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Show Col. jT.nt wrk orjj-ACi'JAPV- - ,fc f)j9nr vlUIUtC James Gord on of Mississippi. c sTr unficlin WELL KIDNEYS KEEP THE BODY WELL. ing officer. Ahen the kidneys do their duty, the blood Is filtered clear of uric acid and other waste. Weak kidneys do not filter off all the bad matter. This is the cause of rheumatic pains, backache and Referring to the fact that he had lean a confederate soldier. Col. Gor-!i.- i I fought and bled, but I said: lldn't die, however. 1 skedaddled af naa-l- al gad natal amt Waatifal jewalrv. Tka fim a aipoinn - tkra skill, laatt, liac aad fiat altrial. .. Wa kata all tka aucaliab, aat mm ratahi kata salaklitfced aar rrpatatiM. (ii elping ms, I got there yesterday." referring to the fact that for a time he had occupied the seat of tha presid- He then told of aome of his exploits the war and how he had captured n. Coburn of Indiana and Gen. .Miafter, be said, had fired at him live n llfferent times during the confederate charge without bitting him. He aald hat whenever the union and confederate soldiers met they were always good friends. Asserting that he loved the negro, he aald be wanted tha Mason and Dixon line obliterated from the map of the United States because he didn't want any more strife. d A few people down our way talk differently," he said, but they are not worth cuaalng; they are not worth wasting Invectives upon." Faying a tribute to soldiers of both the north and south. Col. Gordon said: You may as well try to storm the heights of heaven and pluck the diadem from Jehovahs crown, aa to take away from either of them the glory of the records of the two men who stood under the tree at Appomattox and brought the war to a close. "This Is the finest body of men that I ever associated with, he continued, speaklug of the senate Itself, and he beamed upon hia colleagues. Aatr La a I cjiv, utaa THE SHORTEST ROUTE TO JARBIDGE blab-mouthe- ....IS VIA..... DEETH, NEVADA DEETH ia snip CS nilea tram JABBIDGE aat it aa Ika sain liaa ml katk tka Saalkara Pacific taf Ika Wtalara Pacific Raiirnadi. USEFULNESS rtTI 1 1 1 . r Tlinii.aiKl. land Mug brought a milanl and uinli-- Join New York. The waa lately Installed airra agricultural hf irrigation Fifty Thousand Aires of un In Millanl romil? will dnlliitf Utah. (IimmimmI It Drawing at Art ruin. l.jrnn. (I.ymutyl P. O.l Monday. April II. Nee Ihff Agmt at Ifl Main Nlrrct. I Plume Hall Kxi'haiiga Id for axcunion ralaa and lllrratura. T. 0. Parc. Oen.PaM.Agt. J. SPEECH IS UNIQUE H. MaHiiganciJi, Aaat.Oaa.Paia.Agt. TESTED SEEDS Senator Gordon Makes Striking Address on Leaving Senate. It mal himrtrMa of rtollani carry year In i TEST OUR SEEDS Hut a hen you buy them you can depend for our The Wrlta they pnairM Quality. Fran Daaariptiva Catalog. ALTON CO.. Salt Laka City PORTER-- KKAI.N. l KTKNI'I I.S IADHKH. TKADK Una Kiiblirr Type Oulflta, till WKH, Ktc. Talks of War Record and Pleads for Erasure of Mason and Dixon Line Tells of Pity for Millionaires. Full and auppllra In iliwk. Having attained his Mall onti-rrecelte pnimpt atlcntlou. LANS SALT STAMP CO., tall Laka Cily lifetime Miuliltiiin, a seat In the Cnlted Wm-hliigtn- Why H Returned. iJtRl winter Mr. Clifford A. Neff, who resides in that part of liratenahl mill known as Doan street, sorted out her huKband'a ouatoff clothing. To the flrat applicant who came along ahe handed g complete suit of clolhei which ahe thought had aceu enough service, and the man went off rejoicing and viduubly thanking her. This week he reappeared at the Neff home, where he waa Immediately recognized. "Last year, madam," he aald, with a bow, "you were kind enough to give me a anit of clolhea. In the pocket of the coat I found a dollur hill, nil " crumpled up, and And you waited all thin time to return II?" Interrupted Mr. Neff. No, madam," replied the panhandler with another how, "I railed to aak you If you hadn't another cal to give uie. Cleveland New a. In Spite of Tommy. Home study for Tommy had Juat begun and he found It hard to npply himself to regular hours. At bedllnii! one evening hia father said: "Tommy, I am not at all pleased with the report your mother gives utc of your conduct today." "No, father, 1 k no wed you wouldn't be, and I told her so. Hut she went right ahead an' made th report. Jest like a woman, ain't , Home Journal. lt?"