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Show ' " "' ' THE PRESS-BULLETI- - ' The Press-Bullet- in H MASTERS, General Manager. C D. McNEELEY, Editor and Lesea. 8ubcrlpiiot .00 , Year In Advanca. 2.50 on Time. Entered as second-clas- s matter Ja. it. 1915. at the postoftlca at Provo, i ijtah, under th9 act of March 3d, 187. a lasued t rlday of Each Week at Provo, Utah. S1M0R: Explained at Last. I Mr. Flatbush Why In the world does a woman always get off a street car the wrong way. . Mrs. Flatbush She doesn't "Of course she does. Instead of fac-ing the way the car Is going, she faces the other way," ., 'That's because the conductor takes her beyond the street she wants to get off at, and of course she wants to face ; the way she's going." j More Imposition. "Mrs,. Dlggs is going to read an lm- - ; portant paper before her literary club." "Ah! In that case, Professor Dlggs will have to drop his scientific Invest!- - gatlons for a while." i "lie won't be compelled to hear her read it, will he?" , "No, but he'll probably have to write If Probably. The old colored man had climbed Into the dentist's chnir. "Shall I give you laughing-gas- , nncle?" queried the tooth doctor. "Not till the toof am out, boss," replied the old man. "Keckon tnebby Ah'll feel mo' lak laffln den." ' Vernacular. "Why did you discharge your cook?" "She said she wouldn't be repri-manded." "Did she express herself to that ef--. feet?" "Yes, but what she really said was, 1 won't take no sass often nobody.'" Point Blank. JackAnd when I proposed at .the dance she asked for time to. think It over. What do you suppose she did that? ' Bess Well, a girl naturally hntes to think of disagreeable things while herself. A HINT. Father Agnes, is that young man Btlll there? Daughter Yes, papa. Father Then ask him to bring In the morning paper before he goes, will you, dear? Exactly. W ' By subterfuga he got away From copa on the qui vive. And so became, aa one might lay, A subterfugltlve. " A Proud Declaration. "I miss the well-rounde- d periods you used to employ in your orations." "I may be shy fin well-round- pe-- , rlods," replied Senator Sorghum, "but V you will notice that I come to a full stock quicker." y. 7 A Final Opinion. , , . : "What dW ycu think of the tech-nique of the prima donna last night, , Mrs. Comeup?" "Why, it was all old style. It even was buttoned down the back." ' Mutual. G race Percy says his dog Is na as he is. 4 Polly Oh. there's no doubt about it. Percy is proud of the dog and the dog Is proud of Percy. Nowaday. Bpggnr Could you spare a hungry mnn a nickel? Cholly Yes, If you'll tell me where a man can buy anything to eat with a nickel. Rustic Plutocracy. 'Thousands of dollurs pass through V a bank teller's hands dully." "That's luithlng. Think of what passes through n farmer's huuds who milks twenty cows." In These Days. "It's as useless as tho fifth wheel to a wagon." '"That iidnge-l- s out of date. All au-tomobiles curry extra tires." WHIG AGAINST iULHOT (Communication) They are now prohibiting the sale rrf wormy fruits in Bingham and no-tices for that purpose are being" post-ed here by Deputy Woodberry of Salt Lake County and tl.e law of l!l7is cited which gives power to these educated public servants to destroy all fruits showing larvae or fungi signs on the fruit' Now these fruits have not been sprayed wUh (ome of the poisoned squads that the professional class has prescribed to be used, Therefore they show signs of larva insects. But in spite of the war and starvation ail over the land, and high prices the power that Is vested In Mr. Wood-berr-shall ; reign supreme. Accord ing to the notice all fruits in vehicles, shops or stores, muct be dstroyed lf1 thev show larva iafiect.ft. ' To Prevent Belching . Make a regular habit of eating Blow- - ( ly, masticate your food thoroughly, and you may have no further trouble. If you should, take one of Chamber- - v ' I lalu's Tablets immediately after sup- - j j per, , ' j What would truth sav about the condition of fruits that fhow the worm? If handled properly tha fruit can be conserved and the worms cut away, and if the larva is cooked it has only got the tlavor or the apple in the worm that one eats. This of course is not very pleasant to think about, but wlat would an analysis show? Would the test show contents to be anything but what the apple contulned? I think not. And what would Dr. Wcrtey say about pure foods