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Show "' '"H Brat , lerol v s. V .im, .j- & . jren ft f pftvl the jt" Mr i o ' - ; ' r - jLJto . !' I1' . j. "Kilter "hi d ne well har.l bW ?. hvh, , .".It is examination tlmlZa tZ ' as his last cxanfnatlon la over Ue Ulsllkes staying for the formal com-mencement exercises. Hf hns a Job wolfing tor hfm as soo as he cno fert to , and lie Is Itching to be and to awaj get aMtyhe fasb Id hiind Irritates, and annoygK!i4kjs--th- e Job he Is going to which lookgWg-- -- and Important to him, and which seems one to which he can give his I best energies. I have known Ferris for forty years or more He has never got on well; he has never been satisfied with what he was engaged In. He has changed Jobs a dozen times during those years. The Job In hand has never been to hla liking, has never seemed to him quite the work to which he could give his nest efforts. It has always been the thing In the distance which n- - fflgued him and out of which he felt he could make something. He hns never learned the Importance of the thing In hand. ((E). IM9. VVcsUrn Newipapar Union.) It u ..huui Krance.-- llJ "a''' GermilM the sole rf Kj , hautlful b,g wlllfn Q B,atIon for neVslj kaTyrs. ArreH for pummeflng a Frenchman, only guest avail- - abliJ Just aow far h jalli El'cn often tsita tin vhlnsa loljy" next door, Cho bns' a cnsplcuou ni4jKjacon her buffet. The child had ,beeu pertitUted. to call on the neighbor, with" would not nstt for enndy. After a TinSe the little miss spied the templing Jar. brimming fall, and said: "You have --ajprttty full Jar ,of candy. I can't ask '"Of". iAJf'tut 1 will eat all you ' "v! t MnniimTr"wf1T1hfi'Mitrf - 4 wiTrTFjT?rIirectlong on the en-- ' ""irplope lndlcnfftlhe Colombian post - office antlioritles Wde little effort to I deliver It' until. February, W20. Then I attempts K find the 'addwssea were J without succesa and the let fpf was started back toward Pasndenif. rpr ( the lanf eljfht year It ha been Vau-- derlng 0 that general direction: .JJVwtliuwn, fortunately, did not wait Ik-a- , reply to his letter before ieek-- I ! - Fasl tor Colfn J When a lamb ptep j,j ball and drops It futo a cup, , hole out? That ts a anestion'tlt'it ' ' pyjszled Engllgh golfer., Incident - ' ocenrred at tha Eurton-o- n irent Oolf lub. A player clipped his tVr.) shot- - ' . "l''lnst a lamb lying on tl,fl"-greei- '. ' AI i?osh the flag, was- - atlirin.the . ', '. hole, tte lamb deposited the ball " ease. ."-- folOks enIjJaerlun So mnj wjlt fiinffistlc Heas have been writing to tbeUugue n Natldf"-I- t hasVouod I oecessary to ef i crank QleiThf conteolj ir l -1 Thouftil for Today The speiirunt. t, tove lias nine In rc!lents: Patience kiuduess, gener oslty, humility, courtesy, on.selflsliness. good temper, gullelessness, slncerlly -- Orummond. . ' Big Cold Nugget Sidi't'y. N. 8. W.- -A gold nugget weighing 210 ounces was brought la recently by a miner returning from New flulnea. The New Guinea reefa, expert believe, will develop Into the most s Important gold Held In the southern hemisphere. FOR fiKLY SPRING : "t I ., J v; I . - ji f -- ,MIM.IMM The fancy w Jcy ensemble l a very chic o! I r early spring. This costume IsiPWd f tan and brown blouse w brown plaited akirt and Juunly coat of the same color. Suede glo IUrt shoes and tog complete the fi'- - f ' LnfXtv.d Indian An Indian' chief, scliose a'ga U ('--- en In tribal records 4 one humij and. thirty, l9 mournetft ValK-vi-ti- i Callf b-- fourons, eacfi of.wh,.l ' IS ore than'iriiiy. The V'-- ' "'ml- - - "er,wa Wanqel Portetf. chief oi ; Santa flpaa rn.lrans. -- Tlie'trihsl, r,-- . ' ordr-tut- e that Portes was Sort, 4,'N' 1798 and that he passed his entire life In the vicinity of (he SnntaItosn ' mountains. . , I Liberal YetRe.trict.d "Modesty Is the "dWicealment of what Is ugly. There Is nottln Jm, 'fstln the display of whatia boautlful."' ,,(. Lady MHIIcenf "HawesT' formerly the duchesa of Sutherland, was talk-ing about the present-d- a fnRlilona. 'I have seen a numler of dinner' gowns," she said, "and they are love-ly." , She added wlih a laugh: "Of course they are remarkable for latitude rather than longitude." ' The Uiual Alibi Washington. Senator Itohlnson has received a letter from Senator Curtis expressing thanks for cordial support during the campaign. They ran against each other, you know. Alibi: Sten-ographer's error. j. JL. 1Have "Whoopee" Hour t for College Youths 5 6 Ithaca. N. r. A novel col- - S 2 leglate stunt has been Inaugu 9 o rated by students of Cornell 6 x university here. X 9 Every Saturday evening a lo 5 X cai vaudeville and movie the- X I 9 ater sets aside In Its evening O J 6 performance a "whoopee" hour? 9 for the exclusive use of Cor-- ' 9 ( nell students. J x 9 During this hour ail the hiss 9 6 Ing, booing, groaning, derfding. 