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Show ' " ' ' ' ' ' ' f THE BINGHAM BULLETIN '.jj iNU.vs I fihhI all the eats In the nelKhborliood. Won't you stay and have some tea?" - f Farmer! Wife., (to druggM) "Now, be sure and write plain on them bottles which is for the horse and which U for my husband. I don't want nothln' to happen to that horse before the spring plow- - II GIBS AND JIBS Young Bride "Now dearie, what will I get if I cook a dinner like that for you every day this year?" Young Groom "My life Insur-ance." Two little urchins stood with their noses pressed against a bar-ber shop window watching the while coated attendants perform their mysterious rites. "Gee, Mickey, look at that !" said one pointing to a burlier welldlng a singeing taper. "He's looking for 'em wltha light." Dorothy "When will you get your new fur coat, mama?" Mother "Your dud says It can't be done." Dorothy "Monsle, have you ever tried throwing yourself on the floor and kicking your feet the wsy I dor He (as they drive along a lonely road), "You look lovelier to me every minute. Do you know what that's a sign off" She "Sure, your're about to run out of gas." Two modern little girls on tbelr way home from Sunday school were solemnly discussing the les-son. "Do you believe there is a devil?" asked one. "iSo," said the other promptly, "It's like Santa Clans, It's your fa-ther." A bulletin received at this office urges us to eat a can of tomatoes a day. We have been previously in-structed to eat an apple a day and drink a quart of milk a day and to drink six glasses of water each day. Gentlemen, It can't be done. Mrs. Brown "Does your husband object to cats?" Mrs. Smith "Yes, Indeed. He Little Mary was left to fix lunch and when her mother returned with a friend she noticed Mary bad the - ,' tea atraiued. "Did you And the lost strainer?" "No, mother, I wuldn't" replied " 3r Mary, "so I used the fly swatter," ; Mother nearly swooned, so Mary ' j completed It with, "Oh, don't get ex- - ,' . cited mother, I used the old one." f a a ,''. In 1929-3- 0 over two-third- s of ev-ery dollar collected In federal tax , '; , eg went to defray the expense of . wars past nnd anticipated. "... v Society Gossip Mrs. William Trevurlhen enter-tained ' the Filiation 1ul lust Thurs-day night. Bridge was the diver-sion of the evening, Mrs. O. 8. Jen-sen winning first prize and Mrs. Puul Ransom winning the second prize. Members present were Mrs. Paul S. Richards, Mrs. Rex Tripp, Mrs. Ren Nichols, Mrs. L. O. Jones, Mrs. A. iX Lnrnli'k Airs. Taul Run-so- Mrs. O. S. Jense, Miss Dora Hanson, MUss Verna Baer, and Mrs. Neva Able. J Special guests were Mrs. A. A. Macke and Miss Ruth Hanson. Mrs. Herb Gust was hostess to the Bv W. A. lust Saturday evening. Mrs. Charles Sullenger was pre-sented with a past president's pin, and a token of friendship and gra-titude from each one present. Bridge was enjoyed at which Mrs. Gust; Mrs. Vaughn Christiansen and Mrs. James Nerdin won the prizes. ' Mr. W. V. Evans, deputy county assessor Is in Bingham again with his big book ready to enroll your nauie on the County tax list. We are always glud to see our old friend Evans, but why bring up the tax subject. a a a The I'. T. A. held a very Inter-esting meeting last Monday night. Dr. l'uul Richards talked on "Ap-pendicitis" and illustrated bis talk with slides. Mrs. Ruth Russel en-tertained with piano selections. Mr. and Mrs. Lee Kidd and child-ren of Nampa, Idaho, are visiting with tbelr parents Mr. and Mrs. Wlllium D. Kidd at their home la Carr Fork. PURITY ZZLZ SERVICE QUALITY J A J ' So long as we are in the dairy business, we will sell SAFE milk and there is on-ly one kind of safe milk PASTEURIZED I Special machinery " and modern equipment are ne-- . cessary in the care and pre-paration of pasteurized milk but we feel that the com-munity and our customers deserve the best, ' Safety is a beautiful word ... a word of life . . . and pasteurized milk is the greatest of all life-give- rs from baby-hoo- d on . . . . As you drink your glass of warm milk in the evening, taste this life-givi- qual- - ; , ; Always There Always . Safe Always Clean Always the Best Hogan Dairy Welfare In Work Work Is the Inevitable condi-tion of human life, the true sourcs of huimin welfare. Tol-sto- L crier fg if TRUNK HENRY KITCHELL WEBSTER. cortmm tfThttotti-nttmico- . w.n.u service LOST : A child's eye glass In n . dark brown frame at School r house. If found call Bulletin office. - m A ROUND TRIP ' to i Salt Lake City by Telephone ' 25c (statlon-to-statio- n day rate) , ITS QUICKER TO TELEPHONE 'm m p The MOUNTAIN STATES TEL. & TEL. CO. Ttie Senile all By Henry Kltchell . Webster Mystery story involving "the "news sense" a reporter's hunch which led to the untangling of a fascinating maze. Why did so many people seek the sealed trunk, and why did the charming girl of the story hide her identity under an assumed name? An energetic young man was determined to find out all about it, and did so. Serial Tbat Will Repay Reading Note for Speadar The faster you whli through life the less you really see and hear. Detroit Free Press. i l OF DISEASE V GERMS mnose 1 If ( mouth and throat J f Let Zonlts deans sway the V accumulated secretion kill M tha farms, prevent diaiaas. V Highly termicidai Soots- - I ( ; f ing to mambraiMs. J '' ' f Mir TtBaana. 