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Show iiiirrrri,rrrrrivivivivivivrivivii WAS A SIN ANY TIME. VEGGS LIFE ST0R1 HELP FOR THE AGED. No Netd Smikes,Curer of Headache tt ly Ones Tried to Blow Police Headquai ters Baft to Get Revenge Proves Self Guilty to Save postofflee and going to Jerusalem, the Infatuated Euoe met bis divinity on Friend. the stieet. It was Saturday, conseHow he had onre tried quently the girl had no school, and New York. the inventive youth invited her over to How open the safe at Mulberry to Dobbs' Drug Emporium to test street jioliee headquarters in the '80s, Dobbs' Imperial ice cream soda. us revenge for au unjust conviction Miss Olga demurred. got by one of Inspector Byrnes' men: She pleaded as excuse the presence how he had cleverly fooled a country of au excruciating headache, one of justice of the peace after being caught which, she furthermore elucidated, in- on a job. by feigning to variably follow ed the lit tie parties like be drunk; and how he had later unto the one of the night before. proved his own guilt, to save another Now. at this time Uob Sanders and man from the crime, was told recentEnos S.'iilkc were running neck and ly at the new Center street headquarin the rare for the popular ters by James Murphy, teacher's cffcrtiona. liob had money arrested for carrying burglar's tools. in the bank and the local government It was Murphy, known as Liversinecure the puKtofllre while, on the and pool Jack," who, with lted other hand. Enos was the Prlmtown Johnny and Jimmy Hope, blew open representative of the Purethan Insur- the Baft of the Manhattan bank, at ance company and was the proud and and Uleecker street, in the exalted foreman of the Phoenix Fire Broadway '70s. Murphy, now well past early company the volunteer organization 70 years, has been implicated In of the town. of two many of the big When Miss Olga spoke of headgenerations. Released from the penaches it opened the floodgates of recon Blackwell's Island only ollection in the teeming idea factory itentiary the other morning be was seized of Enos and it occurred to him that a on a bench warrant issued by sure cure headache pill had been the again Judge Rosalsky, charging him with latest goal to which he had aspired burglars' tools, at the time before his infatuation for the girl had carrying of bis former arrest for carrying a reweaned him away from his craze. volver. He now saw a chance to achieve told Inspector The old fame and dissipate the pretensions of of the robbery of the ManMcCafferty move. his rival by one hattan bank, and said after bis reHe hastily excused himself. went to Kan-a- a For several days Enos was conspic- lease from Sing Sing he five years. for City uously absent from the side of his While I was away from the city, lady love. went on, a safe was blown. When he The lady, possibly in a spirit of reI got back to New York In 1880 one enat unwonted the venge desertion, of Byrnes' men nabbed me and railcouraged Hob and before the absen- roaded me to prison, for this crime, was on safe-breake- safe-blowin- safe-blow- laurel-wheathe- love-makin- g older entertainments. After one of these vitally periods of interest-jo-g rplne. hands My the urinary passages were profuse. Doctors prescribed for rrutnped and me but I was not benefited. At last I began taking Doan's Kidney Pills. They drove my troubles away, and I now enjoy excellent health. Remember the name Doau's For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a g uc-c- blue-blac- Kidney Mrs. Catherine Sullivan, 1712 Mof-faLike must St., Joplin, Mo., says: elderly people, I suffered from kidney trouble for Tears. My hack ached and there waa a feeling of numbness in my Jack," Safeblower, Relates Experiences. Liverpool By STACY E. BAKER 8mlkes probably fared better In his love making became he kept from his inane habit of Inventing things until the little germ of romance had properly permeated the heart of the damsel of his choice. Outwardly the lady may always claim that she wedded ehe busy brained one only from a spirit of pique, but in her heart of hearts she knows it was her latent love of him that won. The Smlkes person was a most gawky individual answering to the name of Enos and these handicaps ahould have bade him keep to the plodding path of the ordinary citizen instead of racing madly away through bramble and tare to storm every citadel of convention looming before him Enos was the neglected Don Juan of his day. He longed to tilt a lance with every old established idea and custom and stinging defeat only fired his ambition to other efforts. It was Enos who he lived In the wilda of Jersey! threw open the paternal home to the hungry hordes of Insects from the swamps, while others lay awake nights battling these mosquito pests. All that Enos demanded of the classic terrors was that they make their entrance through screens of his own devising antiseptic screens, Impreginstruments of the nating the saw-lik- e Invaders with a guaranteed tonic to the blood and, at the same