in the cases where one is sprayed and the other is unsprayed? Not everybody knows that apples do not belong to the pure foods. Sprayed fruits contain from one to two per cent arsenic of lead. That, is the reason l)r, Wooley hsis put np-pies off the pure food list. Why d.i we have these laws on the statute books? Because we allow these snnie scientists to draw the law. and they get at the legislator and tell him about, the science that they have d!s- - covered, and fet them to make a law. The lawmaker docs just as he is told by the scientist. The scientist draws the bill and hands It , to the sympathizing legislator. lie intro-duces the bill and it becomes a law. Then you are subjected to the-- law whether it is a good or bad one. Your representative does not know the true meaning of he law, He be-lieves that the scientist is honest and will tell the truth, . '. , .. i ne legislature makes an appropri-ation for a few thousand dollars to do the service for you. TSe scientist sends to India for a certain specie of insect that lives on larva insects. The tdentist turns it loose on the farmer and the. farmer pays the taxes" for the service. Now the poor farmer has to wait' ' several'" years 7 "before he knows how his money has been spent whether for a good or 'bad purpose. When the alfalfa weevil was? first reported to rr. Ulall Jt,was found j a short distance aouthcast "of Liberty Park. The farmers were very much excited as they wore afraid it would spread all over the county. The . In-fested alfalfa covered less than one acre f land. The farmers sent for the scientists to point the,, way. to properly handle these insects. They came and made their search and told the farmers that they need not be alarmed as the insects only Infested a country for three years and then left. The farmers know the rest. At the end of three years the whole south end of Salt (Lake County was infested with the weevil. The wholesalo men in this state are now up against it to find some-thing to use in packing their wares for shipment. In the past they used salt grass, but now our neighboring ttates ar trying to get a quarantine egainst this packing wares in salt grass or forage of any kind on ac-count of the alfalfa weevil. This In itself shows how much these men of learning know. , f Now shall we have to put up with this for another twenty years with these things that are purely political or take the matter in our own hands and fire these servants and use the money paid to the would-be- ' servants p.nd start to undo the mischief . that they have done to us in the past twenty years. 'We Bhould do away with this unnecessary expense of In-spectors and scientists and sperd the money to exterminate ill insects. Then we would receive a diract bene-fit and would not be harassed by our neighboring states placing quarantine against ns. ' If tho scientist knew the species of insects and their habits they would be able to explain to our neighbors how to combat the evil, but they are in the 3ark because their syptem Is not true, and I have told them so for twenty years. W, II. POOL. MAKES --APPEAL FOR J . PATRIOTIC PLAY ' " t i . The Woman's Commute of, the Council of National 'Defense has sent out the following appeal: ... To 11.000.000 patriotic women In the State Divisions of the Woman's Committee, Council of National De-fense: For the boys and girls of this coun-try, we appeal through you to all pa-triotic ' citizens to save the nation's children from the war time hazards of incMised delinquency, over taxed nerves iid weakened bodies by giv-ing them a fair chance in the sum-mer vacation to grow well and strong through play and recreation. Official reports of war time condi-tions in Europe warn the ' United States that it Is imperative that all the agencies promoting playgrounds, recreation centers and leisure time activities , for boys nnd girls should be given money and personal service enough to increase, Instead of de-- . creating the number of young people benefited. You eleven million women are naked, each in her own community, to foster and promote wholesome lei- - sure time activities throughout July and August leading up to a Patriotic Play Week, September 1 to 7., Suggasted programs will be pro-vided through state Chairman oi the Child Wclfure Committee of the Wo-men's Committee, Council of Nation-al Defense, A1ashington, D. C. Represented in this war time ap-peal with the Children's