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Show CHINAMAN AT BOGUS COIN EASE. ; takes his pleasure MFiED k in aner. Tins Simple Enjoyments Satisfy Him and e L't',c-t Decorum Is Always Western Holiday Makers YOUNG voman appealed in ha1 Mmot vtOnl tntolttei Dtttiiair 14 lit f (unit fiorn an I H,m. taxi soum , Mis. Enuiiu Hi nlehiider, of No. 1SJ3 Joy tieer, r.nihngloii, low a, vv hose lsun oiiilov nof the Hand Lumlnj Co , !t lis u si ii v if !.(,. ,Uo si. Ill ling: F r about five ats, s' o savs, I iiaduliost of pny mi al llKlh a k pt mean iiivaad ami p izU d the c'kIois. Some if tile'll thought I v as going into At tunes I was so vvtak that eon hi not comb my li ut or iven wash n y face Then ixcuuiatmg jams ran suddenly lip my thigh mid I lmd to lie uirrud to In d in mv agonv. I could no longer do mv vvoik ami tlui diam upon my liimliaml s put so was v t r I iravtd food but w bat I heavy ato only g ive me discomf it. Mv livei was torpid, and often I lmd t jImj imritsl to tlm door for air to save mo flom suf forming. The worst w as the pain w hicli seemed ns if my thigh w ei e being pushed out of my body The best Lk tins could do was to deaden it by liareoiies Quce they thought X could not live for more ibaii twodavs. lo one of mv vvoist attacks, a friend said : Whv dont you try Dr Williams lnik Pills Tiny aie the only thing that evei hclid my lheuma -- Vmh the m mu Ni the Ch nan .in cm.,, on,..,, wcj umi.uit m p lv lrt v 1' aiii m hs na'ivo n'k( im ii, tin- - Shanghai Times o ri nut te sum caiumg the cage injinip., the f norite singing bird to tH imvo cdins or other tree-elsi,i rut spit ami i Zoning in content llgtne ustisj to the jovous greet-mgn e c rh his cage wi 7 ' . , . a V: i I '"y ,r : : ! ,..-- s $0 ' t con mg glory of i a- . . .c- triend pours he dav s sum - In godin beams become It in P rt t res to his dotniu'e, whetlfr to ib r or sleep 't s hard to II in am so he is wise, for has le lot taip'u the beauty of the ' am'i t art of a summers day the to Im-t- - -- ' 1 -- A prominent Southern lady, Mrs. mi Blanchard, of Nashville, Tenn., tells how she was cured of backache, dizziness, painful and .irregular periods by the use of Lydia S J nie ai kl10" g'nw has fall n ilian in t e wist the Chinamin mir- - foith to In- - diversion lo stand im himis mi waving tail on the curb 'I i i' "i i hi tin s watch eg tl i i r c ssioh i t vi icul ir and ptde-t- r an " iUUUOj bix bottles brought me health, and was worth more than months under the doctor s care, which really did not benefit me at all. I am satisfied there is no medicine so good for sick women as your Vegetable Compound, and I advocate it to my lady friends in need of medical Mas. B. A. Blanchard, All Broad 1st., Isaslnille, Tenn. help. When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstruation, weakness, leucorrhnea, displacement or ulceration of the womb, that bearing-dowfeeling, inflammation of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or flatulence), general debility, indigestion, and nervous prostration. or are beet with such symptoms as dizziness, faintness, las situde, excitability, irritability, nervousness, n and melancholy, " feelings, blues and , hopelessness, they should remember there is one tried and true remedy. I.jdia E. PiiikhamS Vegetable Compound at once removes such troubles. Refuse to buy any other medicine, for you need the best. V- -' jrs e A Set ere Case of 'Womb Trouble Cured in Philadelphia. Dear Mrs. Pinkham: I have been cured of severe female troubles by Y- J A the use of Lydia E. Plnkhamg Vegetable Compound. I was nearly ready to give up, but seeing JJ advertisement I purchased one bottle 4 your IV Jill of your medicine, and it did me so much good that I purchased another, and the result was so satisfactory that 1 bought six more bottles, and am now feeling like a new woman. I shall never be without it. I hope that my testimonial will convince women that your Vegetable Compound is the greatest medicine in the world for falling of the womb or any other female complaints. Mrs. Mai Cody, 2660 Birch St, Philadelphia, Pa. Remember, every woman is cordially invited to write to Mrs, Pinkham if there is anything about her symptoms she does nol Understand. Her address is Lynn, Mass., her adv ice is free and