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Show PROMINENT A One of COLLEGE THE FREE KIDNEY DOCTOR. It's MflU, . the people who doubt and become cured while they doubt who Erii Doan' l'ills the Indianas Useful Educators . Says : I peej Like'a New Han. i Aching back are eased. Hip, laek, and loin pain overcome. Swelling or the Umls and dropsy sign ranihU Thry correct urine with brkk dun sediment, high colored, pain m passing, dribbling, frequency, bed netting. Doan's Kidney Pill remove calculi and gravel. Relieve heart palpitation, ' Misunderstood. McQueery Youte not so attentive to Miss Roxley as I thought you would " A Startling . )eeple$Kietts, headache, nervousuess, dtultiegg. a ltl BTATt- Doan's Kidney PiUsT Wht Mich Biukoh, Doan a Kidney 1 tlla lilt ihe case, which oa an unjaual desire te urinate had to ret np flveorainuneaot anight. 1 i hink diabetes wna well under wav, the feet aud ankles swelled there waa an In. tense pain in the back, tho heat of which would feel like Putting one a hand up to a lamp chimney. J nave tie d the free tiiil aed two full bores of Doan a Tills with tha satisfaction of feeling that! ara cured. Thev are the remedy par excellence. B. F BaLLkjtn. 0 ClMYt. vow. ... - The ronton yon ran got this trial frro la bceauaa they cure Kidney Ilia aad will prove It to you. For frw trte box, mail tM, eonpoo to I Fot,r Sympathy. Tayuirsviux, Mibb. Uilburn fo nuff,a, N Y lr tiov, . everything for a weak Cecil (sentimentally) Percy is a little boy who makes pte 1. UuuflkMat, writ address ou Dont you tried back and got no relief uutil I si ip, plans to shirk his bath sometimes.. feel glocmy when the sky is overcast ued Doau Tills " be. . J. N. Lewis, But the other evening he came in with gray, when the rhythmic ram t Hunter No. You see er she told from play, tired and sticky, sounds a dirge upon the roof, and the me she didn't go in for social pleas"Do I get a bath Mat he landscapes beauties are hid by the The Hotel Surgeon. "Scratch Match. ures Biiye her father had failed. asked. . weeping mist? The hotel Burgeon is a necessity to For a year the use of phosphorus old Poor man! is He McQueery Hazel (sweetly) Yea, answered his mother. Yes, its dreadfulto a house and the the guests. matches has been prohibited in Sweluxury ' failing dreadfully. Quite a physical the ly annoying. It does make ones hair Each house of any Importance keeps Well, he sa'd. cheerfully, den. The new law has resulted in the wreck. Lord knows I need it., , come out of curl so. one of these medteal gentlemen. All invention of a match by the engineers Hunter Gee whizz! Is that what they pay him is the free use of an Landin and Jernander, which has teen she meant? office and a sleeping room. To pay for named the repsticken," or sc: itch THESE LETTERS FROM MOTHER. this he must look after the health of match. It will light against a wet sur' i Josh Overlooked Something. the help, which is no small 'job, as face. It Is said to be less poisonous I guess Josh must be walkin in his there are from 500 to 800 men and than a safety match. said Farmer Corntcssel as he sleep, women on the pay roll. His free paheld a letter up to the lamp for closer tients will average twenty per day. Cheap Passenger Rates Via "Santa scrutiny. The guest of the house ig the one Fe Route What makes you think so? A than or who pays the freight. In this letter he says I must close, To Baltimore, Minneapolis, Boston, who is taken III doesnt stop as It is almost 10 oclock and time for points. For The Detroit, Atlanta and other to ask what the cost will be. me to retire, but the stamp on the enaddress C. F. Warren, particulars, kouse surgeon lk sent for ImmediGeneral Agent, A. T. & S. F. Ry 411 velope shows that it was mailed about ately, he is there Instantly and he Dooly Block, Salt Lake City, Utah. a. m. calls as often as possible. When the Schwab aa a Diplomat patient is ready to move, he finds His Trouble. A man who has been an lntlmato the surgeons bill a part of that of "Literature may be a groat thing," the hotel. New York Letter. friend of Charles M. Schwab for many said the man, but if I The world wonders years says: hadn't been a man of letters I would To Cure a Cold In One day. Schwab is so strong with tha Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All why have had less trouble. steel folk. Perhaps there are a score IrugglBta refund muney if itfoilatocure.26a. Indeed? queried the casual acot men each ot whom would make quaintance. as good a president ot the steal Graves Famous of just Scotsmen. I wouldnt have been mixed Yes, trust as Charlie, but It is not aa a Dean The Heo where Sir cemetery, up in a breach of promise suit tor MacDonald was interred a short