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Show V THE BEE If Remember tne fthese: Mai.e, Death to Weyjer," What's the matMimi (l Myiterjf at ll C'llf ter with Dewey?" How do you feel to, of day, Alfonso?" On to Havana," Hur Humors of war are aomeilmea as U"-- f ijrah for FJtrhugh Ixe." At the end of I the aa of war stories anJ Itself tying ja week the ftathered regiment Is cap-jlTaiiona of spies do not have a rein- able of giving utterance to more suring effect upon nervous people. sentiments In five minutes than There are, doubtless, no more spies lu the most accomplished Fourth of July, Washington than elsewhere, but the orator could in a month. Occasionally field has been worked there, (a parrot Is found who repeats a few !a to the limit, plenty of plmost Spanish words, picked up in Its South jUMevlng the most extravagant l that American home. In former days l aney can devise. As a result, to act was considered an accomplishment fonl out of the ordlna or bear tin? slighta parrot to speak several languages, but, est resemblance to a Spaniard is nowadays a parrot who speaks tlm enough to throw one tinder suspicion, tongue of the hated dona la likely D sometlmca with amusing resulta. One get Its next wrung. d 15 SCAPED BY WAP. i The People's a SAIT py-sto- lilS I. Suit take Stf-o- nd lle ry Ieler South M Lit, Utah. night last week about 'night a man alighted from a llth street car, leaving on the seat a package about six Inches long aud an Inch .and a half in diameter. The conductor iwaa posted on the spy question and 'opened It with trembling hands. It contained a tin box, which In turn inclosed two sticks of dynamite. H showed them to the motorman, whose superior knowledge led him to suggest, that they were arranged to be exploded .by means of electric wires. Whereupon the two nearly expired of fright. After: a hurried consultation they decided to go toward the city. Very slowly th motorman applied the current, fearl ig ;every instant that the dynamite might explode, while, to prevent all possible Jarring and reduce the danger to a stood conductor .minimum, the Al box. the .holding deadly Ninth street and Pennsylvania avenue the conductor passed his awful burden and the story connected with It Into thj- I 1 a police officer, who at When Darwin asked a gaucho of the why he did not work, the ro-- ! j pampas ply was: I cannot, I am too poor!" iTlie great naturalist was astonished, but the reply was a perfectly natural The man had no horses, and a 0De paucho never worked excejt on horse li kack. On horseback, no matter it sev Jenty years of age. he always appeared young. On foot he waddled like tq alligator. Whether herding sheep 01; f ternal government sentenced .enough that g-w- SPECIALTY.... r- (.inhain. -t .... Ml- - Plea-an- t, an) T:Wpro Fr and all intermediate 10.00 a m From Park Cily and interme8.30 p m diate point line Pa la on Pullman through running Only Sleeping cars from Salt Enke tosan Francisco, Sail Lake to Denver via Grand Junction, and to Kansas Cty and Chicago via Salt Colorado jHilnts. Through tourist or family tleepers without change, to Kansas City, Chicago and Boston. Free reclining chair cars from Salt Luke to . Denver. No change: close connections. Safety, speed and comfort. Ticket Oner. DEI W. Second Snath Street 41 Piodofttce Corner. D.C. DODGE. and General Manager. Trarth Manager. F. A. Wil'l.fcioli General Passenger Agent. Vice-Presiden- t S. H. BAIUXN'K, 52 WEST SECOND SOUTH ST. TELEPHONE murder.-,er- 230. TUTTLE Live Real Estate Dealers s, infantry sometimes was. BARGAINS FOR RENT, FOR SALE! I shall pay your Roman Parent P. 8. Only Complete Rent 1(9 PIHIH ST. debts this time, sir, but understand List lu the City, that in future I decline to be a party, j to your extravagance. It is useless ta ask me to Increase your allowance, which is already more than sufficient for every reasonable requirement Upon two hundred a year, sir, you In Effect May 8, 1898. 