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Show The Roie and the Lily. In tha lone, lone ago, so they tell ma, Jen (Wuare, nobody knows), In a Thera grew a aweet, modest, white Illy wiilte And a homely GRATEFUL, HAPPY WOMEN HWWW1A.1 r. THANK . suffering: Miss Muriel Armitage, 36 Greenwood Ave., Detroit, Mich., District Organizer of the Royal Templars of in a recent letter, says : Temperance, ' I think that a woman naturally shrinks from making her troubles public, but restored health has meant so much to me that I feel for the sake of other suffering women it is my duty to tell what Peruna has done for me. X suffered for five years with uterine irregularities, which brought on hysteria and made me a physical wreck. I tried doctors from the different schools of medicine, but without Any perceptible change in my condition. In my despair I called on an old nurse, who advised me to try Peruna, and promised good results if I would persist and take it regI thought this was the least I ularly. could do and procured a bottle. I know as soon as I began taking it that it was affecting me differently from anything I had used before, and so X kept on taking it. I kept this up for six months, and steadily gained strength and health, and when I had used fifteen bottles I considered myself entirely cured. I am a grateful, happy woman Miss Muriel Armitage. Peruna cures catarrh of the pelvic organs with the same surety as it cures catarrh of the head. Peruna has become renowned as a positive cure for female ailments simply because the ailments are mostly due to catarrh. Catarrh is the cause of the trouble. Peruna cures the catarrh. The symptoms disappear, w Aa Observed. Say, began the man who observes things, did It ever occur to you" Did what ever occur to me? asked the party who never misses an opportunity to butt in. That diamonds and dudes represent the extremes of hardness and softness?" continued the originator of the trouble. The Reason. So you think justice should be represented with a rod and reel? Yes,. of course! The big fish most Puck. always gets away. The Early Bird. Mrs. Clubman Will you be home early. Jack? Mr. Clubman We-elyes; but dont wait breakfast for me. Brooklyn Life. l, OF COURSE. is Pelvic Before and After. Did you ever meet your Ideal woman? asked the cigar drummer. Yes; three long years ago, replied the sad eyed passenger. And Is she still your ideal?" queried the man with the sample case. Were "No, replied the other. married now. Perfectly Regular. In his letter of application he claimed to be a man of regular habits. Well? Well, the very first time I saw him he was drunk. Well, you never saw him sober, did you? naif-sic- COLLEGE ssi less." SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. FOR remarked Dag ScDoias CONDUCTED Y TH MARI3T FATHERS Classical, Commercial and Scion tlttc courses For further particulars apply to m.J.CCIM'i, S. I., Histrionic President. we our ctbes cant ptblishDISEASES IN PRIVA1E Hence we Because it would betray eouttdence have to proveour skill in this class of troubles In Another way. This is our plan: $12. & 3 SHOES $3. to Ton can save from mTol $5 yearly by wearing W. L. Dooglai $3.60 or $3 ihoe. They equal those that have been costing yon from 84 00 to 86.00. The immense gale of V. L. Douglas shoes proves their superiority over all other makes. Sold by retail shoe dealers everywhere. Look for name and price on bottom. $3 That Dongle nses Corona Colt proves (hero Is ! la Doaglas shoes. Corona Is the hiehest grade P.t.Leether ei.de. r ut Color E yrlets ued, Unwui rr --tttr Our $4 Qitt Edge Line cannot be equalled at any price. Shoes by mall, 25 rents extra. IHastrataA G DO Catalog free, W. I LAS. Brockton. Base. L BROMO- - & SELTZER CURES ALL Headaches 10 CENTS EVERYWHERR But I pat $15, response. na. o. w. shores. Pay When Cured Say, pa, said the boy of the future, I want an automobile. What? cried his father. "Wheres the laBt one I bought you? Hugh! Why that was three days ago. NOW. WE WANT TO c LRK YOU with the distinct understanding that wo will not demand a Fhh uutll we cure you This applies to Lost Manhood Organic Weakness bperraaiorrhoea, V Diseases of the Prostrate Gland I nnatural Losses, Contracted Disorders Stricture etc Contagious Blood Poison, and