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Fort Worth j, AngelMi atonio, Seatth ART FOR flj HE HEART'S I FICTION sake 1 CORNER Rube Goldberg ,j "Where'd you get this crazy Idea, anyway?" "Well, It's only a suggestion" "But, Caswell, how do I start playing with the chalk that is, if I'm foolish enough to start?" "I've thought of that, too. I can get a student from one of the art schools to come here once a week to show you. If you don't like it after a little while you can throw him out." Doctor Caswell went to his friend, Judson Livingston, head of the A-tlantic Art Institute, and explained the situation. Livingston had just the young man Frank Swain, eighteen years old and a promising student. He needed the money. Ran an elevator at night to pay his tui-tion. How much would he get? Five dollars a visit. Fine. Next afternoon young Swain was shown into the big living room. Col-li P. Ellsworth looked at him "Sir, I'm not an artist yet," an-swered the young man. "Umph!" Swain arranged some paper and wrinkles deepened at the corners of the old gentleman's eyes as he asked elflshly. "Well, what do you think of it?" "Not bad, sir," answered Swain. "But it's a bit lopsided." "By gum," Old Ellsworth chuck-led. "I see. The halves don't match." He added a few lines with a palsied hand and colored the open spaces blue like a child playing with a picture book. Then he looked to-ward the door. "Listen, young man," he whispered, "I want to ask you something before old pineapple juice comes back." "Yes, sir," responded Swain re-spectfully. "I was thinking could you spare the time to come twice a week or perhaps three times?" "Sure, Mister Ellsworth." "Good. Let's make It Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Four o'clock." Koppel entered and was flabber-gasted when his patient took his pineapple juice without a whimper. As the weeks went by Swain's vis-It- s grew more frequent. He brought SSaJfiF Sfl St QMWidtjr LJERE, take your pineapple juice," gently persuaded Kop-pel, the male nurse. "Nopel" grunted Collis P. Ells-worth. "But It's good for you. sir." "Nopel" "It's doctor's orders." "Nope!" Koppel heard the front door bell and was glad to leave the room. He found Doctor Caswell in the hall downstairs. "I can't do a thing with him," he told the doctor. "He won't take his pineapple juice. He doesn't want me to read to him. He hates the radio. He doesn't like any-thing!" Doctor Caswell received the In-formation with his usual profession-al calm. He had done some con-structive thinking since his last vis-it. This was no ordinary case. The old gentleman was in pretty good shape for a man of seventy-six- . But he had to be kept from buying things. He had suffered his last heart attack after his disastrous purchase of that jerkwater railroad out in Iowa. The one before that came from the excitement engen-dered by the disintegration of the Happy Package chain of grocery stores which he had acquired at a fabulous price. AU of his purchases of recent years had to be liquidated at a great sacrifice both to his health and his pocketbook. Collis P. Ellsworth sat in a huge chair by the win-dow. He looked around as Doctor Caswell inquired, "Well, how's the young man today?" "Umph!" grunted the figure in the chair In a tone like a rasping cough with all the implications of a sneer. "I hear you haven't been obeying orders," the doctor chlded. "Who's giving me orders at my time of life?" The doctor drew up a chair and sat down close to the old man. "I've got a proposition for you," he said quietly. Old Ellsworth looked suspiciously over his spectacles. "What is it, more medicine, more automobile rides, more balderdash to keep me away from the office?" "How'd you like to take up art?" The doctor had his stethoscope ready in case the abruptness of the suggestion proved too much for the patient's heart But the old gentleman's answer was a vigorous "Rot I" "I don't mean seriously," said the doctor, relieved that disaster had been ayerted. "Just fool around with chalk and crayons. It'll be fun." "Boshl" "All right" The doctor stood up. "I Just suggested it that's all." Collis P. sucked his gums and his wrinkled chin bobbed up and down. Two students giggled at the raucus splash of color on the wall, and Swain fled. crayons on the table. "Let's try and draw that vase over there on the mantlepiece," he suggested. "What for? It's only a bowl with some blue stains on it Or are they green?" "Try it. Mister Ellsworth, please." "Umph!" The old man took a piece of crayon in a shaky hand and made a scrawl. He made an-other scrawl and connected the two with a couple of crude lines. There it is, young man," he snapped with a grunt of satisfaction. "Such fool-ishness. Poppycock!" Frank Swain was patient Ha needed the Ave dollars. "If you want to draw you will have to look at what you're drawing, sir." Old Ellsworth squinted and looked. "By gum, it's kinda pretty. I never noticed it before." Koppel came in with the pro-nouncement that his patient had done enough for the first lesson. "Oh, it's pineapple juice again," Ellsworth mumbled. Swain left. WHEN the art student came the week there was a drawing on the table that had a slight resemblance to the vase. The ' I the old man a box of water colors and some tubes of oils. When Doctor Caswell called Ells-worth would talk about