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Show THE HER 4 He will go" is the way the Tribune states that the Roberts case is in a head line. Of course he will. The question is whether he will stay there. Colonel Bryan will be in Utah next mining stock ami when they have invested a sum which would hurt if lost, month. Now lets give him a .send off. they get hold of some reporter and en- Should he happen here when the voldeavor to convince him a big strike has unteers come home what a gathering been made in the property, so they can that would be to be sure. . sell at an advance next morning, when the story shall have been printed. It So the Chicago University has fordoes'nt make any difference whether bidden its band to play Hot time in Well, if some uniany strike has been made or not, they old town to night. are gambling on that stock and want versity had to do it, perhaps it was well to win. A short time ago The Ib:i: calthat Chicago should start in. led attention to the fact that in one of the schools there was a drawing" for The committee having the matter a doll. The little girl who won it was in charge, has decided that the statue happy, no doubt. Hut as to the differ- of Maud Adams, to be erected of gold ence between a drawing and shaking for the Paris exposition, shall wear a dice, low man out" this paper can see shirt waist. The Bee would suggest a but little difference. few other garments in addition. The Gambling of all kinds is no doubt average shirt waist makes a mighty an evil, but not so bad as was painted. poor suit for even a statue. The players do not always lose, and some men make money at itj Hut if it The solemn assembly of the dominis to be suppressed suppress all of it. ant church seems to have agreed on one If the house where every one can go is matter; tithing must be paid. closed, close those places where the select few meet to defy the statute. Pingree announces he is for Alger, Draw no distinctions between people. but against McKinley. If that isnt an anachronism what is? Do you desire the inside history of how much work it took to get money And now the Rescue Home is unto get the Salt Palace erected? Do you der fire. Fond mammas say their boys want Judge Colburns Utah we love go there nights and whistle for the inthee" speech reproduced in full? mates. Boys who do that should be Would you like the entire truth told? spanked. If so Tiik Bee is here willing and ready. Its high time this community got a Count D Castellane, the husband shaking up. Tin: Bf.e is willing to of Anna Gould, has sent a letter to the print the list of all those who have not Prince of Monaco, which is said to be subscribed to any enterprise during the equivalent to a challenge. If the Prince past five years; who have been willing of Monaco accepts' it and they, fight, to rake off their cent per cent on a heres hoping Anna may become a investment; who have foreclosed mort- widow, or perhaps this would be better, gages and hied people into proverty near it. If that fool young coupt right along and it will come mighty could get pinked about twice, once ip near doing it, because it has searched the hand which holds his pen thep the records of late and is hooked up would the people rise up and call the to tell the truth, the whole truth and ruler of the gambling bailiwick indeed when that is said nothing but the blessed. truth goes. It is said that leading Filipinos want peace and prosperity. Send them a bunch of the latter which we are enjoying here at this time, according to the administration organs, Dreyfus is recovering his spirits. He received his wife with smiles instead of tears. Really however, that seems but natural, after what the little woman hasdonc for him. Hanna owns McKinley" says the I lerald. Well, who denies it? When a bill was introduced last winter compelling the street car companies to vestibule their cars, the measure was fought and defeated because the representatives of the corporations said they were dangerous. Yesterday two of these alleged dangerous cars were received and will be run on the line of the City Street Railway company, : Mrs. Susie Emery has been interviewed in Denver and she declares B. horses are her only fad. She then adds She was born in old Kentucky. If W. H. Evans, keeper of the lodging house, is guilty as charged, of permitting boys and young girls to use his place for immorel purposes, a term in the penitentiary is scarcely adequate punnishmet. Denver is sore because a Utah girl is to be the model for the Paris Exposition gold statue among other bitter things says the girl will be hollow. If Denver can produce a girl that isnot hollow, then it be time to make a kick. Price is enforcing the Sunday law with a vengeance. The local base ball team was stopped at practice last Sunday by the city marshal. If you toot your little tooter and then lay aside your horn theres not a soul in ten short days will know that you were born. The man who gathers pumpkins is the man who plows all day, and the man who keeps a humping is the man who makes it pay. The man who advertises with a short and sudden jerk is the man who blames the printer because it didnt work. The agent who gets the business has a long and steady pull and keeps the local paper for years quite full. He plans his advertisements in a thoughtful, honest way, and keeps forever at it until he makes it pay. He has faith in all the future, can withstand a sudden shock, and like the man of Scripture has his business on a rock. The latest report is that Dreyfu$ cannot talk. Oh that some of the city council might be sent to Devils island. If this thing of being interviewed keeps up, Brigadier General Otis, when Otis, will speaking of Major-Generhave to hang out the Not brothers No relation sign. al its issue of July 3, the Standard makes the following grave announce- In To morrow is the Fourth Truth is indeed stranger than fiction. ment: Chatterji is the name of a Hindoo who is lecturing in St. Paul. There are several Chatterjis in this community. ; A St. Louis professor wants the name of the United States changed to Usona, a combination of the longer title, United States of North America. That is all rot. The United States is a good enough title and certainly no-- , thing has transpired these latter years to make us ashamed of the old name. We ought to go on calling ourselves Americans and let the other fellows call themselves Mexicans or Canadians, as the case may be. As the chief nation of this hemisphere we ought to appropriate the continental name, for that is our right and so universally recognized by all nations, The United States is America. |