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Show L. m in i INK 1 - 11 O Petoo Chamber in the Beaver: County Courthouse In Beaver City, Utah, to consider adopting an ord- -' inaace regulating shooting within one half mile of a dwelling or house. Copies of the Ordinance are on file at the office of the County Clerk and may be reviewed upon . - request. BY ORDER OF THE BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS FOR BEAVER COUNTY, UTAH Paul B. Barton Beaver County Clerk CALL FOR APPLICATIONS are now being Applications accepted in the Mllfordcity Office for individuals qualified for the positions of City Recreational Director (Swim Pool Manager) and LUe Guards fot the Milford City Swimming PooL Applications will be accepted until 3:00 pjn. on March 21, 1988 at the Milford City Office at 302 South Main Street, P.O. Box 69, Milford, Utah 84751. For further information and qualification, questions should be directed to Councilman Sam Florence Mllfordcity Office. Applications are now being accepted In the Milford City Office for an Individual to lease the Milford City Golf Course. Applications will be accepted until 3:00 pjn. on March 21, 1988 at the Milford City Office at 302 SouthMain Street, PJl. Box 69, Milford, Utah Published In the Be aver County News on March 3, 1988. PUBLIC NOTICES Public Notice Advertising Protects Your Right To Know 9 Life I Ml Roger turman By The First Runner Up DTD IV 8475L For further information, questions should be directed to Councilman Sam Florence or the Milford City Office. NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the Board of County Commissioners of Beaver County, Utah will hold a public hearing on Monday, the 7th day of March, 1988, at the hour of 2:30 o'clock P.M., at the Com- - 5.8, 5.8, 5.7, 5.9, 5.9, 5.9, 5.9, Those were the narks by the Judges for the First Runner Up in the Fourth Annual Dumber Than Dirt Award. And the First Runner Up Is People who make their own television commercials! You know who I mean. There's the guy who gets dressed up in all kinds of silly 5 J6 costumes and stands unashamed before the cameras and tells you they "have to sell It cheap, because they stacked it so deep." Little doubt is left In your mind that the young who Is so anxious to sell yoo anything you will buy, is an expert in stacking "it" deepl Then there's the guy who comes on with "Ahoy Mattes!" and proceeds to sell wallpaper. Is the wall- 'man, . paper waterproof and made for boats, or what? Lately though, the wallpaper firm has taken off most of the amaruers and hired a couple of very lovely ladies to pitch their product. One of them puts wallpaper up by magic. That sure beats the way I do it! We used to think the guy in the white suit was bad when he bowed and said 'Thaaank Yooou!" even before you went in and bought furniturethat company Is no longer In business. The guy In the white suit shows up every now and again but there are so many other strange people on the commercials lately but there are so many other strange people on the commercials lately that be seems almost normal. A new commercial hit the air Just In the last few weeks. It Is for a hardware company or something like that. I have never really figured out what it is they are selling because the reverb is turned up so high in the voice portion that you cant understand what the guy is saying for the echo. There are a couple of other cut-i- es on local commercials. One of them sells men's suits and tries to fly away flapping his arms while he is talking. Lately the camera has been making a head and shoulder shot to keep the public's mind on the product. The other guy sells cars and keeps