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Show 1 " !' BEVERLY HILLS Well all I knoW . - fa Just what r road in the papers, and ip what I hear over the Radio, and as the papers havent bad anything, and the ktatlc baa been bad, Ignorance U pretty rampant. Bernard Shaw talked over the Radio, that was the blgb point ot radio broadcasting. He made the rest of us that some-limes some-limes use that medium, me-dium, think we all ought to retire and lust let him say It. , ' You know, he Is a brilliant old Bird. r ; He never pays what you are looking ' . S, ' for him too, but he always says what : 1 ' you are glad he did say. i . ' Italy has bad another big wedding. One of the daughters married Boris of A " i '. Bulgaria. They went away off down to . ' " ' ' some llttlo town in Italy to marry, it . ! ' - seems there was a Justice of the Peace 4 aown there that she liked. It rained j '' " " during tho wedding, which means that i .. . It wont turn out very good. But it i r ' wouldsnt have turned out very good 4 ' l . ' even if it hadont rained, for poor old ' ? t' . - Boris just got about another war .o go. r '. . He aint so old, only about 32, but there ; . ' , will be a war pretty soon, and of t " ; -courso no Eui'opehn war can be official , a '- i unless Bulgaria Is a participant, and - " ' , then Boris will got thrown out on bis I , if ear. The first thins you know the King j .. . , ' of Italy will be the Father of more - deposed Queen Daughters-in-law than i- anybody. , . .t . . , . - Mussoliul seems like . he is going ' ; ' ' along pretty strong. Saw a picture in t .' the Movies the other day where he r had an awful mesa of young fellows ' . drilling and saluting him. France is r , still leary of him. She is afraid to go down and pounce on him, for fear Ger- fit ' "many will hop on her during their ti?,- ': - chastisement of Italy. Thats why Mus-j Mus-j i goiinl traded this Queen to Bulgaria, ) ' ' " ' V was iu case of any little national up-". up-". 1 " , rising in Europe, that Bulgaria would ' V ,,: - respect their Father-in-law and join - .'v-r itaIyt rt8 tlle 0ua8t line of Hooey and ' V- Diplomacy lit the world In Europe is f ' r to try and gain Allies by marriage. J , , jL"' They thin- if they can marry one f J.f ot tneir Iyal Family into another J v . . ' ..Jtoynl, Family that that binds em" , closer. .Nobody ouklent have ben J much closer bound togeather than -5 'v " ' ; Germany and England.: They had been . marrying ach other like Rabbits for - ' BcaciaLions, yet when the time jome i they turned. against each, other like " -. Brothers. ' . Bo thoso poor devils' of royal parent ' tt , OKQ J!'st go-long, go where they are " . ' - sent I doubt If the gal had ever seen . this Berls Bird, till he come praucing ' down the center aisle. , , But we luveut got any time to mess ' , away oiir time worrying about them. 1 ", . What ure we. doing right here in the j -, '- old homo-precinct? When you read I - this, our usual November Follies will j .h ; . have -passod into tho discard. Election day will be a relic, and we will wake ' ; " j,- up with some more of em. There is a ' fU", deal of excitement, rather synthetic, ' " " but anyhow excitement, in some quar- i "" tera, as to who wilt go on the Govern- , meat pension liBt after this election. ' Thsy tell nia New York State Is all i . ' . hooped up over the Govenors race. I I . " .' dont l.uow jat how Roosevelt will 1 ; t " fare, but I Baro do know he is a fine i- high tlat.8 man. " I suppose he lost a , . , . lot ot support by not spaiiklng Tarn- j I - - v many and sending em to bad, but he is ' ! . ; .' ' a fine Uian novur the less, and I guess fw""1 .'" " this other fellow la too, I dont know , ; ' :: " (Urn. - ,'''...: . - ,; ; '.y'mi'j j . -It looks like lao Democrats will got t ' - ' ' In a hunch of new .nos. They always j - do mihhty well on these oft years, We ( - got em In on off years and got em out ' , ' on Presidential years.' But it gives' . -- soma penple somettltils to get worked ' " ' . IP ovo and get' all excited over; It ' dont mean anythiflg. We been stag- ' ' goring along -now'" about , 15Sf "years I", under every, .Couceivablo horse., thief ' i - that coald get into office, and yet here " , we are, still going strong.; .!, ri y I doubt if Barmims circusor Hagen- i " - backs wild animal circus has .housed , T "r . , , as many different ' kinds of species as It . has been iff our J ' Government em- J, ploy during lta.&- V. ' . '" istenco. Yet as bad , i ' ' as they ' are they . , v. cant spoil it, and t as good as they are x they cant help It, , . , We are jubt a river f ' ' u flowing along. . We ) ' ' "t have a droughth L ' year, and we have a flood years.. They . build dams to stop us but we just fill .up and flow on over em, so there is ' , really nothing that can be done to , about us. We are just flowing to the 'i"-S 4 sea. Corruption cant retard rut, and S ' , reformers cabt assist us, we are just J flowing along in spite ot everything. I . ... - A good mas eatit do nothing in office . becauss the .System is 'against him, - r and a bad one carit do anything tor the i game' reason, . So. as bad as -we are we : -i ' are better off than any other Nation, t ' ' so whats the use to worry. I V -v .' , ' come pretty near having two holl- 1 " . .' !t ; days of equal importance in the same - " neek, Ilallowe.en and election, and of ' -t the two election provides us the most ' fun. On Halloween they put pumpkins I ' ' - on their heads, and on election they " - '" " a- doa't have to. ' " ' f ' ' WiOj MiNiujht SyB(3iit, lae.) . : -. ... e- - - -f - " . . - ""'"'".', ' ' " ". |