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Show 4 Till; club or a sword of Damocles. lf a man be poor the club hangs over hisdevoted head; if he be rich it is the sword suspended by a hair. The poor all seem to be anxious to exchange the club for the sword and the accept their rich overhanging weapon as the inevitable. Ami bv reason of these monstrous conditions the universal tragedy of all things human goes on while the witches of want, woe and wantonness whirl HKK set the world's panorama from a plane of lift? infinitely higher than that of the "Dryasdust" of the shop of figures. I hey may In: covered with rags anti sores as they munch the crumbs so begrudgingly can at them from the tables of the rich, but they know that when Dives dies the voice of the ligh est shall then utter the verdict and proclaim who has been the fool, 1 the following: "I laving always wanted an office and never being able to get one, and thinking the present time favorable, I hereby announce myself etc. The prevailing fashion of long trains on ladies skirts has lead an eastern editor to inquire: If a man should wear his pantaloons so long that whenever he appeared on the streets he should be obliged to reach around behind and grab the slack and hold around in the great dance of death. I he Saltair man- If in all this someone may exist j Our Mot I 1,(- who is careless of the advantages and I Is ! :lKCI"L'nt " P.,,,,1., the miseries of money, society, sitting complimented on the them up, wouldn't you ladies give him the laugh? in the proscenium boxes, the parquet, result of the voting contest for the the balconies and the galleries, has a most popular lady in Salt Lake City. A Salt Laker just returned from great laugh at the expense of the hun- Twelve hundred and fifty dollars or gry commedian on the stage. The sit- such a matter decided that Leda the south says that while in Texas he uation is ludicrous. murder went across the river at HI Paso and Why will you not Strombcrg, of Henbrook-Morri- s be a slave to money as we are? is fame and several other kinds of fame, witnessed a bull He said it was light. what the commonality of men, women was more popular by several thousand a fact that Americans applauded the. and even the children think. 'The points than women with irreproachable bull, while Mexicans applauded the deWe character. do be wonder not that query might pressed further "Why fighters. not be as dull and stupid as servile? cent people bow their heads in shame. Why not be flat, insipid and dense? But then the whole business was a that President Barnes money making scheme and so what is They say Why not be mere prisoners of condipleased with the outlook. Why tions of wealth which are as hard and matters it if the states name is beshouldnt he? He will feel good until fast as any bars some poor offender smirched just so the promoters are enelection and after that will console peers through? It matters not that the riched? But what about that grand himself day, with the thought that he has bars be painted yellow--the- y are none ball. Mr. Clayton? The contest was the less inflexible. Some man sits in conducted fairly, Leda is entitled to had his day. his chair all day long at his desk in his the necklace according to your own bank and thus drags out a wretched opinion, and you ought to have fulfilled Asa matter of fact Ananias never from It would have been a was monotony year to year, until, from your promise. very popular and this afford an existence of sedentary lethargy, defitting climax to the whole performance. some consolation to our may own void of every sentiment and emotion, barren of every incident of interest, he Since our last issue it has been ansinks into his grace to demonstrate the that the Reverend Mr. and truth of the Nazarenes parable. Yes, nounced It seems to us there is one M rs. Maynard are about, to give up the point of but he is the wise man! He is the man of the First Unitarian church preat safety about the automobile carripastorate who insists upon facts and figures. will never get its tail over the in this city. Their departure will be a age. It He h as not any time or place for fun. reins. loss to the city- - During their stay in To see another smile is painful to him. He never attempts so excruciating a Salt Lake City, by their constant effort and their influence for good SALT PALACE SOUVENIR, thing himself. His face grows as ex- has example been far reaching. They have pressionless as that of the Mongolian made many friends here whose good stoic. Poor fool! though never so wishes go with them to whatever field wise! when will he learn to become a C. W. Bouton has during the past month turn. they may been engaged in compiling matter for an companion with the rest of his kind? It would be too difficult a task to official souvenir of the Salt Palace and the law A Federal marridefining legal show to this prisoner of the money work will be out from the press about Sepbe and to polymonogamic age making den the is that which craze mongers tember 15. It will be a neat and valuable and uncohabitation polygamous gamy his has its end only in the coffin. He der whatsoever guise or pretense, a book, containing a history of the Salt Palace, has gone up against a game of the inits founders and promoters, and sketches of finitude of mathematics. There never crime against the United States, punish- its officers. The chief feature, however, will will be dollars enough in all this wide able by severe penalties, including disbe the illustrations, which embrace world to satisfy this sage of Mammon. franchisement and disqualification to every office hold business would be prominent house and the more elewhatsoever, any No wonder the Master made the angel of death say to such a one, Thou fool, the right kind of treatment for such gant residences in Salt Lake. The mining this night thy soul shall be required of men as Roberts and other cohabs of industry is given some attention, while varithe church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Da- ous enterprises of the state are the. represented. Saints. The souvenir has for its main object the The commedian, the town buffoon, the jester of the corners, the amusing showing of Salt Lake and Utah to the numtruth teller of the lowly sanctum are all Jim Moyle who seems to be spend- erous visitors at the Salt Palace and in this fools, but they know ing most of his time in the hands of it will be a success. It is a work of which there is ever an ounce of 'wisdow be- his friends should be more frank and Salt Lakers can feel proud and should be neath the clowns jingling cap. They make an announcement something like in the eastr" "L-iy- y self-confess- ed widely-distribut- ed |