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S. Business College school or rrricifNcr All eornmercJaJ brenchea. Catalo tVaa. S0 N. Maia 51 SALT LAKE CUT, UTAS era afw ft mr O Any book you want DUUlVd mail, CO D. Deseret Book Co 44 East So. Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah BATHE YOUR EYES f55v Cm Dr. Thompeoa'a yevsMf. Wf C JL. for tha Perfection mf Yr Comptarieel rTMs sere snea'raUe wibbi reawets aB Slinuwtliaa, slliSa steal, sltwslia eta., aas sweeataa son aHa ' eae eieeay oeeaeawtea. At eras er Seet atone er er auQ prpml.H r Scad ttwk S..UI, SoUl. AfMU Kt.it. assay CO., sars atnani a.,., cwicaso W. N. U, $alt Lake City, No. 17-1- 82. "... i King Tommy By GEORGE A. BIRMINGHAM Copyright by Bobbe-Merri- ll Co. W. N. U. Sendee In." Hp hud said It liz time already, twice fur each of tlie three servant, anil It Inn! been understood. This time the man outside simply went on knocking. Tommy went to the door and opened It. , He suw Count Canlmlr, beautifully dressed, smiling and bowing politely. Casimlr is always beautifully and ap-propriately dressed. I have seen him at the start of hour hunt In Lys-trl-a with a lull red feather sticking ap In the front of Ills cup and boots ttr.t would have stilted one of Prince Rupert's cavalier trooper I have seen him In evening clothes, and nothing more perfect could be found in a drawing room comedy on the London staxe. I did not see him that morning In the Adlon hotel. Hut Janet Church has given me a descrip-tion of his clothes. lie wore a pale srur suit with a faint blue line In It. thirty to a pound. Tommy believed him and Invested every penny ho pos-sessed In German marks. I do not know how many he actually bought, but the number was considerable, and the sum he stood to gain would have been a nice little fortune. An Invest-ment which promises to multiply your capital by. eleven or twelve Is very attractive, even If it pays no In-terest for a while. As everybody knows, the financial experts. Tommy's friend among them, were disastrously wrong, even more hopelessly wrong than experts usual-ly are. The marks depreciated rapid-ly and In the spring of Una It took one thousand four hundred of thetn to buy a pound. Tommy realised he was the victim, one of many victims, of a gigantic swindle. Itut being a man of cheerful and buoyant disposition, he did not wring his hands or curse fate. .e thought that thoutrh marks and creases In all the right places, a mauve tie harmonized with the blue line, a waistcoat I must leave a blank here and get Janet to tell me about the waistcoat again. Tommy was In crumpled gray pajamas and his face was soapy. Count Cnsimlr presented his card. Tommy read the name on It Cns-Iml- r Istvan (Iraf hut was not much enlightened. He would If he could have read what was printed under the name. It was a large card, much larger than the visiting cards used by ladles In England, and there were four lines of small print on It. no doubt a description of Count Caal-mlr- 's position In society. I'nfortu-natel-these were In a language which Tommy had never spen before. It seemed a very queer language. There were curious curly accents over the consonants. The letter X appeared with unusual frequency. There were several It's with their faces turned the were of little use In England, they probably had some value In their na-tive land; that Is to say, that he would be able to buy a good many din-ners, bottles of wine, theater tickets and such things with his marks In Germany. He asked for a holiday, racked his entire store of marks In a dispatch box and went to Berlin. He meant to stay there as long as the marks lasted and to have as good a time as he could. Tommy was a fool to buy the marks originally. He was wise in his plan for getting rid of them. Things of the sort he want-ed really were very cheap In Berlin In the early part of 1922. He had never been abroad before and he did not know a word of Ger-man. He started with a return tick-et, a Baedeker's Guide to Berlin and a German-Englis- phrase book, which professed to give him, spelled phonet-ically, all that a traveler could pos-sibly want to say. "SOME MISTAKEI" STNOI'flia. In London tha taller of tha story of the adven-tures of "Kins Tommy," and known hereafter as "Unci Bill," Is Informed by Ixird Norheya. aon of an old friend, that Lord Troyta. head of tha Brltlah for-eign office, Norheya' unrle, haa achama to mukt him (Norheya) kins of Ly atria. In central e. throuKh marriage to daughter of King Wlatlls- - lawa, deponed monarch of that country. A financier, i'rocoplua Cabla, knows thera la oil in pro-fusion tn Lyntrla, and with an Kngllah. king on tha throne tha output rould ba aecured for Eng-land. Norheya, In love with a stags dancer, Viola Temple, la not enthualaatlo over tha propo-sition. Tha patriarch, Menelaua, highest ecclesiastical dignitary In Lyatrla, la heartily In favor of tha reatnratlnn of tha monarchy, and Cable haa generouely financed tha sentiment. Cslypao la mak-ing a living dancing In tha "Maa-ootte- ," Herlln cabaret. Norheya refuaea to entertain tha Idea of giving up Viola Temple, to whom he la aecretly engaged. "Uncle Bill's" slater Emily urgea him to aecure a paasport from Lord Troyta for a certain Jnnt Church, atrongmlnded female who wants to vlalt Lyatrla In the Inlereata of a aoclety for world peace. Janet Church leavea for Berlin. "UnnJe Bill" la again appealed to by Ma alater to And a certain curata (name not given) who haa left his pariah In Ireland fr a vlalt to Berlin, and cannot be found. Lord Norheya and Viola Temple disappear from London. Procoplua Cabla recelvea Infor-mation that Norheya. with tha princess, haa left thera on hla way te Lyatrla, but Norheya ap-pears with tha former Viola Tempi, now his wife. The quea-tlo- n la, "Who la the man who haa gone to Lyatrla with tha Prlnoasa CalypeoT Part II. Berlin CHAPTER VII It Is easy to understand how the mistake was made. Count Istvan Caslmtr does not know English very well. He has never been In England and at that time had never talked to any Eng-lishman except the tutor who educat-ed him as s boy and taught hliu to read Shakespeare. The tutor must have been a Shakespearean enthusi-ast, for Casimlr has more quotations resdy for use than most of us. Un-fortunately, his knowledge of Shake-speare did not help much In his cor-respondence with Procoplus Cable. The English which Cable uses Is of a modern and commercial kind. I can fancy his writing to Casimlr: "Yours of even date"; or "of the 12th ult. to hand"; or "re Lystrlan mon-archy, we regret H Shakespeare did not write in that style and I do not suppose that Casimlr understood half Cable wrote. Nor did Cable quite un-derstand Caslmtr. He was Inclined to skip the quotations of the count's letters, not realizing that they con-veyed the most Important kinds of Information. Casimlr, for Instance, might write: "Now Is the winter of oar discontent made glorious sum-mer." Cable would take that for mere ornament, the exuberance of a man not trained to business. He would fall to realize that Casimlr meant that the restoration of the It must have been a good phrase book, much better than most of Its kind. Tommy, on the morning after his arrival, was able to ask a cham-bermaid for hot water, a waiter for breakfast and another man to clean his boots. Most phrase books are no use for that sort of thing.. They only tell you how to say "Good morning, honored sir. Will you give me the pleasure of,dkSiir st my house to-day, brlnglng'vonr gracious lady with you?" and things like that which the tourist seldom wants. While he drank his coffee and ate the wretched little roll which the German hotel-keeper- s give to guests wrong way, looking very much as If some one had lifted them up, turned them over snd set thera down the wrong way. The same thing had happened to a couple of N"s snd there was a B with a curious little horn at-tached to It. Tommy could read Greek. He had a nodding acquaint-ance with the Hebrew alphabet and could distinguish between German capital B's and Vs. Count Caslmlr'i language was none of these. "I bid yon welcome," said Count Casimlr, "In the words of your great Shakespeare, I say, 'All's well that ends well. " "I'm afraid," said Tommy politely, "that there Is some mlstuke." At this moment Janet Church came along the corridor, wearing a pink dressing gown, a pair of blue quilted slippers and a very ribbony cap. She was on her way to a distant hath. She saw Casimlr, erect and beautiful he Is a very good looking man--In front of Tommy's door. She also saw Tommy, with tie lather begin-ning to dry on his face. Janet hud been three days In Ber-lin, worrying the consul and the sec-retaries In the embassy for permis-sion to go on to Megnlln. She had not received my letter about Emily's lost curate. Indeed, she never did receive