'ought to be able to maintain your position with cTedit. Young Hopeful Trains arrive and depart at Salt Lake City Yes, dad, and if thats all youre go- daily as follows: ing to do for me, I shall want plenty ARRIVE. Moonshine. of it. From Chicago, Omaha. St. Louis. Kansas City, Denver, Park City and 3 10 p. m. Ogden Statesmen. for Bicycles From Helena Butte, Portland, San The bicycle has now become a conFrancisco, Ogden and ir termediate 0 05 a. m points firmed parliamentary institution in' From San Fran. Isco, Cache Valley, Austria. In a few days, by special ar-- t A 15 p. m. Ogden and Intermediate From Chicago, Omaha, St.points... Louis, a of the suitable rangement president, Kansas City, Denver and Ogden.... 3 10 a. m. room will be provided within the pre-- , From Mercur, Tintic, Provo, Nephi, I i . , PARROTS ARE PATRIOTIC. They Unlearn Spanish street has on hand at present fifty; new parrots just imported from Venezuela and Trinidad. Their cages are ranged round a phonograph which Is. constantly repeating phrases such as: A PLANTS In Agreement. sec-jon- ! MINIIN IG 1 ! in demand. The public will buy onlyc such birds as can utter patriotic sen-- ! Itiments. One dealer in talking birds,, 'who conducts a store on North Clark,) ...INSURANCE... I nt .well-educat- ed all 8:45 M.inti Ku niteld, Belknap and . . . . . 8 00 all lutermetllutr m 8 For Eureka. Put-ot- i, Provo and ft 00 p in all interim diutc No. 3 -- For (VUrit and ihe WV- -t it io p m No. I -- For Ogden end the Vet 12 3op tu Park city and intermediNa 2 -8 (0 a m. ate AHHIVK AT BAIT LAKE ClTT. No. 1 From Bingham, Provo, Grand Junction and tho Ea-- t. ...... 12.20 p m Na J From Provo, Grand Junction 8 05 p in and the Na ft Frm Proto, Bingham Eureka. Belknap. Kichiu Id. Mantl and No. aH horse thieves and other miscreants inot to death, but to serve so many years with infantry, and miserablo i That constituted the repertoire of a; parrot are now no longer .. GENERAL.. yj'by g I ; FATE SALT LAKE For Proto, Grand Junction int rn-- l and all Proto, Grand Junction and 4-- For 5. 98. : once, and Hurrah for Admiral Dewey. ' Bird, From Chicago Chronicle: been in have fanciers who deal parrots to teach their pets phrases to obliged jmeet the exigencies of the war. Tritei phrases such as Polly wants a crack-- i ;er and the other infantile remarks! For MARCH We-t...- cattle, marching, hunting, drawing w.t, ways on horseback. He even drew a jnet on horseback, or churned butter by about with a hide-ba- g i galloping oj !mllk tied to the end of a lasso. On the I march he slept on horseback, neve.; falling off. In death, too, he was oftei Ion horseback, the sinewy legs maln talcing him seated In the saddle as 1? In life. The beggars, what few oU 'them existed, begged on horseback, ex- a silent hand as lithem. In an alarm at night every ono ran to his horse, and, mounting, was .ready for what might betide. A pa- mmm ft. 25 pm all Intermediate 8 35 a in Na 5 -- From Ogden and thj We-- t ,. No. 4 From ( Vden and the ?.3uput Na 7 From Eureka. Parson. Provo. 1 ter from a well, the gaucho was S' HILL HUE Ea-t..- ,.. 1 labandoned his beat and hastened to the police station. The sergeant on duty 'had read how Spanish spies blew up powder mills, and handled the death-- ! dealing box quite gingerly, passing It, after an Inspection as hurried as his, : dignity would permit, to the night clerk, ,who watched It until morning, when not engaged In wiping cold, clammy, sweat from his brow. The next day it was taken to the navy yard, where an .expert classed it as something new in the infernal machine line, though none the less dangerous for j doubtless He carried it to a seclud-Je- d reason. that spot, made an electrical connection land pressed the button, while all pres-ieheld their breath and ears. No ex- -. plosion followed, and the current was i turned on again, with more care this d jtime, but without results. At the looked. failure boy serious-faced of the shoulder ,over the I know; .expert and cried: Aw, one is. dose of wot j dat Its tings they wot de de carries, in cop fly puts glims ion his bike and runs de lectric light. With a look of disgust the boy walked iaway, arranging his messages, while ;the expert began to explain why the. presence of spies rendered extra precautions necessary. I E Alwaya on llurirluirk. 