6 , 9 razzing and advising of actors, 9 6 previously under ban' by the 6 2 theater's strong-ar- squad, will 9 6 be permitted 5 X The "whoopee" hour Is a 2 o compromise growing out of a $ X conflict between theater mnn- - Ij 9 Hgemenl And students. 6 a ; DIPPING INTO I :: science I . - v X Sun Nearest Earth in' I ; ; January Although we experience the warmest weather' In late mim f mer, the earlh Is nrtmilly near , est the sun In early January ; From that time on the earth , recedes shout 17.(KX) miles a ; rtay- But during summer the ,'xun Is more nearly overhead so J i hat Its rays are more conceit '' iraled and ll Is this concentra 'Ion that product's heat. I. 19S9 Westoin Newpai Cnlon. If" WOULD BE LAWMAKER ' I i " a - ' V Mrs. I Varl Uldtleld, widow ot lute Itepresentutlve YV. A. OldhVId of X Arkansas, Democratic whip lit thf house, has boon nominated by the Democratic state central committee to be a candidate In a special elec-tion to succeed ber husband for both the short term expiring next March and the two-yea- r term beginning at thnt time. If elected Mrs. Oldfleld will be the first congresswoman from Arkansas. Wild Enough ;;. Ever been In the wilds?'' '.: ;' ' "Weil, I've been where yon couldn't buy a postcard." A womnn who marries a proud man V" knows that he will see that she I well dressed. I ... ' i f't", 'Occasionally a man proves his wl ' ' dom by acting foolish. , . . r . Ail: ht' If you have present? to shed pre - L--p-to shed them now."" - " .r-""- fvi'' A" 01110 1,'",s ' ((SSS recenrly became In- IJCrJsl "ne n(l tried to buzz saw. The cor- - oner's Jury declared the experiment I success. $ T,le man who never made a blunder U a poor one to have In a responsible position. Served Good "Eats" 5 Shanghai. Shanghai's midnight sons and daughters, devotees pf the cabaret and dance halls, are mourning the passing of the city's nost famous night life Institution, "Jimmy's Kitch-en." ' There was no pomp or ceremony, no orchestral din or garish display about "Jimmy's." It wus Just a roughly equipped restaurant in the heart oif a district where Magdalenes of many nationalities are quartered. "Jimmy's" was owned by one Joseph Jumes, a young American who served In the American army and was Honed at Tientsin. Fame came to "Jimmy's" almost overnight Three years ago the place was vlrtu- - ally unknown, save to a few soldiers and sailors. One night a prominent American, attracted by a sign reading "American ham and eggs," dined ai "Jimmy's." He was astounded al Hie excellence of fond and coffee. I'roudly young James Informed htm thnt prnctlciilly all of Ills food win Im-ported from America. The word spread quickly. Americans and Britons In large numbers Hocked to the place. Within a short time If became ihe fashionable gutherlug place of Shang- hai In the small hours of the morning The customers made many suggestions to James, but the latter would not change, his equipment He stuck to the rough board tables, the thick mugs : J and the thicker glasses. He steadfast-ly refused to supply other than palter napkin. ".liriiniy's" sold no liquor and none wus permitted on the premises. A husky "bouncer" was constantly on duty to stop tights between seafaring men who patronized the place And night after night It was a com-mon sight t see sailors In and out f uniforms, soldiers, marines, mer-chant marine sailors, beachcombers, dancing girls, clerks, Chinese, and men and women In eveulng clothes seated at the tables In "Jimmy's." The once familiar sign "Jimmy's Kitchen," Is gone now. The owner has gone into the cabaret business. I v ' "a " ' " l A f , ' --J Y v FOR v'" . ' ' G.OLDS" " -- ; . ''. v. V ' : v - s , ... . , . ' , " , ' i - , i -- ''.a-.-"--'- " : R - 7 ., ;,::v:..:'. ',, f- -t j '... "' . raVrafo)fl ffl'fxn v - - often wfants. - Whenever there' Pai tlAc 1 i16 er AsnnharoSttot-- " ' - " gi-t- s; with proven 4;rectir--, ' '" SUCHJS LIFE Sounds Plausible: --By Charles Sughroe ' '.,. C " gyPIMJi, li.l i. - nwi f"ir"T I I kvJ.'.. r I I I I'll J i , i ,, ' .in ' iTjTC v . |