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Show THE BRAVER COHNTY WEEKLY" PRESS. BEAVER, UTAfl I - v. 1017 EAISES - Mm - Apology. Whether the following excerpt from the WlUlarasville N. ,D.),ItenV la u bons fide apology, or only the work GOO of the pffice humorist. It has origina; lly: , - i !' "We wLsh to apologize to Mr; OrAfter Heinz Relieved of Or-Cn-ic eille Overholt In wir paper lut week headline 'Mrs. OveriioltB Trouble by JLydU E. we had as The word we ought to Big Feet,'" Pinkh&m's Vegetable have used Is a French word, the same way," but spelled Compound. fefe It menus a celebration, aud l ns!dered a very touy word." I took Lydla E. Hnk1 Oregon, CHICKS f Personal Question. v "Person" in the dictionaries Is described ss "an individual human being.? But It U not so in England from a legal standpoint as women do not come within tho class. This was revealed recently--; .when the Royal Astronomical society of London decided to admit women as fellows of the council. The plan was found to be Impos-aiu- j until the society had Its charter ' altered. i fhA Ellglbles for election lif society s were descrlteds "i)ersons" opinion was obtained It was decided that a "person" was strictly of the masculine sex.' The change was made In the charter and the clever women who had distinguished themselves In star gnxlng were admitted to the society. Lift off Corns! eBSsMBBBSMBBB Deesnt hurt bit and Freezont costs only few cents.' ' -- IB." baa's TVggetsfels for.aa pt-Co"p'vj amnio trouble which u forme. "I aaw the Con pound advertised ia oar paper, and triad It haa restored tny health mo I can do all my work and I am M grateful that I am recommend, big it to my friends."- - Mra. D, "It. R. R. 4, Oregwm Hi. Alters, Onlywomen whohave suffered the tortures of such troubles sad have dragged Jong from day to day caw realize the relief which this fsmow not sad berh remedy, LydiaE. Pmkham's Vegetable Compound, brought to Mrs. Alters, Women eretjwhwe la Mrs. Alters rendition should profit fcy her recommendation, sad if there are any complications write Lydia E. Pinkham' Medicine Co., Lynn, II sm tor advice. The result f their 40 years experienoe - is ftt - your service. , With your fingers t Tofl can lift oft iny hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the hard skin calat 4:20 luses from bottom of feet afternoon Yesterday . A tiny bof tie of "Freeioae" cost o'clock," said old Festus Peter.' "tny " The Cutlcurs Toilet Trio favorite niece killed her hulhnoV lttle at any drug store; apply few Vhatr cried the listener. "SB6?ty,' drops upon the corn or callus. Having cleared your skin keep it clear ' v' you do not mean" . It stops hurting, then shortly by mating Cuttcnra your every-da- y "She killed him seven times and la yon lift thnt bothersome corn or callus toQet preparations. The soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and is many different ways before v aho right off, root and all, without one bit heal, the Talcum to powder and per- oiiened the telegram at 4 :25 and f pain or soreness. Truljt No burnNo toilet table is complete learned to her relief that he Md con- ing: Adv. fume. without Aem. 25c everywhere. Adv. cluded his business with unexpected case and would arrive home on the nr 3 "iisiaciea are usually 01 one a Eiirly mid provident jfear Is the mothmidnight train last night instead1, of wn making. . ; , er ni safety. "Edmund Burke. f some time today." " it "''!. . . liars by making f Jceues. got their training OLD . AGE STARTS - 1 A WOMAN'S WAY. . 'A lot of good - - WITH YOUR KIDNEYS ars that old are begins with action and enables the organs te throw weakened kidneys and digestive organs. off the poiaone which cause premature Mew lue and strengtli increase This being true, it Is easy to beliefs oia age. continue the treatment. When you that by keeping 'the kidneys and diges- aa restored continue taking a tive organs cleansed and in proper work- completely : be deferred and capsule or two each day. GOLD MED- -. ing idee eld Haarlem Oil Capsules will keep you life prolonged far be rood that enjoyed AL in health and vigor and prevent a return by the average person, . . of the disease. Do not wait until old ace or disease Tor over 200 Tears GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil has been relieving the have settled down for good. At the first weaknesses and disability due to advanc- sign that your kidneys are not working e ing years. It is a standard properly, go to your druggist and get a home remedy and needs no introduction. box of GOLD MEDAL Haarlem Oil OGLD MEDAL Haarlem OU is inclosed Capsules. Money refunded if they do ta odorless, tasteless capsules contain- not help you. Three sises. But reing about o drops each.