all WEAKNESSES Of men 9 a m. tot p. in.; Evening. OF'FICE HOURS 7 to 8, Sundays, 10 a m. to 12. COMO SOUTH ST. W. ALT LAKS CITY UTAH. Cheap Labor in Sicily. Machines are used In Sicily for extracting the oil from lemon peels. Each machine can deal with 8,000 lemons n day. One woman and one boy manage a machine, and their pay is 18 cents a day. Santa Cheap Passenger Rates Via Fe Route To Boston, Baltimore, Minneapolis, Detroit, Atlanta and other points. For particulars, address C. F. Warren, General Agent, A. T. & S. F. Ry., 411 Dooly Block, Salt Lake City, Utah. Nothing Striking. Eazle Tour manager pronounces It a very striking likeness. Champion Pugilist Not on your tintype. Wheres de chump wots gittln de punch? Philadelphia Ledger. Ask Your Dealer for Allen's Mrs. Wyatt Does your husband still like to play holding hands as , much as he did before you were married? Mrs. Oldwed Oh! yes; but theyre poker hands. Metaphorically Phrased. Dont you think your friend would stknd a better chance if he were to subside and be a dark horse?" said power of faxttno Toilet Antiseptic we will mail a large trial package with book of Instructions This is not absolutely free. but n large a tiny sample, to conpackage, enough vince anyone of its value. Women ell over the country are praising Haxtine for what In local treat.It bae done ment af female tile, during til Inflammation and dischargee, wonderful ae a cleansing vaginal douche, for sore throat, nasal catarrh, as a mouth wash and to remove tartar end whiten the teeth. Send today; a postal card It rests the feet. Cures Swollen, Sore, Hot, Callous, Adhing, Sweating feet and Ingrowing Nails. makes new or tight Allen's Foot-Eas- e Shoes easy. Sold by ail Druggists and shoe stores. 25c. Sample mailed FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted. Le Roy. N. Y. New Teeth at 104. A man of Italiap birth named Antonio Novorini, who has Just died at Serajevo, In Bosnia at the age of 105, only last year, being then 104, cut a new set of teeth.' The GtnimeTOWER5 POMMEL SLICKER will do. W SoldbyiriiffrlitaorMotpMtpsIdbyMi largo pox. Satisfaction guaranteaa THE R. PAXTON CO., Boston, Maas. Colombo! AvOe Oanta, Ill I YOUR CHANCE to ohtatn a ifllFQI here IS Aluminum LMUiLOi Comb, light as genuine cork, strong as iron, bright as silver, and will hot tarnish. Former price 11 60. To Introduce our goods we will mall sample for 22c. The Hayora Co., Box 1556, Salt Lake City, Dept. . Thompsons Eye Water Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. N, U.. Salt Lake N o. 37. 1903. Vhen Answering HAS MEN ADVERTISED AND SOLD FOR A quarter of a ONrua: LIKE ALL gLlUBH)(V aoiHiNa it i wide of the bet Mtcntk. m black orjtkm. full; gutnnteci and sold kjr reliable del era cvctjwbcrc. , STIC TO THE 5IGN OF THE FISH. Taw(amu!!t states. WHY, OF COU RSE NOT. n - S3B3SS8" THE KEELEY IHiTITUTE, MtT UKI CITY, WM. 234 V, la Tsl It Peanut Trust at Work, Four students of Norwich university, three of whom are working their way through college, during the last three months of the college year saved an even $30 each by deserting the fraterand living on peanity bashhouse nuts. Every one of the quartet Is In better health than when he started in on the strange diet. be, and the eyes of the faculty were opened to the fact when one day a young student offered the following blessing; "O Lord, give us strength to eat this meat! Stats or Onto, Citt or Torino, I I Lucas Co, sty. ( nxvir makes oth that he It tenter Btrtner atj the linn of K. J. Ciisskv ft Co., business in the t Itjr of Toledo, County and doing Mate eferessld. and thttitld rm will pty tlu-sin of OM5 HCMlfthlS 1)01.1, A US for etch end every cote of I atarrh that cannot be cured by tbe use of IlALt's Catasrh Curb. FRANK J. CHFVFy. sworn to before me tod subscribed la my prostate, this eih day of December, A. 1). less. Fhakx Does Mr. Stiggins call himself a connoisseur in music? asked the man who sneers. Certainly not. Such assumption on fils part Is out of the question. In the first place, he couldnt pronounce the word connoisseur. A. His Terms. Your enemies say that yon have been on friendly terms with that trust. libel, answered Senator The terms I exacted from that trust were entirely too friendly to be considered friendly. . Mrs. Collier Downe