steel man pure and simple that he time ago, lies to the west of Edin- is in such request Schwsh's great Natural Deduction. burgh, a little to the south ot Queens-ferr- power lies In his ability to handle Chief Millikin That lady in red goroad. In It are the remains of men. He Is the ablest director of street is down the ing evidently a Scotsmen famous In different labor thal the world ever knew. The " many grass widow. Good sir, the great anatomist; vast army of steel workers trust him spheres Inspector Casey Why do you think implicitly. But for him there would Sir William Allan, the historical paintso? . , Lord Jeffrey, Lord Cockburn. be strike after strike. er; Chief Millikin Every time she goes "Christopher North, Playfair, and near a horse it tries to bite her. Mu, Window's M nothin syrup.' others. For children teething, soften, the gum., reduce, tw Request ssps-ret- and-ho- t. , Mr. John W. Meng, 54 Jefferson Ave., Indianapolis, InL, State Representative of Indianapolis Business College, writek : ' I Irmly believe that 1 owe my flue health to Peruna. Constant travel and change ot food and water wrought havoc with my stomach, and tor month 9 f suffered with Indigestion and catarrh ot the stomach, felt that the only thing to do was to give up my occupation which f felt very reluctant to do. Seeing an ad. of Peruna aa a specific for catarrh I decided to give Ita trial, and used it faithfully for six weeks, when I found that my troubles: bad all disappeared - and I seemed like a new man. I have a bottle ot Peruna In my grip all the time, And occasionally take a few doses which keeps mein excellent health. ' John W. Meng. 1 ; - y His Guess. common phases of summer recommending it to thoe who need a good Where were they married? THE most are tonic is excellent. As a it In the catarrh of the stomach remedy. I ain't Jest sure, answered the and bowels. Peruna is a specific for short time I have used it it has done me a small boy, cause they left me home, Willis Brewer. great deal of good. summer catarrh. ' Horn Willis Brewer, but I guess It was In the steeple. ' Representative in If you do pot derive prompt and satisfacfollow"In the steeple? from writes the Alabama, Congress tory results from the, nse of Ferupa, writs Mr. Newwed Any news in your mothers letter? heard em say It was a Well, ing letter to Dr. Hartman : at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full stateHouse of Representatives, Mrs. Ndwwed I dont know. I havent come to the postscript yet. wedding. of your case and he will be pleased to ment Washington, D. C. valuable advice gratis. his you give : The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, O. IN NEW JERSEY. Address Dr' Hartman, President of The Just Like a Woman. Gentlemen "I have ttsed one bottle' of The sagacious wife watches her Peruna for lassitude, and I take pleasure in Hartmananitariujn, Columbus, Ohio.- husband's angry efforts to find the collar button that has rolled beneath the bureau. should think, she says, "that IMP 11 KIWDS OP SCHOOL MODS, you would have two collar buttons. You should! he snorts, reaching CorrMpondftDca solicited from Church sad School Boards. Wo under the bureau for the fiftieth time pay for information, recording sew John. Salesmen wanted on ' Trust. commission. Wo not In tho ot salary or and rasping his hand along the floqr. . 'It takes a woman to figure out some way to double a mans troubles! high-churc- h Church and School Seating r. 0. evans co.. Chicago; WE TBEflT BID ;I ill CORE He Looked It ,T dont see how you got my name among those present, said the homely bore, feigning displeasure. I suppose our reporter saw yon about it, began the editor. "No, sir! the other shouted, dancHe did not see me. My ing about. names Simeon Mann, and "Oh. he must have seen you, because be baa had It spelled Simian In his copy. CATARRH Deafness. Nose and Throat Troubles. Rye and Bar Diseases. Bronchial and Luog Troubles. Asthma Stomach, Liver and Kidney Female ComBladder Troubles Diseases Diseases of Women tnd Chi plaints. Chronic Heart Disease, Nervous Diseases. Chorea, (8t. Vitus' Dance). Hlokets, Spinal Trouble Skin Diseases Sciatica and Rheumatism. Diseases of the Bowels. Piles Fistula and Rectal Troubles, Goitre (or big neck). Blood Diseases, Fever, Hysteria. Epilepsy, Tape Worm. Hay Insomnia, etc., and all Nervous and Chronio Diseases DB. T. A. I. BHOKES. Treatment Cures. Write for free you cannot caJL Consultation Free. ' Home list if symptom - Men Weak sny of the weaknesses or dl-- ? from teases caused by Ignorance, dissipation or eontag- Mon YOU ARB THE VERY PERSON WE WANT a TO TALK TO. We have proven our skill In earing CHRONICls 1 diseases by publishing the many