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Show BEAVER PRESS - 7 fir prPTTmT Ann I TI . 1, WortHv of Your nks TrtVthi about: I IC(7 Reducing Auto Fatalities. CALIF;' MONICA, SANTA Pride! revolted by our hideous record of mortality automo-bilin- g resulting from mad ' Events in the Lives of Little Women what decent citizen is not? a gentleman write3 in some pertinent recas IT 13 s .0"c l ommendations. onole . He suggests laws providing, in addition to such other penalties as mav follow a con- viction for drunk driving or criminal- K if ' ly reckless driving, Y drivor ing, that the convicted party shall lose his license for five years and that his l-- crati that tight Lose th Pcr! a. J f M t:A .V ... ' ' u ff mm mil Ell m UMM RtJtCf T 1 . i- Hgr"m tt tv Ill . I IE automobile be sold and the proceeds used for the victim's heirs as the case may be. Whilst we're on the subject of the disgrace which costs America more lives every month than are being destroyed in the Spanish civil war in any month, here's another little notion: That a flagrant offender or a chronic offender shall be given a jail sentence, without the option of paying a fine, the only alternative from jail being his or her willingness to be handcuffed and chained before the public gaze through a period of hours or days at the scene of the accident for which he or she was responsible. That ought to make some converts to the crusade for prudent driving, don't you think? ill - w I K I 6 Thts Stan into . lu'.-.- dealing L. Zt nmiit imm miiivi d'M,fr mu .., cn- ' mux the rip which . i nave V mm i mm - isW wo ,u ill! f H H III IL uKZ - v i I concern Kpted by them 0CUB"u'.., ,t ihtsnecessduv have thegr of one ! ana gSe u- tho- hundred Plants of Corporation. Murph Governor jounced that fcjohn L Lews f;loi Industrial an Reached sot part ot in we I hav leurged and F At u?dI "TH6 RolSHT W CC?aPLA A Windsw's Musical Proclivities. of LATEST word is that the duke has taken up accordion playing in a serious way after first toying with the deadly saxo phone and then doing some intensive bagpipe toodling. Obviously the duke is in a fair way to estrange those who, until now, have faithfully supported him through his recent harrowing experiences. Even loyalty can be pushed just so far. Or maybe he has a lot of close friends who are deaf. Or maybe Mrs. Simpson is prac- ticing wearing earmufTs. Or maybe she can wean him on a mouth organ- -a comparatively in- instrument. Or he may just up and reform of his own accord Or something. Let's not be too hasty in our judgments. and me most particular young women MOTHER, betweento you be a little matrons and other patterns getting Last night when Dick called, there she sat, big as life, right in the middle of things chirping about the new dress you made her: how you used a remnant left over from one of your dresses, and cot it finished in one after- 'noon she even had Dick feel the material, Well, Elsie, you can't blame the child's appreciating herself in a new dress. How about ourselves? Didn't you say your jumper was the talk of the Tennis Club line yesterday? And haven't I been spending more time before the mirror since I made my new 'Stylish Stout" model? I actually feel like a new person in it imagine me being vain at my age Jefferson and Ickes. Flatters Stout Figure, CECRETARY ICKES is sort of op Oh, Mother, you're nok vain and posed to naming the projected you're as young as any of us. You great national auditorium in Wash- - just were lucky to find a particu-ingto- n after Thomas Jefferson, be- - jlarly flattering style for your it is proposed to hold sport-JurThat soft jabot makes you ing events there when the building Took lovely and the whole thing is is not being used for public gath-jsslenderizing. But only an He invites us to imagine the pert like you could make such a leeiings ol Jefferson upon look-- i dress. ing down on boxing matches or It isn't being expert, Elsie, it goings-ounder that roof. is choosing a pattern that is