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Show CACHE AMERICAN, LOGAN. ITAII OUCH! FROCK THAT MAKES PARTICULAR APPEAL TO HOUSEKEEPERS Scraps of Hum6 A JU PATTERN lag Kor smart bouscheejMTt JL (Va IT PAID BEST ( 'Turn I horrid. When we wtr out tonight, I'ttlo bug flew right Into my mouth and I hed Min of whet that was s'gn." "What did ho aay It meant T Ttiat I ahould keep my mouth hut, , BATTER UP! this cap- tivating frock that Will give you a neat and attractive upsarance during your busy daytime hours. And as for making It there's Jut nothing difficult about It at alb The front ami back juke are econnmli ally cut In one, the semi belted waist-lin- e Is rend'ly adjusted, and of rourse, are lmllsensuhlit. A tub sa table cotton print wllli either self or contrasting ruffling would be nice The Instructor illustrated sewing ki-l- a The StluMil tva.her was glvlig her class a talk on the savings of the wise. .Now, heie is a wry good example of what I men ii." she s'lhb "'It is more blessed to give than to re--l reive,' " Teneher," ilad up Hills Bertie, "my father says he always stick to (bat motto In Ills business." How nolde of him!" said the teacher. Tin sure he must lie a very flue man. By the way, Bertie, shat la your father's profession?" Oh, he's a boxer," replied the boy proudly. All New Ball at the He Toil want to ae Savoy" again? You have seen It three times. Hie Yea, but not In this dress! Loudon I'ollte Humor. A Baseball pretty old mao, It'i Well, good to get bark to work gain, eh? IN SAME BOAT A I SHOULD pot Jf Know I o fOR A WEEK OR thins- - SELECTiOkI Do IS SPADe the"Or.oump so: Too ALWAYS CRiYiCilE MY PE SILLY. First the 1 PuT ThE GATVZ'l Them i i it the PIAuTiH'S- I Them-I- LL phlox, poppies, sweet peas, VEG-ETaB- Not Fair Why did Hello break the engagement? Edith He was no untrustworthy. She found he was engaged to four other girls and he bad only told her of two. ZINNIAS A CHANCE - WELL PLANT NASTURTIUMS WMAT-t.- cR CHOOSE PLANTING-- So NOYJ I'LL SWE YpiJ ALLOW YOU To VO Kszzr Op AND SE-EP- thimk ALL Ri3HT AND I CAN Dreamer What la a debtor, pa?" A man who owes money." And w hat s a creditor?" The ninn who thinks he's going to get It." Mabel Lost Prophets Fir it Roman (at a Christian mas- sacre) We've got a capacity crowd, hut still we're losing money. The upkeep on the lions must be pretty heavy. Second Roman Yes, sir. These lions sure do eat up the prophets. T am a man of few words." "Shekel I'm married, too." FINNEY OF THE FORCE T" 5HURE. AY Ol I T'lNK O'LL SLIP IN HERE AN1 GiT A C UF O' HOT CANT BREAK IN I JL CAWFEF I think two can live as cheaply as one, sir." You can't edge Into my family on that theory, young man. Im willing to keep on supporting my daughter, but you'll have to pay board." EOBBY His Luck Doesnt Slip Up MCE THATCHER-Tak- en 1 SuRE SUPPED By GEORGE STORM In Charge., COVE the GanC TOOK Dentist office BEG OF YOU1.. AND SUBSTITUTED A SCURRILOUS BUT, own composition FOR CHARGE FOR AND FIRST OFF WE'U s,RLr Letter op their - IN bein' youre BURGLAR SEARCH YOUR ROOM PUT OUT YOUR HANDS. RiFUEO THE Gentlemen This intrusion means IS UNAWARE THAT INTRUSION SURE. ILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS rjj he scientist ITS COURSE 1 , ON HiM lT OVEi CET BACK DOC ... THE LAWS COTTA TAKE UP AND COMING wOR, You OFFICER i THE professors T MESSAGE WHEN THEY RETRIEVED THE OlNOSAURS ALSO TOOTH-..THE- appropriated THE BANKNOTES THE SCIENTIST LEFT IN PAYMENT Heavens! to everything." Speaking Of Reducing. KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES Jean seems to be an sort of girl. She's up NOW WHAT DO YOU 5 KPwCr SUPPOSE THAT MAM ? ALL 1 ASKc3 Him do was Cto TH CORKER A KiJ) S T A LOAF OF REDUClWCr to BtteAD to ctvt- - th' grocer. Had time a TOlKj1 You SAP i Skj't V. THIJ reducing-brea- FikiDIkiO Th ' take it dack ' LIGTEkI, AKlGEL RACE He SMD THfVT WAS1 th very tseor REDUCING 1H HE TOLD ME THey REDUCED TH' SITE OF THIS LOAF KAYE FOUR. TIMES IN 51 MONTHS!' BRet); rrvTlTiT lesson will help you put the frock together step by step. Pattern 1025 Is available In size 11. Id, 18, 20, 32, 31, 30. 38, 40, 42 and l'es," answered Senator Sorghum, 44. Size 10 Likes 3'i yards 30 Inch 'Even If It doesn't huppen to be a fabric. It constiJoke, my good gives very Send FIFTEEN CENTS (15c) In tuents the assurance that I am anxor Btamps (coins preferred) for coins ious to do wliut I can to make them this pattern. Write plainly name, adhappy. dress and style number. BE SURE TO STATE SIZE. Mutual Precaution Address orders to Sewing Circle Her Father (belligerently) Young Pattern Department, 213 West Sevenman, ore your Intentions serious? teenth StrecL New York City. Her Lover (hesitatingly) Brooklyn Inlly Engle. HIS DUAL SELF Generous Gesture occasionally I note that you dulge In a Joke." In- Some Hollywood actors were discussing loneliness when one, a noted egomaniac, remarked: "I could stand being on a desert Island with the one I love. "Wouldnt you rather have some one with you?" quickly asked another of the party. Boston Transcript. Shifting the Blame Did you ever dodge any taxes? "No, sir," answered Mr. Dustin Stax. "I cant figure out my tax returns for myself and I can't help It If I happen to employ a special expert who has his own Ideas Much Worse Politician (angrily) Those newspapers tell abominable lies about me. Friend And yet they might do worse. Politician Do worse! What do you mean? Friend They might tell the truth. -Stray Stories. More Than One Specialty "But you wouldn't marry a man just because he Is a good dancer? "Oh, no; Jack Is clever at bridge, too. Married Now "When you were a candidate for my hand, you said I could spend all my winters In Europe." That was just a campaign promise. Judge for Yourtelf How Is Morton getting on with his young wife? "Well, a month after the wedding a belated telegram of congratulation arrived and they refused to tuke it The Whenever he sings the dog next door howls." The Instinct of Imitation, I suppose." SMATTER POP But Not Too Sweet Aoaated Newnaper By C. M. PAYNE In. Hit Masterpiece "Which of your works of fiction do you consider the best, Mr. "My last Income tax return. ON A ROUND TRIP Pullman Porter Beg pardon, sir, but the dollar you gave me last night had a hole In it Passenger So had the extra blanket you gave me last night fT) Th BH Sfmfrcate !nJ I |