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Show COPPER KING CAFE Where the Boys Meet and Eat We Never Close. HARRY GARVIN, PROPRIETOR. I Opportimity j WANTED: Two young ladies of ability and good ap- pearance to do pheasant work days or after school. If you I want to make some extra dollars, here is the opportunity. f Inquire at Bingham Bulletin office. f I RITZ HOTEL f Modern Rooms for Transients jj Rates Very Reasonable jj i Phone 344 560 Main Street wuuwwsuiiuwutr. 30 Acres at Hunter, just east of Magna. 5 room Fire Brick Bungalow, Gum Wood, Oak Floors, Full Basement, 3 Furnace, 2 Car Garage, 15 acres alfalfa, 15 acres flow land.- Utah - Salt Lake Canal water right. ;Lights. Piped water, jf J Price right. $1500 down, balance yearly payments. Write jj owner: GEORGE W. SMITH f 1277 E. 21st. South St. Phone Hy. 822 J f ? Salt Lake Cit", Utah ; f i i r ii ' The Game No j I Woman ever Won! I .If K ti K ' For uncuintod centuries women have staked Time, g i Su :n?tI-.,IIealth, Youth life's precious possessions a? 'gainst Washday, and since the dawn of ' days, r.o woman has ever won! ..--But there is a ic way out - -i p'f ;?"t path that leads to the laundry. Telephone us and lift wearying washday out of jj your life forever. f 'Royal Laundry decs ithts! g ! Royal Laundry I Phone 90 1 af 5 Heaven Help Us! Another Saxophone ! Not content with spring house cleaning, clean-ing, presidential campaigns, senate investigations in-vestigations and nine saxophones, the Fa'.cs have thrust upon us another saxophone, saxo-phone, making ten. We just received this bad news from the Conn Music Center, Elkhart, Indiana. ' That will increase the suffering of the public ten per cent, according to the reports of the country's best statisticians. '1 he latest perpetration is a saxophone in "F." We don't know what that means but it is reported to mean "Saxophone "Saxo-phone in Finale." If it is true that this is the last saxophone, we're humbly thankful. Providing no more saxophones saxo-phones are made, we guess we can stand just one more. Hospital records will tell. According to the latest United States census, the saxophone family, from smallest to largest, consists of the following fol-lowing : flat soprano, C soprano, B flat soprano curved, B flat soprano straight, F mezzo-soprano, flat alto, C melody, B flat tenor, flat baritone and B flat bass. i Count 'Em and Weep Count 'em, gentlemen. Count 'em and weep. Ten of 'em, now. What makes it worse is that the new mezzo-soprano in F is to be a lead instrument. You know what that means. Remember when you used to sing in the choir? Everybody wanted to smg the solo parts. It wasn't so bad when most of the choir was set to work singing aito, baritone or bass, but when they broke forth into the lead it was terrible. With the resourcefulness of the Spanish Span-ish Inquisition, the makers of this instrument in-strument have doped out a new design which is different from all the rest It' looks the same but it sounds different' We're not interested. It can't sound any worse. Ho bum. I For Your "Beds-Lustrous SPREADS I SPECIAL PURCHASE BRINGS REMARKABLE VALUE Exclusive cPaltern.sFull Double Bid Siz: 84xl08rFast Colors - NEVER before has any store been able to present a Another Amazing value that comes near to this and only through the VICTORIA combined buying power of several thousand stores is I GROUP guch m ()ffer now possible. SPECIAL OFFERING Boautiful( Rayon bedspreads in a lustrous novelty Jae-This Jae-This means better value than . . . fi. 1fta -ih -.,, anyone else can offer, for the luard pattern in one piece, size 84x108 with seal requirements of 10,000 stores opej edging. Long enough to go over the pillows and are combined to exert utmost act bolster cover and spread combination. Each economies in the purchase and carefully inspected and individually boxed. You moTwT 35 it enthusiastic about these spreads for they are truly wonderful. ' Choice of 5 Colors $ F 50 Rose, Blue, Gold, Ivory, Green Guaranteed Fast Colors (UJ BINGHAM MERC CO. The Big Store I Ms Hi M I $ The phone order I gave Wells Groceteria was filled as satis j S & S 5 factory in every way as if I had made personal selection, a I The roast, the cereals, the vegetables and fruit were deliver- 5 ed fresh and clean. You can depend on the service you re-' g i ceive from the 1 1 S 1 WELLS GROCETERIA I Phone 63 And Be Delighted K 5 sf I |