deftly Well, let's carry the thing fur- designed and giving full ther: Can anybody imagine Jefferinstructions on how to proson Imagining a Secretary Ickes? ceed. Several Blouses. Madame Perkins' Ambitions. I'm going to make another f AYBE it's not wise to add those blouse for my jumper soon, Moth-nedepartments to the Presi-- ! er. I always admired that white dential cabinet right now. True, ipique shirt of Dick's, so I think Madame Perkins shows a patriotic 111 try it for my blouse, since the willingness or shall we say deter-- ! pattern is a lot like a man's shirt mination? not only to look after in design. her own portfolio, but to snatch un It sounds good to hear vou inter- such responsibilities as her fullow- - ested in making something for secretaries are so careless as to 'yourself. Maybe you girls will leave out of nights. Club into a jturn your Mill, its expecting an awful lot Sew- before Ion?. of one weak woman that she should You can never tell, Mother, you relieve two more members of their never can tell! responsibilities, duties and authorThe Fatterns. ity when the task of trying to take Pattern 1229 comes in sizes 14 over the other nine present jobs be- to 20; 32 to 42 bust. Size 16 resides her own already has taxed quires 314 mayards of her strength severely. And besides, terial for the and 1 jumper there's annoying talk that congress yards for the blouse. Pattern 1847 may actually oppose the madame's is available in sizes 36 to 52. Size latest little suggestion that she be 66 requires 44 yards of made practically the supreme pow- material. er In all labor disputes. Pattern 1882 is designed for size3 4 But she needn't worrv about that iu 11 iu years. Mze 4 years re ever neara or guinea ma pigs quires l'i yards of a defying lady terial. f WES. SIR 1: "j show-off- . meet-offensi- ve Victory hmirces and ! from every tru fat special occasions are all to k found in the Barbara Bell Patten Eook. Send 15 cents (in coins) today for your copy. Send your order to The Sewin Circle Pattern Dept., 149 Net Montgomery Ave., San Francisco, Calif. Patterns 15 cents (in coins each. O Bell Syndicate.-W- The young man FVeZ THlMK S,zE SXTEEM ViOULD FIT ALLUS OVAOIFE "THAT II ( Be CRRAzy Ol TAK& J Ol KNOW f 7 T hG A AN ME V J fig-cau- se e. "blh I'M AfJP THAT'S XvJELL I'm moT 1 goimq- 1 soe MAT I F'Al GoihG- THAT OUT WOT ll VcxJ SO --AHEAD 6oT rHIS to miss - ,'VE MOViIVt- wor 1b Do Y ALL- - '2,3:WT Hou might as WELL o such-lik- e n step-by-st- ep w I SLEEP I I I I I I I I 39-inc- h . 39-in- ? New ' To V BEFORE F VOd HagTJ) E I BACK "The iooR- - d SOUNDS REASONABLE rather o'J lP ''M (So is SEE back "( ) II STiLL. WORKING wmEM YoU 'V.--ul ILL VAKE j .RETjft- M- Sou up amd vod To YlC Vy J jjl Ma,, Down Where? Policeman (to motorist) "Take it easy; didn't you see that notice Slow Down Here?' " Motorist "Yes, officer, but I tl.ought it was describing your village." Atlanta Constitution. fashioned school teacher in a poor district had been telling her class of boys about the crowns of glory they would wear when they reached Heaven. "Now. boy." she said, "can you tell me who will get the biggest Monitions Racket crown?" She Is there much graft in the "Ves, m'am." replied one of the army? He Oh, sure. Even the bayonets youngsters " 'im what's got the big-es- t 'ead." are fixed. West Point Pointer. A x - Njei .jcuiar out nevertheless des-jmon-- tne tragedy of ,ia.r, .nurs "iamuu"" u"u ruH' ana sickness, For the rebuilding of wrecked "uin"' u,e renauuitation of morale, u '3 necessary mat through the Red Cross we give and keep on giving vre will. We uhu i always have. But there are certain things we need not give the victims, fur these be things they never lose and never will their curate and their sense of humor. We can still lauch at our personal misfortunes even while the worl'l a, larye weeps for them. I guess, for our race, that's the main saving grace. designs from the Barbara Bell g AFTERTHOUGHT IUVIN S. B The master of the house was hungry at Dreakfast, and swallowed a good part of his !acro before he tasted it. Then he be(an to protest violently to his wife rbout the flavor of the food. His wife offered no apology, but rang for the maid. "Maggie." she inquired, serenely, what did you do with the bacon we poisoned fcr the rats?" Pattern Book. The Flood's Aftermath. bend for the Barbara HpII riTH the slackening of the tor-- : Spring and Summer Pattern Book rents, the pe;ik of drama out; Make yourself attractive, nmrti. of the scene, but the tragedy, less'cal and becoming clothes, select- - nrsi Wetr rn Nrwsoiiixr Worker-W- hat bre.'