Cheerfully given to every ailing w oman w ho asks for it. Rare Zanzibar Apples. fruits, Zanzibar apples are perhaps the rarest. Dozens ot trees together will only bear a few, and the time of picking them bas to be carefully selected. They must be gathered just a month before they ripen, otherwise they will very quickly spoil. These apples have reached the enormous price of $100 each. They are not large, probably containing abeut ten bites, at $10 a bite. Of all FOR SALE. Agriculture in Russia. Agricultuie is so neglected in Russia that the average yield of wheat an acre is little more than one fifth the average yield from English soil. TEA We choose to sell tea; and it goes from Alaska to Mexico. Its suns-t- ii" s ,iin n't ncr navois hoe nth show 1 e I1' can ohta da'v n ro ti'in 1 I took lus advice After U'ln? one box I felt iMdtir, ami I ism tinned lo vise the lulls for time or four months with shadv improvement until I was well. foul jvuisl have Im in al lo to do all my houwhold woik, and no loquel have to take modii mo for any serious tumble. I gave one b i of Dr. Williams Pmk Puis to a Hum im crutches beemsse (if iheumutiMn and udvisid my mmket woman to buy a b iX when she was complaining of the sumo tumble. I linn d that lie was soon nblo to thiovv his irutilns away, and she told me sin hud got l id of the rheumatism bv tho use of one box and could not thank mo too much. Testimony multiplies ns to tho magDr.WiHiams nificent cuiotivo povvei-suTiuk Pills for Pale Pioplo in cases of rheumatism, neuralgia, nervous headache, palpitation of tho lie.ut and all forms of weakness in eitln r male or female They are sold by all diugglsts thiuughout the woild. In volunteer paiado numht rs proper t iii.ii to tie nictuqoi s in. ria ci'U out ov a royal pageant Huts m dpnilit cmitemi lativ me i ill ( - tl e t h nan an (list liv hi idiosv ncrasv of ph astire taking, Again the native of younger blood, lmbm d with a tinge ot foiugn taste, niches maiih thiough the streets on the winning whetl or duves luxiiii-os - reclining in Ins smartly appointed cirnage, bthind the fastest tiot-tmjionv, bteeied by a reckless native Jehu, which his means are ablr Kick the Bucket. to procure The visitor to the various The ancient method of execution public re'orts of the Chinese in the was when a bucket by hanging settlements will Invariably gain an inkicked from underneath the culprit, teresting insight into the Chinaman and left him suspended, gave rise to and his pleisiue taking, and one strikunnoticed the expression, Kick the bucket," cannot feature pass ing which means to die. office boy merchant, Whether coolie, or mandarin m public, the Chinaman $100 Reward, $100. at play is invariably respectable One The TAder of thlp paper will he pleased to learn hears much of the native immorality, that there la at leoat ue droadet) dW ae that at lence been able to (.tire In all lx triage and that I but aecomm, when In the public eye, ban Hall'll Catarrh Cure la the only punitive Catarrh charnow known to the inedUal fraternity I atarrh cure moral "behavior, and absolutely be lug a t'tU'UtuUonal dlLe require a couaiitu rake among acterizes even the biggest tb nal treatment Hal! a itarrh L me Is taken In teruallv at Uujx dire ily up n tbe blood and mucous the Chinamen of our settlements. aurfaies of the, ftyeiem, ibeatby. jicair ylng the usuallfimidation f the dlaeae and thing the patient Drunkenness Is a vice which is etreu th building up the eont uut Ion and aUt by y lcpt wtlnn doors, as are all other log nature In d dux Ha work The proprietor" have so nan h faith iu Ua tural ve powers that they offer Quarreling reprehensible practices One ilun ired Dollars for nnv eaee that it tall U cure Vnd tur1ltof tetlmon1ala, is almost an unknown thing in pubF & CO., Toledo, 0. .) (,UFM Addn division lic resorts, end the customary Bold bv all Druggist I've. Take Halts fraiutly Pill for constipation. of the sexes necessitates that the gal lantries of the masher shall be disWhat One Kioker Can" Dot played in pi iv ate only. Never docs One coyotte will hang around a the one witness anv thing approaching camp at night and create the Impres college student of Europe on the ram sion that a pack of at least twenty page, or Arry and 'Arnet on a bank his takes big