the graceful lines of the andirons. He would dwell on the rich variety of color in a bowl of fruit. He proudly dis-played the variegated smears of paint on his heavy silk dressing gown. He would not allow his valet to send it to the cleaner's. He wanted to show the doctor how hard he'd been working. The treatment was working per-fectly. No more trips downtown tc become involved in purchases of en-terprises of doubtful solvency. The doctor thought It safe to allow Ellsworth to visit the Metropolitan, the Museum of Modern Art and oth-er exhibits with Swain. An entirely new world opened up its charming mysteries. The old man displayed an insatiable curiosity about the gal-leries and the painters who exhibit-ed in them. How were the galleries run? Who selected the canvasses for the exhibitions? An idea was forming in his brain. When the late spring sun began to cloak the fields and gardens with color Ellsworth executed an awful smudge which he called "Trees Dressed In White." Then he made going to exhibit it in tee Summer show at tee Lathrop Gallery For the summer show at .Lathrop Gallery was the biggest art exhibit of tee year in quality if not in size. "If tee papers get hold of this. Mister Ellsworth will become a laughing-stock- . We've got to stop him," groaned Koppel. "No," admonished the doctor. "We can't interfere with him now and take a chance of spoiling all tee good work teat we've accom-plished." To the utter astonishment of all three and especially Swain "Trees Dressed in White" was ac-cepted for the Lathrop show. Not only was Mister Ellsworth crazy, thought Kppel, but tee Lathrop Gallery was crazy, too. Fortunately, the painting was hung in an inconspicuous place where it could not excite any no-ticeable comment. Young Swain sneaked into the gallery one after-noon and blushed to the top of his ears when he saw "Trees Dressed In White," a loud, raucous splash on a wall otherwise drenched in beauty and harmony. As two gig-gling students stopped before tee strange anomaly Swain fled in ter-ror. He could not bear to hear what they had to say. Two days before the close of tee exhibition a special messenger brought a long official-lookin- g en-velope to Mister Ellsworth while Swain. Koppel and tee doctor were in the room. "Read it to me," requested tee old man. "My eyes are tired from painting." The doctor read: It gives the Lathrop Gallery pleasure to announce that the First Landscape Prize of $1,000 has been awarded to Collis P. Ellsworth for his painting "Trees Dressed In White." Swain and Koppel uttered a series of inarticulate gurgles. Doctor Cas-well, exercising his professional self-contr- vrtth a supreme effort, said, "Congratulations, Mister Ells-worth. Fine, fine. . . . See, see. . . . Of course, I didn't expect such great news. But, but well, now, you'll have to admit that art is much more satisfying than busi-ness." "Art nothing," snapped the old man. "I bought tee Lathrop Gal-lery last month." j ASK Mt "NIL, W ? A General Qu 1. How many W, bay dui k? B 2. What is the ftft M Which of the of the ancient world - seen? 4. Who was the "kniJB woeful countenance"? 5. Do Eskimos have hi 6. Which was the 1 lean dty to have a station foi all imes, bKM 7. What is the true' the dog star? w, 8. What is the lareeK in the world? V 9. 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"To the post office, sir," replied the loy, with a virtuous air. The employer gasped. "And does it 'ake you two hours to post a letter.'" be inquired, sarcastically. "I beg your pardon, sir," said the lad with some heat. "Three letters!" It Helps "Oh!" said the nervous old lady to the bus conductor, "I do wish the driver wouldn't go quite so fast round these skiddy corners!" "That's all right, lady," said the listener. "You just want to shut your eyes, same as he does!" Despicable Two girls, walking home togeth-er, were discussing their current heart interests. Said one: "Now I ask you, Isabel, how could I like him? He's so deceitful, pretend-ing to believe me when he knows I'm lying to him!" Money may talk, but it isn't nearly as loud-mouth- as some 'oiks who suddenly acquired it. You can five variety to waffles by adding two cups of finely chopped apples to each two cups of flour used in a standard waffle recipe. Sew lingerie guards in sheer blouses to assure even straps. 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The stems expand with the heat and take up more moisture. Many foods may be reheated and served again without change in flavor if heated in a double boiler and steamed through, in-stead of bringing it in contact with direct heat. Play's Long Run The world record for the long-est run of a stage play is held by "The Drunkard," which on July 6, of this year, began its 15th year and was presented for the 5,257th consecutive time at the Theater Mart in Los Angeles. Gems of Thought Necessity is the plea for ev-ery infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. Pitt. Great men do not control events; they profit by them. Andre Maurois. Popularity is a crime from the moment it is sought; it is only a virtue where men have it whether they will or no. Sir George Savile. The man afraid of work must be brave enough to meet pov-erty. The gown is hers who wears it, and the world is his who en-joys it. 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