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Show , ' Brigham City, Utah Just About Atuftkuuf, By BOX ELDER Bob Crompton Four pages of single spaced story arrived in the office Thursday morning with a note scrawled on it: Please publish this story in one issue of the Box Elder News and mail a copy in which same appears to me. It was sent by J. H. Chandler, 465 North v JOURNAL " Friday, May 9, 1952 A weekly newspaper, published at Brigham City, Utah, successor to Smithfleld Sentinel, established in 1908. Charles W. Claybaugh, Publisher Robert M. Crompton, Managing Editor Gladys Johnson, Advertising Manager Published every Friday and entered as Second Class Matter at the post office In Brigham City, Utah, under the act or March 8, 1879. Subscription rate in Box Elder County: $2.25 per year payable in advance; in combination with the Box Elder News, (published Wednesdays) $4.00 per year; $2.00 for 6 months; single copy 5 cents; Outside Box Elder County, $3.00 per year, rate $5.00. Member United Press, Audit Bureau of Circulations. Utah State Press Association. National Editorial Association. Advertising Representative: National Advertising Service. RICHFIELD O. UP)-- t going to be a scorching summer this year- - 'Thats the word from Miss Eunice' Merton, in the northern Ohio region for her annual weather predictions based on what she calls the "Bangs Comers Bug Barometer." This year Miss Merton forsees well-know- a sweltering summer for a variety of reasons. ( The groundihog, she said, was s whist Ling for his lady; chip-munk- began de Hibernating early;, cats were sharpening their-- claws on , mulberry trees and ewes were birthing twins. Miss Merton also noted that cellar-storeh potatoes had sprouts on them. All those signs and portents, she said, foretell a hot summer. ' -- six-inc- d ddocriMoaMmi From where I sit ... com-blnati- Sierra, Reno, Nevada, a man obviously with United Nations, of how to approach an editor? espe-cal- ful. when his paper was titled Join the League for Freedom and World Peace Under And the League for Freedom and World World Government. Peace under World Government wants the worl$ government now not tomorrow or , It would take roughly three hours to set next week, but now. in type that much copy and he wanted it run only once. It is unfortunate, but any Would it be better to laud a movement of world peace movement sounds Communist as idealists kind and its this inspired. .Though there was no indication and be kind or aspropagators naive folks extremely comof the extension an is the that paper munist manifesto, or has any connection and be truthful. At any rate if you want to contribute to with the Reds whatsoever, the very title of movement send your donations to Mr. the "outside it sounded suspicious. While an in Reno. Chandler publicity release of this kind usually hits the lead at the ash can after a glimpse paragraph, I read it through to see if there was All these centuries of worrying about a hidden message written in invisible red peace and the mess the world has been and ink between the lines. is in, and the solution to the problem has been sitting on our laps all the time. At 1 that was the opinion of Kathleen NorCommunist not It was absolutely (that least who spoke to a GOP gathering novelist ris, should elimnate any possible libel suits). Authors of the four pages pointed to the here Wednesday. She advocates turning our political problems .over to the women. generality that permanent and enduring been and has of the the hope peace prayer An advocate of feminine supremacy, she all mankind for centuries past and advocated a world government to win the peace. would have the ladies of the U. S. stick all Their approach is to unite the peace loving their 750,000,000 fingers in as many polipeoples of the earth into one gigantic world tical pies as they could find and bake a few more if necessary. wide organization. no idea Torrid Summer Coming, iug Forecaster Says Let's Remember This Day Well As a Matter of Fact... W ly Oat of all the newspaper and magazine columns I read, the ones I enjoy most are those that pack in ' y Joe Marsh unrelated n whole lot of facts facts, but each one an interesting bit of information in itself. These columns go something like this: Did you know that humpback whales are addicted to snoring? That bees have been bred with red, brown, and buff color eyeaf ' "Did you know that lead can be converted to gold at a eoet of $1,000,000 an ounce? That a fat girl went on a diet and lost 401 pounds in 12 months? That -- a chrysanthemum has been developed that smells like a violet?? 