voluntary from hokne people, giving names, pictures 'land addresses. if you suffer r iI. i WB CAN'T PUBLISH OUR CUBES IN PRIVATE DISEASES DU. G. W. BHOBVS. Pay When Cured i In for a Long, Dry Miss De Style By the It Is very awkward, but I your name. Russian Count Vould We cure you first and then ask a REASONABLE FEE when you are cured. You can depend Upon our word thousands of patients have Indorsed us. NOW, WE WANT TO CL RE YOU with the disa tinct understanding that we will not demand FEE until we cure you. This applies to Lost Man- e. hood. Organ, c Weakness. Spermatorrhoea, Diseases of the Prostrate Gland, Unnatural Losses, Contracted Disorders. Stricture, etc. Contagious Blood Poison, and all WEAKNESSES of Hence we t Because it would skill betray confidence.of troubles OFFICE HOCR8: fie m. to in in this elans f Nave to prove Qnr 7 to 8; Sunday, Ml a. m. to 12. another way. This is our plan: w 4 hear it? p.m.; Evening!. kko-sbtze- THE you. TO BE SURE. I ' CASHi Most certainly. Den, if you haf ten minutes to spare, sit down and I vlll tell it to Bobby (aged 4, in his crib) Oh, Marthy, I can hear the angels sing. Martha (his colored nurse) Dem aint angels; dems mosquitoes. Bound to Have One. , , "I suppose, said young Mr. Kallow, "that you always retouch all photoConstant Reminder Too Much for Im- graphs before you finish them. Man. pecunious Young Oh, yes, replied the photographer, The clever feminine manager of a "your photographs will please you. laundry on Greenwich avenue Is tell- Im sure. Well-er- , ing with great glee of the methods dont be afraid to darken she pursued In order to Induce an im- the mustache a little. Philadelphia Minort to pay up i Press. pecunious, customer, r account. . She trained her employes to chant In unlaon, every Babys Comment time the young man hove in sight, .a Jinks an his wife went to court to ttCfll little ditty, commencing We ars get a divorce. headaches. Th washing and waiting for thee! "What was the trouble? third time they raised their voices In Couldnt agree on a name for the and down said, $3 he the song planked baby. tell For heavens sake, feverishly, "An what did the baby do bout It? em to shut upPfyNew York Times. Oh, he jest sot up in court an i Ianghed at the two of em. Do Vour. Feet Ache and Burnt Foot-EasShake into your shoes, Allens A Good Remedy. a powder for the feet. It makes "I hear, said the boss, "that youve Cures tight or New Shoes feel Easy. Corns been kicking because you've got sb Swollen, Hot, Sweating Feet, and Bunions. At all Druggists and much to do." "Well er yes," replied the clerk, Shoe Stores. 25c. Sample sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, LeRoy, N. Y. 1 did think Well, well have to give you so AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE. much more to do that you wont have to kick. How Crusty Bachelor Broke Up time Monotonous Conversation, Nearly. The young matron whp. never "Were you ever wrecked. Commoand table the children ,tq brought her dore? carried orthe old maid who always Not quite. But I had to compro' anges to her room were discussing mise a suit once. the difficulties of housekeeping. The bachelor who sat at the foot of the Not Quick Enough. table-was- " making faces over the oatDe Soake Gee, but Im glad that meal and trying to read the paper, not a cat! , Well, you know Id rather keep Im De.Tanke Why? house, said the young matron, f'but De Soake Because they have to lap John says ft iB such a bother for me, and yois know he is away half of the up everything they drink with their I know, said the old maid, tongue a lick at a time. time. but I think it would be so hard to The Best Thing. a hotpl. ;Not If raise children.-JaWhat do you mean by kissing me, you use the1 elevator, remarked the bachelor. And then the conversation Herr Frisch? ' took a shift. "My aunt told me to. She told me to come and help myself to the best .. French Plan Costly Tunnel. Jn the kitchen. A work to cost some $6,000,000 will thing I could find probably in the near future be begun Pas Experience. on fie Seine. It ts to be a tunnel under the river, either at Tancarville or Little Willie Wbats an option, Quillebeuf. Between Rouen and the pa? sea there Is no crossing of the seine Pa An option, my son, is the privexcept, by boat, a condition that for ilege of buying stock that goes down When Answering Advertisements many years has caused great incon- If you buy or of selling stock that goes venience and retarded commercial up if you sell. Mention This Paper. Kindly growth. . Moreover, Havre is connect N. U., Salt Lake-N- o. 27. 