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Show Thursday, May 31, 1928 THE BINGHAM BULLETIN. BINGHAM CANYON. UTAH I Left Hands Hold Much Hope I g TpVO of the greatest ootbpawi in the fame probably will have S fi I lot to ay about the outcome of this year'i American league o fi pennant race. Herb Pennock of the Yankees, who raises foxes tn X g the winter and Imitates one oa the mound In the summer, carries a g S good deal of Yankee responsibility In his slight fnme and crafty left X arm. The champions are as much g concerned about how many games 8 Herb will hurl as they are about how many balls Ruth and Gehrig S will put out of the pnrk. x No less a factor In the pennant S hopes of the Athletics Is the smoke 2 that emanates from the southpaw g of Robert Moses Grove. "Grove Is g ready," 6ays Connie Mack, and be g v might add: "for plenty of g N work." Lefty thrives on g action, regular or relief g Xv duty, while 'Fen- - 5 'V' N P'N. nock, a veteran of S V; rVk fifteen campaigns, 8 :V" ,!1US' conserve his S ' - i stuff and get plnn- - g V - I fy of rest. The g Vc Yankee ace will g 5 g f fv"""" g CZ2Xv g PM.; 0 Viir'W ' 5 jr ; " v I, , g . : ''A fi UjU ' - vl - S ; , l y ff5" ; . ' ' " S J ' ' t ! ' gg K"FS Vvfe v S' '"" v'i; g ; g ;. w' ',yA g g f l g V ' be lucky If he pitches twenty-fiv- e 5 g I complete games, but Grove prob- - 8 g I ably will be seen In twice as many. S He worked part or full time In 8 5 ., 7 rTni... v . fifty-on- e games last year. g g I"1 Grove came to the majors with g 6 ' ' 7": r I a $100,000 price tag attached to 5 2 v , U him. It took two years for him to g S 'T'' overcome this handicap and the g g J fans to forget It He struck his g g i ibF stride last season and this year g S .in... m.i.iiV Mack exnecta him to burn nn the A g Herb Pennock. league. Robert has the stuff to do g g it His natural skill and stamina, g g blended with Pennock's craft and coolness under fire, would make the g g greatest d combination the game has ever known. 5 g "Grove's chief trouble," Mack said, "Is a tendency to bear down g g too much, but experience will tench him to conserve bis stuff more." g ' Breaks Window So He Can Sleep in Cell Chicago. Emtnett Kane, thlr- - c ty-nl- years old, can no longer 1 j work at his old trade of bur- - I glary. lie was handicapped sev- - 1 v eral years ago when he lost a t I leg In a railroad. accident. Nor 5 can be find honest work to do. i i The other morning he was cold 3 and hungry when he used his i 5 wooden leg to kick In a win 5 dow of the Harrison orange but 5 5 at 27 West Madison street. A 3 3 policeman cume. "Take me to g A Jail," suld Kane. "I broke thai 3 S window so you'd have to arrest 3 3 me and give me some place to jj Can Be Set Down at Good Stories, Anyway Not guaranteed, but related to oa by reliable though fond parents: Ann, who Is only two years old or so, gets great pleasure out of walk-ing port way to school each morning with her older brothers, Joe and Bob. One morning this week, Ann was slow getting through breakfast, and was told she'd have to show more speed, or she couldn't take the kids to rchooU In about a minute, she was ready to go. "Well," anld her mother, "you did get through In a hurry, didn't you?" "Yep," suld Ann. "Joe et my break-fast food for me, and Bob drank my milk, and so let's go." The kids on a certain street were bragging about what their dads did In the World war. "My dad wasn't In the wor," volunteered Ted, without pride. "He wasn't Invited." 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There are various short cuts to baseball fame. Fred Merkle made himself famous by falling to touch second In 1908. Fred Snodgrass Is re-membered only as a man who muffed a fly that cost a world's champion-ship In 1912. His good deeds have long since been forgotten. And poor old Heine Zimmerman, now an ob-scure plumber or something up In the Bronx, New York, still has to nnswer questions as to why he chased Eddie Collins over the plate with the win-nin- g run in the series of 1017, writes Irving Vaughan In the Chicago Trib-une. Dick r.urrus, flrs-- t sneker, with the Boston Braves, never has had an op-portunity to lift himself up out of the ranks In the majors, but he Is at-tached securely to at least one minor leugue episode thnt Is narrated regu-larly by all of baseball's best story tellers. Burrus was with the Columbus American association elub not so many years ago. A couple of run-ners were on base one day and a ball was batted to Burrus at first baRe. He picked It up, drew back, and let go, with hopes of making a forced