1 - .cuslodr of Order Promptly lilted. CorrcHpondtftuc Solicited. . . 1 well-.dresse- Nof ! ? 1 1 1A Maiiom-i- ) l.ltirai St mut NiiifU, We liii), r mul rnliuii,e llk Nii'eU. i'ie, mul liie llir ini Imiliiiek fur ,iei'. lallv ixiiil Ini or Na Uxk miiil a lie. her m T CO 11(1 NT.mi) In 01,1 Kart Hint Ntw Nil II,t lale-- l Mull Utr IN EFFECT No MihiI Miiqille, email Exctyxnsfe. ONjook 1, pa-'trlo- . Leave Salt Lake City: The Overland Limited for Chicago, St. Paul, St. Louis, Omaha, Kansas 7:00a. in. City, Denver and Park City Mail The Fast for Chicago, St. Paul. St. Louis, Omaha, Knsas City 6:25 pm and Denver Arrive Salt Lake City: The Overland Limited from Chicago. St. Paul. St. Louis, Omaha. Kansas City, Park City and Denver 3:10 p ni. The Fast Mail from Chicago, St. Paul, St. Louis, Omaha, Kansas 3:30 a. m , City and Denver Only one night on the road to Omaha, two nights to Chicago and SL Louis, Other lines one night additional. The Union Pacific is the only line through to above points without change of cars, and the only line operating Buffet Smoking and Library cars and Pullman dining cars, with 11 and 12 houis quickest time to Missouri river and Chicago respectively. City Ticket Office, No. 201 .Main Street. Telephone, No. 665. II. M. CLAY General agentSanpete Valley and intermediate cincts of the reichsrath to accommoPoints 0 20 p. m. At Mixed train from Terminus, Tooele date the machines of deputies. and Garfield Beach 4 00 p. m 425 of are. the members many present DEPART. fajjbadl Royle & Hempstead, familiar with the wheel. Every day For Omaha, Denver, Kansees the number increase, and in a very sas Chicago, City, St. Louis, Ogden and Park ATTORNEYS-AT-LA7 00 a. m. City short time half the house ought to be San Francisco. Ogden, Cache ValFor flecking to parliament on wheels unit8 10 a. m. ley and intermediate points Offiice over Wells, For Ogden, Denver.Kansas City, Omaed at last in sport if not in politics. Sail Lake Ciiyjiati. Fargo & Cos Bank. St. ha, Louis, Chicago and interme- Heat Eodured by Unmans. The human system can endure heat of 212 degrees, the boiling point off water, because the skin is a bad con- -' ductor, and on account of the perspiration cooling the body. Men have withstood without injury a heat of 300 degrees for several minutes. A good farce is a rarer bird than a 'good comedy, and so The Man from .Mexico in its year and a half of peregrinations over the continent has been jcfoubly welcome. It is far better than My Friend from India, which bears k the of the same playwright, ! hall-mar- diate points 6 25 For Ogdeh, Butte, Helena, Portland, and San Francisco 8:45 J'yr Eureka, Mcrcur, Provo, Nephi 7 30 Sanpete Valley For Provo, Nephi, Milford, Frisco 0 00 and intermediate points fMixed train for Garfield Beach, Tooele and Terminus 7 45 p. m. p. m. Titles Searched and Abstracts a. m. p. m. Prepared a. m Trains south of Juab run daily except Sun- flay. By The , tDaily except Sunday. City Ticket Office Under Masonic Hall, No. 200 West Second South street. SURETY ABSTRACT C0R1PRNY, Telephone 250. Railroad and Steamship Tickets on sale to til parts of the world. Pullman Palace Car ticket office. W. Eccles. D. E. Burdey, Gen. Trf. Mgr. Gen. Pass. & Ticket Agent. Office 73 Mailt St. STEPHEN L, MOYLE, W. H. Bancroft, First door North and General Managei. of Deseret NaManager. tional Bank Vice-Preside- nt |