trying to punch holes In the air with his fist while he is talking. If I ever go in to bis place of business to buy a vehicle, I will stand at least six feet away while he tells about all the fine qualities of his product. Then there are the "fast alkers." They try to get as .much in a 30 second commerical as others do in a minute and a half. Frankly, these guys scare the heck out of me. I'm a slow learner when it comes to buying new merchandise. Someone who shoots off his mouth In rapid-fi- re makes me think he is trying to slip something by me that would be better -t- - to. JhJnfc alout tarjrtVji.' jor.iw Somehow dont expect the you more professional people to get in on the "horn e --made "com merle als, but we have them too! Remember the Chiropractic physician with the sickly smile that cares about your family's wealth? (or was that health?) Of course, there are the lawyers that are standing in line waiting for you to sue someone. If you cant think of anything to sue about, they will offer several suggestions each day on the TV tube. Some of them have such long, strange sounding names, however, you cant remember them anyway when you finally figure OTt something you can sue somebody for. "Giants" are quite common on television In our area. One guy does a fairly good commercial, but be keeps calling himself a giant while the pictures show him as a midget crawling up on some huge piece of furniture. The other "Giant" has a singing group that sings y, his praises sounding a lot like the big guy from bean stalk tame who only knew one tune called Speaking of singing commerlcials, how about the guys & gals from the boat sales place who started out singing Christmas Carols and now try to Imitate the Beach Boys? The Christmas carols wereeso bad that they were funny and probably sold a lot of boats. Now, after a couple of years of practice, the Marine Glee Club is just bad, not funny. Probably the worst of them all is the guy who cleans drapes and carpets. "Oh no!" screams the lady on the commercial while looking at her sagging drapes, "I should have taken my drapes to whatsis -name!" Gee whiz lady, we wish you would have too, so we wouldnt have to listen to you moan and groan ; it. This year we are destined to struggle through a whole bunch more amatuerlsh commericlals. Election year is particularly bad as all the politicians invade our homes with all their ideas of what will make us do what we dont ordinarily do. After a period of several uyears and thousands of dollars, the hometown merchants finally get tired of nr pr? UJUU displaying their high --ec boo 1 drama talents and eventually hire the pro's to produce some effective spots, but the politcans never seem to learn that lesson. Unfortunately, there are also a whole group of local business owners anxious to become another Bartles b James or Lee lac oca ( who probably hire only the best professionals to write their commercials). The only hope that we the viewing public, have is to pray that at least one TV station will opt to increase their ratings by not allowing their salesman to accept dumber than dirt home-ma- N Christine Rollo, 30 Died in Cedar City Utah February 28, 1988. Born In Cedar City, Utah November 10, 1957. Survived by Husband Robert Rollo, Cedar City; 2 sons Justin Finch and Lance Fordham of Cedar City; Father Barry Mesurvy, Salt Lake City; Stepfather Leslie Barton and Mother Patsy Barton, Las Vegas, Nevada. Brothers Chad Barton, Milford; Allan Barton, Las Vegas, Sister, Tina Barton, Las Vegas; Grandparents Cecil and Rachel Stewart, Milford. Funeral Services will be held Thursday March 3, 1988 at 1 pjn. at the Enoch Stake House in Enoch, Utah. Burial