Bureau and the Child Welfare Department of the Woman's Committee, Council of Na-tional Defense are the following or-ganizations. At a special conference in Washington, they pledged their help, throughout the summer, in pro-moting Patriotic Play: Boy Scouts of America. Camp Fire Girls, ? American Med if'ross, Jlureau of Young Women's Christian Associa-tion. Drama League of America, Anateur Athletic Union of the U. S. U. S. Department of Agriculture Boys and Girls Clubs. , Community Chorus Movement. U. S. Bureau of Education, U. S. School Garden Army, National Story Tellers (League. '. International Sunday School Asso-ciation. Girl Scouts of America. Educational Drama League. Council of National Defence, State Councils Section. Playground and Eecrcatlon Associ-ation of America. CASTOR IA v For Infants and Childrea ' In Use For Over 30 Years Always bears ' ' signature of fi&f'l BaaiiiniEirsaisxiiESEseEiSEiszEeisisisxsMXBSJisixseaan' m i.vt . ,, - '"':.!,,' . v t - n ' ' n ' . ' JJ, " vs ' S' - yS?'. - S ' fe"-- - '. ' I N mT 1H s i" man" . yL'Sw-- S It is absolute FOLLY for a man who intends to marry m (3 or who has a WiFE and CILDREN directly dependent S jj upon HIM not to save a part of his income from his earn-- g m ings or his business, v ' ' JJ u A'Bank Account is like a ball of snow; it will melt away unless you AD Dto'it. The habit of constantly S w INCREASING the balance to their credit will make any g man or woman RICH. g S '. , Make Our Bank Your Bank, H We Pay 4 Per Cent Interest 5 JJ On Savings Deposits B ' ; ii: a s; ; M EARL RANDALL, President. g h S. J. HAYS, Vice-Preside- S2 Ii. P. UNANDEK, Cashier. , Si g ISADORE GAUCHAT, Asst Cashier. g 'EBlISBEBBIEXZIIZaffiZISIIIIBZIXISIBEIIIIlIESIIIIIIBIIl; r , - " -'i --.' , "! 5," ' . , I'inni.iiM, . i vc t.'.L.y. ...'i4,., oMainrfl thnmorn ttio cmi i . '.i .ti,l il "O. SWIFT CO." oiBUuitf j.m-ki- i bought tur ManufBsturom. - I - Bund amllorketch''sonfl m:i'r(nt!r.n I of your invention lor Fh6B &fcARC,4 1 (Mia puiiort on iwitptitahility. wtuttt E entu or no ftwj Wriio tut oat tn baok I ' ' of UUttoMilad bivenliuns, I D. SWIFT & OH Patent Lawyers, ioo a f 307 Snventh St., Washington, D. C,J Can't sleep! Can't eat! Can't even digest what little you do eat! . a One or two dee r ARMY & NAVY V fVNj DYSPEPSIA TABLETS will make you (eel fen year younger. Best ri. known remedy for Constipation, Sour Stomach I CSB ' and Dyspepsia. ! I 25 cents' a package at all Druggists, or ; j " sent to any address postpaidby the 1 U. S. ARMY & NAVY TABLET CO. 260 West Broadway, N Y. . I'1"" Iu.i ifi'lTifTTl 11 DOING GOOD Few medicines have met with more favor or'accomplished more good than Chamberlain's Colic and Diarrhoea Remedy. John F. Jantzen, Delmcny, Sask., says of it, "I have used Cham-berlain's . Colic and Diarrhoea Reme-dy . myself and In my family, and can recommend it as being an exception-rall- y fine preparation," . v Advt. CAUSE OF DESPONDENCY Despondency Is often caused, by . ' indigestion and constipation, and, quickly " disappears when Chamber! Iain's Tablets are taken. These tab-lets strengthen the digestion and move the bowels. Advt. I i SPRINGTEXis the underwear . f V, !! with million little springs in its Hy r ;; fabric which "eiv and take" ... WundewAvear , ;! with every movement o( the ... " sT- Z ! body, and preserve the shape of , Ji V TT ! the garment despite .long wear . fj . X' ' " ; and hard washings. mi t' '1 i It ii the year-irou- underwear, lipht, J, .A fl fc-- f; medium or heivy weight, u you like. : v., iU'..A II J'y:Jttiy'Jr'M i; "Remember to Buy It i.'Vr?' I ; You'll Forel You Hv. It Oa" i h ii UTICA KNITTING CO, Makers TrVWM ' " v 4J ; Sales Room: 350 Broiriwsy, Now Yorti : VV''V ) Carter's Little Liver Pills You Cannot be J&t A Remedy That Constipated w55hnJ and Hapny s3 A'SfS .l'.' BARTER'S IRON PILLS j many oAvi U--i iucts but V crcatly help most pale-face- d people W-- - " Twwll)rwtBaBJCtaamI3aJ 'V sp rx A visit to Salt Lake City it not complete unletm you have a IBigSxvim AT THE 52 Wm( Bro.awy Two l hot sulphur , watar pools. Lady and Gan. tlamen attandanta. - '. HHIil'MA I ISM VANISHES TuuiasiicjiTi. I BATH AND BED tj? H '.iTB do not relieve pain, but after the pain has been relieved may prevent its recurrence. Advt. ARE YQU ONE OF THEM? There arc a great many people who .would be very much benefited by tak-ing Chamberlain's Tablets for a weak or disorder a stomacB, rAre you one of