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Show Did It Ever Occur to You That even Andy: Gump advocates advo-cates advertising in a good newspaper. news-paper. 1 That humane people, do things that are human then after 'wish they hadn't. That we are on theevcofa municipal election. Does it amount to a tinker's damn who you vote for? . " That Mary Garden says "Mussolini "Mus-solini is just like Henry Ford." That there will be no Bingham highway this winter. To whom are we indebted? The most popular men are treated wrongfully. When they are alive they have criticisms heaped upon them, and N when they are dead they have flowers heaped upon them. That if you take care of your sense the dollars will take care of themselves. The spooners are like they used be forty years ago. Then they turned down the . oil lamp to save oil. Now they stop at the roadside to save gas. That this country will never be isolated. Nations that want to borrow money will always find us. That the cleverest thing that nature has done is to make a pair of bowlegs with the same cute curve. That of course we can't see ourselves as others see us. But there is another side to the story others can't see how we feel. That more good intentions than chickens are allowed to die in the shell. That the good loser is known by his winning smile. That good intentions may excuse, ex-cuse, but do not alter wrong results. That you have to take a chance when you get married, but don't when driving an automobile. That many a coat lapel carries car-ries a young girl's complexion on it. That childless couples wonder why parents like to stay at home. Well, it's because there is something some-thing in the house more than furniture. That some men talk more religion re-ligion in ten minutes than they practice in ten years. That a soft answer may turn away wrath, but it doesn't pay debts. That no man is immediately ready for heaven after putting the lighted end of a cigar in his mouth. That if Papyrus had eaten a little American hay and oats he might have gone a little farther than he did. That a pedestrian is a person who walks, and a hiker is a person who is looking for Bill Collins to give him a lift. That a man may have a good memory of what is coming to him and still have a poor mem- ory as to what he owes. That a college professor advises ad-vises couples not to get married on less than $4000 per year. Evidently the professor don't want to see any couples in Ding-ham Ding-ham married. That duck hunting is a pleasure pleas-ure when you use shells supplied by JACK at 77 West Second South, Salt Lake City. |