wolves are looking for a chance Chinaman The tear 'oliday w ith to eat the campers But Investigation pleasure as he takes his business, a calm, calculating philosophy, which will reveal that the single coyote is lean and hungry and cowardly, and constitutes one of his greatest variahe does net weigh over fifteen tions from the habit of mind of the that Likewise one kicker In a sure not pounds are We vivac'oi's Furopean town will create the impression that not is supremethat the idiosyncrasy there Is much indignation against ly praiseworthy every respectable citizen and measGlobe ure Atchison K A Love Song. winKabo Corsets Get Grand Prize. Wo sit together in our souls high dow dearest Louis. Oct. 16 It has been anThat looks upon the street of human St lift1 nounced that Kabo Corsets, made by onr happv home, without, the Within world thou feare-- t the Kabo Corset Co., Chicago, have anWithin our peace, without, mans been given the Grand Prize and highgry strife. est award by the board of judges at look eyes how strange nut Look Purchase Exposition Louisiana the here upon us How poor the think our dwelling and bo cheap, ana American Sailor Loses Uniform. our godlike Jo They dr'im not of An American mac, we that of fields blessing The ri h, ripe ashore at Gravesend, near London, reap awoke the other morning to find himNav close the curtain, it is wrong my self attired in the uniiorm of a BritThat ihev should see the loe they do ish soldier. No sooner had he wandered out Into the street than a picktheW purest, darling, and coir. Our loe et stopped him and told him to butGodPeverS trusted to our earth below. ton up his tunic or he would be taken to barracks. He sought refuge in Sit here mvU love, with all the world a police station, where it was dis hand in hand, nor dare to speai' covered that a deserter had changed Tis wronging God to share what He clothes with him while he slept. ev erv outcast of the human herd. fireside. So sit we by the souls sweet the kiss winds as light Thedavs go by Schillings Best is packed sweetest earth's all They Bet k through in a way to keep it good a and earth s rarest as A love so sweet, a love so rare, - v l i fi a i h in i n g The most ingenious bogus coin man I ever struck was a fellow who passed counterfeit money as coumerfiit," remarked the detective Pc never made any pretense that his stuff was go mine His game was to make a small purchase ill a store ten diimg a b in taviiient later tn tho day be would leappear at the place and i rod nee a fa tlv gied counterfeit half dollar which he would s'am down on the countt r will' a great show of 'Is this the bird of imiignatmt money you give in change to your cus turners be wimhl angnly demand "Tbe storekeeper would romenbei that tbe nan had bien in bef ire hut nine Umes out of ten he eouidii t he pos.tive about tl e chai ge he had given him. ami the bluff would work, tor of course, the cnmterfiit had not keen reieived there. That wis Just the foxy shover's scheme for work ing off his bogus coin In nearly every place where he marie a' purchase a good half dol'ar wnild he given for 11 the counterfeit 'The .scheme worked wil in a number of big cities, but we final'y land ed the chap with a lug bin ch of tho counterfeit coin on him. He gave us lots of trouble at flist, for you see we couldnt get evidence that he was jassing had money because his set etuo seemed to put that up to the storekeepers the Great Kidaey Remedy Will Do for YOU. Every Reader of this paper May Have a Sample Bottle Seat Free ly Mail. To Trove UNDER CLOAK OF RELIGION. Colored Lady Demolished Finery Belonging to Rival. An oil colored mammy, who had seived the mihtioss (f a Baltimore family many yean, wax tolling that ladys daughtei some of her own periu her younger sonal experiences Mammv was known as Aunty days Prior to the household and as Sis Prior to follow negroes on the plantation She had a small Grudge against one, Emeline Dorsey, a fellow servant, but hided lit r lime for The opt oitunltv came when revenge Emeline apt eared at meeting in a new Faster bonnet, and Six Prior, catching a glimpse of it, seated herself directly behind the wearer In the church Every time the speaker paused In his address. Sis Prior littered a fervent Amen1 I!y degrees she began to rock