play, but bis aim was bad. Eventual-ly, In the general confusion caused by three runners on the move, the ball came back to Burrus and he threw again. This, too, was a wild peg. Burrus" throw was again captured. The runners were still bouncing around on the base lines and In some way Burrus, for the third time, had a chance to get his hands on the bail This time he varied his comics by let-ting It seep through his hands. It Is unnecessary to .mention that by this time the crowd was nois-ll- demand-ing that Mr. Burrus be attached In a vertical position to the nearest tel-egraph pole. As the luckless but courageous ath lete turned around to pick up bis third error, a colored gentleman in the bleachers rose up In despair and bowled so that be could be beard above the din of the crowd: "Good lord, he's got It again, some-body take It away from hlra." Before Burrus could attempt anoth-er throw Buck Herzog, the second baseman, ran over and took the ball from the erring first packer and order was restored, but there were no run-ners left on the bases. Knotty Legal Point for Court to Solve In Budapest the courts are being called upon to settle the quertlon of whether a "Voronoff operation" per formed on the client of an Insurance company relieves the compnny of the necepslty to settle its liabilities toward the client. An Insurance compnny granted an unusually advantageous annuity to an elderly man. The com-pun- y has learned that Its client has undergone the operation with ex-tremely satisfactory results, and It declares Itself unwilling to continue paying the annuity, as Its client has artificially prolonged his life. The man who underwent the operation pleads that every man has a right to prolong his life by any legitimate means, and that bud he attempted to shorten It by any method, the Insur-ance company would have made no remonstrance. JIBES DRIVE BOY TO TRY SUICIDE III Health Prevented Participa-tion in Games. Detroit. Gouded to distraction by the taunts of his schoolmates, who Jeered ut him because he could not participate In their rougher games be cause of III health, George Shulty, an eleven-year-ol- d Detroit boy, tried to end his life recently by hanging him-self from a beam In the basement of bis home. His body was discovered a few min-utes later by hi? mother, who cut him down. He was rushed to a hospital by his father. Although his condition was con si d ered serious, hospital attendants said that the boy would recover. The motive for bis attempt at was revealed when the parents questioned their ron at the hospital. "1 asked him what had made him do this terrible tiling," the mother ex-plained. "He said some boy at the school which he attends bad called him 'sissy' 11 nd threatened to hit him," Mrs. Shulty said. "He told me the boys made fun of him and that he felt so bud about their treatment that be didn't want to live any longer. "George has been sick most of his life and was Just recuperating from an attack of scarlet fever when this thing happened. He was always weak and could not run and play with the other boys, and he wns many grades behind most boys of his age because of his illness." rv! ' The boy had cried when he came home from school In the afternoon, she said, but refused to explain the reason. Next day he seemed quite cheerful, but stayed near home. "The following morning I was pre-paring breakfast and asked George to go to the corner store for some milk,"' Mrs. Shulty said. "He left by the back way and 1 paid no attention until he failed to return in ten minutes. Then I went to call him. He did not answer. Then I tried the cellar door and found It ' locked on the Inside. 1 looked In through the trans-o- of the door and saw him hanging from a rope. "I screamed and culled for my hus-band. He broke down the door and we untied the rope from the beam. At first we thought he was dead, but then we could hear his heart beating faintly." The Puzzle Lillian Brathwalte Hill, the adver-tising expert, said ut a banquet of advertisement writers in Lansing: "Write plain and simple ads that a child could understand. Lots of good buyers, you know, haven't much more understanding thnn children. "At a dinner party once I said to my hostess as I passed her the mus-tard: " 'These mustard people tell us rath-er cleverly In their ads that they make their money not from whot we eat but from what we leave on our plates-.