1903, ed with the rest of France by only one Making Sure of Her Place, railroad line. The projected tunnel "Do you ever have any difficulty in and wilt connect it with your cook keep her place? making o rest France, giving with the hence CURES WHERE ILL ELSE Mltl No, indeed; she began to run the one Havre Cough Bjrup. Tune Good, us from lines two diverging A house from the minute she came Into to the right'and one to the left of the It, and, shes never stopped. Seiner-Consu-lar 80NG BROUGHT you like to s .VV.Tv.V;.-- , DRS. , SHORES & SHORES. Specialists. 8pell. way, Count, do not know g Him VippfBRIM ' . Sold Everywhw. aaBszsHnaazazc isiaSaazEci , She The put on lots of airs, but I would be willing to wager that they know who their .grandparents were. He They know, but they hope no one else does. dont breacb-of-promis- - Pont-Audem- report Feminine Collector the Most Enten prising of the Tribe. The feminine autograph fiend now turns her attention to special collections. The matinee girl cherishes a taste for the signatures of dramatic stars only, while the book club girl patiently stalks the autographs ot none but authors, and the golf girl gathers up the precious pen strokes ol the long shot, putting and tournament champions. The daughter of one ol our ambassadors has all but completed a unique and valuable collection ol autographs of the crowned heads ol the world. The signatures of seven African kings, the Czar of Russia and even the Sultan of Sulu are counted among her authentic autographs of living sovereigns. Fur Garments to Be Higher.' The fur auctions held in London every spring determine the price ot fur garments tor the following winter season. A report of the sales published In a trade journal indicates that sealskin furs will be more expensive than last winter, but ermine and silver fox will be 50 per cent higher, and mink, otter, beaver and bear will also increase In price. Alaska sable has gone up. It will be news to most people to learn that the harmless, necessary cat also lends his skin to keep the cold out. At all events domestic cat is quoted as being 25 per cent higher In price than at the last spring auction. Electricity in the Human Body. The path traversed by a heavy cur rent of electricity in passing through the body Is a matter of great importance. The most dangerous is from one hand to the other, because the resistance of the path is low and because the current passes near the heart Hence It Is a good rule, in handling live conductors, to use but one hand An Important rule to observe In rescuing a person in contact with a live wire, and when it is Impossible to cut off the current, is to push the victim off with one foot Even should the current pass from' one foot to the other through the rescuer the resistance ot the path is considerable, and aa the current does not pass near the heart serious injury is not likely to "esulL SURE NOW PAINfAHGUISH IANGELTHOU: ftimmalloB.snar.pelii.care.wlndcollo. ttoebotUe. THE FAD FOR AUTOGRAPHS. The Architects J,ob. There Are Others. . Ascum How are plans for your Southern That fellow Homer renew h.ouse coming along? minds me of a horse. . Subhubs Nixon Come on with the answer. Splendidly.. My wife has finally laid out all the closets she Southern You can lead him to wants and now ail the architect has to drink, but you cant make him take do is to build the house around them. water. Cincinnati Enquirer. Cold Beauty. Towne What a haughty creature she is! She has rather a foreign look, hasnt she? Bowne Yes, but Im sure shes frOra Boston. Her name la EiBberg. ( Room for a Few More. This country doesnt need an elastic; currency half as much as it dees soinething else. What's that, uncle? A stretchable street car. Cievfr land Plain Dealer. Ida In If They'd Only Heed. Miss Ruskin is disappointed her sweetheart" May Well, it is better to be dls appointed in a sweetheart than It is to be disappointed in a husband. Business Before Pleasure. Sure. Murphy was wrong an he knowed be was wrong, an he owned up lolke a little man." Did he, now? YIs, but he licked the other maw first Puck. Had Her Caged. For Her Own Relief. Mrs. Subhubs Im going to let BridWhy do you have Iron bars in front of your kitchen windows and get off for a couple of weeks. doors? . , Mr. Suhbubs What! Why, she's Shemstef To jirevpntthe escape of not entitled to a vacation. Bear son's Weekly.' Mrs. Subbubs No, but I am. the cook Betzer ; i: . V - i1 . f 1. k The Truth About Coffee. It must he regarded as a convincing test when a family .of 7 has used Postum for 5 years, regaining health and keeping healthy and strong on this food drink. This family lives In Millville, Mass, and the lady of the household says; For eight years my stomach troubled me all the time. I was very nervous and Irritable and no medicine helped me. I had about given