1 From where! sit, maybe Im a kind of "Johnny-one-notMy own e. columns always seem to revolve around one idea a plea for ns to make sure we respect the other fellows rights like the right to vote for your own choice or the right to enjoy a glass of beer now and then. I may not he in style, but I believe my one fact is north repeating and remembering! ' Copyright, 1952, United Stales Brewers Foundation meets as many crises as does Beverly, the cubic inch of space, they would covet entire earth 47 feet deep. Seriously though the talk was fine and I it inspired my wife sufficiently that she will become enough interested in politics so she wont ask me next election, Now who am I supposed to vote for? hope Might be the answer to our fertilizing problem. Heres some good news for local grocers, e the average person eats During a about 1,400 times their own weight, or about 200.000 pounds. . The food consumption is broken down like this: 9,000 pounds of potatoes, 6,000 loaves of bread, 14,000 pounds of fruit, 5,000 eggs, 2,000 pounds of cheese, 6.000 quarts of milk, 8,000 pounds of sugar, 10.000 quarts of water, 360 chickens, eight hogs, three oxen, four calves and a little salt and pepper, ! suppose. : Arent you glad you dont have to buy a lifetime supply of groceries all at once. moneys are taken from homes life-tim- Karl Josephson, the most enthusiastic bug killer in these parts, pointed out that if you started out with one set of production minded flies in the spring whose entire batch of eggs hatched, and with all subsequent eggs during the summer by fall you What do men know of crisis, Mrs. Norris hatching would have 191,000,000,000,000,000,000 is all do to about have Of course they propose an international said, worry they flies. F.B.I.. and announce that the organization earning a loaf of bread, paying income taxes would not invade national prerogatives in and keeping a job ; nothing at all compared With each fly taking up about 16 of a to raising three or four or a half dozen kids fields other than of collective security. when a normal days activities entail dozens Jaywalkers Galore Bank That Money, of emergencies. A dream is right! And it is a dream that LINCOLN, INeb. (IUP) IA traf- Detective Warns has existed since shortly after the first After watching our next door neighbor, fic check by (Lincoln Boy Scouts caveman hit his neighbor over the head with Bill Packer, with his first; brand new baby, showed that 1,083 (persons per AKRON, O. (UP) It used to a club the first time. The Greeks gave it a I wonder if Mrs. Norris with fair. I used hour jaywalk across Lincoln be fear of bank failure but now A survey its fear of the tax gatherer that try with a federation of nations 600 or 700 to stand out in the back yard talking to Bill streets. showed that 15,208 pedestrians makes people hide their cash been before And Christ. has a it or an hour 10 for at so time. Now a years every their lives during and valuables under the mator 15 minutes he runs off with: Excuse' me, jeopardized regulaf experiment every few years since the period by violating safety tresses and under the dressers. more recently the League of Nations and the I gotta see how the baby is. Bill, I think, rules. Thats the conclusion of John three-hou- r Struzenski, detective captain, who says .Akronites have about In hidden and $5,000,000 around their homes, just waiting for the wily burglar to trace it. He said the number of burglaries where large sums of Is going up, with the case of the New. England baby sitter who took $25,000, as an extreme example. No very large burglary' has been reported here so far, Struz enski said, but we expect one ' any day. There Isiit any safe home hiding place for money or val uables, he said. You can think youre pretty smart but Til bet that if a .burglar gets In hell find your ' hiding "place first thing. ; . ' t "T No Down Payment! No Carrying Charge! Kte 'CJMMJOgu' Rosmr GUhSEB VSSDjED OOmGGTr iso T&ls'ri -- You can say goodbye to Tba odor of. aaolte, tho crackle of burning wood. Tour first thought telephone oall la just you want one such service for a lifetime. telephone o") alone JSLi When , . But is not for emergencies - bill. - ... if you put an water is always there i yon pay J yor telephone - it automatic electric hot water heater to work. Clean; safe hot. emergency may well be worth the coat of the ... your t ting over.no hot water when tho telephono. A fret-- , at the turn of the tap. And hot water f ? you're baying everyday convenience. 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