-l-ad- le' Hit Hospitable Instinct. A farmer waa asked to assist at the funeral of his neighbor's third wife, and as he had attended the funerul ol the two others, his wife was surprised On when he declined the Invitation. being pressed to give his reason ha said with some hesitation: "You see, Mlrandy, It makes a chap feel a hit awkward to be always accepting other folks' civilities when he never has anything of the same sort of his own to ssk them back to." ladles' lloms Journal. Userer Rebuked. was bargaining for hit Shylock pound of flesh. "Nothing doing." answered I'ortla. "We are on the vegetable wagon. the Not understanding terms, Shakespeare wrote up a different version New Tork Sun. A His System. can't say I've "Say the rest of "But I never tell than I think he'll "1 never told a lie." It." a inan a bigger 111 believe." Kansas City Journal. Low ! "1 Embarrassing. went to the phrenologist's last weak." Sue "Oh! what did he tell you?" Low "Well, I can't understand. Ha coughed a little and then gave mi hack my money." Just Before the Quarrel. First Mother I don't know wheth or to enter my baby In the pretty children contest or not" Second Mother SIREN Elke. big elren which the Bronx xoo to signal the keepers the escape of In r ZOO It Calls Keepers to Rescue Marguerite, Virginia Deer, Who Tried to Own Why Not ? It J1 OF 'Tea; It does seem gather too bad to take all that troubla for nothing; docent ltt" States senate. Senator James Gordon of Mississippi the other day bude farewell a to hia tn an that held them spellbound for SO minutes. So deeply touched were niuny senators that they violated one of the most strlrt of senate rules, and applauded the aged veteran from Mississippi. After a 'seaut two-motils' service-ti- me enough, however, to win the hearts of every one tn the rapltnl Senator Gordon gives place to l.e Roy Percy, the choice of the Mississippi legislature to All the unexplred term of the lute Anson J. Mcl.auriii. Senator Gordon chose as hia text, I dive One Aimthor," which he called the Klevenih Commandment Ilia quaint phrases, his homely simplicity and his wise sayings, amusing though he was at times, especially when he read two of hia own "pomes" earned the sympathy of every person who heard him. When he had concluded. Senator Depew of New York, briefly expressing the regret of the senate at his departure, described the address as the most remarkable ever heard (n the senate. and aald it would ku down In history as such. for dramatic; interest, the scene In Hi senate has seldom beer, equaled In recent years. As one who fought until the very last. Senator Gordon asked that sew tioual bitterness bred In the civil war. be forgotten. As one who had owned 800 slaves, be Implored g tgnlnst breeding rare hatred by the negro question; and here he read Ills poem. "My Ole Rlark Mammy." Aa one who had been a millionaire who now Is both poor and happy, he denounced the flannel niuitlia," who stir up envy and hatred vgulnat the rich among those who are less lucky We have a few dollars." he said, 'that always want to he niakln' a fuss, riiey're not even wuth cussln" "I was born a mid Col Gordon, hut I never was happy until I got rid of my surplus I spent much of It on my money ilnvea and the rest of my funds I Pent like a gentleman and got rid of the entire Incuintiranre. I hate listened with Interest to the vpeceiic here and the more I hear of them the sorrier I am for the millionaires Why. If there Is a fellow In the I'nited States that 1 ant sorry for. It Is Rockefeller, because he has more money than anyone else That Is his misfortune He can't go on the street with one of hi grandchildren unless