backward and foiward, and finally the spirit moved her to lay violent hands upon the finery adorning Emeline Dorsey s head. I just grabbed that hat off that deceitful nigger's head, she told her hearer, "and tramped it and tramped it, and all the girls yelled Emeline' Emeline' Look what she do to your bonnet!' And Emeline say, I guess I have to 'sense Sis Prior; she done got religion and dont know what shes doing; but, said this arch hypocrite, with a quiet chuckle, Sis Prior done knew mighty well what she was doing " what Swamp-Roo- t, Weak tut uali.ultliy kidneys lire res.i nixtble for more sickness anti Miilerliiff tlian any other disease, therefore, when through neglect or other causes, kidney trouble is permitted to continue, f ital results are sure to lVnl.nv. Yaar oilier org ms mij need attention lint jour kidneys most, because they do most and need attention first. If you are sick or feel badly, begin taking Dr. Kilmers tho great kidney, liver and bladder leniedy, because Snamp-Koo- t, us soon as jour kidneys begin to get better they vv.ll help ull the other organs to health. 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Rvv ot Divb Sib: WCOTrxas Sr , Mblwosi Miss lull, W04 I w ns in the Armv I hnd more or lens kidney tumble, and wltliin tbe p.i-.- t v ur It bei tine mo mi vere and conipluated that I u (Tried everything and wum muc b alarmed-m- v I mow Hlrength nnd powi r wax fast li o mg me wrote an advertisement of Swamp Rinit and I bgnn tbe umi of the asking tor adviie niediime and noted a dutded Inipimenant short time after t iking swamp Root onlv athankful to MOV I rouume'd Its ue and uiu strong In ordt r that 1 am enilelv tured and to bo very sure atioiit this, I had a doctor exam ine some of mv water to ,luv and he pronounced it ull right aim In splendid condition - purely vegeI know that vour .Swamp-Roo- t table and does not contain anv huimfnl drugs 1 hanking you tor mv coinplt le ncoverv and rciommeniiintf Swamp Hoot to all aultorerM X ury truly yours am, I 0. Ull IIARDSON. Swamp Root Is not reeommenrieil for . rr Mince WAS SCIENTIFIC. hwainp-ltoo- is pleasant to take, and t is for sale at drug stores the world over in bottles of two sizes and two prices fifty cents and one dollar. Remember Dr. Kilmer the name, bvvamp-RooSwamp-limiand the address, N. , on every bottle. everythmgbut it piouiptly cures kidney, EDITORIAL NOTE. In order to prove the wonderful merit of Swamp-Royou may have a s unplo bottle and a book of valuable Information, both Bent absolutely free by mail. The book contains many of the thousands upon thousands of testimonial letters received from men and women cured. The value anil Miecess of bwamp-lloo- t are so well know n that our readers are advised to send for a sample bottle In sending your address to Dr. Kilmer & ot HIS MIND liver and bladder troubles, the symptoms of vv hieh are obliged to puss your water frequently night ami day, smarting or irritation in pissing, briekdust or sediment iu the uuue, headache, hath, ii lu lame back, dizziness, poor digestion, sleeplessness, nervousness, heart disturbance due to bad kidney trouble, skin eruptlonsfrom bad blood, neuralgia, rheumatism, dialietea, bloating, irritability, wornout feeling, laek of ambition, loss of flesh, sallow complexion, or Brights disease. If your water, when allowed to remain nudistm lied in a glass or bottle for tiventy-fou- r hours, forms a sediment' or settling or lias a cloudy appearance.it is evidence that your kidneys and bladder ntted immediate attention. t, Bing-harnto- t, Y-- paper. The genuineness of this offer la guaranteed. COUPON. Please write or dll In tills coupon with KiltoPf & i1 untl tiiune umi spihl ini a Free Sample Bottle ef bwamp-Ko- your . will Ir More Dry Facts Appealed Urcat Kemcdy. tu kidney Than Beauty of Poetry. The late Judge Kirk Hawes of ChiName cago had literary rather than scienSt. end No .. tific tastes. He found scientific minds incompatible with his on many points City or Town He respected science, but at the same N. Y. to . sure be say State .. time he liked to relate an episode Co., Binghamton, Mention thle paper. offer in this illustrative of the scientific point of you read this generous of r the view that had an instruct! University of Chicago for its hero. I honor this instructor, Judge His original reHawkes would say BOUGHT AT TO MARKET WRICKS BY search among the carbohvdroids or I has wbicn the protozoids forget At given a new trend to chemistry. 