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Show OCR BUDGET OF FUK. S1LVEB THE ISSUE SOME OOOD JOKES. ORIGINAL AND SELECTED. Money Tha Bara Waa Heavy At tba Garmaa ot Why tha Lady Wae Fascinating How to L'tUlxa FoUtoaoes Flotsam and JvLuiui. The Money QwSlon dlacnmed la the tight of experience and history. I ....ciiciim taita bl Umb rw Ilka CAM A KITt laeiwaaa lha Sow of. nillkla naralnoBOlh-araA Ublal aalaa hr tha aiulbarBiakaa bar milk wildly purs-aur- a and haa a mild bateartaln a Bad oa - tha baby, tha only aafa laxative for tba Mood, candy. Tbtj bid tana bjotb In lb niouU). laarluf ttaa braain laaal and parfuuutd. II fa a raal plaaaaiq to taka than Inataad of uf aatina liquid er eaanoa-bal- l .ara llkad CAMAhlTI oiKiim ara purely vagaiabla Thar taato and aouialn na pill. by mi CURE BUARAHTEED y ehoarfully your own drugglab .... CAffCAKBTff ara aoid br all rtnig-gla- kind thathraad and land la'&VriuTm? cttciim )e, for Me, bos, aaed Me toa alae. 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