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Show :xxxiKxzxxxxxKXxsssssir That if all men were as honest In their convictions as tha German who- was taken from Garfield by FVderal ' officers, and who 1b now enjoying- the hospitality of the government at Fort Douglas, one would be In a position to know where they were at Wouldn't theyT . , That when Bingham gets beaten at their baseball games the publish an v . Incorrect score, according to Lark ' statisticians. That man invented the telephone, jbut women hold the line. That two million German babies have mJssed being born on account of the war. It is our notion that they are better off unborn. Destiny knows her business. DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU That some men insplte of govern-: govern-: ment requests to hold on to their Liberty Lib-erty Bonds, even when making $5 a day, pay their bills with ILIberty I Honds, yet they look on themselves as patriots. That General Manager Kellock of the Ohio Concentrator did not give the 1 grass any chance to grow In his path- 1 way when he came up from Salt Lake 1 the morning of the fire. That Leo Abel towed the Salt 1 Lake fire department boys how to get around a mill with a bunch pf hose. That some people realized how val- ued the Ohio Concentrator was to the assets of Lark on the morning of the 10th. , That two of a kind usually makes a pair If in the mill, mine or smelter. That It seemed a funny sight to see A fire engine that Is capable to run on its own power, taking a ride on a flat car with a locomotive ahead. That Isadora Gauchct and his boys nre specialists when it -comes to fire fighting. - I |