he is aft aid that some one might kill him. Why. 1 know that he loves one of those children much better than he lotea all the money he has got I think Mr. is a good man. 1 see his employes speak well of him, and I am told that he never bad a atrlke. I am told also that he he has given much money to cburchea and education. Now I don't auppoae that everybody will like that, but those who don't like it can put It In their plpea and amoke It I'd like for Mr. Rockefeller to come down to and run hia pipe llnea through my land. Ha could have the right of way for all tha llnea be wanted, for I know that In my time coal oil haa fellow-aenator- ad-dre- n agl-atln- r Mla-laalp- been reduced from 40 centa to ten cenla per gallon. The most tuurblng episode was his rebuke to Ileyburn of Idaho, who delivered the "bloody ahirt" speech against the bill authorising the war department to lend tenta to the Confederate Veterana reunion at Mobile next April "Let the aenator from Idaho come down to the Mlaalaalppl prairies; let him come to my home," aald the retiring hero of many a battle of 186145, and I will ahow him auch southern life that when we return together here I will take off my hat, throw It In the air and hurrah for Grant In front of hia statue In Statuary hall, and he will take off hia hat, throw It In the air and hurrah before the status of Robert E. And afterwards Ileyburn stepped across to the Democratic aide, shook the old man's hand and said In an undertone, "D-- n It; IH do It" He then told how, when live years old, he had been presented with a toy hoard, which waa checked over with different objects, dome of them good and some of them had. One of these objects was the capitol of the United States, and his mother had told him, he said, that If he would be good and would lit e a correct life, he might ome day hope to alt In the seat of the big man who was pictured there. She never told me lie, and I knew that what she said waa true. I knew that I would some day occupy the seat of that big man, and God I. In any animal from Its enclosure had Its first tryout the other afternoon. Keepers ran from all directions to find out what was the trouble. Marguerite, one of the Virginia deer, had escaped from her yard and taken with her her fawn, now a sturdy youngster of some six months. The chain fastenings on her gate bad been left loose and Marguerite In Investigating it found tha way to freedom suddenly opened. She found her way Into the elk before the keepers got trace of her. When they found her the big and ugly elk, Stanley, waa making great efforts to break dowan the Individual netting which hia temper had earned for him In order to oust the Interloper from hla herd. When they made their rounds next morning the keepers found that a gray fox, sent to them about a week ago from tha northern part of the state, was dead. He had been put In a runway in which were several female foxes and a few young ones, all of which owed allegiance to an old dog fox. Evidently the old fellow resented the intrusion, to the torn-u- p ground and teeth marks on the throat of the newcomer showed that be had been killed In a fight. Revolutionary Heirloom. Rlpon, Wls. Mrs. T. A. Everhard of this city haa a rare and unique specimen of continental money. It la an h of Issue of script of 1776 for a dollar. On one side la a central circle containing the words: We are tha American congress," surrounded by 13 circles each bearing the name of one of the original states. On the other side. In addition to the amount and the name of the printer, la a device bearing the Inscription "Mind your business. The piece haa been In Mrs. Everhard'a family since the time It was in current use, handed down from generation to generation. one-slxt- Heroic Work of Conductor Somewhat Disappointing. He was a doctor and waa patiently waiting for hla first patient. Thought he: "If the mountain will not coma to Mohammed, Mohammed must go to the mountain. And aa patients will uot seek me out 1 must needs seek He