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Show Wise and Otherwise The Peerless Penman of Lark, Chips, Shavings, etc., might himself take notice no-tice that Leap Year prospects and possibilities are now rapidly drawing to a close. If George still posesses that ambition ambi-tion so common among Cousin Jacks, which he once had, he should slick himself immediately and perchance some designing, manless woman might grab him before the season ends. As a result of the recent election there will no doubt be many business k changes made in Bingham about the first of the year. While it is yet a long time before the post office should change hands those desiring the job shrould apply early. Still tt is difficult to think right off hand on any considerable number of Republicans in the camp who would be eligible, but it is likely that there are many who are willing. Doc Straup may have some heavy thinking to do before he makes up his mind as to who is worthy of the plum, and owing to past friendship to the incumbent he might not bother his head to hunt up an appointee. Here's hoping that changes in the administration will make no change in the wooing matches around the old post office. Another thing about the election -fith reference to Bingham is that the administration of Justice will change next year which will no doubt elate eome lawyers and aggrivate others. Wonder how the Republicans of Bingham made out in paying their campaign expenses for last election; and if they had any funds left over? Are school names acceptable, George, or would you prefer" a widow? Wonder what has become of the Kansas Kid, Boccaccio, Aloysius and Cleopatria, Clyde Countryman and his highland lassie, and some of the pretty pret-ty nurses of eacred memory? It's up to George to advise Mac by way of "Did It Ever Occur to You" Just how when and where the holidays could be spent to best advantage by a teetotaler of long standing. As to who will be the next assistant assist-ant county attorney for the Bingham district is no doubt a very vital question ques-tion for many In the old reliable. Bingham bachelors over 30 will no doubt regard with disfavor the contemplated con-templated action o fSenator Standiuh. However, it is possible the Senator has in view a trip to Colorado' before the next legislature convenes. Binghamites might be interested to know that Kingsbury, former hasher at the Vienna, Butte, Oxford, Jim's Place and other places, "who for some time past had been operating a very successful restaurant business at Delta, Del-ta, has sold out his establishment there and is contemplating opening a fashionable tourist hotel in Delta, i -- Here's hoying that G. R.. A. C, F. W. and W. R. did not take on too much Thanksgiving Day. Should Bingham go bone dry the first of the year many life-long Republicans Re-publicans in , the camp would soon change their politics. |