In the center place a halved maraschino cherry, cut side down ; add stem and leaves of citron or green Icing. Nor Tap-lande- Medical Definition general practitioner Is a man Enables a New Yorker to see who can tell whether you have a broken leg or measles without waitbeyond the state line. 1932 Bell Syndicate.) WNUServIc. ing for a laboratory test. Minneapolis Star. A one-four- D. It seems the Innocent are also a cvmitervatlve outfit and they still It Irk to the old Ntune age standards. On coin sent about 20 year old. Is 20 Inches In diameter and weigh 120 pounds It I reported this coin has th value of of an 18 foot canoe, an acre of land, or about 10,000 coconuts It la aald, for Instance, that when a Y pi a Oder transaction Involves too great a sum to bo moved conveniently the new owner lmply chisels bis msrk on his money aod leaves It In hla neighbor's yard until he can round np enough help to ders. to a woman in Brazil. Couldnt any good housewife Ido that If she had time? Buffalo Evening News. Almond Slices. Spread the entire sheet of cake with a tart jelly or Jam to a paste then cut It Into strips three to four inches long and one and one bait inches wide. Spread tbe sides with jelly. Top each with a heavy mer Ingue made with two egg whites eight tablespoonfula of sugar and teaspoonful of almond extract Arrange with a pastry lube, then sprinkle with powdered sugar and top with shredded al monils. Place In a slow oven to lightly brown. . f. One Per Cent Education After graduation from college, student American the average knows only one out of every ninety words In the English language. Collier's Weekly. Top, what Is a skyscraper?" . Tap-lande- the Fruit Pastries. Use the cake foundation, cut Into strips, squares or rounds, put together with a custard cream of or ange, lemon or jelly. On top of each place a halved pear or peach which baa been cooked until transparent o itobt rx The money arrived a day or so Jack? lie's a bad egg." Im afraid to drop him." ago practically In the form of bowl In a heavy sirup, using one copful of the Juice and cup While cooling baste ful of sugar. with this sirup as this will give a When the fruit Is ar nice glaze. ranged pipe a border of whipped cream, sweetened and flavored all around the sides and top. 9, 1932, Western Newspaper Union ) Tap. you may remember, la a tiny, almost microscopic Island that la part of the Caroline group, lying between Guam and the Philippine, An Insignificant spot of land at far a size goes. It caused quite a pother after the allies took It from Germany after the war. It Is valuable a a cable station and as a relaying point for radio, and a great many fists were shaken over It until Its status finally wns settled. by a treaty This was done In signed by the United State and Japan, recognizing the Japanese mandate over the Island, but securing to the United State certain cable rights. Nothing muih was heard about Tap again until about five year later, when the Immigration bureau announced that the Inhabitants of the Island were snubbing us. At the time when Immigrants from everywhere on the globe wert trying to crash our gates, the haughty Joined with the snooty folk of Muscat, Nauru, Ruanda and French Togoland and would have none of us. The Taplanders are now back In the new again under somewhnt picturesque circumstances. The Chnse National hank, of New York, maintains In Its main office one of the largest collections of moneys of the world. The big heart ed Yaplanders and their coins weren't represented, and so to overcome this defect the Islunders got together and shipped the bank a few coins three specimens of their money, whkh Is called Tel." three-fourth- s Vp i cimvaxDu uT;?sr;U'fr I aevl YOUR HOME MONEY ON ISLAND OF YAP So when there came a painful pause, I kept as silent as meant to: And I must say the dinner was About the worst I ever went to. I didn't aay lea words, I guraa. And all the others even less, KU iitnii l And yet they aay behind my back W im QKiijM t ainmiMi Out My little Jokca I like to crack, And people alwaya laugh po e till Doaataa Mtlloch.3 S nan Tb thlnga I know, or think I know. U aerma I'm alwaya telling sm one. It aeema I am a (mm, though I must admit I'm but a dumb one I think I am a wit ad bright. And people any that I'm half right. I mm mu am at tlmra the great I Am, Nut tnerrly say It, fairly about It, And fill the family with shame, A Self mad mao of self mad' fam a. I palacw. - dh It le f Him I said what you'd call a clam; I don't know what to do about All I Inter-Jutl.io- Women MALLOCH Never Admits It The average man Is one who wont admit that he Is average. Arkansas Gazette. his deep sea salvager, the child of EMIL KCLIK, Inventor, explaining at the Fourth International Patent brain, to Miss Esther Taffel, exposition In Grand Central palace. New York. The salvaging, undersea photography paratus Is suitable for deep-sepearl, coral and sponge fishing. queer-lookin- g a Keeps a Childs Heart The great man Is he who does not lose his childs heart. Mencius. Think It Over of a thousand and starts with a single step. ap- A Journey miles Fires More fires occur In winter than In summer, and there are more fires at night than In the day. Think It Over There Is no disgrace In being licked," but It Is a disgrace to stay licked. Emancipation AH of the unnecessary suffering the world could be eliminated by sanity, kindness and tolerance. In Where Women Trip Up The first step In keeping a secret is keeping secret the fact that yon have one. Boston Transcript Human minds ar like parachutes, says Lord Dewar, They only function when they are open. High Ideals However high we stand, the Meal Is still beyond us. American Magazine. In a Nutshell Experience la what you get when youre looking for something else. Correct Again Many a high hat covers a low brow. Pasadena Post. Nuggets of Wisdom Everything has Its beauty, but not every one can see It. , |