79fiK0fl mmnlles im a Mew Fflwrall THE substantial worth of the new Ford Is reflected in its good performance, economy and reliability. Its stamina and endurance are particularly apparent In sections where bad roads and severe weather put a heavy extra burden on the automobile. In less than a year a new Ford Tudor Sedan was driven more than seventy-thre- e thousand miles over a difficult route. The operating cost per mile was very low and practically the only expense for repairs was for new piston rings and a new bearing for the generator. The car carried an average load of 1200 pounds of mail and was driven 2 SO miles daily. "The Ford haa never failed to go when I was ready, writes one of the three mail carriers operating the car. "The starter did the trick last winter even at 34 degrees below zero. The gas runs about 20 miles per gallon. At times I pull ar trailer whenever I have a bulky load." Many other Ford owners report the same satisfactory performance. Every part has been made to endure to serve you faithfully and well for many thousands of miles. " "mm ' i ZitySmliSp The Net Ford LOW PRICES OF FORD CARS 430TO630 F.O.B. Jfrif, plmt fnight ana dUwry. Bmmpw mnd saara ttr4 surra mt small cast. Yoss can huy a Fmrd for a asaiJ stows pmymm$ mm m aawaaasasa financing plan 5aa ymmr Ford dmmlmr ar dHmttmt FEATURES OF THE NEW FORD Attractive line and colon, rich, long-wearin- g mphohteryt $turdy steel body construction, Triplex shatter-proo-f glass wind-shield, silent, fully enclosed four-whe- el brakes, four Houdaillm double-actin- g hydraulic shock absorbers, aluminum pistons, thromm silicon alloy valves, torque-tub- e drive, three-quart- floating rear axle, more than twenty ball and roller bearings, and bright, endur-ing Rustiest Steel for many exterior metal parts. In addition, you save many dollars because of the lote first cost of the Ford, low cost of operation end up-kce-p and lote yearly depredation. PRINCESS THEATRE I BINGHAM ALL TALKING AND SINGING WEEKLY PROGRAM Matinee Daily at 1:30 p. ni. Evening 1:15 and 9 p. m. Phone 272 or 145 for Dally Program- - ... FRIDAY and SATURDAY, MARCH 13-1- 4 j "WAR NURSE" 1 Told at last the story of women in war ! tTruthf ul, bitter, absorbing. It's a picture you'll never" forget. with ROBERT MONTGOMERY, ROBERT AMES, 3 JUNE WALKER, ANITA PAGE, ZASU PITTS j and MARIE PREVOST j ADMISSION 15c and 35c . j SUNDAY, MARCH 15 j . . ... . BEBE DANIELS I with BERT WHEELER and ROBERT WOOLSEY in j "DIXIANA'I Splendor . . . Heartache . . . Comedy ... In a world of j unbridled carnival! Night of impassioned abandon in a j city, mad with revelry. j Admission 15c and 35c j MONDAY, MARCH 16 ? ' 3 Family Night J Your immediate family will be admitted for 50c I BEBE DANIELS in r "DIXIANAf WILL BE SHOWN TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURS., MACH 17-18-- 19 J HELEN TWELVETREES in f "HER MAN" Live for today . . . Who cares for tomorrow? Life in X the scarlet streets of Havana . . . where women get T and men forget. "He was her man buf: he done her t wrong," runs the old song, and around this theme re- - J volves a vivid, realistic, colorful drama of the regenera- - Z tion of a girl born "on the wrong side of the island." J ADMISSION 25c and 50c Next Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, March 8. "CIMARRON" I COMING ATTRACTIONS I "RANGO," "LIGHTNING," and "NEW MOON" I aKsBBaaBBajBBaBBgaBBBjsajBBjaaa T WesretTSMtecttiC SPUN plI''lSYSTgH . I t ' I - : ii f New Spring Cotton Fabrics ii :: I There is Always a Demand for f Fine Cotton Goods I ;" i! I HERE ARE SOME of the OUTSTANDING I ! FABRICS for SPRING ' : i ' We have - a big array of these goods' which have just arriv-- : . ! ; , ed, from which to make your selections. I! i i ; Prints, Percales and Ginghams, priced 18c to 35c ; ; ' . Plain and Printed Organdies, priced 50c to 90c ; ; Printed Dimity and Botiste, priced 35c to 50c j Plain and Printed Voiles, priced 35c to 50c ' Printed Rayons, Shanting and Silk Voiles .... 50c to $1.00 ..... . Indian-hea- d Peque and Broadcloth, - priced .... 40c and 50c . tt :: f ": i' ' You will find the above goods first class in every respect. ; ; j No seconds Only the best quality, goods we can always t 1 recommend and guarantee. s-- . I '. .. , .. Bingham Mercantile Co. i TheBIGStore i . :i - ii 1 1 1 1 ' i if ft Expert Always in Demand Application to the task at hand Is a prime requisite of success. There is always enough to learn and know abont any Job to make that particular workman an expert In his line. And when he becomes an expert he need have no fear of the future. Grit No Basic African Language Ethnologists have failed so fin to find a common root language of the African, or negro, people. There are many dialects, and In ninny cases a dialect used by na-tives of one trllte not far removed physically from another Is unlntel llglhUi to the other tribe. |