It. It reached Berlin after she had gone away ami was finally returned to me. Some women would have hurried on, turning their heads the . other way. Tommy was in his pajamas. She herself was most Imperfectly clothed. But Janet does not suffer from modesty and she loves Interfer-ing In other people's business. She calls this being helpful, and believes It to be virtuous. "Can I," she said, "be of any as-- monarchy was a gloriously accom-plished fact, or would be gloriously accomplished as soon as the monarch put In an appearance. Of course the similarity of the two names deceived Caslmtr. He was In Berlin waiting and watching for the arrival of Lord Norheys. It was nat-ural enough that he should think his sistance to you? I speak German fluently." Cnsiniir turned, put his heel a to-gether and bowed to her. Then he kissed her hand. Janet, In a red dressing gown and boudoir cap. musl j have been a surprising and rather a t disgusting sight. But Casiiuir's man-ners are us. perfect as his clothes. He would have bowed as politely and kissed her hand with the same ele-gant devotion If she had stepped straight out of her hath to be help-ful. "Thanks," suid Tummy, "Just tell this gentleman, will you. that there's some mistake. .Most likely they've sent him up to the wrong room. I'm not the man he wants to gee." Janet made a long speech In Her-man. Casimlr answered her with a still longer speech. Janet replied to that, and Ciisltnir, with an immense flow of language, answered her. Tom-my declares that they talked to each other for ten minutes. Then Janet turned to biin. "He says bis name Is Count Istvan Casimlr." At This Moment Janet Church Came ' Along the Corridor, Wearing a Pink Dressing Gown, a Pair of Blue Slippers and s Very Ribbony Cap. who breakfast In their bedrooms, he opened his dispatch box and counted his money. "It was the first time in my life," he told lie. "that I'd been a million-aire, and I liked the feeling. In fact, I gloated." I do not womler. The German notes are most opulent looking and Impres-sive things, far superior In size and texture to the flimsy little scraps of paper which Kngland has to he con-tented with. There are large gray note, as big as half sheets of note paper, worth a thousand marks each. There are beautiful thick notes for one hundred marks. Kven the little "funf" markers are Impressive. All Tommy's notes were perfectly new and spotlessly clesn. Nobody could have helped fingering them lovingly and reverently. It was a delight to count them. man nan come when he saw Norreyg In the register of the Adlon hotel. There Is only the difference of one letter between the two names. He was further misled by the "Reverend." Tommy, In those days, was most par-ticular about his "Reverend" ani set himself down as Reverend T. A. Norreys. Cssimir was not familiar with the title. It was nut, apparent-ly, accorded to the clergy In Shake-spearean days. The parson In "As You Like It" was styled "Sir" "Sir Oliver," as If he had been a knight. On the other hand, "Reverend" was used of Venetian seigneurs and such people. Casimlr took It for an Eng-lish version of "Hoeh Wohl geborne." It left him In no doiiht that Tommy was the man he wanted. Tommy, of course, had never heard of Count Casimlr. I do not suppose he had ever heard of Lord Norheys either, or of I'rocoplua Cable, or In-deed of Lystrla. He had not the slightest Intention of going farther east than Berlin. Indeed, he did not mean to leave Berlin during his hol-idays, unless perhaps for a little trip to Potsdam. Tommy has explained to me exact-ly why he went to Berlin and what he meant to do there. A year or ao earlier he had bought a number of German marks on the advice of a friend who professed to be a finan-cial expert . At that time he got three hundred and forty marks for a pound and they seemed cheap- - enough;. Tommy's "friend" "said that very soon they would stand at twenty-fiv- e er Tommy Is the victim ef a mis- - take which appears to have im-mense possibilities. Are they pleasant? (TO B CONTINUBID.) But It Is poor fun feeling that you are a millionaire all by yourself In a hotel bedroom. Tommy realized that he ought to be enjoying himself and getting some solid good for his money, He finished his cof-fee, swallowed the last morsel of bread, and began to shave. Then came a knock at the door. Tommy said "Herein." 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