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Show Ti REFLECTIONS OF A MARRIED MAN. i Is ignorant of tho amount of money sho Many a mother-in-lacauses to pro into tho coffers of tho saloon man. w eun and tho earth and a nice wife aro sometimes as far apart as the probably still further away. Many a man would como home earlier and stay later if his wifos mother would keep her tongue and her fingers out of the family jar. Many a woman Is a mother whom I bellovo naturo intended for a bacholor girl. Tho sweot girl graduate writes -- 15 boring grocery is throe cents higher than it can bo bought for for tho down town, can scarcely bo ml led a household economist. If the gentleman who writes Reflections of a Bachelor New York Press were to marry, he would havo considerable much more room for reflections. A nice girl t p --rri 'tzj Cj Mj rri .xIj I havo known women who havo mado life a burden for their own box while they havo boon alive, and then havo bought Mowers for them when they were dead. No woman is so hated by some wives as tne uno liudr husbands happen to speak well of. I)R. FELL. Henry Ryans answer in tho Knutsford hotel suit is a thing of beauty and a joy forever," sparkling with wit and holding over with true Irish indifference as to tho consequences. Ho (ionic's generally and specifically each and every allegation of tho allegator and proceeds to allege a few' things himself. Ho charges Holmes with being a mugwump, who used tho celebration and brought tho suit for tho purpose of advertising tho Knutsford hotel; says that Gus worked off an old and unsalable stock of cigars on that occasion; that tho hotel people gavo tho people present a kind of noxious drink, alleged by him to bo punch, but which this defendant is informed and believes was a mixture of alkali water and a vile and noxious compound known as Holmes elixir; that on account of the multitude assembled there by said Holmes ho found it necessary so to dilute thu punch with alkali water that said punch became very offensive and noxious, and was unworthy of tho occasion and a shamo and reproach to tho Democratic party. so-call- pages of manuscript and reads them at commencement exercises, and is rewarded with bouquets and applause. 'Two years after marriage it is an effort for her to sign a receipt for a load of coal. fifty-seve- n so-call- If some women could not mingle with men who, while not very wicked, aro just wicked enough, life would be a Great American Desert for them. ed ed It Is tho unanimous verdict that tho Knutsford hotel is indebted to It may be strange, but it is nevertheless true, that women admire Judge Powers on his counter-claito tho extent of 12x18 inches, tho in other men in other womens husbands, say the same traits of space he occupied while advertising tho house on Jackson day, tho character that they despise and howl about when they are displayed same to be paid for at regular advertising rates. by their own hubbies, dear. m We dont want you in our set, as the hen said to the If a man comes to the conclusion that his wife needs a rest, and suggests that she go into the country for a couple of weeks, he is anxious to get rid of her; if he insists upon her remaining at home and cooking his three hot meals a day In the summertime, then The poor young man who called the heiress the sinecure instead of hes a brute. the cynosure of his eyes made a mistake. She didnt take him at his word. I have a sort of an idea that it was a female snake that created the disturbance in the Garden of Eden. How does a book-wormanage to get through the world, any way? 0, he generally bores his way! There are some wives on earth who are jealous if a man speaks kindly to one of his own children. That dirty pool of politics at Washington still has but one Reed If the average woman had horse sense, tho divorce lawyers would in it. not be able to write such large checks. m The average woman wdll believe a scandal about a woman much quicker than she would the same story about a man unless that man happens to be her husband. Beauty or intelligence is never forgiven in a woman by one of her own sex. THE PEOPLE'S 105 E. Second South St., SALT LAKE There are women who would empty their purses to feed or clothe a child, and yet these same women would put obstacles in the way of its mother or its sister earning a living for it. There are some women who must either act the part of angels or devils. I pity the man with a wife wrho shown a desire to hug and caress him one minute and take a club at him the next. The woman who lives in the suburbs and who spends ten cents in street-ca- r fare and three hours time because an article at the neigh CITY, UTAH. Dealers in Old, Rare and New Books, Stationery, School all the Latest Magazines, Libraries, and Novels. Supplies, We buy. sell and exchange Books. Novels, etc., and have the best facilities for specially supplying any book wanted, whether IN orOUT Mail Orders Promptly The more a woman tries to better her condition in life by her own efforts, the more anxious are the members of that sex to thwart her. To succeed in her efforts, despite all the obstacles placed in her path, is little less than a crime. EXCHANGE OLD BOOK Filled. OF PRINT. Correspondence Solicited. RAYMERS 0L0 BOOK STORE. 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