Show A man eighty one years old committed suicide in maine lately because the selectmen would not repair the road leading up to his farm he probably Ln intended tended to mend his ways an am instance of faithful effort to follow copy occurred recently in a new york newspaper office it Is not easy ea sy to tell the story in print and part of it must bust be supplied by the readers imagination the reporter who wrote a very bold vertical hand band put it down that zigzag flashes of lightning played among the clouds and on an t the he proof it came out that flashes played mong among the clouds because it was too hot to live joseph moore committed suicide at monongahela city pa last week during the afternoon while hunting humting a cool place am round nd the house he became exasperated and told his wife it was too hot to live the next thing she heard of him was when his body was waa found banging to a tree in an orchard for a man klan who is suffering from heat suicide Is a something like jumping from the trying pan into the fire mr charles griswold traveling salesman lesman Ba living in brooklyn Is glad for the first time in his bis life that he be weighs over pounds he fell asleep on an the deck of a long island sound teamer steamer and rolled overboard he remained floating and treading water for it two hours and ten minutes before he was sighted and picked up by the city of norwich he attributes his bis wonderful escape from drowning to the ease with which his weight enabled him to floats float and he says he will never complain again about being a tat fat man john barry of new brunswick N J ws arrested recently on a charge ol of disturbing the peace by snoring martin albert the leader of a band and cornet player said his instrument was not in it with barrys snore albert told the court that barry snored aw away ay up in G then he diminuendo ed struck a cantabile movement took a crescendo neatly and caught his breath on the retard as it IL he had a small circular saw in his larynx when he got his second wind he began well down on the bass clef and burst forth with a line fine wagnerian finale that cracked the tha wall paper in the room above him the court was unable to see that albert had been seriously impaired by the md let him go to snore some more according to recent reports the cuban enthusiasts have removed the base of their filibustering operations from new york to boston thinking doubtless that things having got a little hot in the bigger city a new field will offer greater advantages for a hort chort time at least it is also said raid that the threat to completely wipe out havana with dynamite it if necessary Is sto ao empty bravado but the fixed determination mi nation of the cuban leaders in the field and in the meanwhile the talkative weyler spends the greater part of ills time sending dispatches to his home government announcing at what date he will have completed the anni hut tic of the rebels up to date howver ever th thy they y seem to take an awful lot of annihilating E 11 united states conill at Maxa maracaibo calbo reports to the state depar department ament that the government of venezuela has made contracts with william harper representing the philadelphia sd museums and american manufacturing association tor for the establishment lish ment of a permanent exhibition of american goods in caracas with their own bu building alding and other permanent exhibitions hibit ions in valencia ciudad bolivar emd maracaibo Mara calbo the purpose of the e exhibition X hibi tion is to give the venezuelans Venezuela ns an opportunity to formally inspect and compare our goods with those of the old world mr says bays that germany england and france overrun south america with commercial trav taing agents mostly energetic young men well versed in the spanish lan ian guage and the customs of south american people A commercial traveler tor for an american house is seldom seen in the country mr thinks the permanent exhibitions will help american trade without the great expense attending sending of agents to south america two men in englisbe ind having been blessed with an increase to their families have named their feg offspring abraham lincoln ulysses grant william mckinley and thomas Jeffer jefferson jeffersn mn andrew jackson james mon TW william jannings bryan now let some asame kansan ken irise in his raight and same came a daughter mary bwy ellen ehlen ninety 5 nine year bloomer bloamer lease lamm saw how that some soma one has set the exam i ie the me world may expect to witness naother era of bomb throwing and at tha holers arop 1 |