In the Cedar City Cemetary. Under the direction of Southern Utah Mortuary. vII MILFORD X oLHUUL LU.NC Monday, March 7 Potatoes Whipped wH am burger Gravy Buttered Corn Cheese Slice Hot Roll Fruited Jellow wTopplng Senior Gitizon Honu i iwi n Milk Tuesday, March 8 Creamed Tuna on Toast Buttered Green Beans Apple Cheese Slice Milk Monday, March 7 Snow Cod 10 Tator Tots Dill Slaw Peas Corn Muffins Tartar Thursday, March 10 Chilli wmeat, grated cheese onions Green Salad Hard Rolls Fruited Jello 11 386-236- 8,9,10AdG PIANO FOR SALE. Assume small monthly payment on modern style piano. like new condition. Can be mat! ton, seen locally. Call manager 6'. HOUSE FOR SALE. Take over ments or will rent . Call 387-27- 9,10,1 UPA FAMILY EXPERI WONDERFUL A n 8,9pd. Must sell Immediately, two Miracle Span round top buildings. 25x36'-40'x4- THE ENCE. Australian, European', ndinavian High School exchange students arriving In August. Become a host family for American inter -cultural student exchange. Call Pay- 66. 1,12,TP FOR SALE. 1985 Red Nissan 300zx 14,000 miles two passenger for $12,000. Time Share Condo at Jeremy Ranch; first and second wee k In October $8,000. Call (801) 9,10,1 1pd. 96 home for sale. Coal economical, Make very Furnace, an offer!!! See at 656 So. 500 W. 4. or call - 3 BEDROOM 387-265- HOME FOR SALE. Excellent condition. Three bedroom , fam ily room , wood burning stove, garage. Must 387-274- 8. 8,9,10pdO north sale for 160 acres of Milford, in the "Alfalfa Cubes Zone", near geot hernial plant and near Union Pacific R. R. Mineral & water rights Included. Make bedroom home for rent in Milford,Utah. Two car garage and two bathrooms, call collect at 0. or tfnchgW Two 387-226- Solon, 4153 Beechwood Lane, Dallas, Tex. 75220. tfnchg SPACIOUS 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom mobile home in Beaver scenic area. Large private fenced yard. Partly furnished. Good horse area. $250.00 per month. Includes water, sewage & trash. Phone 438-28tfnchg. FOR RENT: Clean APARTMENT and cozy One bedroom apartments. Partially furnished. Call 387-280- 5. tfnchgW 62 $4.99 BEAVER NURSERY 640 So. Main U f " I fI Beaver, man Phone 438-25f I f f " I " I T f f I f I TTTI 54 1 MOUNTAIN outfittl:h3 Open 1C40 10 to 5 pjn. Closed Sunday and Monday North Main Beavei', Utah 8471 SATELLITE T.V Ice Fishing Supplies Guns - Reloading Supplies Trapping Equipment Sporting Goods West Highway Turn fat Into $$ !! Serious about weight? Nutritional weight losing control. Doctor recommended.Safe. Effective! Earn extra income. Representative needed, partfull time. 238-734- UPA 6. TYPISTS - $500 weekly at home! Information? Send stamped envelope. Marion H. Banks P.O. Box 576 Milford, Utah 84751. 7,8,9pdB AIRLINE JOBS, Reservatlonists, Flight Attendants, Ground Crew, & more. $11,367 to mechanics $55,786 per year. For information call Ext. A7512 24 hrs. 7,8.9ACA Now HELP WANTED: taking waitress at for applications 4. the Station Restaurant. tion. For prompt 2814, or 387-28- 71, pick-u- tfnchg. BUSINESS CARDS give distinction and class to any business operation large or smalL Many designs to choose from or make up your less thar for more tfnnc 387-288- Spring Is needs. almost here: Call the for all your cleaning or Ruth Smith Karen Nelson ,....,.,, 387-22- 387-232- 0. 