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LtTTLE know 'BOUT IT y " IT IS T T" CLEAR UP ME COMPLEXION i WOW COMPLEXiOM, VEZ WOUlPN'T BE IT WHQT'S KWoW BUT TH' MATTmER Ol WiT IT ? -- h ? rOl GiT tT "Ye I 60T WAkJ OF THlM "Is Tom conoelled?" "Very. lie even Imagines that be look well In hi bathing ulL" WILLING WILLIE IWFERiQRiTY but we hadn' been married a week before she declared that hanging was too good for ir t MO Provision of Constitution The Supreme Court of the United State i unique. It la the only Federal court of the country which ha it existence provided for in the Constiutioa. Other eourts were created by statute. Weary Say, lady, can I have one of your apple? Farmer's Wife Why. they won't be ripe for six week yet Weary Dat' all right I ain't In no hurry, I'll wait traveling salesman. "Times are different, answered Cactus Joe. "We've got some fine scenery, so we got polite and catered to the tourist trade Instead of getting word through Chicago about the line hideouts our hills would provide for hank robbers. OH, MERCY I Jniofferabls Mrs. Longwed Do you mean to say your husband never does anything to Justify a burst of tears or a Ot of hysterics? Mrs. Justwed No, Indeed. lie's kindness Itself, Mrs. I.ongv.ed Why, the mean thing I Brooklyn Eagle. rltoressoR YJ Petti BONES removal from ths village jail. STIRRED A FUROR to that mule Is perfectly shocking. Driver Yes, it seems to get a rise out of everybody exceptin the mule. Youre about the twentieth person w ho has objected to it. Close Tongue Florist Want to say it with flowers? About three dozen roses, say? Cyril How about six I dont want to say too much ! Cant Be Dona Conceited Actor People will gaze at my next picture with open mouths. Yes. It's pretty Always Belittlin hurd to boo with your mouth shut. El wri.Wy pri table clrra fH many knvi MliNMilr, MniUffi For free estafef gitlii full perllcoUr, rtrw ENROLL NOWi-L- midsro wi evicts, 111 EXCELCIS BEAUTY SCHOOL CHf Sail 8 W. Temple U Cicero Creat Orator Cicero was a great orator and a lifelong student. He maintained that an orator should possess almost universal knowledge. Bay InttraMRtoin 114 Goods aft lower prices for the superior quality mi mer1 ebsass thesa yeeda that ara chandise. reliable a ad dependable by ftesft. Toa bay at a reasonable prira wftia reality ysnslns yaa yet Inter meantala Made Goods. Try it and see. MRS. P. B. PETERSON, Levuo, Utah. IN THE VILLACS AMO HE IS MOV NONE OF THE HERS AT THS COVE DRINK MILK WHAT BUT I'LL WE CAN DO IT! rWELL, 30 VS UH, see A t?.VTAAA?S'sLlr Y TAKB ths flat Service Stations in Utah and Idaho C. AMD GO OVER AMD THE BORROW ONE OUTA DUTCHMAN'S C S " PASTURE W BRANDED AS A Fugitive FROM JUSTICE THE SCIENTIST WAS BORNE TO COTTOMMOUTW BV At 400 Utah Oil Refining By GEORGE STORM BOBBY THATCHE- R- The Fugitive Phlegmatic "Mewel" That' language you are using EXCELCIS BEAUTY SCHOOL THIS WEEK'S PRIZE STORY AIRMINDED Lady aalua. US mm City Management You Glisten, Anyway "So he said I was a polished gentleman, did he?" "Well, yes. It meant the same thing." Ah I What was the exact word?" "He said you were a slippery fellow. Pearson's Weekly. M oat "TBP. a lOU3T c ou once had some notoriously had men In Crimson Gulch," said the "What makes your wife so flighty of late?" "Don't you know? She's taken up aviation. pt at rf i au (ovrattf complexions, m "Well, not exactly, Tn what ,M w lala H. r. . brchU, wfcaa aa UnvtiaaoMBl hi "I told my wife she was a lemon for not wanting to come bathing." Wbat did she gay?" "Said she would rather be a lemon than a beech-nut" FOURS RIGHT! COVE Liqnor Producing Tree In Paraguay, the Guatoan Indians cultivate the Akurl palm tree, thought to be the only complete plant in existence. Its sap is made to drop into little cups in which it soon ferments into beverage. a liquor-produci- highly-intoxicati- the gangsters ;l MIlI AND IS HOW SUFFERING FROM FRtCHT AND SHOCK KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES flMi Legion of Honour of France The Legion of Honour, the only order of France, and one which in its highest grades ranks in estimation with the highest European orders, was instituted by Napolean-Bonaparton May 19, 1802, aa a general military and civil order of merit. One Way Of Telling Sergeant You should see our new recruits; one of them must have been a bookkeeper. Civilian Why so? Sergeant He Is always trying to put his bayonet behind his ear. BOOKKEEPING ' Kerchew! chief Our has Cannibal First hay fever. Second Ditto Howd he get that? First Ate a grass widow. . . . 19.87 LOS ANGELES (via Saa P neijeo) These are examples of our low one way fares to California, good in coaches and reclining chair cars on our fastest trains. Fares good in Pullman car are very low, too. Oh, Tom, am I as dear to you now as I was before we married? Southern Basilis For Further Information I didn't Can't say, exactly. See keep account of my expenses then. your local Railroad agent or write KNOWS HIS LINES D. R. Owen, General Agent 41 So. Main St, Salt Lake City Horse Range of Three-Toe- d The range of the extinct threetoed horse extended as far west as the Cascades. O ff Thats a bright looking office boy youve got Why, that boy has seen "Bright and he hasnt every double-heade-r given me the same excuse twice. pr wee b paid for ftb best article on Why you should oee Intermoantain Bade Goode Similar to above. Send yoar story in pros or verso to Iiuermoantain Products Column. P. O. Boi 1555 Salt Lake City. If yoor story appears this colamn yoo will eeive cheek fot (t iDtJ.UU Wetk No. 1438 W.N.U. Salt Uk. Cit |