8ALT LAKE CITY. UTAH WRITE FOR PARTICULARS the same time, though One night he dined with me, and after dinner we retired to my library to smoke. The talk turned to poetry. HALLS CANKER AND DIPHTHERIA REMEDY Had he ever read anything of Milton? I took down Ljcl-daNo, he never had. 9ALB BV ALL DftUQSISTS non THt MOUTH, throat, NEVER FAILS FOB and I read him that beautiful AND QkNCRAL BTOR1B. STOMACH AND BOWEL.... and sad poem from beginning to end. Salt Lake City, Utah. Neldsn-Judso- n When I had finished 1 looked up at Druj Co., General Agents. him, my face Bushed and my eyes suffused. Well I said. YOUR NAME and full particular oNINE My dear sir, said he what doe all this prove? COLD, SILVER, COPPER, LEAD, ZINC AND QUICKSILVER Maps Free. Companies, If you will send us your name and address. Mining COMMISSION CO., 32$ Olive Street, SL Lome, Me. A RBUCKLE-OOOD- E Characteristics of the Sikhs. Gen. Gordon, a British officer who ectlvo principle of the most virile animals with phosphorus, en has written a book on the Sikhs, the Goat Lymph Treatment al Home. The dorwed and used by the mit emlm ut pby1c1au. Positively Paralysis AkAhoINni aod ail cures lSeursFtbeula fmpoienry celebrated fighters of India, says that due to Brain aud bplual crd weakn?. buffiUeDt for three the signs by which you may know a huppiv limited weeks treatment "0RCHIT0R0 CO., Ltd., 161 Eaton St., Carlisle, Ind. Sikh are these- - He never cuts his Goat & Bull Lymph, Phosphorized. hair, but wears his beard looped up over his ears; he never smokes nor .WE.... touches tobacco, because that Is the privilege of the Mohammedan, but he is allowed to drink spirits and Is a great consumer of opium. Finally, he ours Phillips Brooks. must have about his person the five CATARRH and all curabla daaira long time; it is never loose. of the eye. ear, noae Ihroai. Ivnja. stomKa, which Gen. Gordon thus enumerWrite for onr Knowledge Book, A. Schilling A ach liver bowels ktdnrya bled ler and rencleco t Sen the Com Kes T ates: hairof head), per (long Epitaph. Loving all chronic nervoueand private diaeeeea or his cut hair never Sikh must as in illustrating the L. Woodruff, of both aeaoa. and maeoaea of chi dren. Timothy a at to secure make Ground. the Burial to wished Private beard; kangi (comb), a point which he l rile Home 1 rrEtiDFut t orm. The family of a member of parjia hair tied up in a knot on top of the for free eymplom lint If you recent political gathering, told of an oueulttttlon cell. re. a caused had ment from Yorkshire has private head, kaceh (breeches reaching to epitaph which a husband monument of graveyard and has had it for several the knee); kard (knife), and klrpan to be chiseled upon the W SHORES DR. A. J. SHORES. someSpecial Cfor in Private Diseases D1L U. generations. The founder of it was a (sword). his wife, who had died after a The tr tether caused bv Ignorof nexe wbn are itifferlna from Private ieaRe the life. rector and both the of Unfortunates parish married Quaker, what tempestuous Or tne Hii&rks and ance exeeas or couUMCioobave alw iys beeu looked upon - tegi unxtw in which he lived said to him after a To All But Youth. ifli er for worth ess treatment IH9 mb the Charlatans who dos as HuecialUtsPAYandTUKVt epitaph read UNJfi IJULLAK UN HL YoU 'lO NUT scenes I'O MUBKB old with cannot the matters: on Well, eager He sought religious dispute Here lies a wife. Tears Tut WISH TO YOLKHELP feet when DO BOTH BY husIN CURE PRIVATE JVBRASF8 CAV CURE AND if you dont come to church her KKH bHORM K N W 1 H The scenes he had known as a bov; bring her back. Therefore BKXK4 PKKVIANKNTLY and to PROVE their skill tn Oils cans of aliments they treat aod On for a draught of those fountains you are alive, you will when you are who prv'er New York Times. cure aueb oases before tbe patient is requiredr u pay irs, Hhores one dollar Or those band weeps sweet 1 HI4 HONEST as or month! ins alimen's the core pr tgresses mar pay ibe fee to email week y But the Quaker thought othdead. And a taste of that vanished Joy,M PLAN of J'KALINU WI U THE AM L1C I Kl deals adil b