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Show Till: dry when they the really dry arc out for a good time in the close Instituof (The Girly Girl, the Bicycle, tion vicinity Our Own of Finance, Learning and the Brute and the Tack, and How Toil ( mostly toil). Wc will tell one to another all Helped they Our you how it all happened. Mix-upThe cap- Demoniacal Hero make several carefully placed few a are itals tacks at regular intervals, ours.) There were sounds as of revelries Points Upward; that is to say, the Tacks had their points upward, by night along a certain gravelled sidewalk in a portion of the Town not the intervals. much' occupied by rough Riders. Perhaps you, suffering Admirer, have never observed it, but We The Riders were not Rough, either; they were Fair. Neverthe- have. There is nothing that beats less' they ' Tackled something a Winsome, Blushing, Bright-Kyc- d Little Woman in getting warmer than San Juan and HI Caney. They did less climbing anything she goes after. She will but they got there just the Same. invariably try to ride over everyOur City Fathers being much thing, including Pieces of Broken Occupied) with the ."Terjiblc Glass, Lost Machetes and. ReSwJe" had'Jailed to pass enpugh versed Tacks, I ler skill is incomCurTtW'Tjrdinnnces they had not parable. She is not afraid of anyKvrn if it does Puncture. reckoned nth the Gay Young thing. Lady? hnd thc Treacherous Hike This is the Average Woman. . thatcoostrtufea more dangerous There are Others. Our Brute was of a malignant Cdpibiiuiiioothan a runaway horse, fofJio.and Her Hike are a Night-mar- type, though he had No grudge : Perhaps the City Fathers against Pedestrians. .Two , gay are wiser in their sins of omission damsels came along at a than in their freaks of commission. young gait.- .Theirs was the pace Pefhaps they know :they" can not rapid Stop her. She has given Ourselves that, kills. Unlike transgressors many Vainglorious Opportunities whose ways are said to be hard to'stop her and some of them we (and wc have a little personal have Accepted and Others we acquaintance with Ways of this have not. We that is, Ourself Kind, not with the two rapid always reserve the right to Re- ladies) their ways were o that ject apy. and. All Chances of this Nice Easy Sort which lead to De.kind. struction. . Suddenly one of them A certain Brute is still w'ser. must have observed something He perambulated along the self- because she immediately tried to same Sidewalk in the Dead of ride it down. She struck it fairly We have someNight (whatever that may be) and squarely. with his pockets full of bright, times been struck fully as squarely Then pop shiningTacks of the carpet variety. but never fairly. Side park Commission went her Tire to remind her of ers of Chicago have kindly pro- that familiar noise made by. a cork vided against the Tack Sprinkling when liberated from a small bottle, Habit by ordering that all horse- and she as suddenly got a feeling less Vehicles propelled by electri- as Tired as when the steenth pint city or something livelier' shall goes inward on its downward not be allowed to run at large. course for upward effect. The The Sidewalk- Bike is propelled word, course, used in this connection is a typographical Error. by:$omething Livelier. - ... Our Brute Friend was some- If has one too many letters. thing of a Prophet with weak legs Shakespeare spoke one time of a who had been an amiable spectaCorse, but we have in mind the tor at a Social Session of the Blue deep , significance of the little Church the night before (he letter, O when placed between couldnt have been there the Night an I and a U, because vve have Ahead, though he was a night for tacks. They neednt have ahead; also a Head ahead) and. been so particular, though, for the having gotten into the ways of the whole sidewalk was Theirs and Transgressor, he was in no Hurry the Tacks. They were entitled to to get Out. He proposed to do the Whole Thing and got. The his own propelling and was not innocent little tacks of which engaging Damsels to push him there were a whole package were along even if he was a Good Thing., proven to be mightier than all the Propelling was the. only thing he Wind of a city council meeting had been successful in Doing. and much more Pointed. Ivvery We spoke of sounds similar to little woman who assayed to hit the loosening, up of large and de- one was highly successful. They sirable bottles of Extra Dry so all had wheels. They, havent delightful to the ears of the extra now. FATE OF FAIR BIKERS. . s. e. - The-Sout- h - BKK 13 It was a succession of Bikes with Girls astride, chafing down Males in their mirthful pride, and a succession of 'pops' as each rider tried to hit some tack which didnt hide a little hit though all other things shied to give to each STAR BAKERY AND CAFE a ARTHUR KENT. Prriticr. 239 South Main. feminine Rough Rider the Wide side of the Walk. After this thev may avoid their "pops" by keeping in the Middle of the road". flaws hi 20 cis. We will. Ever) thing fii st class. Nfw Ladies Lioinj Room. The story of the punctured tires was told by pop after pop. Other tales of trollevs astrav have been Evening Parties Catered to. told the same wav. To the Brute it was a nights diabolical Fun. If Headquarters for excellent Bread, Cakes Etc., fresh every day. Free delivery Candies, he was solitary in his enjoyment it was not His Fault. Eventually the supply of the class of ladvfolk who have Wheels became exhausted and so, whent the last sharp report went and lost itself among the hazy peaks of the Wasatch, (and its echoes died down like the last soft, sweet, sad cadences of the Banks of the Wabatch" )w here the proud mounUtahs Leading Cigar. tain crests rear their white capped Manufactured by the moon heads beneath a that is, the mountain ergsts did all CIGAR CO. this our Demon heaved a sigh soothingly sympathetic to himself SO West 2nd Strti He and loud with great relief. felt good. As a Social Corrective he had achieved more Success Telephone 728 N. felother than Fernstrom and the I lop-side- d CO-OPERA- TIVE lows. This is our first revised Aesop Fable. The Delmonico Cafe, It may be our last. S. (). Sad. FIRST. CLASS WEALS. THE BEST COFFEE IN THE CITY. NOTICE. ' Erastus Hanson Emil Nelson. Ladies and Gentlemens Lunch. Two good lively hustlers can find employment on liberal terms by callingat The Bee office. 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