up hope until 5 years ago next month I read an article about Postum Cereal Coffee that convinced me that coffee was the cause ot all my troubles. I made the Postum carefully and liked it so much that I drank it in preference to coffee but, without much faith that it would help me. At the end of a month, however, I was surprised to find such a change in my condition. I was stronger in every way, less nervous and at the end of 6 months I had recovered my strength so completely that I was able to do ail of my own housework. Because of the good Postum did us I knew that what you claimed for Grape-Nutmust be true and we have ail used that delicious food ever since it first appeared on the market. We have 7 in our family and I do the work for them all and I am sure that I owe my strength and health to the steady use of your fine cereal food and Postum (in place of coffee). I have such great faith in Postnm that I have sent it to my relatives and I never lose a chance to speak well of It. Name furnished by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Ice cold Postnm with a dash of cooler for .lemon is a delightful warm days. ,, - Send for particulars by ms'll of extension of time on the $7 500.00 cooks contest for 733 money prizes. s The Flavor of Tobacco. Researches of Dr. Suchsland are said to have shown that the flavor of tobacco is produced by the action ot microbes during the curing process. This German scientist has found that the flavor of Virginia tobacco Is by a microbe peculiar to Virginia, and that the sweet savor ot Havana cigars Is the work of a patriotic Cuban bacillus. Taking bacteria from fermenting Havana leaf, he Introduced them Into a heap ot German tobacco, which thereupon assumed all the properties of genuine Havana. Inversely the German microbe leavened Cuban-growleaf Into the slmlltude ol tobacco grown in the fatherland. pro-duce- d n - Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken internally. Price, 75c. What the Marriage Wee Worth. A little group was discussing min rlage fees, when one ot them related the following story: A young couple called on a minister I knew, said he. and were married. When It was e over the husband said: I am sorry, but I have only $1 with me and we need that to get home with? Thats ail right, said the minister. You come around in one year and give me whatever the job seem worth to you. The groom said he would do It, and they went away. Did he ever show up? Yes, he came back in a year and insisted that the minister pay him $5. new-mad- Piaos Cure cannot be too highly apoken of aa e cough cure. J. W. OBbism, 82! Third Ave.. N., Mlnneapolla, Minn., Jan. t, 1000. The Value of Radium. Radium rays may prove of inestimable value in the control ot the various germ diseases, for Danjsz in Paris reports that they check the development of the anthrax bacillus. FORwora Much That Every Woman Desires to Know About Sanative Antisep- tic Cleansing JUd about the Care of the Skin, Scalp, Hair and Hands, Too much stress cannot be placed on the great valae of Cuticara Soap, Olnt ment and Resolvent In the antiseptio cleansing of the mucous surf aces and of the blood and circulating fluids, thud affording pure, sweet and economical local and constitutional treatment for weakening ulcerations, Inflammations, ltchlngs, irritations, relaxations, displacements, pains and inegularitics peculiar to females. Hence the Cutl-cu- ra remedies have a wonderful influence in restoring health, strength and beauty to weary women, who have been prematurely aged and invalided by these disti casing ailments, as well as such sympathetic afflictions as ameinia, chlorosis, hysteria, nervousness and debility. Women from the very first hare fully appreciated the purity end sweetness, the power to afford immediate relief, the certainty of speedy and permanent cure, the absolute safety and great economy which have made the Cuticura remedies the standard skin cares and hnmonrrelnedies of the civilized world. Millions of the women use Cuticura Soap, assisted by Cuticura Ointment, for preserving, purifying and beautifying the skiu, for cleansing the scalp of crusts, scales and dandruff, and the stopping of failing hair, for softening, whitening and soothing red, rough and sore hands, for annoying Irritations, and ulcerative weaknesses, and for many sanative, antiseptic purposes Which readily suggest themselves, as well as for all the purposes of the toilet, bath and nursery. Sold Ummxhottt thevsrid- - Cnttro?l UmoN-tVS.Om form of Chocolate ( PUla, cjc. per visl of 0B), 6oen. 8v DrpoUt Looting iff ChtrteiW t Pans, 6 Rtte la 7 Hoktnn, Columbrtt iq jLim, Iwtfr lrn(f u I. hem. 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