- ' "'Yes, I know," said my hostess, but what puzzles me Is, how the deuce do they collect It?'" Has "Boxers' Waltz" The photo shows Bob Martin, former champion boxer of the American ex-peditionary forces, who was told by doctors of the Walter Reed hospital, Washington, that he was suffering from "boxers' waltz," in other words from the punishment he took in the ring. BASEBALL Jf) NOTES W More than 100 college men are play-ing baseball this season In the ma-jor leagues. 0 0 0 Brooklyn has two of the greatest pitchers In the major leagues in Jess Petty and Dazzy Vance. 0 A European swimmer outswam a sea Hon, and If Chet Thomas, the old Cleveland coach, Is around, he can out-bar- k It Urban Shocker, who has Just signed to pitch for the Yanks, Is said to have perfected a new delivery he calls the radio ball. o Pitcher Earl Collard has been sold to the Seattle club of the Pacific Coast league, officials of the Cleveland In-dians announce. Bob Lennox, inflelder, has been sold outright by the Fort Worth baseball club to Charlotte, N. C., of the South Atlantic association. Vic Hansen, former three-spo- rt enp-tni- n at Syracuse university, will Jolu the Syracuse stars of the New York- - Pennsylvania league. Lou Gehrig of the Yankees and Joe Sewell of Cleveland were the only two American league players to take part In every game last season. The Athletics are mlsslne Al Slm-- monds. who batted an even .392 last year. Yet Cobb, Speaker and Miller, the three vets, are going good enough, a a The White' Sox have released a couple of rookie pitchers. Al William-son goes to Sbreveport. He is a right-hander. Southpaw Roy Wilson Is sent to San Antonio. a Pitching offerlugs of Horace Lisen bee, Washington hurler, seem to please Babe Ruth. Three of Ruth's home runs this season have been made with Lisenbee pitching. We don't know what It means, ex-cept that the Red Sox must be doing better: A Cleveland writer says they "came back strong in the first half of the first." a a Manager Hendricks of the Reds has two first basemen that are both good enough to be In there every day-Ge- orge Kelly and Walter Plpp. The former Is considered the regular, a a m FIng liodie, veteran of 22 years In baseball and one of the best known Pacific Coast league stars for two decades, was given his unconditional release by the San Francisco Seals, a a a Malcolm Moss, Just a youngster off the Vanderbilt Campus, Is regarded as one of the best pitchers with Louis-ville this year. He recently blanked Kansas City, allowing only five bits, a a a Harry neilmann, Detroit's slugging outfielder, has won the American league batting championship In odd years during the past eight seasons. He expects to "break" his "Jinx" this year. a a President Claude Davidson of the New England baseball league an-nounces the selection of Patsy Dono-van as manager of the Attleboro team. Donovan was formerly with Providence and Jersey City. Joe Sewell Incensed at Billy Evans as Umpire If looks would kill, Billy Evans would have been slain several seasons ago and Joe Sewell now would be making little ones out of big ones In some clink. Joseph strikes out fewer times than any man In the game and Is Justly proud of his ability to out-guess the pitchers. He Is mad enough when he takes his three and misses, but when an umpire out-guesses him he Is always ready for murder. On one occasion, Billy called Joe out when the little chap thought the pitch was wide. And was Joe mad? Let Bill tell the rest of the story. ' "Sewell took each pitch and as I called the strikes stared at me In a hateful manner. Every ball was ou the Inrfde and Just nipped the plate. Joe thought each one a ball and when he heard the last : 'Stree-ik-e' he stood there like a statue. "So I decided I should say some-thing and of course tried to be witty. 'That's all there Is, there Isn't any more, Joe,' I said. "He took another look and went on to the bench. Next day I met him be-fore the game. 'Hello, Joe, I said, 'how are you?' "'I'm all right now,' retorted Sewell, 'but I sure was sore at you yesterday. Yes, sah! Yon weren't satisfied with calling three bad strikes on me but you gave a rotten Imitation of Ethel Barrymore and doggone you if I'd had a shotgun I'd a shot you 1' " Maybe that's why Joey held out and finally signed a two-yea- r contract B Class Sam (the negro gardener to bis New England employer) Mr. Smyth, Is you' all going South fo' the winter like the rest of the folks np heah? Smyth No, Sum, I don't believe I'll get away this winter. "Then yo' all Is goln' to be in the B class with mnhself." "The B class? How's thnt Sam?" "Yo all Is goln' to B here when they go and yo all Is goln' to B here when they gets back." i Feople We Spoil We spoil people jjpon wbcm con srlously or unconsciously