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Show B. Y. U. PROFESSOR I BECOMES MILLIONAIRE (By Loan McDuff) Verily idleness is not the mother of mischief, but of millions. So think-eth think-eth a noted B. Y. U. teacher who, during the tflu vacation has devoted himself to the study of chemicals with marvelous results. While experimenting ex-perimenting with Hun-yellow and Turkish red, the local grammarian developed de-veloped a pigment with which he hopes to paint the whole community a radiant hue. (Note how good com-eth com-eth out of evil) So confident is the professor of his bonanza that he has turned all his property into stock and is cunvaasing the local community commun-ity and commercial club members in j sn effort to confer the blessing of Opulency upon his friends. The pedagogue estimates that within with-in a few months he can liquidate the bonded indebtedness of the United States, restore Belgium to its prewar pre-war status, make the waste places of the earth bloom and furnish Theodore The-odore Roosevelt with a gold muzzle. Assuredly if the teacher can accomplish ac-complish the last "stunt" he is worthy wor-thy of our best support. Success to the profossor In hla new colors. May his tribe increase, for lie itatb life. |