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Show 4Y" 3 LH X - SAbT IoAKB CITY, UTAH. FEBRUARY II. LAUGH A LITTLE BIT. SENATOR RIDEOUT ought to have; WHAT IS left of that band of naked-anincorporated in his bill a clause provld- - warriors with bows arrows who Ing for a talkative barber. annihilate our batteries Manila the other dav will begin WHEN ENVY and malice puts on a to think that civilization is something mask of moral rectitude, it sometimes of a success. develops into prudish hypocrisy. j Heres a motto Just your Laugh a little bit. fit When you think yourj trouble-hi- t, Iaugh a little bit. Hook misfortune In the face. Brave the beldams rude grimace; Ten to one twill yield Its place, If ytu have the wit and grit Just to laugh a little bit. Cook. YOU NEVER CAN TELL. ! In bringing you hate or love; For thoughts are things, and their airy wings Are swifter than carrier doves. They follow the law of the universe Each thing must create Its kind, And they speed on the track, to bring you back Whatever went out from your mind. Exchange. CANNON fairly boomed Thursday night. FOR A religious journal, the Deseret News is pretty spicy. j j JACKSON and Hansen should not quarrel. It is unprofessional. HOW WOULD it do to provide rations of embalmed beef for the legis- lature? THAT WOMANS Republican club should either change its name or its business. OF COURSE Alger is to be whitewashed. That is chiefly what that committee was appointed for. IT IS all right for the majority to rule, but this does not mean that a man must lay down and tamely submit to a wrong because he is in the minority. would cost. SENATOR KIESEL Is right on that tobacco question. A law making it a criminal offense to use tobacco savors too much of sumptuary legislation. Besides, it would not be effective. Leg- islation never cured a man of bad habits. Moral suasion is the only way to reach those cases. Such laws are unAppro-prlat- e endurable and money, if you choose to teach-t- he inInjurious effects of tobacco-Antoxicants, but do not experiment with such legislation. It has been demonstrated over and over again that you can not cure those evils by legislation. In fact, laws of this kind are a dead letter and a positive injury. un-Americ- d Thursday night? And can she, at this time, afford to employ in IF THE legislators read NO. 4 OF Lucifers Lantern, by A. T. her behalf slandered and doubtnoand the Tribune Herald, they may is at hand. It roasts the ed as she is less than the best? are divided on Schroeder, IS UTAHS valentine to the national papers. capital to be a comic one? THE KEY to the senatorial combination has not yet been found. anmrg those who are in need of it, this would be performing a service to the city worth much more than the trifle it MERCHANTS who patronize only a AN EXCHANGE is clamoring for the editor of the Ilroad Ax as a dark certain class of papers with advertising, need expect only the trade from horse" candidate for senator. one class of readers, and hence will reIT IS announced that McKinley now ceive only about d the patronhas a policy for the government of age they otherwise would. the Philippines. We hope it is true. REPRESENTATIVE S II E PA R D THE SNOW has settled the much-moote- d stated in the joint assembly that the question of next summers wafor Senator would prevent ter supply. Now will the council be balloting the present legislature from passing a good? number of unwise laws. In fact, the MOSES THATCHER did not prove a deadlock is a blessing in disguise. Moses to the McCuneites. He left THE CHINESE have been celebratthem in the wilderness, where he found ing their New Year this week. We them. HAS UTAH within her limits state this for information to those peoSENATOR EVANS of Utah county ple who believed the illuminations and a more loyal, more fearless, more is much cut up, judging by the firing of combustibles in Plum alley convincing, more eloquent voice than that heard in the Theatre many recent cute appearing in local was in the interest of a senatorial one-thir- You never can tell what your thoughts will do No. 51 out-of-to- wn tice their constituents the senatorial question. church, scorches the Republican WoIF THE Democratic party mans club, and pounces on to the barrel as a senatorial candidate. In ap- gives its support to the reactionTHE ORGAN of the Lord and the pearance it is an improvement on any ist" element in this State by organ of the barrel seem to have of its predecessors. electing to the Senate the candiformed an alliance against the organ date of that element as is now which is not an organ. THE PLUMBERS have been happy it has dug its political this week, having more work than they threatened A SPARRING tournament is advercan well do; but the coal dealers are grave and it will be a long time tised to take place at Ogden in the because they failed to anticipate before the people of the State sulky furthered has No minister near future. the cold snap and lay in a sufficient will put into its hands, the power the advertising by opposing the affair. stock of coal. Salt Lake City is threat- to elect another Senator. The of offer IN HIS speech declining the ened with a coal famine. high tide of progress will rise up the senatorship, Moses Thatcher plainand bury in oblivion all those streets of the of CONDITION THE ly pointed out that at this time there who oppose. Can the party afford to snow when melt the this and of began city Utah, is a crisis in the affairs to go on record as an ally of the was shameful. of man simply Why a Thursday judggood needs state the Bourbon elements ment and oratorical ability at the na- are not the ordinances enforced and the of this State? If it thinks so it tions capital instead of a man of sidewalks promptly cleaned? Besides putting a little money in circulation will discover its error later. wealth. non-progressi- ve |