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Show : V- DID ITEVER ; OCCUR TO YOU ' That ift ; the valley - the" dust still continues td blow; but in, Bingham we have the. eternal snow. . " ' , ;': : - That a grass widow -is ; the wife of a dead vegetarian.; i That the fact : that i Lloyd George was made a Sioux Chief " shows that some Indian tribes are not scared of taking chances That the question was recently recent-ly asked "What's wrong with modern courtship." Not much we say but it so .of ten leads to marriage. " p -; That the garage is not completed com-pleted yet.. - That the town of Lark V still without their county lights. Will they be installed this winter win-ter is the question now being asked, -v . ;--., - . That Thanksgiving is" the filling fill-ing station on the road to Christmas. That as a rule the , man wno nas so muchmone he doesn't know; what to do witn is usually out trying out some scheme to make more. That it's human to be in a hurry when we should go slow. That shoe , prices that ' went sky-high during the War are now kept at about the same angle" an-gle" on account of peace. ; That "the survival of the fittest" fit-test" still remains as interesting a-slogan as when it was first penned.. , . . . - -i That some men prefer to tell the truth as there is so much competition amongst the liars. - That you can spend a happy vacation on a hunting trip ii you carry a gun and shells provided pro-vided by JACK at 77 West 2nd South Salt Lake City. ' That Mac, after he - quits should, once in a while give us a chance to.spp th mi iHti,. ' v UkVIV chicken. . ' ,' , ; - - . That , Freedom .is a, simple matter of observing the law and keeping out of jail. . ' . ' That some noses cost, quite a sum to color. Of course we are not commenting on ur'ownY ' That Israel Zangwill said"ai his visit to this country "I have not been in a private house in this country where I was ,not offered a drink" and he doesn't talk like one who refused. That when the French begin digging ditches then it will appear ap-pear as if they are getting scared, scar-ed, but we wont believe they are until we know its being done That the reason for so many autoists escaping death at railroad rail-road crossings is because there is not as many trains as autos. That with the number of aii- tos increasing each year, there is always a chance for a good undertaker. v That every candidate for office of-fice in an election believes that everybody who says they will vote for himif he is defeated he thinks they are all liars, v That our Christmas edition will be worth sending to your friends as it will contain some excellent articles on the camp. That France will never forgive for-give the German women for having babies . j That some women are anxious to take men's jobs but we have riot seen any of them packing dinner pails to the mine yet.: That now is the time for you to get busy and buy your Xrnas Seals. j. That immigration spoiled this country for the Indians, but there is no reason for letting immigration spoil this country for Americans. r, That Fatty Arbuckle seems to be coming back. His wife is sueing him for a divorce. T |