them? lira. M. R. Searl. Baldwins-ville- , N. Y relates her experience in the use of these tabletiy "I had a bad spell with my stomach about six months ago, and was troubled for two or three weeks with gas and se-vere pains in the pit of my stomach. Our druggist advised me to take Chamberlain's Tablets. I took a bottle home and the first dose relieved me wonderfully, and I kept on taking them until I was cured." Those tablets GET YOUR PHOTOS IN BINGHAM There la a splendid photograph gal-lery In Bingham under the manage--! ment of J. E. Carlson at 467 Main St Mr. Carlson is successor to Mr. 0 brlelson. Day or night pictures. SUMMONS t j Jn the Justice's Court, in and fo.' the , ; Tfei th Precinct, City of Bingham, , County of Salt Lake, State of Utah, 9 ' Before Jno. C. Green, Justice of the . Peace. , , SJrunno Perrl, plaintiff, vs. Guglielmo Paci, defendant. The State of Utah to the Defendant: You are hereby summoned to appear before the above entitled court within ten days after the service of this mons upon you, if served within the county in which this action is brought, otherwise within twenty " days after this service, and defend the above en-titled action brought against you to recover the sum of thirty-fiv- e dollars,, legal Interest at the rate of 8 per cent frctn Sept. 1st, 1916, and costs of suit; on account of board and lodging sup-- i plied by the plaintiff to the defendant, and in case of your failure to do so, judgment, will be rejidered against you according to the demand f the com-- , plaint. ' Given under my hand this 11th day of June,, 1JU8. ' ' v ' ' " JNO. C' GREEN, R. II. SPEAR MADE , Justice of the Peace. PRESIDENT OF ALL- - , AMERICAN TRUCK CO. In keeping with the .spirit of the times, the All American Truck Com-pany has conceived the AH'American idea, which Is the greatest and most thoroughly All American movement that has ever been Inaugurated in the history of motor trucks, a movement that embodies certain principles that are bound to be the futuro funda-mental basis on which trucks will be built and sold. , This typical Yankee Idea is an Ir-resistible force, closely Identified with every operation of the company. Every development of the business Involves the direct application of this splendid patriotic principle. . This All American Idea is briefly bummarlzed in Mr. Spear's own words: "In our modern factory, only Am-erican citizens are employed, only parts that are made in America are used in tno manufacture of our super trucks. . Our entire sale organization is comprised solely of American repre-pentative-distributors, dealers and salesmen. For the period of the war All Am-erican super trucks are sold for ser-vice directly connected with the gen-eral war program. .American ingenuity, which can he depended upon to decide the world's struggle in our favor, gains both strength and momentum from the ap-plication of scientific principles, from the of the various in-dustries and the of all of the 'forces of labor. - The All American idea produces a maximum result through the applica-tion of scientific principles by . these forces of unqupstioncd loyalty, and I balieve that the extension of , this data to other lines of Industry, and its support by numerous associations of ; trade and commerce throughout the United States will be but a, nat-ural result. This plan can be applied with an equal succees In solving the inter-cit- y haulage problems for the relief of the railroads in short hauls where motor express routes are being es-tablished and trucks operated on the regular schedules. This form of transportation is rapidly becoming more popular each day, affording bet-te- r facilities and greater dispatch, Rafts In Lifeboats. : k Hafts hinged to the sides of a life-- j boat nnd which spread out when It is afloat to give additional buoyancy form a recently invented device for eafety at Bet. , ' ;. First Market RJace. The town records contain allusions to "the market place w early as 16.'50. Three years before, in 16.13, the gen-eral court had ordered that n market should be kept in Boston every Thurs-day, and the place selected was the widest part of State street (then known Interchangeably as Water street and Market street) where It opened Into the main street or highway of Itox-bur- ... ... ; r. - ... - - - - - L. J" J ' .. ... I v DO YOU KNOW WH- Y-- Baseball Makes AH the World Akin? 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