Show I 1 U 1 lak 1 I kol KEN BY pipes the best cheer come from a mans own cheerful heart or from the heart of 0 the little woman alongside him rIt either ber one Is eighteen karats line fine being a candidate never count your ballets until tho the ballots have been counted the or of men are weak and lating to lie be really happy forget yourself and think of 0 others men fell are made in ills ilia image a and nil yet yel no two are alike do not then pro pre sume annie to read all men by the ritual of experience with others money may be a bother but we sug suf gest making mahlke the best of ones bothers eions physical culture Is all right but attending to the ibe furnace in zero ero weather Is more physical than cultured perhaps we would hot grum grumble ble so r 0 at the price of 0 tee ice in this world it 1 we stopped to think we cannot buy it at any price in the next an exchange defines a cubic yard as the place where the cuban ch children ildron play ch rh 6 ri wallie waffle ohl wallie to la him hl ramoa ito ho Is a Cho Choll lile lt all 1 the girls are arc quite entranced NV with it ihli blinso in rawney pants hethie dude but come om 1 hither I bor friends and hast hear hv they are on the list of ivalle chollye boy oh baille la Is hla his name H he Is 1 it cholle while he urine grins ond and says bob bah joel lie ile has hag donith in 1 sight ou knows know prospects that are quite roseate A 0 I 1 S 11 I 1 I 1 I 1 tir N HE HAS ROSE 1711 prospects for a man that a matel on oh wallin chollie toy boy oh ob wallie Is 1 hla his mroe it ho to 1 a Choll Cho lliel lel now isow tho the reason by hes IT in this thin foolish little skit talt Is because his uncles will cuts him film orr off quite short hort until ila ho marries some nice eurll oh wallie halll lioy boy with apologies pl ogles to the grammarians a rb I 1 s thrills men do rint not need charity so much as the opportunity to dispense with charity war Is a terrible thing think ot of the weary seary and heartsick newspaper men madly turning the leaves ot of the biographical atlases in ili a wild endeavor to spell those russo busso japanese names A magazine writer tells of 0 two street cars being the parents of 0 a little red w wheelbarrow heel barrow they were not chicago street cars else the offspring would have been a cute little pile of old junk A stalwart missourian ot of the male persuasion stands boldly forth and boasts he be lias bag never been bossed why procrastinate A merely nominal sum for a license will arrange to hitch bitch him to an effeminate master that aill either cither boss or bust him although woman was created secondly she is more important than man it if you dont believe it ask her A now new york faddist claims he can read characters by the shape of the ear married men upon whom hom tin cars h have been put by their wives ives need not apply with closed theaters in chicago there arleas arises the great problem what to do with our bad eggs rh r ra F I 1 1 ii I 1 G Z 1 0 1 11 R F I 1 lz I 1 I 1 11 1 1 i 01 A DARK EPISODE Tt youre drunk the me at least I 1 know youre very tory nent rIt im not her brouse remarked im lesht full of 0 the Chris mista spirit polly pry fry r r i rb versatile that sew new french actress la is a great acrobat she did you get onto her ber triple split last night triple split no I 1 arn am two short how was it well sho elio did a split on the stage split a bottle ot of beer in the wings wing an and used split infinitives throughout the evening it was at tua vc y point that some body yelled Pol Polk lc ci lo 10 i 4 r r the use W ithe talut ls ue in hs it 1 ane th tempter in your or ts the line se 1 in hoping asks th the 0 be devil y 11 with a once 1 I hut bd while 0 life Is O e eor neit 1 h 1 i hop hopeful fi f brave ind d he cre on bo be the error just at it to b hope one and nd plug along ri is S r r A michigan firm sent a large number ot of circulars by mall mail one of which addressed to rev john jonathan Jo nathau was returned with these words written across the face party dealt dead fr fc eight years underneath the cunti cult ary POst postoffice Office stamp read pre prel L address unknown ewt L |