- - Take them as member to ask for the origins! imported you would :a pill, with a swallow of GOLD MEDAL brand. In sealed packwater, e The ell stimulates the kidney ages. fleJence Housework is too hard for a woman who ta half aick, nervous and always tired. But it keeps piling up, and givea weak kidneys no time to recover. If your back is lame and achy and your kidneys irregular; if you bava "blue pell," sick headaches, nervousnras, dizziness and rhenmatie .pains, use Doan'i JHdney Pilt$. They have done wonders for thousands of worn out women. Vf k Case Mrs. 8. E. Ked, Mountain "' Found. Colonel Breckinridge of the Navy League wax talking la New York about' a stern father, . .r.. t "lie's ,strn,s entirely too stern," he Kald. "In fact, the old boy's raring now raving tnml against his son. t "He sent hi son off to New York last week you know, and told hi in te ttnd an opening.' Well Colonel Breckinridge chuckled. "The boy telephoned, yesterday te wire 200, as n was in a bole." palled me down an til I could not put my foot to the floor ana could scarcely do my I live work, sad os until farm and fail aix hundred chicken every year it made it very Lard Dock Given Out? ; . An Idaho nurse. "Two ysu-rago I had an ' attack of trouble and kidney It srew quite serious In a short tints. - it came on suddenly and my kidneys ssecned to give out. I sot Doan'a Klduey Pills and one box waa all that I needed to make ma well, Doan'a Kidney Pills acted on my system, s . , Keeping Up the Good Work. "My friend." remarked the practical man, "you can't reform theworld by atrsnathsnina my kidneys and stopping all the pains. I have bad no elgn of the trouble pawing resolutions." since." "But we don't stop there," answered GrtDeaa'sat Aay Slat,tOaaBoa the- - prof esstonat uplifter. You have no ides of bow a set of good, strong resolutions Inspires the rank and file r0STER4OJIUltN CO, BUFTAJLO, H. Y. wltt new confidence to tackle the problems of the day. Particularly after we get them published in the newspa-lcrs.- " W, N. U, Salt Lake City, No. Birmingham She'll Tell About It A Souvenir Fiend. "Can a man have wealth untold, -- Wlndsoi- Magaxlne ''She held-- , out pa?" , - i her hand and the "Not If he has a wife, myson."-- young man took It j and departed." Boston Transcript Chicago News. . DOAN'SJLV 38-19- 19. Age-Heral- - ' ' The Wrong Man. '' "What do yotf think, of SnelVeyT" " ' ' isked the studious person. "I can't see him," answered the " dangy Individual. Tm not testing your vis "Uiuph! ion," said the studious person, with l trace of impatience. "I made the mistake of thinking, yon might know ' omethlng about literature." t Children Cpy Fop Net ContpnW 15Thrid Dmm 5T.iTvHro ' age-can- j ' LCOHOL-3FKR0E- AclahkftqrauifciAi ..i.thHttheTooalirEettla- - old-tlin- TatherVUIttle Joke.,' Done I was absent from high school one day I asked my father, His Wife Couldn't you natch that sample of silk I cava you?. K.. Titus Waddo It can't be done. The only thing like it costs six dol lars a yard. , - lf . An Irish Opinion. During March, 1918, we were'camped in northern France. It whs the rainy seuson, and our clothes Were always dump. One morning a big Irishman, as ht- thumiiert the water from his mild lit a husky voice: "If a guy don't get pneumonia here there Is something the matter with his lungs!" Everybody's Magazine. - hob-nail- s, Poor Man. Hla Waa Indeed a dismal Ufa And lonely at tha and; Ha made a. kit ot monay here But never made a friend. ; I 1 1 Pemcdv fcf nfl v (rtpaoftatidDiarrt Tiv .m At sleep n. ii i ii. imnnm , , wnmw . ...i.,.. a harmleaa aubstituta for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drop and Soothing Syrups. It la pleasant It contains neither Opium, llorphlna nor other narcotic substance. Its age la Its guarantee. For more than thirty years it has bees in constant tts for the relief of Constipation, Flatulency, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Fererlshness arising therefrom, and by regulating tha Stomach and Bowels, aids tha assimilation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep.'