blow lo the (juank and Pakr who Did you ever ber of a itntlr refunding a erwise, and founded the burial place, demands all Cash n exchange for emptv promises. Too Much Talk Already. eke no chances yon cannot lose your muie tt vou don t pay It out. He roamed the fields, he mused by the Denny to a doped patient1 workwhich is used to this day WKAKNKHHKS OK MEN are simp y the result of enlarged or streams. of en called The other day at a meeting of Inflamed PR STAIR OLASIKliri Hhorea new LOCA L TREAT MEN T for such eases INVARIHe threaded the paths and lanes: ers In the vineyard a sister was asked Write MCRIVF FVE RFWFPY Co Chlc.ro It On the hills he sought his youthYul ABLY CLR&A ask o hvr Doctors bow mtnr cases they cure un ler the oid and useless plan of and pet ocuiut I are mire or blush ere She Kpertnatorrboee audience. your treatment for this irihle We cure I.oh r MANHOOD Beni u tl Weaknet the to address dreams, advice and free sample MLR! St It cures all eye ilia. HYPH1L1S VAKI'OI tLK and kindred tro P es in less time and for less GONORRHOEA In the woods to forget his pairs. the first eonhdenti il we never use a name Qr betray money than any Institution In the west every ea h Is ingly acquiesced, but after b mail or at the offlt e a secret tonsuhatlon KxttminarioD and Advice KKK Gives Up Bruce Farm. Oh sad sad hill' Oh cold, cold hearth word stammered and stuttered, and OFHLtt HO LIU Hiioltfipiu, kveulngs to S, Sundays ani bo idavs 10 a m to 11 In sorrow he learned thy truth Robert Moffatt is about to give up One finally sank down into her seat, quite to his the place of may go back DRS. SHORES & SHORES. Expert Specialists, 249 was birth Midneck farm, Westerklrk. Dumfries, speechless. The embarrassment fall. He cannot go back to his youth The farm was originally Scotland. so thick you couldnt hear a pm London and Her friends came to the rescue when granted to Thomas Moffatt by Robert The Blind and the Deaf. Moffats 1670 fiasco, the the In for 1302. Bruce in made excuses English Criminal Statistics. Some persons allege that blind per sold It to the duke of Buccleuch, but of being the wickedest disInstead suddenly up popped the lady, Indigbesons are usually cheerful, while deal flStl NEVER fAILSI nant I said nothing she cried, We continued as tenants to this day. trict in England and Wales, London are gloomy and suscause there was nothing to say. stands third on the list, according to persons The usually INAWLIliML reasons for these char First picious. are all talking too much! and down figures. recently announced WHY DON'T YOU Wttkfc were recently In acteristics amid time ap given, this held is In crime by Monmouth, she sat again, place to Inquiries, the deaf man say reply Glamorwhile another Welsh colony, p'ause. I Get l4-lSchillings Best, The most virtuous lng. When anyone speaks to me, gan, is third. The Is also am reminded of my Infirmity. Kicked the Wrong Way. speaking. county, negatively As soon a3 any and follow directions. blind man said: You are an hour late this monx a Welsh county, Cornwall. person speaks to me 1 forget my misIn every package of Schilling's Best Tea fe a Sam. lng, fortune. New York Tribune. r booklet How to Make Good Tea. Nickname for Servian King. Yes, sah; I know it, sah. An extraordinary nickname has been Well, what excuse have you? More Women Compositors. Mrs Winslow's Soothing Ryrnp. have so In given to King Peter of Servla. The For h1l(lr.n "I was kicked by a mule on my Women compositors tsrlhlns . .ofu-n- . the sum., reduce, fn -mean. tcACKosrcuAiv HScstsiiu. wav here, sah OsmioftUuo.slisjisiMiii.cttrtMwliulcollu. creased in Edinburgh that In some of name Is Peter Prvovjencanl, a t.tle That ought not to have detained the large establ shments they form Si ing Peter the .ANDW5P PRY? tatic i Tiny Watch Screws. you an hour, Sam per cent of the force employed Thej which was assumed In 1195 by Stephen O.riMtui uu ul If The smallest screws made are for itltlogees A. J.T irvra CO., Btoa. Mass., V. 8.- A r! Well, you see, boss, it wouldnt do cot belong to the union, but the Uros, who was reallv entitled to it, rjvU-CO I M.. T arrr me in kicked be to the fourth, je-- el ul eol of a watch. A have If hed only have union allows Its members to work being the first Servian king thimble will hold 100,000 of them. crowned, his direction; but he kicked me d tt with them. W. N. U., Salt Lake-N47. 