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Show SATURDAY, APRIlo :.2. SAbT IoAKE CITY, UTAH VOb.II. WITH fifty thousand a year the THE TRIBUNE has appropriately Tlu girls that wnr the theatre-hat- s speaker of the house is not likely to be plated a tombstone in Its editorial colGant set why others rnlnJ a broken Heed. umns, emblematic of the dead issues Eclips-eof the drama by a hat they sit lately discussed by it and the News. behind. s theatre-hatfind never York New the They WHEN politics get dull in In one another's way; and political capital is needed a comSENATOR TELLER, ns might be exTheyd rather see a theatre-ha- t mittee is sent out to stir up Croker. TIuui any sort of play. pected. is still true to silver. The McBy Tudor Jenks, In the Criterion. Kinley band wagon with all Its enITFOHE Thomas Jeffersons next chanting music has no charms for him. SHE SHOPS. birthday it is to be hoped the squabbles in the Democratic family will be Sho shops! IF THE daily papers of this city Sho does not mean to buy. For funds are low and prices high. keep up their silly quarreling much So many people wonder why longer, they will bring disrepute upon She shops! DOOLEY is going to England on the whole newspaper fraternity in the a lecture tour. The English will probShe shops! state. Sho keejis herself apprised see the point of the joke one year ably Of all the bargains advertised. hence. And with a gusto undisguised THAT dollar dinner turned out to be She shops! She shops! CROKER may be a thief but he is a tremmendous ovation for Bryan. This The tired assistant sighs, not a hypocrite, and that is a virtue must have made the cold chills run For long experience makes him wise; not possessed by many who find fault down the backs of those who thought He knows whertln her weakness lies Bryan and his cause were dead. Sho shops! with him. A Sigh. s She shops! She hurries to and fro, And when the sun is setting low, A thousand captured samples show She shops! Pearsons Weekly. IT MIGHT HAVE BEEM. We will be what we could be. Do not say It might have been, had not or that, or this. No fate can keep us from the chosen way; He only might, who is. We will climb where we could climb, tell me not Of adverse storms that kept thee from the height. What eagle ever missed the peak he sought? lie always climbs who might. ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. DOLLAR dinneis seem to have stiuck a popular chord in New York. WITHOUT Tom Reed and Jerry Simpson, what will congress amount to, anyway? IF THE big state of Pennsylvania can get along with one senator certainly Utah ought to. No. 9 Trust in thine own untried capacity As tluM wouldst trust In God himself. Thy soul Is but an emanation from the whole. Thou dost not dream what forces llo In thee, Vast and unfuthomed as the grandest sea. Thy silent mind oer diamond caves may roll. No man shall place a limit in thy strength; Such triumphs as no mortal ever gained May yet be thine, if thou wilt but believe In thy Creator and thyself. At length Some feet will tread all heights now un- attained Why not thine own? achieve! Press on; achieve! CORBETT has opened up a saloon In. New York, but has nothing about the xesort indicative of his former calling. In his attempt at respectability ho probably wants nothing to interfere with his future political success! THE PROVO Enquirer says it should not be much trouble for the Republicans to carry this state if they will GERMANY objects to our meat and work together. But they wont do it. A GREAT many Republicans who talk loudly about the wickedness of as they probably think over there that They are split Into factions worse than, Tammany and Croker find no fault with all our meat is like that canned roast the Democrats. If they were only' beef furnished the army it is not sur- harmonious they' would surely' have a Quay and his methods. prising that they should object. great opening just now.' THAT Denver and Salt Lake air THE OGDEN Standard offers $100 line railroad story is revived again. It THE COLORED men who organized is an old worn out story which people the Workingmens Social club have for evidence that will lead to the first will be slow to believe. been fined for running gambling rooms conviction of a plural marriage in this and selling liquor without a license. state b.v authority of the Mormon THE LOGAN Journal, by its article Will this affect in any way the Alta church. This is a perfectly safe proposition. ' It is not claimed that these taloutside of club? the employment against marriages are performed in the state or ent in schools in this eitv, shows the the United States. Then how can it wisdom of such an action. IF SHERIFF Howells would be as be proven that the church gave its auzealous in looking after the interests thority', even if it did so? This sounds SUPERINTENDENT CAINE of the of the public as he seems to be in fur- like one of the Standard's great big waterworks threatens to resign but thering the interests of certain poli- bluffs. there is little danger of his really doing ticians and corporations, he would earn so undemocratic a thing as that. his salary. Detecting Flaw in Metal. To detect hidden cracks opening ROBERTS is keeping mighty still from the surface of metals, the surwas not THAT seem is first moistened with kerosene Island not face Jekyll meeting these days, and the twins do and is then dried off with a cloth. It to be making much noise. But just without results, if the report that Tom is then coated with chalk. After a wait until after the first Monday in Reed will resign is true. The admin- little while the oil works out of the next December and keep you ear to the istration has succeeded in shelving little cracks and stains the chalk. A' it took fifty thousand a sort of diagram of the hidden fissure ground, and you will hear something Tom Reed, but imd defects is thus produced. year and a trip to Europe to do it. droo . |