we look up-on as Inferior to ourselves. Woman's Home Companion. A Delicate Hint "So you advise me to keep on writ-ing verse. I can't live on poetry." "Then do keep It up." Risks Life in Raging Sea to Save Shipmates Norfolk, Va. Swimming COO feet through a raging surf Tony Lafune readied the shore at Cape Henry re- - cently nnd summoned assistance for Capt. William Rinenberg nnd one oth-"r'w- " er shipmate who were facing death on the stranded motor schooner Emily. The Emily, owned by Captain Ri-nenberg and others of Wildwood, K. J., nnd hailing from New York, was caught In a strong northeast gnle while attempting to enter the Vir-ginia capes to escape the storm. The bout was lost. The Emily struck the beach before daylight nnd was not seen by coast guardsmen who were patroling the. beach. The boat was fast breaking up under the three men aboard her when Lafune volunteered to attempt to swim nshore and summon the coast guardsmen. He leaped Into the rag-ing sen with life preservers strapped to his body and his shipmates did not expect he would reach shore. He was exhausted when he crawled out of the water but he managed to reoch the const guard station at Cape Henry. Then lie fainted. The guardsmen in their own motor-boa-t took off Captain Rinenberg and his companion. The Emily Tjroke into pieces a few minutes later. She was 5 feet long nnd had been engaged in fishing along the const for two years. Sornetlines, the weather seems to be trying to clear Itself of t lie repu-tation of being monotonous. Ijporfin?Siufl Charles HofT, Norwegian pole vaul-te- r, has lost his amateur standing In Norway. a a Johnny Farreil negotiated a golf course in C3 18 holes. There ought to be some law against that a a a Gunboat by Man o' War-Sta- r Fancy, a full brother of Crusader, is being schooled over the Jumps. a a Gene Tunney says he thinks col-leges and universities will supply many of our first-rat- e heavyweights of the future. a a The Glasgow Rangers, one of Scot-land's most famous soccer teams, are planning a tour of Canada and the United States. a Germany plans to send 280 athletes to the Olympic games at Amsterdam this year, and among these there will be about 50 women." Knute Rockne, Notre Dame football coach, will lecture dally on the grid-iron sport and other athletes on his Olympic tour this summer. Pole vauiter8 of the Marquette uni-versity track squad now land in a specially constructed net, instead of on a pile of mats, as is the general practice. a It is reported in England that Mrs. Lambert Chambers, one of Britain's foremost women tennis players, is to renounce her amateur status to take up coaching. a King George, whose enthusiasm for yacht racing Is well known, has put up three cups for competition in Eng-land, Scotland and Ireland by boat! of different classes. Spoiled Their "Polish" The spectacular burning jof a chem-ical plant in 'hlladelphla several weeks ago has passed from the public mind, but It Is still recalled by the police who were on duty at the blaze. The fumes and gases from the burn-ing chemicals were so strong thnt the brass of their buttons wis so badly tarnished that It Is Impossible to make the brass shine properly. French Grand Prix France's automobile classic, the Grand Prix, Is dead but another one, open to all the world, takes its place. It is a 325-mil- e race to be held al Commlnges, July 1, the date original-ly set for the defunct Grand Prix, abandoned because It had become too much of a manufacturers' commercial stunt. The new race is open to all "pport" cars, and many private own-ers are expected to enter. Third in Decathlon I ' , f J 1 . """ P - j V' 1 I " r i' iim mi it "-- -'' .... ami The photo shows Thomas Churchill of the University of Oklahoma, win-ning the 1,500-mete- r run of the decath-lon, in 4 minutes 48 3-- 5 seconds, at the thirty-fourt- h annual Penn relay carni-val. He finished third In the decath-lon with a score of 6,583,319 point. Reported Dead in War, Man Turns Up Alice Norfolk, Neb. William Braun, re-ported "killed in action" during the World war, is well and hnppy with a family in Boot blown, Ala. A letter received here recently by his uncle, Emll Braun, from the nephew, who asked the whereabouts . of bis father, Rev. August Braun, for merly of Norfolk, but now living tn Scotts Bluff, Neb., revealed that he was still alive. Braun explained In the letter that 12 years ago, after a disagreement with his father, he left home, enlisted and soon wns In action In France. Ho offered no explanation of the fact thnt he was reported "killed in action"' In France. |