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Show APRIL 2, 1898. To Spain. If the VOL. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, Bhoe Lee-- v Fitzhugh Whitteonre is still wearing his beard at No.: 7. Word comes from Washington that Judge King has been commissioned an admiral by the Gridiron Club. His first duty should be to look after his for the senate and take his anchor off the mizzen mast. Several naval engagements may take place on the lake this summer, war or no war. Still, it is not known definitely that Saltair will be opened. it on. 1. jib-boo- Spain is sparring for an opening. will make the opening in her navy. There was wind enough The Herald says : It filled yesterday to fill everybodys sails. the Herald, but we havent heard of the sale yet. Uncle Sam Spain has the greatest number of torpedo sels, but she hasnt so many colonels. Latest advices from Washington indicate that Perry Nebeker is still a candidate for the land office. .But the Messrs. Cannon have another ves- Senator Cannon doesnt wish to be ranked among the disappearing guns next campaign, The Herald tells about Why do he not? the luck of a Chicago seem to appreciate it. exclaimed the Herald, sotto voice, as the brig McCuue hove in sight on its return from Europe. Saturdays Deseret News headed an editorial The Maine Relic, If there is than the News trot it out. a , That vociferous and prolonged silence in the is positive .vicinity of the Federal Court-rooassurance that Hon. J. Rawlins Letcher is hilariously satisfied with his present job. hoi mainer one ; The Tribune was carrying on the fight for silver before any of the gang that now shout so loud for it knew or cared anything . new-fangle- , An evening organ boasts that the outgenerailed the partisans. It more a case of outbidding. non-partisan- s The next man to be read out of the Democratic party must be David C. Dunbar, says the Tribune which is now assuming to direct the policy of one church and three political parties. resembled ' Elizabeth Cady Stanton agrees with our, state military code that the infantry should be in arms most of the time. What is this statute requiring each commissioned officer in the guard to be armed with a Have they nothing sword or hanger spittoon? to do in war but march upon our paved side- Should the attack upon the waterworks be known as an engagement on land or water? Remember we are making history. walks ? Me Grew asked for the Arizona governorship on account of his wufes health, he said ; but failing to' receive that appointment, he probably asked for the land office, in Utah on aepount of his own health. " Up to the hour of going to press Senator Fire Alarm Foraker had interposed no objection to the organization of southern regiments. . Having gobbled the wffiole municipal pie a contemporary calls for How many more pieces does it want? non-partisa- peace. ( ' While patting Brother Caine on the head for his the Tribune was strongly, tempted to kick him for opposing fusion. non-partisanshi- p, d There is some mistake; about the question. Glassman says he was the first in the war, as in the carts of his countrymen. But John G. Car-- ; lisle ranks along there somewhere, . J ust . , as soon as J udge Powers pointed out to the city council the danger of splitting the Democratic party right up the back, its two Republicans changed their votes to Caine. They were so anxious to save the party for which the Judge and the News and the Tribune showed such solicitude. How nice ! The Philadelphia Enquirer says that France produces annually about 800,000 tons of chest-- . nuts. That beats the Herald. With calling attention to its own guileless innocence and discoursing upon the guilt of others the Tribune has little time for play. The Herald is learning. Saturday morning The Bee timidly asked : Isnt there some way for John T. Caine to get his matter into the SuNext morning the Herald premo Court?How Hon. John T. cirne out with this: Caine must wish the Supreme Court would intervene in his behalf. - Report defects in the water system to our new He is a specialist in his watermaster at once. line and will diagnose all cases free gratis, for nothing. He has whiskers like Dr. Higgins also. : , The Evening Noose remarks that the majority in the city council has been outgeneraled and defeated at every turn, and Mayor Clark and the cause for which he stands are triumphant. The w ar fever is severe that leads a military authority to refer to our Supreme Judges as The succor of the future, says the Herald, if there is to be any, should have regard to a So permanent rather than a temporary relief. it hasnt found a purchaser yet? . Of course John T. Caine was confirmed by the council. And now, will he appoint de gang he promised places to? A sale : The decision of the Supreme Court in the case of Chief of Police Pratt is eminently satisfactory, says the Tribune. Strange that Mr. Lannan should so regard it. s cirpenter who dont flip-flop- man in view. To prevent water-pipefrom freezing, carefully wrap them in whiskers and cover with sand. , The Tribuue accuses the Herald of taking the back track.' This the Tribune never does. It sometimes walks backwards and often turns a but it never takes the back track. It has left impressions along its path which it cares not to look upon again forever. . Joe The watermaster has quite a following Cottle, W. H. Sells, E. S. Urry, Willard Burt, B. F. Stewart, El. Pickering, Joy Smith, Jack. Robinson, one Tommy Hill and two Goddards. Let the procession start. man has The slight taken another box out of the city councils hat. It makes a complete victory for the syndicate, Pratt, Caine, Devine, Diehl, Keough, Kelsey and Richards. It woulut have been one bit differelected their entire ent had the ticket. They have played horse with the city council. non-partisa- n of-han- non-partisan- d s The Herald should buy a bottle of Dr. Lan-na- ns absolutely pure, unadulterated, pain killer. The Tribune says of its morning contemporary that its stomach aches from the cardiac to the pyloric orifice, and its condition would excite pity if it were only penitent; as it is, all it can do is to writhe and make faces. Dgnosis correct. One dollar please. The gentleman over there takes another bottle. double-distille- The chief boss is highly elated over the boss chiefs confirmation. Striking a chord on- his Chief lyre and raising his voice, he(sings: Pratt, now in full possession bf the office of chief of police, is a fact to discount the conspirators and malignants, and a joy to the good people of I am the good this city. As who should say : - people watch me rejoice. non-partisa- n - - d, |