strolled through the them out. cheap market and presently saw a man buy six nice cucumbers. Here's a chance! said he, and followed him home. Patiently he waited for four lung and lonely hours and about midnight the front door quickly oiiened, and the man dashed down the steps. He seized him by the arm and cried earnestly: "Do you want a doctor?" "No! the man roughly. leplled "Want more cucumbers! urinary disorders. Doans Kidney Pills cure weak kidneys. Rev. Weaver, Georgetown, Tex., former editor Baptist Herald, says: "At a Baptist conference at Jackson. Tex., I fell from a platform and hurt my back. I waa soon over the Injury, but the kidneys were badly disordered, passages painful and often Doan's Kidney Pills cured bloody. this trouble completely." Remember the name Doan's. Sold Co., by all dealers. Koster-Mllbur- n Buffalo, N. Y. 50 cents a box. Abram Make the Liver Do its Duty Nine titoca ia tn when tha towack and bowcla an ngbL the CARTER'S LITTLE UVER FILLS rally but Snily cm pci lazy lirar Is A w ha duty. Cm Cato--., etipatioa Unpublished Utterances. Herein is set down a hitherto unpublished utterance of Emerson. There la no doubt of its authenticity: An a boodely boodely boodely boo, dood-elIt was hla favorite doodely doo! way of addressing hablea. Carlyle inaddressed babies thua: variably "Kookey kookey kookey koo, kookey kookey koo! Occasionally he varied that with: Keekey keekey keekey kee, keekey, keekey kee!" Shakespeare's conversation with babies waa Too this: "Too Sir Francis Bacon's waa simply: Klklk. David Hume said: Boo!" Charles Dickens navi to say: Heao, taln't oo Sir Isaac Newton yaph a Itty bit? used to say: Howdydooguma!" George Eliot used to say: "Connin' aln! Burdi!" Puck. Ikdiges- - Sick Headache, and Diatreaa after Small KB. SaraB Dc net bear y GENUINE RHEUMATISM Cured by Electropodes Krw Ekcak tointo dun. Sadr I KMay aad Un aMk Hmelgk. -nun il Oak II BkcMpadM touts adiak aa isa ato at H andnrw DnnMX iww trad. Sackackn, G- Wa wU An Absolute Necessity. Wifey You told me the other day we must avoid all luxuries and confine ourselves to absolute necessities only. Hubby That's so, my dear. Wifey Well, last night you came home in a cab. Hubby Yea, but that was an absolute necessity. m toil pn an aundad. WKSTmf n ELBCTKOrODR mica AsnlecBt, oa LeaAavSn, CkL Down infromthe dumps ad over-eatin- How's This? drinking-b- g, liver and constipation get many a one, but theres a way out Cascarets relieve and cure and quickly. Take one feel ever so much better in the Imri Wc thr On Hundred Dollsra tor amm aaaa of Mint UM canaot ba cured by Helix Uaianft (Jure. r. J. CHENEY A OO-- Toledo. O. Wa the undfre limed, lore knows r. J. Cheney tor the kit IS yearn and beUrre hha perfectly k -to ell bualnem tianeartlone led " lty able to cany out any oblkaUow made by ble Waldimo, Kikkah A Maitiii. WboktoUe DruaxMa Toledo, Helix CXtink CM k taken tolemally. aettos directly upon tha blood and mueoun aurtneai at the lyaum. Tntlnoatok lent tree. lrks It eeata p bottle and by all Imn ate Take Jiill'e Family me fee acaatlpattoa tn. Hear m fight to-nig- ht morning. a Caacarata 10c bo wmk'a treatment. All drugrlata. Blnuatacllar to tba world million boxaa a moetb. Opportunity Independent Futile Dicsension. So you and your husband are al- WANTED Lira repreamtaUTea la erery i'j la America, to furaiab deal red tnformaltun. ways quarreling?" said the family No liner, aa cnDTAMlnjc JuiA a HU la time aad is oa balw axed outtlda nwolar work areuma Idle reIndaa-trtrlawyer. e PtoSt nbarliu Plan ia one of Brat fonr rnl of tho Nation, tbat will loon par MMt Anneal "Yea, answered the young woman. Dividend No ewb atrmiaat. Mllaaia onnllnouHy. "What do you quarrel about? offered Ike pvopla. TblnaS opporlanlu ever belrirn Send nelf addrewed atampad "I forget the subject of the first appenrabntonre. mvrrcnKlof toll InlurniAlloa. vvkcpennd 10 Movement (Inc.) quarrel. But we hare been quarreling tZSForward Kan Franolaoo, CaL Mrmadmwk illilf., byndlratn, ever since over who