- The Children's Panacear-T- hs Mother's Friend.5':') .'V.v-'-- ' . CASTOR1A always, get:u2?:2 rrtin,lheTrAiil7 .tit CattorlA la . - ' All Settled. Bears tho Signature of '"When women get the ballot do yon iuppose politics will cause an Increase family quarrelsT "Not at our house," replied Mr. Jib-wa"Mrs. Jibway has been tell Int. die how to vote for twenty years, and at my time of life I see no reason why I should become stubborn and argu. nientatlve." In Infallible Sign. "There coes another married man!" said a girl in churse of a randy coun- ter. Mineral Not NabcotKi 1 MATCHLESS. During the conversation I told them what a good cook I made, and how I had never wasted or burnt anything. We were busily; jalklng tine-haan hour later when one guet exclaimed: "I smell your cuke!" Needless to say, It was burned to a crisp. Kxchf in ge. ' Objected to "Parklno." Sly laundress' young son brings tny laundry home In his little wagon; writes a correspondent. The other evening he had his little baby sister along, and left her sitting In the wng-o- n while he brought the basket in the bouse. The baby started to cry and I wild : Whafa the matter with her?" "Oh, she wants to come with me ; he( never does stand' ' for being parked," he replied. w - neither OHam.Motpto8 to a Crisp. A few friends of mine were over to fcpend the afternoon. I had a cake In the pyeu baking, . as I was. .keeping house while mother was out of town. day. j The next who, loves .a. jokeJJtoJ5' rite, an excuse far me. He did so, and in my hurry I forgot to look at It before handing It to my teacher. She took the note, read It, looked at me, and read it again.- - I began to feel that something was wrong. Finally she handed nie the note. It read : "Please turn Betty over your checkered apron. She needs It." Exchange. Wvi Thereby Promotla Cheerfulness ana is-- k Shoe Tongues. Mrs. Flathush Do you like sandals? Mrs. Bensonhurst Oh, yes; I love I r,i 1 t 111 .Use h The ' For Over 30 Years Kind You Have Always Dought Exact Copy of Wrapaet, TNIMNUUSMMNV,NIYSSSSm, them. "How do you know?" asked the cash"Roughing It" "Then you do wear them some-limHostess Now, everybody, you'll ier. T "He used to buy a three-pounbox havejo drink, your champagne out of "Wear 'em? Wear what?" and the a glosses, now twice of ami week, he Burgundy candy "Why, sandals." hasn't come, but I know you. don't buys a once a month." "Oh, excuse me. I thought you asktnlnu" roughing It. Life. ed me If I liked scanduls." Find Coal in Argentina. '." Noncommittal. Coal ileHslts have been discovered The Reason. "How are they selling things In that In the Andean foothills of Argentina, "I never to light three clga attempt fcaaaiT .:.. ' Report. rettes with a single match." -" a fair price;"' XlUsjt "Superstitious, eh?" .' oga i " . . Ahvfiys cut the deck after the bird "No. - Burned my fingers thnt waj is denl .a like Friendship good your who Is always Iclllng the worhl how once," 1 credjt. ,The iesg used Jhe .better It Is. honest he Is. e d lialf-jMnin- ' . in. ft inning and tHe End of the Day Tliere's health and comfort in the truly -- AU-Americ- an beverag 'r;-- ' HAD GIVEN IT THOUGHT. ' Vf Tof; yoiTmust nerer lite the hand jtnat feeds "Certainly not, uncle. It would be a hasardouS undertaking. . The hand la almost certain to be covered with -- - -- -' r :4y(r t c I v;;' , frrsw wzii i ; I -- ' "' - itxi de41y bacteria." One Test He Missed. . a patient man, I know, example, but II never In the lone ago Juat missed a putt ! was JbA floe Tho Original FOSTUM ; . nta .r bwim : Cereal Bid your1 coffee troubles good-by- e by joining the ..6reaiarmywb Postum Not Even Half-Waj , "Marriages are made in heaven, yot tnow." . , "My last one wasn't. The preachet go higher than fifteen thou- sand Tito sizsv crcally said at 15c and 25c Everywhere at Grocers. . .. .S .v III Did you notice tha fellow who sat right bad ' ' 'the' Orpfieuin t 'it Second Gurgle Oh. the handaomi chap with the red necktie and tat suit, who wore his hair pompadour' No.- - Why? Wit' Bold Experiments. "These Ideas of mine," said the so clalUt. "all pwtuln to the uplift."- "But," protested the aviator, "yoi are not content with uplifting. Toi Insist on looping. the loop." :r-'y- V ' Hadnt Noticed It First ' Gurgle - nOOD feet" food-lookin- g instead of coffee, zM, WlkS " III r .z IDEA t Open- your Lucky Strikepack age this waytear off part of the top only. -- IVotcctrtheLtickySM cigarette a cigarette made of Jhat delicious real Bur-le- y tobacco. It's toasted. r 1 Hsass.Afts 7- , ' |