Bobby, I dont want you to ever let me catch yon smoking again. Bobby You wont, ma., if you'll Just whistle when you come around, so as to give me a chance to hide it. Only the Best. What wa8 the mean temperature here last month? asked the new arrival. We dont have any mean temperatures, replied the landlord of the It is always, good. summer hotel. Good Protection. I think It would be a The Groom good idea for us to wear automobile goggles when we reach the depot The Bride What for, George? The Groom Why to keep the shower of rise out of our eyes. Asked and Answered. What is your Idea of a good business man? asked the youth. One who Is capable of meeting and at his own beating a game, replied the sage. On Exhibition. When a girl has her first beau, said the unmarried cynic, she always keeps him lingering on the front steps longer than is necessary, so the neighbors may see him. It is base ' Indeed. IV. (JLHASON, Jfotarf Public, tiaira Catarrh Cora Is taken tnternany, od acts directly on the blood and muemie surfaces of tha system, bend for testimonials free. K J. ulit.Mtlf ft CO., Toledo, O. Sold by alt Druggists. 7tc Hell's Family fins are tbe beat. K,AL me. Ida Did he say you were worth your weight In gold? Ernie Better still! He said I was worth my weight In radium. His Mean Comparison. Old Gentleman Your singing, Miss Taylor, is like attar of roses Miss Taylor (with a gratified smile) Oh, you are too flattering. Old Gentleman (continuing) A little of it goes a long way. Cut, Anyhow. He Knew. Estelle Isnt that bathing suit of He didnt know a thing. RELIABLE ASSAYS. Mandes a dream? I wonder if the I have noticed." said the man with and SUvr ,JM M cut the pattern out of a newspaper? mental strabismus, that there are a BUvr, oopTJui ,?t ei, wall Adele No. I think she cut It out great many quacks that are outside Maple. rmspt ntarna w nw of a im postage stamp. the duck trust. Ogden Amy CO. , Mvaii.ooi. uhm PUTNAM FADELESS DYES color Silk, Wool and Cotton at one boiling. An Original Grace. A Certainty. Ernie Now . I am sure he loves Drunkenness Cured 1 At one of our theological seminaries It la the custom for the students to take their turn in asking a blessing before meals. At one time last term the meats had not been a$ tender as the students thought they ought to The Dangers of Travel. Grouchy Bachelor I heartily disapprove of taking children on railway joikneys and to large hotels. Doting Mother So do I. One meets so many rude people and sees so much selfishness at those places that one is always glad the little darlings arent there to pick up bad habits. Priceless, , To Cure a Cold in One tit amMUWUMJ g day. All Take Laxative Broino Quinine Tablete. Iruggista refund money if it fails to cure. 26a Foot-Eas- A powder to shake into your shoes. Cleansing Geographical. a limited divorce. What do mean by that? Oh, it is only good in twelve You say she has one politician. He couldnt" said the other. Tib's naturally so much of a kicker he wouldnt be content with any ther role than that of mule. Sorghum. I FREE TOTo WOMEN prove the healing and was the practical Gone. We cure you first and then ask a REASONABLE FLfe, when too are cured Vou cau depend upon our word thousands of patients have indorsed us. DRS. SHORES & SHORES, Specialists. W. L. DOUGLAS Foster-Mllbur- nOO-POCN- She Paid for Virtue. My dear, said a lady to a friend who was complaining of a servant, you cant expect all the virtues for Home Treatment Cure. Write for free symptom lint if von cannot calL Consultation Free. If yon suffer from any of the weaknesses or diseases caused by Ignorance diRMpailon or contagion YOU ARE iHK VERY FKttSUN WE WANT TO TALK TO. We have proven our skill In earing CHRONIC diseases by publishing the many voluntary testimonials from home people, giving names, pictures and addresses. Wisdom. weeks ago. Eggbert Ah! I see. Another case of sugar-cureham, as it were. CATARRH Deafness Nose and Throat Troubles EveandEar Diseases Bronchial and Long Troubles, Asthma Stomach. Liver aud Kidney Diseases Bladder Troubles Female Comof Women and Childplaints Chronic Diseases ren. Heart Disease. Nervous Diseases Chorea, (Ht Vitus Dauoe), Kickets Hpioal Trouble, Skin Diseases hciatica and Rheumatism. Diseases of the Bowels Files Fistula and Rectal