waa to blame for It." MOTHER CRAYS raa-aiun- An Ungentlemanly Once you called me your existence." Yea, I know it. That had any Idea you were come the dead weight of SWEET POWDERS FOR CHILDREN, Reply. the light of A Oartain Relief for Peverlahaeen Itendnekn. rs t'ennflpntlna, Niemnrk Tranblea, Tart bin aad waa before I going to beIt." 1 lllnerdere, werma. Deilrar npCelda In M boom TbeyBrenli A tall IHimni Mete Bawpia mailed KRKK. anrettoslihiln A. S. OLMSTEO, La RovTN-Y- a TkndnMarSj Dea't accept iitd. Pettit's Eye Sslve First 8old In 1807 yea re ago, sale inrrMae yearly, wonderful remedy; cured million weak eye. All druggist or Howard liroa., Buffalo, X. Y. 100 Light to Banish Sorrow. Sorrow dwells longest where sun is shut out. Florida Tiiues-Unlo- the Mn. Winn low's toothing flyrup, Fbrchlldren Uwtbinir. soflrns lti prun. reduces When Coach Plunge into River Ha so Reynolds tore off a part of tha Smashes Hole Through With roofing around the light opening. Fiat, Rescuing All. Through this ragged hole he pulled six more to safety until, himself, bruised and bleeding, he saved all In Ont. When Canadian (he Sudbury, Pacill: train plunged into Spanish the car. If Conductor Reynolds had not river near this city In a driving, blinding blizzard some weeks ago, Thomas thought quickly and acted almost aa Reynolds of North Huy. Ont., the train quickly the wreck would have claimed conductor, waa in the dining car aa It eight more Uvea than It did. auk Into the Icy water. Although everyone waa struggling for life ha WRIGGLE FINGERS FOR CURE French Scientists Discover Method of Curing and Preventing Chilblains la Simple. Parle. The French Academy of Science haa Issued, with all solemnity, to an expectant world, a method of euring and preventing chilblains. It ia a very simple method. Hold your hand In the air for a few minutes and wriggle the fingers. Do this about ten times a day. Your chilblains, even cracked ones, will disappear, and Qie application of a little grease will help them to do aa Tha remedy has two distinct advantages. It la quite Inexpensive, and It la not dangerous to life. And how delightful It la to feel that In the first month of the new year the of the French Academy of Science concern themselves with such a painful trifle aa chilblains. blg-wlg- e shouted to the to hang on to the hatrarka. chandeliers and other Then he broke through a projections window and emereed outside the ear, whirb listed aufllelently to allow him to get up between the lee and ear. Mounting the roof he imashed the fanlight and screen with his bnre fists. Then he reached down, seized Alphonse Relsel, six years old, of Sault Ste. Marie and hauled him out Next he rescued by the hair. Rrodle of Magistrate Sudbury, who was small enough tn he pulled through. The others were too large. pas-euRc- ra Swallows Teeth in Slumber. Glass boro, N. J. Something disturbed the slumbers of John Martin of Aura. Awaking fully he discovered that he had neglected to remove hla teeth before retiring and they bad slipped down hla throat. He determined that the tecta had no business He hastened to a 1 . auch a place. physician of this place, who gave him aome medicine. About four hours later the teeth returned over the path they had taken In the slipping process, and Martin was none the worse for the experience. botUu. Give truth a square deal and it will not be crushed to earth. PATENT bmik an yimr Idra. advicwKKNR. KMahli alwd ura niaerraMACa.BeiI,ni " Pass Along The GoodWord That Dr. Pierces Golden Medical Discovery is to-da- y and has, for over 40 years, been the standard Blood uri-fyer, Stomach Strengthener and Liver Invigorator sold by druggists. Its not a secret nostrum but a medicine of known composition a medicine so good that the best physicans prescribe it knowing that its ingredients, which are printed on its outside wrappers and attested under oath, are the best known Co medical science for the diseases for which it is advised. 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