87 7,8,9p : Carrots 20250. Potatoes Vegetable Salad Rye Bread Pistachio Cake fyab the Monday, March 21 Cheese Burgers Lettuce, Tomatoes, onions and pickles Macaroni Salad Corn Piatt fibi TONING TABLES 1000 SUNBEDS, Beds Sunal - WOLFF Tanning SlenderQuest Passive Exercisers. Call for FREE Color Catalogue. to 50, Save 7,8,9AJPA SNOWMOBILE RACING AT IT'S BEST! Utah Snowmobile Classic In Salina, Utah, Feb. 27 & 28, featur- Fresh Fruit CONT. PAGE 4 COL. 3 drag races and radar run. Electric Shaver Repairs carry a complete line cf shaver parts and accessories tor popular name brands. We Quick! One Day Repair Service on Most Models GEM JEWELERS Es- North Main, Cedar City 125 timated $3,000.00 purse. Divisions for all snowmobiles. For inSalina 1. formation call Chamber of Commerce. 7,8UPA 529-794- SU INSCRIPTION 35045-245- COUPON Fill out Coupon and Mail to; mailing cirquotas. Sincerely Interested, Rush stamped envelope: Old Commission Mailers, 804-0- 1, Thorsby Road, Clanton, Alabama culars! No Beaver County News P. o. tfnchg 9. Otained Easily! Been Turned Down? Bankrupt? No Credlty? No Problem! Write Immediately for Box 297 Mount Details! Credit-O- L, Olive, Alabama 35117. Enclose enveVISA lope! xiox 3;a Milford, Utah 84r,l PLFASF PRINT: Name: Address: tfnchg NEED MONEY? When Banks Stop... Start...No credit checks, collateral or For applicat- City: We ion write: Global-Q- bena, Alabama envelope. " u ill State: Zip. Box 112, Ver- L, Enclose 36091-011- 2. IN STATF VI 2 VI A K tfnchg nt hi .i -i- .hu., Gl'l.AR SFMORS $12.0u UY ;r. & vp s 19.0(1 10.00 . n.oo 387-280- OVTSIDI T'TAll 8,9,10pd. EARN EXCELLENT KI- MONEY In SI- homeassembly work. Jewelry, Toys ti others. FT 4 PT avail. CALL TODAY! (Toll-Refundab- le) Ext B6748B 24 Hrs. 9,10,11 AAA i rltjmoulht Gl'l.AH MnKS r,r, tJ $l!i.00. A VP NV W SVHSC PI.FAS1- $ 17.00 BIPTION ?2.;.oo . CD FNCLOS1 I'AVMiNT & : ,r 6,7,8,9UPA 56-3630. call p 2834. own. Starting prices $20.00, call today 1. information. 1 Attorneys, ing WANTED: Items for the Annual Methodist Rummage sale and auc- BAG inch pots AM., 40, Roosevelt. John Deere, LH., Case, M.F., and Ford tractors. wind rowers, bailers, discs, plows, land planes, small dozer, trailers, post hole diggers, blades, brush choppers, welders, sandblaster, tools, air compressor, much more. Brochure, callMcKee or Auction Co., UPA (303) $1,79 Live Green Plants 10 1988, 12, 11 Potting Soil 99$ 4 QT. Auction farm machinery Sat., Mar. Self-propell- ed of- fer. J. J. REGULARLY HARASSMENT, COLLECGARNISHMENTS, FORETIONS, CLOSURES AND REPOSSESSIONS while you pay your debts through CHAPTER 13 bankruptcy. For free information call EMBRY & ASSOC., 'STOP . Thursday, March 17 Corned Beef & Cabbage Sca- 9,10,11,12UPA 387-55- DX. 14- - Birthday Dayn-,,.- . Chicken Fried Steak Boiled Potatoes Gravy Mixed Vegetables Salad wTomatoes Biscuits Cake & Ice Cream participation in, be denied the benefits of or be otherwise subjected to discrimination. If you believe you have been discriminated against because of race, color, national origin, sex, age, or handicap, write immediately to the Secretary of Agriculture, Washing- HAY FOR SALE: 1st, 2nd & 3rd. 60 x 12 trailer, partly furnished, 4. in Minersvllle for rent. per word, minimum of $2.50. Three (3) Insertions for the price of two (2), 50? if paid in advance. Card of billing charge. Thanks -- $3.50. see to appreciates Call Monday, March "in the" Child Nutrition Program, no person shall on the grounds of race, color, national origin, sex, age, or handicap, be excluded from AD RATES WANT Sauce Lemon Pie Italian Spaghetti Buttered Peas Chilled Applesauce Garlic Bread Milk 10 n Thursday, March 3 Chicken Mashed Potatoes wGravy Green Beans Bread Green Salad Peaches & Cream Wednesday, March 3 Turkey wA)ressing Buttered Corn Fruit Salad Hot Roll Milk Friday, March 1 1 Crisp Thursday, March Chill Cole Slaw Chilled Peaches Cinnamon Roll Bread & Butter Cheese Slice Milk 3 CEDAR CITYs commercials. de TBarsday. March 3, 1988 Area Obituaries V off-ke- about COUHTY ! $24.00 KFWNAI. ' |