Goitre Troubles (or bir neck). Blood Diseases, Tape Worm llay F'ever. Hysteria Epilepsy. Insomnia, etc , aud ail Nervous and Lbromo Diseases. Weak Men the Eggbert Are you still doing a stage stunt? De Ranter No, Ive cut it out I married the only daughter of a wealthy Southern sugar planter a few WE TBEfiT BHD CODE Da. A. J SHORES. Thats as old as the hills, observing person. Women have been using that brand of powder ever since Eve posed as a fashion leader. Pshaw! A DIFFERENCE. -- loaners ana Completely Restored to Health. Mrs. P. Brunzol, wife of Brunzet, stock dealer, residence v31Jl Grand And they both loved the amorous West Wind, Ave, Everett, Wash, ays: Bor fifJust why. I'm aura nobody knows teen years I suffered And tha Wind waa in love with tha lily That grew by tha homely white rose. with terrible pain in my back. I experiJn the night came tha amorous West mented Wind, with docI Confused by the dark, suppose; tors and medicines And tha kiss that was meant for the Illy Was pressed on tha Ups of the rose. but got little if an7 relief. I actually beAnd ever since then, so they tell me. a sweet garden grows, Wherever lieve the aching in There s a paleness of grief o'er tha Illy, in my back and And a bliuh on the face of the rose 8nn Francisco Bulletin. the gpolm through became worse. I did WHEN MAN STAYS AT HOME. not know wbat It was to enjoy a Tis Said That His Wife Soon Tires rest and night's of Hit Company. arose in the mornIt is surprising how soon x wife ing ieellng tired and tires of the company of a man a ho un ref res bed. M? Is too much at home. Men are wise suffering somet'mes was simply IndesIn getting away from their s cribable. Finally, I saw Doan's Kidcertain portion of each day. Among ney Pills advertised and got a box. their wives wil be found a very gen- After a few doses I to! cl my husband eral concensus of opinion to this ef- that I was feeling much better and fect. There will he found everywhere that the pills were doing we good. a disposition to pack off the men in When 1 finished that box I felt like a the morning, and to bid them keep out different woman, I didnt atop at that, of the way till toward evening, when though. I contluued the treatment It is assumed that they will probably until I had taken five boxes There have a little news of the busy world was no recurrence until a week ago, to bring borne, and when baby will when I began to feel miserable again. be sure to have said something excep- 1 bought another box and three days tionally brilliant and precocious. The treatment restored me to health. general events of the day will afford Loan's Kidney PIIIb act very effectivetopics of conversation more Interest- ly, very promptly, relieve the aching ing by far than if the whole household pains and all other annoying difficulhad been together from morn till ties. I have recommended them ti night. A very little inquiry, too, will will do so when opelicit the fact that men about home many people and all day are eminently apt to be fid- portunities present themselves. A FREE TRIAL of this great kidgety and grumpy and interfering-altoget-her medicine, which cured Mrs. Brun-ze- l, ney objectionable. In short. be mailed to any part of the will The Gentlewoman. United States on application. Address, Co., Buffalo, N, Y. For Women's Beauty. It is now conceded by many shrewd eale by all druggists, price 60 cents Jndges of the sex that womans beauty per box. Is most splendid and her Intellect is 8he Had the Floor. In full maturity at twenty-eigh- t years. A Chicago gentleman is being sued for divorce on the ground that he Mr. Winslow's Hoothing Myrnn.For children teething, softens the gumi, reduces la, never speaks to his wife. There is on flammalioD, alley pain, cure wind cutlo. IttcaliotU record somewhere the reply of another Cause of All the Trouble. gentleman In a similar case. He adA California professor whose study mitted that he had not spoken to his Is water has within a few days added wife since their marriage, but offered I didn't like to interrupt to marine biology several new forms an excuse: her. among the protozoa and coelentera one, the perldinium of the anlmai-culeMANY CHILDREN ARE SICKLY. which is said to give the Mother Grays Sweet Powders for Children, hue to the Red Sea, and- the