time, neib tralizing the poison of their stinging bills. It was a great Idea and only for the fact that Enos tried it out on the family before subjecting it to the keener analysis of some medical critic, It would have placed the name of tees return the postmaster Smikes, among the the point of proposal with excellent heroes of Jersey. chances of being accepted. As It was, all of the family lived Enoa appeared with an excuse for and although a lot of Smlkes blood his long absence. "Miss Olga, he began. He was calling at her boarding house. "I have here In my hand the Smlkes Headache Eradlcator, over which I have labored since you told me you suffered with headachea. It is safe. It is sane. I can guarantee it. "How much do you charge 7" asked Miss Olga, sweetly. A look of pain crept into the straw-colore- d eyes of the inventor. "It it la for you that I have done all this, he protested, brokenly. "Not for wage nor hire. Overcome by his emotions, the young man placed his precious box on the table and left the bouse, terribly wounded. Miss Olga really thought a great deal of Enos. After he was gone she opened the pill box gingerly and cast a reflective eye upon the egg-lik- e pellets. "Truly Enos Is far from stingy," she ruminated. "He would make a good provider and and sometimes I believe I like him best but no! I mustn't deviate. Ilob will propose tonight and I shall accept him." She sighed a little. Plainly the girl was not furiously If Possible, He Was Homller Than in love with Hob. She picked a pellet lrom the box and swallowed it, anEver. other followed and still another. was sacrificed to make a mosquito The jangling ring of the doorbell holiday, all was forgiven and the faces preceded Hob into the stuffy sitting-room- . of the martyrs gradually worked down Hob was all bands and feet to normal size. If possible he was homelier than Enos, quick to forget a failure, es- Enos. The secret of the newly arrlved's sayed several other tasks and then released hie clutch on the fleeing undue haste lay in the fact that his skirts of fame, metaphorically speak- cunning eyes had rested on his rival ing, to seize the dainty hand of Miss as the latter came from the shrine of Olga Ericson in both of his elephan- their mutual goddess. tine fists and fall In love! Hob, as the instinct of the girl had Miss Olga was the schoolmistress told her, had something to say and at the Prlmtown knowledge dispen- now that Enoa was again abroad in satory and she was as pretty a maid the land he wanted to say it quickly. as ever came to Jersey from strange Miss Olga surveyed the postmaster lands. indifferently. Her claims to pulchritude rested Take a chair, she said, politely, safely on dreamy eyes, with a prom- and, with an evident effort, stifled a ise In them for the man who could yawn. Hob noted this. It didnt inawake them; a remarkable amount of spire him to flowery heights of elok hair, rebelllously curly, and quence, but it did hasten his proposal. a dainty face. Miss Olga, be began, I know I A sight of Miss Olga, to the gay am With unworthy, but I love you. youth of the town, was as a trumpet this overture he dashed hastily into a call to the tourney. carefully prepared speech about his The alluring schoolma'ams advent money saved and his prospects for Into Prlmtown was followed by a most the near future. It was a vitally inrommented-o- n perking up among the teresting subject to Hob. Consequentswains of the locality and high in the ly he was surprised when he had comfavor of the lady stood Enos, who, de- pleted his speech, at the strange sispite hie physical peculiarities, was of lence that greeted his question, Will the true heart and sterling qualities you become my wife?" bound to appeal to the cultured mind. He peered at the girl keenly. Her But there were others in the firm rora! She was asleep. ranks. And not the least to be reckWith tears of outraged dignity In oned with was the village postmaster. bis eyes. Hob picked up his hat and Hob Sanders. Hob was young and left for home. ambitious and In his coffers were It took the landlady and her two many glittering slmoleons. The post- robust sons an hour to wake the sleepmaster bad a measly eye, to offset his ing school teacher. money, and a petty nearness when It The next night Enoa proposed and came to offering up sacrifices to his was accepted. goddess. He was an earnest advocate No one knew that the Juvenile of substitution. If Miss Olga naively brother of the earnest Inventor had signified a preference for Cuffers De- substituted Papa Smikes' insomnia licious Chocolates, Hob saved three cure for the carefully compiled drug cents by buying her a pound of Co- of the lovesick Enos. ffers Delightful Chocolates an article And no one cared. pronounced by the grocerconfectloner Hard Orders to Fill. of the town to be Just as good. He walked Into the animal store Parties were the popular social craze In Prlmtown and In the winter with a tired expression. "Cant get what I want anywhere, of Miss Olga's entrance Into the polite and exclusive society of the commu- he announced. "Thought maybe you nity both the untrained Enos and could supply me." "We can aupply anything In the aniHob were devoted attendants at these mal kingdom," said the proprietor, consimple social functions. Enos, In fact, originated several con- fidently. ceits in the fun line himself and they said the customer. "Very well, Give me a sun dog, a moon calf and proved popular because they smacked than some of the a sea puss. of more to Longer Suffer from Trouble. box. Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Mrs. Wise I told the next-doo- r neighbor today that it wan a sin to Benefit in Outdoor Schools. play the piano on Sunday. Speaking before the Xalbmal Aot'l-atioMr. Wise Why did you mentlou of lor the Study and Sunday? Tuberculosis ivccmly, Hr. Il.'iiry Stoll of Hart ford, Conn., said: BABY WASTED TO SKELETON have line or nu e "Every cily such iiistiuiiiiuis fur all lllll-.li- , "My little son, when about a year scrofulous nr anus'ii.li- - t V.'btr- - u, and a half old, began to have sores and those wiili i .c i. come out on his face. I had a physinlio are now in cinlina y boucs, cian treat him, but the sores grew schools. Victor Stoll d"cl:"i-- l worse. Then they began to coine out r lo forly of seb- d twenty on his arms, then on other parts of children in largo cities are Juf-c- ii d his body, and then one came on his with tuberculosis. By the use of chest, worse than the others. Then I was ascertained tliut 79 per called another physician. Still he cent, of the children from tuberculous grew worse. At the end of about a homes were Infected as only 26 against and half a of he year grew per cent, of those from Buffering supposedly so bad that I had to tie his hands in homes. It was also found llial cloths at night to keep him from healthy GO cent, of the frail children from per scratching the sores and tearing the healthy houiea had the genus of the flesh. He gut to be a mere skeleton, disease, but that only 13 per cent, of and was hardly able to walk. the robust children from similar homes Cutl-cura "My aunt advised me to try were thus affected. Soap and Cuticura Ointment I sent to a drug store and got a cake of Shows Value of Steel Car. Cuticura Soap and a box of the OintThat the steel car is of great value ment and followed directions. At the as a protection to passengers in the end of two mouths the sores were all event of collision was demonstrated well, lie has never had any sores In a recent clash of two trains in of any kind since. I can sincerely say the Hudson tunnel. New York city. that only for Cuticura my child would There was no such telescoping as have died. I used only one cake of would probably have occurred with Cuticura Soap-an- d about three boxes wooden cars, and the Injuries were of Ointment merely such as resulted from the pas"I am a nurse and my profession sengers being thrown down by the brings me into many different fam- shock of the collision. ilies and It la always a pleasure for me to tell my story and recommend Catarrh Cannot Be Cured Cuticura Remedies. Mrs. Egbert Shel- with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, u Miry Mount nwtft the anti ot tho twnurh M o bkonl or don, Litchfield, Conn., Oct 23, 1909. rtwnup, anti In onliT hi niro It you miwC nil l ntimlM. Hairs uuarrli line a Inkn owl on upnu Uic Uluud ond munim Mrihas. liidl'o Cotorrh (in h urn o quark Importation of Leeches. woo It by one ot tlw bnu pliyolrlnua Leeches are enumerated by the bu- k this countrypMmlwl "ur yrara s"d lo o nuckir prim rl pi am. lo (ompnord of tho lam UaitrM kiaiwu, rwnblnrd reau of statistics under Its general It with Uw brat flood purilirro. ortlnq dimity on tlw head of anlmalB imported, the total muraun aiitsiwi. Tim perfect nrnililaotKin of tho lo wtiat prulurra ourh w underfill alue of the Imports of this species two Samdlmu curing union. Hmd hr tratHuonlnio, fno. A CO., rnsw. ToWdw a 'In 1908 having been $5,341: in 1907, ' t1 ITIKKKV MS bv pnro 7 In. Tolw Uoli'o Fondly $6,922; in 1906, $4,494; In 1905, $3,8C2; fur conitlpidka. in 1904, $3,589; In 1903, $3,240, and in New Work for Women. 1902, $2,412 the commerce In leeches Mrs. Frederick II. Snyder Is the of a thus being growing character. The total value of the leeches im- only woman impresario on earth, she ported into the United States In the says. She decided that grand opera decade ending with 1008, Is about $10,-80- would be a good thing for St Paul and Leeches are imported free of made her first venture so successful duty. Snails were at one time enu- that she has continued in the business merated as an article of Importation, after the fashion of men engaged in' the records from 1894 to 1898 showing the same work. nails imported to the extent of about Important to Mothers $5,000; but the snail trade so dwinExamiuo carefully every bottle of dled, showing only $24 of Imports in CASTU1UA, a safe and sure remedy for 1898, that the bureau discontinued its infants anil children, and see that it statements of this article. Bears the Signature of An Interruption. Among the primary pupils enrolled In Use For Over fl!) Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought In a Baltimore school this term Is the son of a prominent business man of New Fly Trap. that city. A Californian has taken advantage One afternoon, at close of school, the of the fact that flics always walk up youngster sought out his father in his a window by inventing a trap to be office, to him he said: fastened to u pane in such a manner "Dad, I'm getting tired of school. I that a fly will enter It without being think I'll quit." aware that it has left the surface of "Why? asked the astonished par- the glass. ent; "what's the matter, Tommy? I thought you were fond of going to Fop Ilpd. Itching Eyelids, ('yfu, Styeu and AH Kyi-- That Fulling school." Need Ill re Try Murine Eye Bnlve. A Hen-li-e So Iain, dad, responded the youngTi.1i.-Trial Wzi ffie. Auk Ynur I'rnif-gis- f er Write Murine-- Iyo ilumedy Co., ster, suppressing a yawn, but it Chicago. breaks up the day so. Harper's Magazine. Information, rensiis Taker What Is your color? Mr. Adze in Europe. Swict Young Thing (Ichiro uyn it Second Assistant Secretary Alice of is peaches and cream. the state department is on bis annual vacation in Europe. In company with ",n"" n in liel- - nnl uIIht. tlw. Wi Soul Mr. Thackera, United Slates consul uni uiS"rtmuMiuilu r lillek. iSn, Sic him! Sw but general at Berlin, and Mrs. Thackera, he will devote about six weeks to a Is what you ere worrying about bicycle tour of southirn France. Ib- really worth whilo? ex pec ts to return to Washington about Mr. WlnJw'fl Hoofhlnv Ryrapt the middle of June. fcifii'iiKlhi1 turn, niiuppsln FnrchlitUvn 111 a.uiiiu.uin id f. iMifl.l'UriaWiiMiugilC, Fubtcr-Milbur- u Far-nui- ii A Pleasing Sense of Health and Strength Renewed and of Ease and Comfort follows the use of Syrup of Fis anl Elixir of Senna, as it acts gently on the kidneys, liver and bowels, cleans ing the system effect uallv, when constipated, 'or bilious, and dispels colds and headaches. To get ils beneficial effects, always luiy tiie genuine, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. luU-rrulio-l- s 1 tb-.-- t jH-- - r.-ii- dao-ao- mnU-tuUon- Inu-nii- din-rtl- mrdi-(tn- r. . Taken Before a Justice of the Peace. That vat the one great act of Injustice done me In all my career, and even the of grave won't bring forgetfulness that nasty piece of work. After 1 did that five years in Sing Sing for another man's crime I wanted to get square with Byrnes. I and another set out to blow open the safe In police headquarters. It was then In a little office off the big hall. We were at work on it when we heard footsteps, and if we hadn't been frightened off then we would have blown that cheesebox to hits. In 1885 he went to Gloversvllle and robbed a safe there. He was arrested outside of the bank, while feigning Intoxication, and actually had the loot on him. The policemen did not search him, but took him before a justice of the peace. He was drunk outside the bank just robbed, your honor,' said the policeman, continued Murphy. 'What'a your business V asked the justice. " 'I'm hie a bricklay hie er; hod carrier hie anything.' How much money have you? 'Three hie dollars, judge.' 'Well, you're fined $3, so you cant get drunk for a few days more. "But, inspector, continued Murphy, "the laugh waa on me. Peggy Donovan waa arrested for this crime I had committed, and railroaded to prison. When I learned of It I gave myself up and confessed to the crime. I had a bard time proving I had done the Job. I had to subpoena the Justice of the peace and the policeman from They bore out my story as far aa they could. I waa convicted, Peggy waa freed and the three years and three montha I did for that crime were some of the happiest years of my life." How he got the name of "Liverpool Jack waa developed aa follows: "You remember, inspector, what you said to me a year ago, when I was nabbed with the gun and tools? You said: 'Murphy, you are old. Do you went to spend the remainder of your life In Sing Sing or In the convicts' home kept by the salvation army out on Long Island ? I told you I wasn't a hypocrite, and It waa either freedom to go and do as I please or Sing Sing I'm James Murphy, alias Connors, alias Liverpool Jack, and a few other The world la a wheel, and It will all fanciful names; professional criminal come round right Disraeli. ' of which I knew nothing. Glov-ersvill- e. I safe-blow- n s I A New Dress for 10 Cents, Don't crllh'Jst) a the cost of a package of Dyola Dyes. You don't have to know whether It ia help being foolish. cotton, wool, silk or mixed goods. Dyola gives the same fast brilliant colors on all goods. Comes in 16 colAt your dealer's or if not in took we will send you any color for 10 cents with direction book and color card. Dyola, Burlington, Yt ors. Not a Case of Treat long has the doctor been treating your wife, "Treatin' her? 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