.k1 1 pat- - THE CHEERFUL CHLTO IMMMSMHMMnM At times a. little. petxeful stop Like standing in c crowded .street OBB. bet it'll cost! nice, big traffic was the cop. ' 1 in stockhc l those days plants int moved ill the tr salesmen e mobiles headaches and puns tn The swiy. the back. Adlerika helped right Now I eat eausage, bananas, Pbetter.W;I I want and never felt thing life. sleep soundly all night and snjoy Mrs. Mabel Schott. If you are suffering f rem constipation, and lia sleeplessness, sour stomach, for p bloating, there is quick reliefaction In Adlerika. Many report ?n Jutt takina thirty minutes after complete action, dose. Adlerika gives oroi. where cleaning your bowel tract even reach. nary laxatives do not rrl. ""r Or. U. L. Shoub, N " addition ! JniMtJnoJ Imii, """'J btcunt kuoiliml Ik ckckl grnwlh i '" Give your bowel a real flood yo with Adlerika and see how feel. Just one spoonful relievesAt 6 and stubborn constipauon. seems to Truth Settle settleme posal L John sunk w i t ment Federa trot of been u been s Leading Druggists. eral M WOMEN WHO aUemi L be: HOLD men organ THEIR MEN why Motoi NEVER LET THE bom On matte how much yovr NOback ache and your nerves cream, your husband, becsussbs la only a man, can novcr understand why you are so hard to Urt with one week In every month. Too often the honevmoon nagging preat la wrecked by the "i"tongue of a wise woman novcr lot hirr husbsao know by outward im that sos is dent was had thai With tnd riot - three-quart- thrc und a vlcUm of porlod'c For three gonnrMioin otn om has told another how to V Ing through" with I.ydla Jt. PH' ham's Vegetalile Compound. helps Nature tone up tlo thus loasentng the dtocrnfrMmai the functional dlsordors wbJM women must endure In ths three ordeals of life: J. TurninJ froa girlhood to womanhood. 8. " paring for mothprhoorl. , troachlng "nuddle ar." wire, Don't be a take LYDIA K. I'lNKIUMJ V KOBTA BLR COM POUND Oo smiling Through." vel er; to to wi cc "I Cl throe-nuart- nr THOMPSON OS SAtBnVMtd Haass C " , 1 rf. "Quotations Our supreme tarry snd lo iL or better w pass on Ih ssrrrd sanie being thai we brr tlnvelork t.uiM. toit l'aciliats are n" "',,rav ,, srds, nor MilitariMPr af e nol necesnrtly manly. " frminate.-- -4. A. M 'nr' Lifs is net half long el' G. my last.- -. W.irker--H- e that t told likewise 30 Years SB Through life's rm.d rush there comes to me Union. got excited and yelled Let the best man win!' and 1 u Uct they take him seriiiu.1" easy-to-ma- terns, interesting and exclusive fashions for little children and the dilllcult junior age; slenderizing well-cu- t patterns for the mature figure; afternoon dresses for the They Might Do It oiKer made a bad! mistake today, and him the election. Fir.-- f C wen-planne- The Gene the ci one of the concern! Your-Ow- n 39-in- ch ' I fair way dollars growing his first ttubbart 'For thirty year I had I did not constipation.five Sometimes for four or days. I lo had swful . that by lost something Constipated Bid-or-- all; reach, i (either Genei 1 Lewis won. porta.it is th; my the oaa bloatino, i As & digesting S I SOT M" 1 tolly the sanr I to Mouth Existence mustache has a very look about him. national affair: 1 Intent. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets madeol May Apple are ellective in removin accumulated body waste. Adv. land K 1 Hal Motors Servlci. NU the on Wt.rr.en have tw lot '". . lhr .u- - |