used by Mother Gray, a nurse in Children' other the sapnytna, whose lridea-- , Home, New York, cure Summer Complaint. cence vies with the plumage of the Feverishness, Headache, Stomach Troubles, Teething Disorders and Destroy Worms. At peacock. Life is full of contradictions. It Is In all probability trying to avoid all Druggists', 25c. Sample mailed FREE. these monsters that causes the feud Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. in Kentucky and the vendetta here. Advertises for Immigrants. New York Telegram. During the fiscal year 1893 the C PI so Cure cannot be too fctghlv spoken of u nadtan government spent nearly $509,. a cough cure. J. W. OBaixx, 823 Third Ave., 000 in the United States in advert! a lng its lands and promoting emigraN., Minneapolis, Minn., Jan. 6, 1000 tion from this country, and, by Its own He Had Not. Probably figures, each homesteader cost it near Peter Dressier, an old Pennsylvania ly $10. This does not Include the enor politician, and long the coroner of mous sum spent by the railway comAllegheny county, had, among other panies for the same purpose. traita a peculiar fondness for free railD road passes, and never let an oppor- $1.00 IIIO STEEL UANGE OFFEK. tunity of securing one go by. On one If can use the best big steel occasion he was hearing the evidonce rangeyou made la tbe world, and are willing to have in a rather celebrated case when a It placed in your own home on three mouths' free trail, just cut this notice out and send to bssag, neatly-dressegentlemanly-appearinKokhi ck &Co Chicago, aud you will receive young njan was called to the witness free by return mall a big picture of the steel range and many other cooking and heating chair. Looking him over carefully, Blow 6 you will a) ho rorclve the most wonderthe coroner asked: "What's . your ful li 00 metre offer, an offer that places the best steel rautre or heating stove in the name? Whats home George Blank. of anv family such an offer that no family no matter what their circumstance your occupation?" Secretary of the In tbe land, he, or how email their income, need be Y. M. C. A. Turning to his clerk, the may without tbe best cooking or heating stove i coroner whispered: "Say, John, have we got any passes over that line? WAS TOO WELL TRAINED, roof-tree- herself ill enough to go to bed, but she is far from being able to do her work without the greatest exhaustion. This is a very Catarrh. common sight and is almost always due to Sold Again Gunner I saw a cane that could pelvic catarrh. It is worse than foolish for so many be converted into a chair. Always Half Sick are the Women women to suffer year after with a disease Thats nothing. I saw a Guyer that can be permanently cured. Who Have Pelvic Catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh permanently. It table that could be carried in the cures old chronic cases as well as a slight pocket Gunner You must be joking. Catarrh of any organ, if allowed to pro- attack, the only difference being in the whole affect the body. Catarrh length of time that it should take to effect What kind of a table was it? gress, will without nervousness is very rare, but pelvic a cure. catarrh and nervousness go hand in hand. If you do not derive prompt and satisfac- - Two Generations of Hornblowers. What is so distressing a sight as a poor tory results from the use of Peruna; write . Lawson It seems so Bobby Why do they call a boat she, papa? appropriate to nervous woman, suffering from at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statePapa (with a meaning glance at mamma) Because theyre all rigged up. lee around young Maquerelle tooting the many almost unbearable symptoms of ment of your case, and he will be pleased the his in automobile and country pelvic catarrh ? She does not consider to give you his valuable advice gratis. . blowing his horn. Rivals. Rather Antique. Dawson How so? Percy My papa owns a newspaper! At last, said the great inventor, Lawson Why, his father used to Jimmie Dats nuthin; I buy and I have succeeded in perfecting a powALL HALLOWS sell fish. sell sixty of em every day! der that is both smokeless and noise- Female Weakness YEARS rose. FOR THEIR AFTER YEARS OF RECOVERY SUFFERED FOR FIFTEEN I Had Good Reason for Get ting Rid of Dog. Tbe