1904. Hard, HIDES, SHEEPSKINS, FURS, Etc. Rowe. Morris, Summerhays Company man-cfwar- s the tea! Horses, Mules, Harness; One and Your grower return your money If you dont LanUfee Schilling a But Baggage Wagons; daus, Berlins, Hansom and Four Wheel CAUGHT IN WRONG BLUFF. Cabs, Victorias, Ten Seated Passenger Coaches, at reasonable prices for Good Idea, but Unfortunately the cash Cradle Was Empty. This j8 surplus equipment purA clock In a nearby tower had Just chased on account of the Worlds Fair. off the hour of 4 as he arose unAddress D. Jamison, Superintendent tolled steadily from the card table, where he Passenger and Baggage Department, had sat for three hours, stretched his St. Louis Transfer Company, Broadweary limbs, bade his comrades good way and Spruce street, St Louis, Mo. night and started in the direction of his home. Poor George After a half hours walk In which all "How lucky, said Mrs. Nuwed. the lamp posts and telegraph poles that I happened to pass that cigar insisted on getting In his way, he arsale this morning! These clyars are rived at his home, took out his bunen exactly the shade of Georges new of keys, at last found the elusive keysmoking Jacket, and the smrrt little hole and softly oremng the door and green bands round them will go with discarding his shoes at the foot of the the lining beautifully. Men never constairs, climbed heavenward on all sider these little things. London fours With catlike footsteps he crept Tit Bits. across the threshold of his bedroom He heard and proceeded to undress UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO his wife movi nstlesslv which made ") ho up set him hurrv, an ' m n'er to t'ie chair Slor i g cradle In the corner, he commenced to rock it violertly "Is that you, John came his wlfes voice from the bed "Yes, dear, he replied "Well, what In the world are you she asked. doing kid Why, Im rocking this blamed to sleep "How long have jou been there. A "Since 11 30. Well, John, I think you had better the child get right Into bed. as I have tn here beside me; and, moreover. Ive had him here ever since 11 o clock last i vrp,? night. Safe and aura for both Ways. Woulcn t V.ork Senator Daniel tells of an old darker who was asked whether In his expert answered ence rrayer was ever and some replied Mose. Well, sah, some aint it deprars Is ansud an axes fo. Just artei pends on what yo wen it was mighty hard wah. de It is the specific virtue of penetration In this scratchln fo d cullud brederln, remedy that carries it right to the pain spot effects a prompt cure. noticed dat wenebber I pray de Lord fat to sen one o Marse Jenkins nc wss chickens fo de old man dere CK00000000000000000000000 wen notice took ob de petlshun, but man sen de old would He dat I prav Eye Water was tended fo de chicken de matter morn in. next de When Answering Advertisement to befo sunup New York Herald. Kindly Mention This Paper. Two-Hors- e 1 do-n- Marvel of Relief St. Jacobs Oil Lumbago Sciatica 1 acauinnipsiiiis a n i i tn- pleasant and easy. I , i ati Ilge the Pink-ham- 1 I I' whit woul'l only mean sleeplessness, c Ir (I1U li LILLI bitip suffering to me. Better health is all I wanted, and cure if possil le. s Lydia E. Vegetable Compound brought me health and happiness in a few slioit months. I feel like another person now. Jly aches and pains have left me. life seems new and sweet to me, and even thing seems pllU lU'VCI un i ul ui i n E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound vni9u.d.0Jcon;?;ls if t i i 1 xu ras ! 1ms-ha- v a'' b con a no to tin covenant fur r an' i p a: n, r iU v i(ll h j e t ni s (t nri sts n .iTt iJ wtn Lxat L (Le tin I 'i,i Ti Lc i In the tally horn of the nini"i; wlim the t h, art t unpm 1 with the dis II it ng dttts ot n cht the wealthy natiie is ,x i lie worktr of low t iil ' roun-urteiter- hn Hop d Well Ccoy His Counterfeits ss Counterfeits Among His Victims. Seveial .eeret service men vv ere talking ahout the ai ful ways of Passes a dig VAIN FOE HELP. St MAN SHREWD. UE WANT be-S- tt 0RCHIT0R0 con-W'i- th TEA TREAT and CURE C J CLHbl-(JNL- '1 Nine-tent- 1 ISWSl Tit-Bit- s. MmWLINAWHME TiMOflffi ' TEA b. SLICKER v o. other wav'" |