Irishman wanted to sell the dog, but the prospective buyer was suspicious, and finally decided not to buy. The man then told him why he Was so anxious to sell. "You see, he said, I bought the-doand thralned him meselt I got him so he'd bark all the toime If a person stepped Inside the gate, and thought I wag safe from burglars. Then me woife wanted me to thraln him to carry bundles and I did. If you put anything into his mouth the spalpeend keep it there till some one took It away. "Well, one night I woke up and heard some one in the next room, got up an' grabbed me gun. They were there, three of the blaygarda and. the dog. Didnt he bark? interrupted the man. . Sorra a bafk, he was too busy. Busy! What doing? "Carrying the lanthern for the burglars! Irishman i Longevity of Ministers. Statistics gathered by the Princeton theological seminary alumni association show that the average ministers life approaches tbe three score minand ten years mark. Of forty-on- e isters who have died during the past 8 year one had reached 96 years months, two had passed their 90th year, five their 80th , 14 their 70th and six their 60ih. . The youngest died at 29. The average of the forty-opwas And yet the proverb says 68 years. the good die young. e What Is Curiosity? There has been complaint, from tha beginning of history, that women are curious," says Success. What Is curiosity? It is the uneasy appetite of an mind. People fully educatA Discovery. and fully employed are not curiIt is not generally known that ed has inherited there were money lenders among the ous. Civilized woman the mental growth of man, and then Indians, remarked the professor, has had to confine that enlarged caBut were there? asked the student pacity to precisely the same field of Certainly; there were the Paw- activity which was sufficient fer a nees, you know. Detroit Free' Press squaw. Women have been accused for centuries of a tendency to gossip." A Mild Surmise. What is gossip? It Is small talk about That new comet discovered by the other people the discussion of perobservers of Marseilles has two tails. sonal affairs which are not our own. Saw it in the evening, didnt he?" The tendency to this vice is a reac"Of course. tion from the persistent presence of "Maybe it had on its dress coat our own affairs. Lifes Little Duties. The Beantown Way, It may be doubted if It is within Is It true, queried the Cincinnati the power of any one man. however Kiri, that your fathers cashier was great and powerful and gifted, to short in his accounts? change the current of the worlds Yes," replied her Boston lady affairs, but there Is scarcely anyone who will contend that civilization friend,, his financial computations were somewhat abbreviated. would not advance, the world become better, and life for all grow more beautiful. If each citizen would perThe Bridal Suggestion Seized. form the simple and apparent duty Edgar You wear pink all the which he can easily do. There is one time; I should like to see you In a sore way of reforming the world, and lace-lik- e white frock. that la for each to Contribute Ethel How awfully awfully sud- his mite. Kansasperson World. City den. Detroit Free Press. ill-fe- DOCTOR Quit Wrong Food SAID and Eat An Illinoisan who has Grape-Nut- s. been through Last Spring I was so bad with indlgestiod I could not digest even soft cooked eggs and doctor said I must eat predigested food and pr I changed for the scribed Grape-Nuts- . better before I had used one package eating it three times a day. on Grape-Nn- t My Improvement food was so wonderful that I concluded to use your food drink Postum in place of tea and to make a long story short I have not been without Grape-Nut- s and Postum since and my present health proves my doctor's I wisdom in prescribing Grape-Nuthave got strong as a horse and well and I owe it all to your delicious food Name given by Poe-tur-n and Postum. Co.. Battle Creek, Mich. In the making of Grape-Nut- s food all the Indigestible starches of the grain are transformed into Post Sugar. Is digestEvery particle of Grape-Nut- s ible in the weakest stomach. Physicians have never found a stomach too weak to digest and assimilat the mill says: It Look In each package for a copy ot the famous little book, The Road tax WsUvUle. . , j . |